First things first. I don't really know why you are reading this because most of the people at the website are prolly gonna be peeps I know, and those of you (you know who you are) prolly already know more about me than you really want to. And if you don't already know me, than I don't know why you would want to, but you are here, so you mine as well read up.

Ok, i was born in the early morn of April 10, 1983. I don't remeber much after that, so I'll skip my toddler days. Lived in Detroit til i was 'bout five, then moved to "south Wessoide" Warren, into a big goofy lookin yellowish house which is in a shambles, but it's where all my stuff is, so i'll call it home. N-E-way, i'd like to say I'm a pretty normal person, but anyone you ask will prolly say otherwise. There really isn't all that much to me, i am sarcastic, smart, a dork (but a fun-loving dork mind you) 1/2 Italian, try to be a bit of a perfectionist, I'm generous but i don't like to share (i know that don't make sense, but it's true), and i'd also like to say i'm funny, but you may think otherwise. I don't have a problem wit dat. Some things i like to do include: hunt(but i'm not a ruthless killer so don't send me P.E.T.A e-mail), fish, camp, mess around on the computer, hang out wit my homies, and every once in a while i like to build things. I also like listening to music, I'll hear anything you throw at me, and i'll actually like most of it. Some things that i would like to do more often (or at least once) is canoe and kayak, hike, play paintball, maybe make a note-worthy invention or two, and control my sarcastic tendencies long enough to get people to realize i really can be a cool guy (of course that'll prolly never happen). I guess that's all i really need to say.

Here is my e-mail address once again. Like it says on the front page, if you want to email me for any reason, to talk, make fun of me, ask me something, point out a mistake anywhere in this page or one of my other pages, or even just yell at me for something, go right ahead. This whole paragraph thingie is my address for those of you with innacurate mouse control and cannot click on a tiny little box .