The Johannes Kepler "My Mother Was a Witch and My Father Bought My Way Into Tuebingen" Quiz

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"My Mother Was a Witch and My Father Bought My Way Into Tuebingen"


1. According to Kepler's own diary, which of the following is closest to his calculations regarding the time from impregnation to his birth?
190 days
224 days
246 days
270 days

2. If Kepler were to die in a religious conflict, which one would it most likely be?
An American War with Germany
An Amish Invasion of Turkey
A Spartan War with Algeria
A Spanish Inquisition with Europe

3. If the police suspected Kepler of stealing Brahe's notes, and Kepler told them that he didn't know anything about it so it must be an 'Optical Mystery', which of the following would the police not be searching for in Kepler's house?
Ice cream cones
Zuchari German chocolate
High emission plutonium rods
Telescope lenses

4. If Kepler were to call in an order at a pizza shop, which of the following would he most likely do?

Ask if the order taker would make his pizza naked
Ask the cook to check and make sure his pizza was dead.
Set his order to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and sing it while ordering.
Demand his pizza be made in an oval shape.