BEN HENSLEY
This is Ben Hensley, your first stop on your tour of the Hall of Headshots. Ben can sing. Ben can play the piano. Ben does a mean impression of a velocoraptor. Ben can probably SPELL velocoraptor, unlike me, Rebecca, who is too lazy to look it up in a dictionary. Ben doesn't eat meat. Ben has a DVD player. Ben makes funny movies with his friend, Paul. Ben lives in the room directly below mine. Ben will be YOUR friend too... for a fee. (He is currently draining me of all my funds... but at least I have a friend!)
Stop Two in the Hall of Headshots