Lists, Lists, Lists
These are the lists. Some are common lists, (eg. Why We Hate Them) and some aren't. I have to write them up first. Then they'll be up--sorry for the delay :)
10 Reasons Why They're Not A Good Role Model For Children
Lance thinks he's feminene, so he acts that way
Chris' pathological lying ("It's flattering that BSB would copy off of us for fame," "We started the whole boy band thing, honestly")
A 20 something year old who shall remain nameless .:cough:.Joey.:cough:. is obsessed with Superman (I think I made my point here)
Justin thinks he is black, therefore he speaks in ebonics and dresses in all Pelle Pelle and Nike
JC says "Crack is acceptable to take, and if your mommy finds it, it's not crack, it's medicine"
Justin has probably fucked Britney near 30 times when the public eye was no more than 2 miles away and yet, no one knows, so they think they can keep a secret
Lance collects antique knives and beanie babies. Enough said
Anyone who can write a song like "Bye Bye Bye" should not be considered a role model.
Their fans are no older than 12
You want more proof?? LOOK AT EM!!
10 Reasons Why I Hate Them
- They can't sing
- They're 5 male prosititues (excluding Lance, who is a female prostitute) pulled from a Jersey street corner (I'm not dissing Jersey!!)
- They INSIST they started the
- They're pricks
- Look at their CD name,
- They prance around like fairies onstage
- They molest 10 year old fans
- They wore pajamas to host TRL
- If I hear
Justin's 10 Favorite Hobbies
- Fucking Britney
- Sexually arousing his 10 year old fans
- Fucking Britney
- Acting black/using ebonics
- Fucking Britney
- Using his sex toys
- Fucking Britney
- Going to a club and having sex on the bar
- Fucking Britney
- Not admitting he has a problem and continuing to fuck Britney
10 Things To Do With Their CD
- Return it to the store (but what fun is that??)
- Fly a kite (during a thunderstorm) with the CD attached to it
- CD's burn fast. VERY fast
- Acid melts evil, you know (it also melts other things, like your science table. Not that I did it or anything........)
- It makes a nice frisbee
- It's a handy little portable knife
- Ok kids, let's play
- There has GOT to be some way to record over the friggin CD...........
- A pawn shop's worth the try (hey, SOMEONE'S gotta wanna buy that piece of shit. Some no-lifer, that is)
- If all else fails, a mousepad is a nice, cheap thing to have. (You MIGHT wanna use it face-down.....)
