Pirates of the Caribbean

Starring

You're not a eunuch are you?

Easy on the goods Darling

Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. Secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid.

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for,
because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...
stupid.

I never would have thought of that
Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

Jack Sparrow: no good! no good! what're you doing?! you're burning the food... the shade... the rum!"
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum's gone.
Jack Sparrow: But why's the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: First, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into vile dispicable scoundrels. Second and more importantly, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think that there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it? Give it an hour or too, keep a weather eye open and you'll see white sails on that horizon.
Jack Sparrow: but....Why's the rum gone?


Aye! Avast!

Hey! You! Get away from there! You don't permission to be aboard there mate.
I'm sorry. It' just...it's such a pretty boat...Ship!
What's your name?
Smith, or Smithy, if you like. What's your purpose in Port Royal Mr. Smith? Yeah, and no lies!
Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commander one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out.
I said no lies!

  • One question about your business, boy, or there's no
    use going: This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?
  • I'd die for her.
  • Oh good. No worries then.

    You need to find yourself a girl mate

    Will:You Cheated!
    Jack Sparrow:Pirate!

  • So that's it, then? That's the big secret, the grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?
  • Welcome to the Caribbean, love!

    The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

    If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment...

    That was it.

    Will you be saving her then?
    I can't swim
    Pride of the King's Navy you are.

    Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together, and made a raft.
    Will: He roped a couple of sea turtles?
    Mr. Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles.
    Will: What did he use for rope?
    Jack Sparrow: Human hair... from my back.

    Jack Sparrow: Move away! Will Turner: No!
    Jack Sparrow: Please move?!

  • Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
  • There were a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
  • I want you to leave and never come back.
  • I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
    Means "no."

    Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
    Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of
    land, you forgot one very important thing, mate:
    Barbossa:Oh? What's that?
    Jack Sparrow: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at
    the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
  • What say you to three shillings and we forget the name.
  • Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!

    Will: This is either madness... or brilliance.
    Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

    Do I make myself clear?
    Inescapably clear.

    Don't do anything stupid...Like that.

    Who are you?
    Jack: No one. He's no one. Aunt's nephew's cousin twice
    removed on my mother's side. Lovely singing voice.
    Eunuch.

    JackYou don't want to be doing that, mate.
    Barbossa No, I really think I do.
    Jack Your funeral.

    Well, I think we've all reached a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically.
    Commadore, I want you to know...I was rooting for you the whole time
    Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry.
    and Will... Nice hat.

    A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

    Will:Where's Elizabeth?
    Jack:She's safe, just like I promised.
    She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised...
    And you get to die for her, just like you promised.
    So we're all men of out word really
    Except for Elizabeth, who is infact a woman.

    No survivors eh? Then were do the stories come from I wonder?

    You have to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
    Ah! But you have heard of me.

    Elizabeth Swann: Will!
    Will Turner: Elizabeth!
    Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

    You ignored the Rules of Engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
    Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

    You seem somewhat familiar, Have I threatened you before?
    I make it a point to avoid familiarity with pirates.

    Jack: Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?
    Will: You threatened Miss Swan.
    Jack: Only a little.

    It must have been terrible for you Jack
    It must have been terrible
    Well it's bloody terrible now!

    They'll be no living with her after this

    I should have told you every day from the moment I met you... I love you.

    But WHY is the rum gone!?!

    • Last updates: December 10, 2007

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