1. If Copernicus had just terribly embarrassed himself in front of a very attractive woman, what had he probably done?
Picked his nose
Ate the booger
Walked out of the men's room with his fly unzipped
Said, "Hey baby, what's your sign?" as he spat spittle from his mouth

2. How would Copernicus explain the reason for the motion of heavenly bodies?
Gravity
Demons
Viagra
God says so

3. Which system that began with the following prefixes did Copernicus believe in?
Helios
Geos
Mythos
Mentos

4. If an author today were to write De Revolutionibus, who would it most likely be?
Stephen King
Agatha Christie
Larry Flint
Michael Palmer

5. Which book by Michael Crichton would Copernicus most enjoy?
The Andromeda Strain
Sphere
Rising Sun
Disclosure

6. If you instructed Copernicus to find radiation shadows of the Big Bang, where would he most likely look?
Between Hubble Deep Fields S and N using the COBE
In Galaxy Cluster EIS 0046-2930
In a microwave
At the reflection off of Mr. Tuttle's forehead.