It was the end of the day when I parked my Police van in front
of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner,
Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of
the van.

Finally he said, "What'd he do?"


A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....

"Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him,

"How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,

"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,

"For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in, or stay out!"


One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother
was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the
light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,

"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.

"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:

"The big sissy."


A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store
and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box
of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."


A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer.
She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother.

She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. Amen."






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