BUTTHEAD: Rats are cool!
BEAVIS: Somebody better call the Orkin man. Whoa, CANDLES! Candle, candle, candle!
BUTTHEAD: Candles rule.
BEAVIS: Yeah.
BUTTHEAD: Uh huh-huh-huh.
BEAVIS: Yeah. Have you ever seen those alarm clocks that they're like candles and you stick them up their butt?
BUTTHEAD: Uh, I've never heard of that, Beavis.
BEAVIS: Yeah, yeah. It's like, they have all these times written on the side, and then you light it, and sleep on your stomach, and then, when, like, it burns down to the time, it's like, it's like it's gets on your butt, you go, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and then you wake up! Uh, yeah.
BUTTHEAD: Really?
BEAVIS: Yeah. I'll show you one. My uncle has a whole bunch of 'em. He usually gives me one for my birthday.
[The Indian youth eating rice pudding from the wok appears.]
BEAVIS: Hey, Beavis! That's the guy that works at Max-I- Mart!
BUTTHEAD: Oh, yeah. He's cleaning out the Slurpee machine.
BEAVIS: Yeah. Get me a large Orshata! Orshata, and a blue wakka-doo.
[Snake-catching scene within the 'God' video.]
BUTTHEAD: This chick is psycho!
BEAVIS: Yeah, it's like, you know, like she's pretty hot, but it's like, I don't know, man. I might stay away from her.
BUTTHEAD: Yeah. It's like, she's got a nice body and everything, but if you went out with her, she'd probably, like, put a rat's head on your bed or something.
BEAVIS: That wouldn't be so bad, it's just she'd probably chop off your weiner, too.
BUTTHEAD: Oh, yeah. You don't want to get involved with a chick who has, like, a whole bunch of pets.
BEAVIS: Yeah, yeah. They get all psycho.