Inflatable dolls? You betcha! Along with an astounding variety of rubberized vaginas, there are inflatables for the ladies with manly rubber men sporting an exciting array of gentitalia in many shapes and sizes in an exotic rainbow of racial colors to get you off and running at the romance races while enjoying a discreet romantic evening of self gratification and heavenly masturbation. Of course, both female and male inflatables have no gender preference. It's the human element that is the deciding factor. It's not always about male and female, female and male. Hell no, anyone can enjoy a good inflatable romp with a rubber mate of either gender under the sheets. Human girl on rubber girl and human male on rubber male, it's all the same to the Invincible Inflatables! (I imagine there are menage a trois involving a human and two inflatables, or perhaps two humans with one inflatable. Yes, I know it gets confusing as the combinations can be staggering to the less imaginative among us!) You can even dress one up in an apron and refer to it as your Rubber Maid to serve the lord and lady of the masturbation manor.
Just as vulva placement is important on the flesh and blood female, the inflation valve location on Latex Lucy and Latex Lenny can also be a real deal maker or breaker, but, can also add to the frolic and fun with your new rubber playpal. Remember in the film "Airplane" where the automatic pilot deflates and gets one hell of a blow job from the stewardess as she kneels between his legs to "inflate" him? Now that is service above and beyond. "Coffe, Tea or a Faux Blow!" I feel strongly however, that the only real possibility for valve placement on the male inflatable is the rubber penis extension. This not only serves a utilitarian purpose to pump up your man, but gives you plenty of oral practice to keep the mouth and tongue in tip top shape and ready to tackle the real thing at a moments notice like a real Olympic pro.
The Female Inflaty is more challenging.as there are more options for sexy placement of the valve. There is of course, the one and most popular vaginal possibility, but then again there also two nipples to choose from inflatable breasts, and for the foot fetishist, there is always the big toe valve placement that will create a sensation more profound than a spiked heel slamming down on a footies back.
Some inflatables will accomodate strap-on action as well for a real 8-second ride at the orgasm rodeo while the human female does a little bronco busting of it's own on the helpless rubber male or female of her choice The human male however can use the real deal to achieve the same result with out fear of mechanical error. Sort of mechanical bull ride on something soft and cushy! Giving head or giving tails to a Barbie or Ken inflatable impersonator is not new...it has roots going back to the age of the Ancient Mariner or at least to the age of French and Spanish seamen with plenty of semen along who preferred a female companion over walking the plank, unless they it was the plank of the guy in the next berth who started to look good after three months at sea, see? Keel hauling was also popular but not every keel wanted to be hauled or violated. Remember, these were the same 16th Century adventurers who saw sealions as mermaids and fell in delusional love with ocean going mammals. Sealion loins cannot compete with the real deal of the human female.
As the ocean filled with jaunty seafaring manly men, certain needs arose in time that required immediate attention. Physical companion ship in the bunkbeds down below. There is a reason obviously why the refer to the bathroom aboard ship as the "head" as I am sure a lot of private penis practicality was rampant there with proficiency and practicality as the driving force. Also is it no wonder that just when the sailor put women out of his mind for a time, he would spot a spouting whale in the waves emmiting a large discharge from what is appropriately called a "blowhole" and great choruses of "Thar She Blows!" would bellow forth form the assembled multitudes aboard ship. Also aboard ship it's not advisable to turn your back on a horny shipmate and expose your stern while taking a bow!
Einstein came up with theory of relativity and Dr. Goddard is forever linked with modern day rocketry, but what French or Spanish inventor is linked to the latex lovemakers of today? No one knows for sure but someone decided to make them in order to pass the long voyage with artificial vaginas. These fake females were called the dame de voyage in French and dama de viaje in Spanish. These were made usually of sewn cloth or old clothing over straw or other materials. Not only the forerunner of todays rubber foreplay pals, but also direct descendents of the Scarecrow in the Wizard Oz just as the Tin Man is the basis and model for today's Dildo! Think about it..no wonder Dorothy wanted to oil his joints so they were in good working order!
These famed "dames" proliferated on the Seven Seas while adulation followed ejaculation and they antered the annals of ocean going pop culture. Similary, the Nazi's provided the more modern sex dolls during WWII when prostitutes could not be secured for the purpose. It was called the Borg-Hild project...hence the term, Heil Hymen! Remember there was a sex toy doll named Lilli who entertained the troops and was very lifelike, but only a foot or so tall so making it with here would have been like boinking a Barbie...or Ken...not that there's anything wrong with that. No wonder on D-Day the Nazi's were caught with their pants down! I can see it now...made for TV...the Bravo Channel...how rubber sex toys won the war. While the Allies were storming the beach, the storm troopers were getting their rocks off with Patty Playpal!
The first mention of manufactured sex dolls made their bedroom stage debut around the first decade of the 20th Century. Iwan Block wrote in his book, The Sexual Life of Our Time, "In this connection we may refer to fornicatory acts effected with artificial imitations of the human body, or of individual parts of that body. There exist true Vaucansons in this province of pornographic technology, clever mechanics who, from rubber and other plastic materials, prepare entire male or female bodies, which, as hommes or dames de voyage, subserve fornicatory purposes. More especially are the genital organs represented in a manner true to nature. Even the secretion of Bartholin's glans is imitated, by means of a "pneumatic tube" filled with oil. Similarly, by means of fluid and suitable apparatus, the ejaculation of the semen is imitated. Such artificial human beings are actually offered for sale in the catalogue of certain manufacturers of "Parisian rubber articles."
Leave it to the French to mass produce them and one that actually cums! Let's face it, even Sears never offered those for sale to the farmers in Nebraska. "Martha, say, I've been working mighty hard in the cornfields these days and pretty tuckered out when the sun goes down and the cows come home, so what say I order you one of these mechanical men for you to take care of certain needs I know you must have. Hell, you can vote now thanks to the Sufferage Movement and I know you have a whole movement going on down below betwixt yer legs that needs taking care of too. Seein' as I'm too tired we can order us up a "farmhand" to give us a hand in bed. It's right here in the Sears catalogue and hear that the Mormon feller down the road has four of 'em! If you like it, what the hell, I may give it a spin mysef' in the barn where no one can see!"
By the 1970's, yes, the Disco Era simulated sexual partners morphed once again technologically and were now made of vinyl, latex and silicone, the silicone was the ballbuster ingrediant as it provided not only artistic merit but lifelike realism in the bargain. Hell, if you had a choice, look at some of the facelift jobs of today. Some women and men, celebrity types trying to remain young have had so many facelifts they have an unreal appearance about them, doll like almost in nature. Silicone breast implants have replaced the real thing so they are indeed the equal of a weapons of mass masturbatory destruction. The sex dolls of today are actually more lifelike than some humans, more attractive, and you don't have to buy it dinner or take it to a movie to get to the foreplay stage to score a homerun at her homeplate. The female of the species doesn't have to play hard to get or listen to second rate come-on lines all night long..just give that silicone pecker a tug, lay it down on it's inflatable back and hop aboard the latex love train.All you have to do is fill his extender with the oil of your choice and make him come until your hearts content. If he starts to deflate..you know where his valve it so grab hold tight and blow!