Oldy Bell's Old Ass Cheese This is an actual piece of cheese (front and back) a Kraft Single to be exact, that I found in the desk drawer of my yearbook and newspaper adivosor's desk. It was trapped between a bunch of folders and papers. Stuck in Mr. "Oldy" Bell's desk for no one knows how long. It was quite hard, and it actually snapped when an attempt was made to bend it. Needless to say, it was not eaten. But it is however a nice artifact, and a rare find, showing the effects of a life a piece of processed cheese in a sterile, dark, quite environment.