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Parody Songs

This first one is an inventive song by Jai. (Yes, Jaimie.) She was sitting in school in December, and she was bored, so she made up this parody to "Winter Wonderland." It's about our teachers and our school. You might not get the song, but pretend you do. :) Also, there's "Bi Bi Bi", which I made. (I know EVERYONE'S done it.....but I like my version.) And later on this page, a new parody featuring NSync and a teletubby. But not yet....just enjoy her song for now, the teletubby/NSync will be up soon.
Walkin 'Round In CHS Halls

At school, they teach us
They yell, scream and each fuss
About World War II
What's a cocoon
Walkin 'round in CHS halls

There's Mr. Connell
He's a deadbeat
He lies, but says "Don't cheat"
He has no hair
But he doesn't care
Walkin 'round in CHS halls

In 607 there's a man named Archer
He likes to lecture us a lot
In 609 there's a man named Johnson
He likes Geography, probably not

There's Mr. Gordon
He's a flake
There's nothing he can make
He hates all the kids
He wishes they'd shut their lids
Walkin 'round in CHS halls

Mr. Dean, he's too old
He can't remember anything he's told
He's got nothin to do
But lecture us too
Walkin 'round in CHS halls

At 3, they let us go
Out into the white snow
We freeze our butts offee (<--Yes, offee. Rhymes with coffee)
While they drink some coffee
Walkin 'round in CHS halls


Bi Bi Bi

I'm doing this tonight
You've told me I'm not right
Now you're outta sight
Hey baby come on!!

I loved you endlessly
When you had sex with me
So now it's time to leave this
And make love to myself alone

I know that you can't handle anymore
And it ain't no lie
I wanna see you on my floor
Baby I'm bi bi bi

Don't wanna lie to you
You're just another ho in my game of two
I know you now hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby I'm bi bi bi

Don't wanna make you pissed at me
But I'm damn sure that you can see
Might sound crazy to you but it ain't no lie
Baby I'm bi bi bi

I just told you that I'm limp
Am I still your #1 pimp
So give me a damn good reason
Baby come on (fuck me)
I lived for you and me (and him)
And now I've really come far to see
That I can get another ho (and you have no one)

I know that you can't handle anymore
And it ain't no lie
I wanna see you on my floor (with him)
Baby I'm bi bi bi

Don't wanna lie to you
You're just another ho in my game of two
I know you now hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby I'm bi bi bi

Don't wanna make you pissed at me
But I'm damn sure that you can see
Might sound crazy to you but it ain't no lie
Baby I'm bi bi bi

I'm giving up on you, I know for sure
I don't wanna be the root of your love anymore (Bi Bi)
I'm getting up, walking out
You're the loser and we've had enough

You know you're just a ho
In my game of two
So I'm leavin' you behind
(bi bi bi)

I know I'm limp
(make it tough)
But am I still your #1 pimp
And it ain't no lie
(Bi bi baby)

Don't wanna lie to you
You're just another ho in my game of two
I know you now hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby I'm bi bi bi

Don't wanna make you pissed at me
But I'm damn sure that you can see
Might sound crazy to you but it ain't no lie
Baby I'm bi bi bi

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