Ok now I will start the lessons. Pay attention there will be a quiz afterwards, take notes if you wish. This lesson is fairly short, but highly informative.

• Method 'A': Being a born 'Sarcasmo'
  Step One: The simplest and quickest way of becoming sarcastic, is unfortunetly one of the hardest methods to achieve results. This method involves being born sarcastic. It is the hardest method to accomplish because, after are born, how often can you be reborn? The answer is zero times, unless you believe in reincarnation, even then, it will take a long time to achieve rebirth. This method gives you the best results because your sarcasm is an instinct, and can be performed at any given moment with unbelievable speed. Your sarcastic comments will also be of much better quality. If you, unfortunetly, were not born with sarcasm in your blood, move onto one of the following methods.
  Step Two: Should you be blessed with natural sarcasm skills, all you need to do is act natural. The sarcasm will flow from you like sweat from a fat man.

• Method 'B': Sarcasm by Osmosis
  Step One: Find yourself some people who are experts at sarcasm, or better yet, are naturally sarcastic. The more sarcastic, the faster you will learn, and the better your own sarcasm will be.
  Step Two: Hang out with these people. It is advisable to find multiple mentors, because not everyone has the same sarcasm styles, so the more places to pick it up from the more varied of a sarcasmo you will become. Observe how they act, particulary, how they act when they are being sarcastic. This is easily done when hanging around with naturally sarcastic people because they are sarcastic pretty much all the time, so you do not have to try to figure out if they are being sarcastic or not, you can assume that they are.
  Step Three: Pick up on the types of things your sarcasm mentors are doing and saying. Begin your sarcasticness by repeating some things that they say, or things similar. Warning: Do NOT repeat everything they say, and what you do repeat, do it sparringly, or you will become annoying and your mentors will consider you a "little bitch" (if you are actually trying to be a bitch, visit the Mix M@$ta's course on How To Be A Bitch).
  Step Four: Now, the more and more you hang out with your mentors, the more and more sarcastic you should become. Hopefully, if they are professional sarcasmos, you will be able to pick up what they do, and it should rub off on you, hence the term, "Sarcasm by Osmosis." As time goes by, the better you will become at making up your own sarcastic comments.

• Method 'C': Sarcasm by Association
  Step One: As with the osmosis method, find people who are considered sarcastic, and hang out with them.
  Step Two: If you can find a group of people who are generally considered very sarcastic, stereotyping should kick in, and people who do not know you will probably view you as sarcastic as well. The good thing about this method is that you do not have to actually be sarcastic, people will only think you are because of the people you hang out with. The advantage to this is that when you do get to know someone, it usually helps if you don't use sarcasm, because it often- times offends and annoys people (if they aren't sarcastic themselves, if they are, they might not like you if you only pretend to be sarcastic).

Note: Sarcasmo is a term I just made up. In the context of today's lesson it means: "One who is a master of sarcasm"

Enough learning, I'm ready to test.
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