There's my disclaimer. If that applies to you, LEAVE. If not, read. :)
By then, it is 11:32 when he arrives to the photo shoot. Lance and Joey are already there. While waiting for the other two, Justin tries to give Lance tips about how to put on his makeup and how to give a better blowjob and by then it's time for the photo shoot. Justin has on a muscle shirt and black jeans. (Who could've guessed??) They take one picture, then they change clothes. Justin comes out in a wetsuit. (For those who are sickened easily, I will not bother you with the details of how his body looks.) They take another picture. Then it's over. It is now 1:21. They all go out for lunch. Justin walks over to some people. "Look at me!! I'm J and I'm IN DA HOUSE!!! YEA!!" One of them responds "Umm, please go away or I'm going to call security. You're scaring me." Justin is depressed, so they skip lunch and finger each other to make themselves feel better. It is now 2:43. They have an interview to go to. I follow them and listen to all the questions and stuff. The famous question comes along "Justin, what exactly is going on between you and Britney Spears?? Clear up the rumors." He answers "Nothing at all. We're friends. All I usually do is say hi to her a lot. Nothing more than that." The interviewer says "Thank you for your honest answer Justin." *cough*bitch*cough* How stupid can they be??
Now it is 5:14. (Interviews are long.) They all go out for dinner. They go to Arby's. Justin orders 17 packets of ketchup and smears 2 on his face then eats the rest. "Uhh, is that all ya want Justin??" asks Joey. "Cuz you can order a bacon cheeseburger and give it to me. I'll eat it." "Yea dawg, this is it." "Then why's ketchup on your face??" "I wanted to look tough, like I was just in a fight and am all bloody cuz I can't fight in real life, I might muss my hair. Duh Joey." "Oh yea."
It's now 7:47. They all go the hotel room to watch TV. They find a nice new channel called "Porn Porn and More Porn 24/7." They like the sound of that. They watch a girl get eaten out and they watch some rowdy sex. But then Lou calls them, so they must stop watching. Lou talks to Justin. "Hi Justin. How are you boys doing??" "We're down wit it all, homey." "Did you and Britney have any special time today??" "Not yet homes. Haven't seen my baby girl all day." "Alright. I'm giving you boys strict orders now, because of what some people are complaining about. You all must be in by 9:55 PM. I'm going to call every day at 9:55 sharp and if one of you boys is gone then I will have to take drastic measures. Also, I am cutting down your sex time to ONE HOUR A DAY. You can only spend an hour a day fingering each other, giving each other blow jobs, etc." "Ok ok homes. I'm down wit ya, even though cutting our sex time is mean." "You're also limited to ONLY 3 sex toys per person. Justin, you have 30. People are getting suspicious." "Aww dude, I'll try." "Alright Justin, you good boy you. Now I have to go talk to Britney, so I'll talk to you soon." "K homey G. Catcha on the flip side." I thought Lou was too fake. Uggh.
Anyways, after the phone it was 8:21, so they didn't have much time. They decided since Lou didn't say they couldn't have sex with their fans, they went out, grabbed some teenies, layed them out on the beds, and had some rowdy sex. Then after all of them finished, it was 9:32. Poor them, they only had 23 minutes left. They had nothing to do, so they sat there playing with sex toys. Then at precisely 9:55, Lou calls them. "Are you all there??" "Yea homey." "Let me hear Joey." "Hey Lou, it's Joe" Ok now Chris. "Hey Louey!!" "Now JC" "Hey dude!!" "And finally Lance." "Hello Mr. Pearlman." "Thank you boys. Goodbye." Then Lance goes to experiemnt with makeup, and the rest go to bed.
