Jc: Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker.
Chris: Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy.
Jc: When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.
Justin: Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner.
Jc: You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong.
Chris: If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It.
Jc: If You Think She's Spunky, Cover Your Monkey.
Jc: If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize.
Chris: It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter.
Chris: She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick.
Justin: If You Go In Heat, Package Your Meat.
Chris: While You're Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis.
Jc: When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Zip Up Your Trouser Mouse.
Justin: Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member.
Joey: Never, Never Deck her With An Unwrapped Pecker.
Joey: Don't Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool.
Lance: The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection.
Lance: Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil.
Justin: A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her.
Justin: No Glove, No Love!
Jc: If You're Gonna Have It Off, Have It On.