I once again start a journal entry with nothing particular to say. I find this happens alot, but it's been just over a week since I put an entry in so I figured I can bull-shit my way through this one... sorry people... but I'm phonin' it in. Just kidding. Or am I?.... no I am.... or am I? no I am. Ok, enough nonsense.... wait... I just realized that without nonsense there really isn't anything to my page at all is there... I have no real content to provide to you guys. To say that Survivor Series last sunday was a dissapointment would be about right. I expected more from alot of it, but a few matches did deliver. I liked Noble vs. Tajiri. I was impressed by Cena's F-U on Big Show, and I liked alot of Team Austin vs. Team Bischoff's match, except for the end. I think what they did is this. The writers were trying to think of an end to the match... one of them went to the bathroom and took a giant shit. He called the rest of the writers in. He pointed to the shit and said "That is the ending to the match." Incase that wasn't blunt enough for you I thought the ending was a giant load of shit. Not because Austin's team loss and Austin was 'retiring' (wrestlers never really retire, look at Terry Funk) I just didn't care for the way that they did it. To me it seemed cheap to have Michaels lose cause of all people... Batista interfered. *Sigh* What is the world coming to. I still can't decide whether it'd be easier to leave the journal here or use a blog website. Descisions, descisions. Sadly enough, I think thats it for today. Boring entry you say? Well those are the kicks pancho.
[CalledYouPancho]
Journal Entry #24
Date: Monday, November 10th, 2003
Ok, sorry about that dumb story in the last post, but I was bored... obviously i was really bored. Anyhoo, I'm better now... I think. I just signed up for a blogger.com account so I'm debating whether I want to keep my journal on my site and do it like I have been or move the journal over to there. I think LiveJournal better, but it costs money unless you get an invite from someone who has a pay account and I don't know anyone with a pay account and I don't have a credit card to pay the $5 a month with. I guess I'll probably just end up leaving it here. Wow... this is what my life has been reduced to... sad... so very sad.
[NeedALife]
Journal Entry #23
Date: Friday, November 7th, 2003
Ok, so there is am in Snail is Out, Missouri with a pair of pants, one of those beaded car seat covers that I'm wearing like a pancho and a penguin wearing a cowboy hat that is holding a tazer, where he got the tazer is a story for another time. We were on the run from some Black, Gay Neo-Nazis who happened to be jewish and also so happened to be dislexic. They were chasing us down the road armed with french breads and sensible shoes yelling "SIZAN! SIZAN!" which to this day the penguins believes is an ancient language that is a mix of Swahili, Yiddish, and Pig-Latin for "Where the shizle did I leave my bagel you putz" but I declined this notions as it involved too many stereotypes. So me and the penguin were just a running until we went past a 99 cent store which doubled as an airport for imigrant workers. We boarded the first plane to Fairbanks and ended up with a very affordable set of dinner plates which me and the penguin have never used due to their pinkness. As the plane took off I couldn't help feel that a little part of me wanted to go back and say "I played Barbara's character in Yentl" but I decided it was for the best as I was wearing brown shoes with black pants. Hours went by and the penguin didn't say a word to me... you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Once we arrived in Fairbanks I thought maybe the penguin and I should go our seperate ways, it was a hard decision only made easier by the constant sodomy. I found a quaint hotel and settle in for the night. Somehow I couldn't sleep... I felt empty inside... I missed the penguin... a hairbrush did the trick. In the morning I awoke to the sounds of Funny Girl and I knew they had caught up to me, I made a plan to climb out the window to safety, I could hear them redecorating in the other room... I knew they were close. I stuffed some little shampoo bottles into a baggey, as they might be useful later... if they penguim came back, and began tieing the bed sheets together. Once I was finished I threw the rope out of the window and realized I should have tied the other end to something. Then I realized I did and since it was tied to my penis I probably shouldn'y have tied that dresser to the other end... I met with the sidewalk quickly... and pantless. I woke up to find the penguin standing infront of me... he was wearing a very sensible pant-suit, which worried me because he was a nudist... had they gotten to him too? Once I saw the bling-bling star of David necklace I knew they had gotten to him... they had warped his penguin mind. I heard him say "Sizan", raise up with flippers... and everything went black. When I woke up again I discovered it had all been a dream... I had fallen asleep on the rollercoaster at Disney land. I got off the ride and sat on a bench, still not quite sure how I feel asleep on a rollercoaster... but at least it had all been a dream... the penguin, the black, gay, jewish, dislexic nazis, the constant pengual sodomy... all a dream... then I heard kids laughing... I looked down and was horrified at what I saw.... a sensible pant-suit... and a shampoo covered hairbrush in my butt.
[Pengual]
Journal Entry #22
Date: Tuesday, November 4th, 2003
Ok, say you're putting lotion on your forehead, right? Have you ever wondered that if you put too much lotion on your forehead if it'd make the skin on your forehead all mushy and soft and it'd make it so mushy and soft that if you were to scratch it that you'd pull the skin off your forehead since it would have the consistancy of a fine paste? Have you?.... Maybe it's just me then.
[CrabJuice]
Journal Entry #21
Date: Thursday, October 20th, 2003
Well, my journal entries can officially drink now. Hee hee hee, get it? Cause it's 21... oh nevermind. This probably isn't going to be very long because I just put 30 pics up and the last thing I feel lilke doing is this... but the computer has stolen my brain and sold it to a communist party in Angolia so I guess I'm stuck doing this for now. Homecing was last Saturday, it was fun, gotta hang out with mah lil buddy Don. =^) Heh heh... *with deep southern accent* lil buddy... heh, heh... it's sounds like I'm gonna make him squeal like a piggay! SQUEAL BOY! SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGAY! YEE-HAW! *Clear's throat* But I digress. I got the new Smackdown game. It's ok, better than the last SM game and better than Wrestlemania for gamecube, but it could be better... though I'm a big of a perfectionist when it comes to wrestling games. I went to my first Drama Club meeting today... well... I mean first one since I graduated 3 years ago. I have to start going to them because I'm the assistant director for the musical this year (since Mrs. Keur is doing it, thank Muta). Oh... by the way, thats the new thing I say... well, it's going to be... "Thank Muta" because as far as I'm concerned, Keiji Muto is the god of wrestling... and Thank Muta sounds better than Thank Muto to me, so you better praise Muta... or he'll shoot the sacred poison mist in your face and hit you with the holy shining wizard that will rain blood upon the people. Sorry, getting carried away, literally, there are 6 men in white coats carrying me away to the mental institution, so I guess I'm going to have to sign off for now, Later Days.
Journal Entry #20
Date: Monday, October 6th, 2003
Wow... the big two-zero. I feel like there should be... like... you know... a party or something. Last night was a fun night. Me, Holly & Kendra went out. First we went to Craig's Cruisers cause I was gonna play Pump it Up, but of course... the machine was broken. *mutters* Stupid technology. Anyway, next we went to Meijers so Kendra could get some Super Glue for her sculpture... and of course while we were there Holly & Kendra stocked up on candy. (Probably the last thing either of them needs) =^) We made a stop at Burger King for myself and then Wendy's for Holly & Kendra. Then we headed downtown so Kendra could make some copies for one of her classes at Kinkos. The guy at Kinkos thought I was retarded I think.... little does he know I am retarded. =^D Then we all went home. Oh, I didn't even mention they adventure we had just finding Kendra's house. Well... I guess you had to have been there.
Journal Entry #19
Date: Friday, October 3rd, 2003
Today was eventful... ok I'm fibbin' a little. It wasn't too eventful. I did however get new shoes, so I got that goin' for me. Let's see... what happened today... well, for most of the day we did nothing... as usual... well... usual for me anyway. Me and Holly went and picked up her class ring (it looks really cool), then we sent Jun's birthday present out (finally) and we met Kendra at Rogers Plaza (Seeing as how we were there mailing Jun's gift anyhoo). Once she arrived (and got away from her stalker) =^) we all took her car out to eat... though we made a couple unschedualed stops along the way... I can't spell unschedualed... so... live with that spelling for now. Back to the story. We stopped at Lowes so she could get some stuff for her sculpture and we decided that eventually, Kendra would die in a fire in Lowes (Of course with those giant ass fire exits I don't know how that'd happen, but forget that part for now) Next was onto food... right after we stop at Target anyway. Have you noticed almost every target is the same? Except for that bastard Target on alpine it's all different and stupid. But I digress. We got what we needed at Target and were on our merry way... oh, I forgot to mention that I had to get out in the pouring rain and fix Kendra's wiper blades on her car... because they have down syndrome, but I again, digress. Now we're really on our way to food... but whats this?? Lo and behold the resturant we were goin' to isn't open anymore! ARG! Well... at least someone got chapstick out of the trip. =^) We ended up settling for Carlos O'Kellys right next door, my Taco Salad was ok, but Holly & Kendra both got Beef Fajitas and they both didn't feel to well after consuming them. I had felt left out because they both got Mountain Dew and I didn't, and then they both got Fajitas and I didn't, but after teh Fajita incident, I didn't feel to bad about being left out of the Fajita club. =^D Then, after giving Holly & Kendra food poisoning (Not definant, but probable food poisoning) we also made Kendra late for work. Well, might have made her late, hopefully she got there in time. Oh, and I learned a new slang for penis today... a 'norton.' I don't know who Norton is, but I do feel sorry for his name meaning penis. It'd be funny if his name was Norton Johnson... cause then his name would be like Penis Penis. And if his middle name was Dick, it'd be Penis Penis Penis, or Penis P. Penis if he wanted to be pretentious. Ok, enough typing of the word penis... though it is rather fun... seriously, just type the word penis... or vagina... thats a fun one too. Ok, back to the story of my day. After we got back to our car and Kendra was on her merry way to work, me and Holly went out to get shoes... we eventually found said shoes at Shoe Carnival in grandville, I got my vans so I am a happy lil camper. Holly got shoes too... now if she actually wears them instead of her giant tinkerbell flip-flops is a different story all together. We also stopped at deReuze (big suprise) and got our drinks... drinks and tiny bags of tiny gummibears... soon... I will have a dark army of tiny gummibears, soon..... soon..... sorry, got carried away for a sec. I think that was pretty much it. Not a super exciteful day, but a fun one. And the moral of today's story; No matter how cool you think the picture would look, never give a cow a rambo style headband and a machine gun.... oh... the horror...
Journal Entry #18
Date: Wednesday, October 1st, 2003
Wow, I must be bored... wait... no I'm definently bored... out of my freakin' mind. I'm goin bat-shit insane over here. There's nothin' on TV... can't go anywhere (ain't anywhere to go anyway), nothin to do on the computer. Hmm... what can I set on fire to entertain myself... hmmmm.... *leaves the room*
*Comes back with a marshmellow with toothpick arm and legs and a little face drawn on him with a perminant marker*
This'll do...
*Lights a match*
*Looks at it's face... starts to feel guilty*
Aww... I can't set you on fire Mr. Marshmellow.
*Drops the match*
Oh well... till next time everyone
*Notices the match landed on Mr. Marshmellow and he's now engulfed in flames*
MR. MARSHMELLOW!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Journal Entry #17
Date: Friday, September 28th, 2003
Hey all. How is... uh... all? Anyway, I'm officially the pied piper of the ducks (However you spell pied). Me and Holly went to feed the ducks and there were two groups of ducks and we were feeding one so I went over to the other group and I led them to the first group so that they'd all get some bread. I'm like the moses of ducks... I was all like... "Let my duckies go!" and the tree was all like "No!" and I was all like "you better" and the tree was all like "Fine, I can't have sex with them anyway" and... ok... none of that actually happened.... except for the part where the ducks followed me. That did really happen. I swear. Last night me and Holly went out with our friend Katie (You can see pictures of Katie in the pics section on my page) twas lots of fun. (Why did I say twas... is it christmas or something?) Anyway, Katie frollicked through Kohls, which is always amusing, we saw TONS of people from some high school called Beaver Creek because there was a marching competition at Kenowa and they all decided to go to the mall that night before they went back to where ever it was that they came from. We also saw Noobie, Swan, and Kendra (who still hasn't e-mailed me) Thats pretty much it. Not much right? Well sorry... we can't all be like Ernest Häuserman, ok?!
Journal Entry #16
Date: Friday, September 19th, 2003
How ironic, I'm making an update to my journal... yet I have nothing of note to say... is that irony? I dont know... its something though.... something bad I reckon. Lets see... whats been happenin'... oh, Wrestlemania XIX for Gamecube came out... it's alright. Not perfect, but I guess I can't really ask for that... at least... not untill they let me make the game... but... I dont think they could handle that. At least thats what I tell myself so I can sleep at night... that and that gnomes don't exist. (Looks around cautiously) Today me and Holly went and fed the ducks at the park. We made our still almost daily stop to deReuze, though one of the new girls made Holly's hot choco wrong. It's ok, Kelly made it all better for her. When we went out to eat that night guess where we ended up going... again... if you guessed deReuze you get a gold star. Becky made it all better by giving Holly a cup of whipped cream though. Then we went on over to el mall (Spanish for "The Mall") and exchanged the stupid not working PS2 controller for a working on (Never buy off brands, seriously, they like always break... without fail, at least for me) and then we stopped into Barnes & Noble so Holly could get something... for someone. (The identity of the person and object cannot be divulged on the off chance they are reading this... you know who you are... actually... you don't... thats kinda the point) and we saw our old friend from former deReuze fame, Kendra. By the way, she should be reading this tonight so "Hi" and don't forget to e-mail me and Holly. =^P I think thats about all that happened.... ummm.... hurray. (You should end everything with a triumphant "hurray")
Journal Entry #15
Date: Thursday, September 4th, 2003
Yay, new journal entry... eh, who cares. =^) Today me and Holly went down to Hopkins for her Senior pictures. They turned out really good. (He has a digital cam so we got to see them through the camera viewer right away) After that Holly brought me out to dinner for our aniversery (though our 'versy was a week ago) and we went to Olive Garden. I got the Never Ending Pasta Bowl... lemmie just say that the pasta bowl may never end, but unfortunently my stomach does. In other news I'm really big into this new Palladium RPG I just got the book for called Nightbane. The premise is that you are (or at least you can be, there are other classes of character) a thing called a Nightbane. You have a human facade and a sorta demented, twisted True Form. Oh, and you're trying to destroy the Nightlords which live in the Nightlands, which it like an evil copy of earth and there are bugs that dress up as humans and there are scary vulture guys and vampires and marmosets and *catches breathe*... Ok, i lied about the marmosets. Anyway it's really cool and you should check it out (Check the links section for the link to the site... or just be lazy and use this one.) Theres like 4 source books out and three issues of the Rifter have new morphus tables in them (even more issues have source material in general) Now... if only I had someone to play the game with I'd be in business... at least... if I didn't suck at being a game master. =^)
Journal Entry #14
Date: Sunday, August 10th, 2003
Ok, it's official, my family is friggin' nutz-o. Obviously, I have just gotten back from my family reunion. (Pics will be up soon, don't fret) Ok, lemmie run down the weekend for ya. Friday we left, along the way we stopped at this historic village thing. It was cool, not a ton there, but ok none the less. We then proceeded on up to Beulah and checked into our motel. We went to eat at this place that was named something else the last time we were there, the food was still good though, but it was more expensive. Once back at the motel Dad took a nap while me and Holly walked down into downtown beulah (I use that term loosely). We went to this little drug-store called J.P. Goodies and looked around, but found nothing that striked our interest, we walked around a little more and went back to the motel. A little while later we drove down into Beulah to get ice cream at J.P. Goodies... but they were closed... at 7:15pm on a friday night... in tourist season... when they claimed to be open till 9pm... guess they should change their name to J.P. Not-So-Goodies. HA HA HA HA!!! I kill me. Anyhoo, we got ice cream at a different place (Dairy King) and then went into Benzonia to place mini-golf (Holly got a hole in one on a hard hole! I'm so proud) That was it for friday night. Then the next morning we ate at the hungry tummy (I can really Austin bitchin' already =^D), went to the Granary (an antiques place) and to Cabin Fever (A cool little novalty store, their website is http://www.damnedgames.com check it out) We stopped at a grocery store in Benzonia and got chips and salsa and cheese dip to put out for the reunion (we kinda cheated, hee hee hee) and then headed out to the good ol' white owl lodge... or whatever it's called. It was ok, a bit slow this year and things wrapped up pretty early. That night we stopped at A&W in Frankfort on the way back to the motel. It's cool, it's still got the car port where you pull up and order and the waitress brings your food out and hooks the tray to our window. They didn't skate though, that is next week and we always miss it. We then went back to the motel and went to sleep after a little bit. This morning we got up, went to pick grandma up (she stayed at the motel that alot of the rest of the family stayed at) and came back into Benzonia for breakfast at some little resturant (i can't remember the name off hand). All in all it was a good trip. Holly must be really tuckered out cause as I'm typing this it's 6:45pm and she's fast asleep on the floor. =^) Awww... such a 'wittle angel. =^D
Journal Entry #13
Date: Thursday, August 7th, 2003
Today was pretty eventful I must say. First off, me and Holly ate lunch at Mongolian BBQ, quite tasty as usual (even if I did forget to use my cheese... but the tastiness of the banana peppers that I added more than made up for it). We then headed over to DeReuze for our daily dose of 'chino & hot chocolate, though Holly got a grape soda instead. Later we went out with Adam & Kacey. We went to Taco Bell, then to Rivertown (We hit Barnes & Noble and Suncoast) saw 3 people we know (Amy, Jessica, & Molly) and then Adam had to jet, but me, Holly, & Kacey went to DeReuze again and got a hot chocolate, my latte, and I also got a lemon poppy seed muffin, which was quite nummers. Then even after that we went out with Austin and went to Schuler's book store (I spelled that wrong, but its late) and then we met up with Jocko, Sarah Elderkin, Bildo (Bill), & Spot (Rob) at Kahunaville where they played what else... but Pump It Up (DX Version). Once Kahunaville went into their free-play-if-you-have-a-wrist-band mode we had to jet, but we decided to hop on over to Craig's Cruisers (even though like I previously mentioned... they are communists) and played video games some more. I even played Pump It Up (regular version) and I must say... I didn't do to bad, I think I'm getting the hang of it yo.... ummm... word. I thought that the sentance called for a 'word' at the end... though... I guess all sentances have a word at the end if you want to be specific... actually... it's more like a period... but... you know.... whatever. Tomorrow's agenda includes the following: Holly goes in for an MRI... Me, Holly, Spot, & Jocko (and maybe Sarah) go see the show that Austin is working tech for at Spectrum theatre and then on friday we leave for my family reunion up in Beulah... just incase I don't get a chance to make the update tomorrow thought all the people (all none of you) that read this would be curious... although... my invisible friends do give me alot of hits on my site... ok... i dont have any invisible friends... but thats not my fault... I had to feed the parrot something. Peace and pineapple greese.
Journal Entry #12
Date: Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
Ok we have a communist alert. Craig's Cruisers has now been added to my list of all things communist. I had on my "Bad Ass Translate Trading" shirt and one of the girls that works there said I couldn't wear it in there cause it has a bad word on it. Did I wake up in RUSSIA again?! Last time I checked I had the freedom to wear what I wanna wear. If I want to relay the message of Keiji Muto's greatness across the land then by god I will do it! Muto commands me. Anyway... enough with the people who are down with capitalism and freedom of speech. Today me and Holly took Chili (her Chinchilla) to the vet... dont worry, he's ok, just has a little inflamation in his eye, but we got eye drops for him. Holly cell phone is messed up cause AT&T Wireless is complete and total shit, but whatcha gonna do. I'm sure we'd both have problems with our phones if we went somewhere else. A special note to Jason. I watched FuliCuli... I didn't understand a damn thing about it.... must admit though, I was entertained. WWE Summerslam is gonna be a giant wod of donkey nuts thanks to Goldberg being involved in any way shape or form in my opinion. As we all know, I'm not a Goldberg fan... now Gillberg on the other hand... =^)
Journal Entry #11
Date: Tuesday, July 29th, 2003
Well, well, well... I thought I might find you here.... ok, I have no idea where I was going with that one. Notice any updates to the site lately? Of course not... thats cause life is boring and I never have anything to add or talk about of importance... not like anyone reads anything I put on here anyway. Vengence was alot better than King of the Ring, though it was far from perfect. I'm glad Molly Holly didn't have to put that piece of crap Gail Kim over again. For the love of god, I'm not sayin' that G.K. is a crap-fest, oh no, I save that title for people like Goldberg and Sable (by the way, if they ever had a baby it would be the ruin of the wrestling business... not to mention it'd look like the devil, and by devil I mean barbara walters) See.... Kim isn't bad... she's just... how do you say... green. Greener than a plate of spinach if you know what I mean. I think she was pushed too much too soon. A fate which unfortunently befalls too many wrestlers in this day and age. (One is too many) I think the best female talents (read: only females talents) WWE has are Molly Holly & Victoria and thanks to Gail Kim's push Victoria has been left to wonder around like a lost puppy with no storyline/angle/feud/what have you. She will probably... and unfortunently fade into oblivion eventually. Ok, thats all I rant about wrestling... except that the Summerslam promo with Lesnar F-5ing that shark is crap. But I digress. Actually... come to think about it.... i think thats all I had to rant about today... huh.... i'll be damned.
Journal Entry #10
Date: Also Saturday, July 12th, 2003
Wow... two journal entries in one day... eat this up people... 'cause this is flavor country. I dont even know what that means. Me, Holly and the Noobster just got back from Binder Park Zoo... which was a long friggin drive... well... like and hour and a half... but... thats long. Anyway, The zoo was alright. We didn't really think it was $8.50 a person alright, but that was just us. Still cool and fun though. Holly was mad as there were no real monkeys, Noobie was mad as there were no penguins, I was fine because was zoo trip was complete... I saw... like I see at every zoo... on every trip... without fail.... a chipmunk. There new Wild Africa... or old... whatever, their Wild Africa thingy is really nice. And just so you know, a 6 Minute Tram ride for free is better than a 15 minute walk for free. LoL! We were walking and we heard this weird noise... and guess what it was?! Giant turltles DOING IT! LMAO!!!! They were DOING IT!!!! EWWWW!!!! TURTLE SPLOOGE! LoL! This is what it sounded like *Mimics turtle-gasm*.... except you can't hear it... but it was funny... just imagine it. lol! Not the turtles doing it, just the sound. The red pandas were really cool too. And there were these little african goat things called Duikes and one looked at me. There should be pics up soon (Unless you are reading this alot later than when it was posted, in which case they should already be up). After the zoo, we went to this mall... like Lakeview Square or something. It was a pretty nice mall, but on the way there (and not on the interstate) we saw a red convertible with a giant white stuffed gorilla sitting in the backseat. Holly like peed herself. I think it was a Nilla Wafer Gorilla, i dont know if you've seen those at your local supermarket, but some have them. It took up the back seat... the entire backseat... from behind it looked like he was driving. lol. There should be pics of that too. The mall was alright, we all ate food. Noobie had an impulse buy at Hot Topic, I didn't get a chance to look around in Babages, but I guess thats ok. After that it was onto our long journy home. Which brings us to the here and the now. I'm typing this and Holly is making a home made pizza for dinner. I feel kind of dirty I must say. We didn't go to deReuze today. And they just closed so obviously we're not gonna go yet tonight. And tomorrow they're closed.... so we'll have to wait till Monday. By the way, on the syrup front Strawberry is working out nicely.... except that the new syrup turns my latte froth pink. =^) I think thats it. Untill.... someother time. Beam me up scotty... i said beam me up! Damn it scotty! DOES NOTHING FROM THE MOVIES WORK?!
Journal Entry #9
Date: Saturday, July 12th, 2003
RIght now I'm ticked because Ultimate Muscle was a friggin' rerun again. *The Gods grow angry* At least I have the fhqwhgads song stuck in my head... so... i got that goin' for me. Incase you're not in the 'know', go to homestarrunner.com and go to the downloads section and/or to one of the first ten (I think) of Strong Bad's e-mails. Gotta love the Strong Bad. I don't think that me, Holly and Noobie were really meant to go to Pal's, twice now something has happened and were havent been able to go. Maybe it was not meant to be. I'm kinda psyched 'cause in about 2 monthes (yeah i know, its a long ways away) Wrestlemania XIX comes out for Gamecube, the career mode is probably gonna suck like a Goldberg match, but I have hope for the Create-a-Wrestler and the VS. modes. In like a week my friend Rob (a.k.a. Spot) is on vacation from the Marines, after that he's shipped to Okinawa and we won't see him again for a year (When eh's done with the Marines all together). Hopefully after he comes back we'll be able to try and start up WAW, or at least get the ball rollin', even if nothing comes of WAW, we'll still have a ring that just the guys can wrestle in, I'll still be striving for wrestling stardom though, don't get me wrong. I wish an Indy fed would open up around here. Anyhoo... I think thats it for today. Ummm... Magnum TOKYO rocks, right Jason? Best.... entrance.... EVER! LoL! I have a moment everytime I see that and the Great Muta..... wait.... what if.... the Great Muta and Magnum TOKYO teamed up..... and Muta did the dance?!?!?! Ah... now I'm just dreaming of a virtual Shangra-La. Oh well, its a nice thought anyway. =^)
Journal Entry #8
Date: Saturday, July 5th, 2003
Yesterday... obviously... was the 4th of July. Me and Holly went with her mom and step-dad for the day. This is how the day started out, we got to their house in Wayland and these big ass dark storm clouds were starting to roll in... if I had a false hip I'd have been saying "There's ah' storm ah' brewing!" Because you know old people and their fake body parts, they're all "OoOo, look at me, I can predict the weather with my new knee" or "OoOo, I'm having a heart attack" or "OoOo, why are you pointing that gun at..." Anyway, we ended up driving down to a lil strip mall and since we needed to stop anyway, we waited the storm out in one of the stores. We got there just in time as the wind started a-blowin' like 50 mph. (Thats like... a million in kilometers or something probably) It rained sideways for about 30 minutes, then died down a bit. We waited even longer as we were going to the lake and there weren't much point in going till the rain was at least mostly out of the area. So finally we were on our merry way. Tra-la-la-la-la (Thats me being on my merry way). We spent most of the day at the beach (A good 5 hours prolly) and lets just say that me and Holly looks like to ripe tomatos (or if you prefer tomahtos) Theres no two ways about it... I'm super red. Later on we went over to Dorr (And lemmie tell you, it's about the size of one) =^) to watch the fireworks. There was a carnival there too, if you could even really call it that. Chad & Janet (Holly's mom & Step-dad) made a killin' selling glow sticks, even though the boyscouts tried to stick it to capitalism... I think boyscouts must be the new leaders of the american communist party or something. I'm suprised their colors are blue and not like... you know... red... because red is associated with... you know... communism. Speaking of communists I would like to start an official boycot of Damon's resturants as I believe... they too, are communists. A while back they wouldn't put wrestling on the TV for us one night. They were showing the same hockey game on 2 TVs. "Oh, we dont wanna put it on, this is a family resturant"... ok, any place that has sports on TV and beer as to distract fathers from their children and wives should not be considered a family resturant... sure, one side of Damon's is, but there are no TVs back there. Second, they'll show boxing... and of course ESPN and other channels put on beer commercials with women wrestling around in their underwear in a fountain or mud or whatever... they'll show channels with that kind of violence and sex... but no wrestling... and it was even SMACKDOWN! which I think is a rather mild show anyway! CHRIST! I was like "Hey, did I wake up in.... russia this 'smornin'?" and "No wonder the Damon's logo is red" and stuff. Yeah, they still didn't put it on though. THats ok, I never liked their food anyway. I dont like food prepared with a sickle and a hammer.... cause those are signs of communism.... you know? Thats right, I'm Chris Berry... fighting the good fight since 1983. Speaking of the good fight we have lost on the syrup front. Yes I'm sad to report that it is very likely that deReuze will no longer have... raspberry syrup for my lattes. I have tried to move on to strawberry, but lets face it people, its just not the same. Theres still a chance... but I've decided to try and let go... just incase. *Sigh* Speaking of deReuze, if you ever get Effervé French Limonade it tastes alot like sprite. They also make a regular lemonade (which I havent tried yet) and a Pink Lemonade which Holly & Kendra (our friend at deReuze) swear by, and an Orange-ade... but I won't try that one... because Orange is a bastard ade.
Journal Entry #7
Date: Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
Not much happened really, but nothing has happened really for a while and I decided a month was plenty long to go without a journal entry, right folks? am I right? *crickets chirp* Anyway, today saw me going shopping for clothes (none for me though) with Holly and Noobie. Let me tell you, there is no manly way to hold a purse... trust me. All you can do is hold it as far away from your body as possible and hope for the best. Alot of guys that see you will probably relate to you and give you the "Ah' feel ya' man" look. Besides clothes shoppin' all that happened was me and Holly made our daily (sometimes bi-daily) journy to deReuze for some yummy 'chinos. Well, chino and Hot Chocolate. Regardless, the yummy factor was threw the roof as always. Hey, first phone bill was paid off today... well, the money order to pay it off was gotten today, havent actually sent the thing yet, but hey... baby steps right? am I right folks? *More crickets chirp* well fine. Oh, tomorrow is the 4th (obviously) me and Holly are going to Dorr, which is like a hole-in-the-wall town, but there appearantly is a carnival and thats where Holly's mom & step-dad are going so this year we're going with them. THink thats it... unless... nope, thats it.
(P.S. Smackdown sucks for not having the Ultimo Dragon match on TV... bastards)
Journal Entry #6
Date: Tuesday, June 3rdnd, 2003
Last saturday was prom (Yes I know it's Teusday now, I dropped the ball on this one =^D) It was suprisingly fun. Jocko & Bill went too (Both graduated, last last year, Jocko two years ago when I did). We ate dinner at Hunan. (Me, Holly, Bill, Kacey, Adam & Noobie) At the actual dance I was doing nerd 'shots' and Mr. Hoffstra (The DJ) actually played a ska song for us!! Later on Adam requested Zoot Suit Riot. Without him knowing a tagged on a little extra something to the request. A dedication to Bill Blansky, lol, he actually said the request too. For those of you who don't know there is a Saturday Night Live sketch with Will Farrel and I dont remember who else where they are drunk business men with brandy snifters talking about Bill Blansky, its a funny sketch and me and the guys like to quote parts of the bit (especially me) and I was laying it on real funny that night so a dedication to Bill Blansky was great. Pics from the night should be up soon (they need to be developed) and might even be up by the time anyone reads this, check them out. Oh... and Holly is a butthead cause she dedicated a song to me. =^P
Journal Entry #5
Date: Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
Last night me, Holly, Adam & Noobie went to see the new show that Austin is workin tech for (Theatre Tech that is) Spectrum Theatre's production of Bat Boy the Musical. Yes someone wrote a musical about Weekly World News' Bat Boy. It was seriously one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. It was hilarious. It had a Suicide/Double Homicide, it had a Satyr, it had people in animal costumes having simulated sex with studded animal puppets on stage, it had people in figs leaves, it had a severed cow head, it had incest, it had an baptist style preacher, it had little bats 'having their way' with a woman, it had EVERYTHING! =^) If anyone is reading this between the today (the 22nd) and the 31st (I think) and you live in the Grand Rapids area you should call Spectrum Threatre or go down to 160 Fountain Street and go see it! It really is a Spectacular Show.
Journal Entry #4
Date: Wednesday, May 21st, 2003
Last night was Holly's choir concert. It went really well. Me, Holly & Adam discovered a new world to open our friend Aaron up to... Clown Homeyz. LoL! See, Aaron started to collect these little figures you get out of quarter machines called "Playerz." I think there is a series called "Homeyz" too, but the ones he has right now are "Playerz", and now, he can collect clown ones. lol. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is our life. *Hears crickets* Please hold your applause. I got my cell phone, Nokia3595, color screen, really tight, you should get yourself one. Sometime (Most likely when I'm bored) I'll make a website for my production company.... well... the homepage for our group that will write and film stuff for the local community access station once I get trained to use their editing equiptment. Thats right, Dead Cows Floating Pictures & Not the Face Productions will not only have a website, but will finally be releasing stuff to the massess.... that watch WKTV. Anyway, there will be BIOs, pics of the members, pics from productions (when we do them), ect, ect, ect.
Journal Entry #3
Date: Friday, May 16th, 2003
We just went to Adam's and wrestled again last night, great fun of course. By the way, old ladies that take for ever in line at walgreen's suck, as do people who run to the register that just opened even though you've been there for like 5 minutes and she was only there for a second *mutters* stupid bitch... anyway, the highlight of the night was when the bathroom in Adam's basement got locked and we couldnt get it, we had to go behind the bathroom and shove Kacey over the edge of the shower into the bathroom so she could unlock the door, I just wish I had had a camera. =^)
Journal Entry #2
Date: Thursday, May 15th, 2003
I've been doing shit about jack with this part and this was supposed to be the part I was gonna update constantly. Well here's the straight poop, over spring break Holly, Me, Kacey, Adam, Erica, Seage & Roxie went on a road trip. The Rogers preformance of "Guys & Dolls" was preformed 3 night, and I think thats all you've missed. I'll try to be less naughty about updating this from now on, though I dont think anyone reads this anyway so it dont much matter do it. Last night me, Adam, Bill (aka Bildo), Austin (aka Aussie), Sara (aka Noobie) and Holly went to Adam's house. Holly and Noobie hung out, me and the guys wrestled around in Adam's basement, great fun. We taped it so there is a great shot of Bill getting a acouple stiff elbows and Aussie spittin the ever popular mist into my face. The highlight of any time we get together and wrestle is Aussie preforming his new wrestling move called "Have you ever been fucked by a dino." He basically knees you in the ass. We let Bill take that one. lol! Oh yeah, BILL HAS NO VAGINA! BILL HAS NO VAGINA! and stop.
Journal Entry #1
Date: Monday, February 24th, 2003
This is the first entry into the Journal. This story actually didn't happen today, it happened last friday, but I didn't start making this page untill today so deal with it. Me & Holly and our friends Jason & Haley went out to dinner at Romano's Macaroni Grill (Few words of advice: Don't Bother). We all had a great time, even though they didn't have Rootbeer, Cafe Mocha, or Lemonade. Jason was drawing scantaly crad cat women on the table, which for him, is normal. =^) Then I get this great idea. After the check comes and we've paid and everything Haley will take my ring, get teh resturant's attention and then, infront of everyone, get down on one knee and propose to Jason and he'd say no. LoL! Then she'd go running out crying and me and Holly would run after her to comfort her. It was great. Jason wasn't to hot on the idea (Though I think deep down he enjoyed it) =^) It was noisy but we did get the attention of the imediate area and of course they bought it. Oh it was great. Wasn't perfect but it was our first time doing that sort of... lets call it live threatre.
