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| Chris Weaver | |
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Nickname: |
handsome pete |
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| Vital Stats: | |
| Age: | 22 |
| DOB: | November 9, 1979 |
| Interests: | drivin around for a while, watchin the "Today" show, Winona Ryder, breakin shite, rawk music, spending the euro, wallpaper, getting the market report from Rhonda Schaffler, black girls, fully participating in "the new TNN," acting like I'm famous, puppies and kittens, "accidentally" walking into people, break dancing and beat boxing, crackpipe ceramics, converse |
| Non-Interests: | Christian rap-rock |
| Favorite Supremes Cover: | "You Can't Hurry Love" by the Stray Cats |
| Guilty Pleasures: | white girls, saved by the bell, heroin |
| Goals: | not to die ever |
| Quote: | "kill terrorists dead. DIE, DIE, DIE" |
| Tristan Summers | |
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Nickname: |
Turtle or Hank |
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| Vital Stats: | |
| Age: | 19 |
| DOB: | February 7, 1983 |
| Interests: | talking, not talking, listening, not listening, performing dental surgery on myself using stones I find in my driveway, marathon runs of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. |
| Non-Interests: | ignorant and/or annoying people |
| Favorite Bushism: | "This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. ... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."—Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000 |
| Guilty Pleasures: | Sweatin to the Oldies |
| Random Thought: | Don't over analyze everything. Some things ARE how they seem. |
| Goals: | To get out of the U.P. |
| Quote: | "True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde |
