On this page, I am going to display some of the theories and observations I (or my friends) have thought up/observed/said throughout my (or their) insignificant life. Some of these, I'm sure you have seen, heard, or even thought up yourself before. If you have any theories or observations, send em to me and I'll post em, and of course, give you props. So, without further ado, here's my (or my friend's) stuff, in no particular order. All stuff is by me, except where otherwise stated.

• Luck, don't rely on it. Good luck makes you cocky, and you begin to use it as a fall back plan. When you got bad luck, nothing ever goes your way. So, just don't use luck as a plan in life, cuz it'll lead you into a life of not living up to your full potential or something.
• Why does "w" have three sylables? Every other letter is only one syllable. Yet, w, on the other hand, has frigging 3 syllables. Why? I think "w" is just one punk-ass letter. It's obviousally copying off of "m", but flipping that upside down. And once again, it's got multiple syllables.
• The orange juice always tastes the best when you are drinking the last sip of the last glass of the carton.
• You always get that one special piece of mail after you have given up hope on its arrival, or whenever you don't expect it to arrive.
• Redheads. I know this theory is going to get me at least a few threatening e-mails. This entire theory was a joke between me and Mike and no harm is intended by it. Anyway, the theory is, girls who have red hair have a much higher chance of being transvestites or he-shes.
• Taco Bell has all of these Cinnamon Twists. They can't be that expensive to make. Why can't they just give me (and my good friend Nicolio) free cinnamon twists. I mean, we all need food to live, why shouldn't free food be an unalienable right like life and liberty. After all, you can't have life without food. Now, I'm not saying we should live off cinnamon twists, but if I'm already buyin some gorditas or something, can't I just get some free cinnamon twists, as like a consolation prize or something? And also, how expensive is cinnamon, why does TCB have to scimp on the cinnamon, sometimes my cinnamon twists don't even have any cinnamon on them. Whats up with that.
  --This theory created by me and Nicolio
• "The fat man walks alone."
  --Lucas (in Empire Records), via Julie
• "I'm gonna smoke you like a pound of ganja at a Bob Marley concert"
  --Me
• "ok irresistable bliss is like....bliss is paradise...being happy, irresistable means you want to be happy but u never get it so it's painful"
  --Julie
• "Life is like a box of chocolates, someone has already ate all the good stuff."
  --JJ
• This is an observation on feet. Feet are very ugly. I have never seen an attractive foot. When someone asks "What part of the body is the sexiest on a man or woman?" No one ever says feet (except them weird feet-fetish people). I don't think I have ever actually seen an "attractive" foot. It is just an odd, ugly looking part of the body. Now, I'm sure I'll get some e-mail saying "You're wrong, my gf has really pretty feet." I highly doubt this is true. The foot is just nasty. I know I have seen some, "not necessarily ugly" feet, but this is rare. This observation especially applies to guys... those sandals you are wearing without socks...not flattering.
• Life in general....Pffff
  --LP
• Why is it that whenever there is a camp fire, the smoke always seems to follow you? I hate that, no matter where you move, the smoke follows (or seems to anyway) follow you and no one else. I also have this problem with mosquitos. They all go after me and no one else.
• "Going out on a limb!"
  --Tim
• "Joke a smoint"
  --LP
• Low self esteem, it makes you interesting. Sure, you might not be as nice, and you might make fun of people, but the people you aren't making fun of, will find you more interesting. Perfect example...Me