The scene opens up in the Royal Rumble Arena. The arena is sold out and ready for the Royal Rumble to kick off as tonight they will see the first ever Undisputed Champion to be determined in a 30 Man Over the Top Royal Rumble. "Remedy" by Cold hits throughout the arena as the fans rise to their feet with cheers and screams. Jason Harris comes out from behind the curtain. Jason Harris glances around the arena as he stands in the entrance way. Jason Harris makes his way down the aisle way as slaps hands with the fans. Jason Harris walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring. Jason Harris grabs the microphone as the music comes to an end. The fans continue to cheer and scream as Jason Harris glances around the arena. Jason Harris hits the microphone.

 

Jason Harris

"Now let me ask you people something... how many of you are ready for the Royal Rumble?"

 

The fans scream as Jason Harris pauses and looks around the arena.

 

Jason Harris

"Well, tonight is the night that the WOWE will see just which superstar will come out as the main man, the main event, and the first ever Undisputed Champion. Now for months, we have been seeing The Enforcer, Shawn Michaels, Tyler Jackson, Ryan, The Juggernaught, Jeff Hardy, and even myself walk around with World Titles. Now tonight, Jeff Hardy and myself are no longer champions. Tonight, all the talk will be over and done with as 30 superstars battle out for one prize and that's the Undisputed Championship. Throughout the months, there have been upsets, lives changed, and people who have come and gone. Now this is the year 2004, a year for superstars to rise and make their mark in the WOWE. Now what better way to do that than at the Royal Rumble. For years, the Royal Rumble has changed the lives of many men... superstars such as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Yokozuna, and even Vince McMahon. These men went on to win a World Title within the year of their rumble victory. Yes, even Vince McMahon had become the WWE Champion in 1999. Now tonight is the chance for one man to reign supreme over twenty nine other superstars. Even this rumble has Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Sid Vicious, the Ultimate Warrior, and even the Honky Tonk Man as we give these superstars a chance to once again win a World Championship. Now as far as other superstars go, we have John Cena and Randy Orton making their WOWE debut in the Royal Rumble. We have Paul Vualt, Darkside, and Eliza Dushku stepping out of the Cruiserweight ranks and go for the Undisputed Title. We also have the Women's division in the rumble as they try to make history of being the first ever woman to actually win a Royal Rumble."

 

Jason Harris pauses as the fans cheer.

 

Jason Harris

"Now as far as tonight goes, Jason Harris has placed his name into the Royal Rumble and has placed a bounty on his own head. Then, we have The Enforcer who demanded to put himself into the Royal Rumble. Well, the Royal Rumble offers three things tonight... first, the Undisputed Championship... second, $1,000,000,000 for anyone that eliminates The Enforcer... and third, $10,000,000,000 for anyone that can eliminate Jason Harris. That's right, I have raised the bounty on my own head. Now when I look to see in this Royal Rumble, I see people who want to be the main man, who want to be the Undisputed Champion, and who want to make their mark here in the WOWE. We have The Natural Born Thrillers, two men who have come back to the WOWE and won the WOWE Tag Team Championship. Tonight, those two men have the opportunity to win the Royal Rumble and become the first ever Undisputed Champion. I know the Jackal is a man that has never held a World Title. We also have Imagi Nation as Jaden Cole, Jeff Hardy, Lita, Eliza Dushku, and Jessica Wylde step into the ring and battle it out for the biggest prize in the WOWE. These young superstars have the opportunity to make their mark over superstars that have competed for years. We also have Enigma, Triple H, The Rock, and The Enforcer. These men have been on downfall as of late but could the Royal Rumble be the perfect opportunity for anyone of them to walk out on top as the new Undisputed Champion. Enforcer was the wrestler of the year 2003 but can he make 2004 belong to him. To tell you the truth, I'd like to see Enigma come out on top if it came down to the four of them. Now speaking of up and coming superstars, we have Triple H 2.0 and Steve Austin. Last RAW, these two men made their mark and showed everyone that they mean business. Hell, we even saw Steve Austin go through a Slobber Knocker as he beat the living hell out of nine superstars. Next, we have Kane... a man that has been with the WOWE... a man that has be the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in WOWE history. This man has been a sole survivor, he doesn't need anyone and doesn't want anyone to even help him. Kane really stands for what no friends and no allies is all about in the Royal Rumble. Now if I was to predict who will be there at the end, I would have to say twelve men... myself, Kane, Enigma, Enforcer, Jaden, Jeff, Jackal, Juggernaught, Austin, Triple H 2.0, Lita, and Cena. I think that one of these men will come out on top but why take my word for it. After all, this is the Royal Rumble as we see 30 superstars climb into the ring, 29 broken hearts, and one winner."

 

Jason Harris pauses as the fans are silent.

 

Jason Harris

"Now as far as my chances go in the Royal Rumble, they don't look good. Considering, I have 29 other superstars going after me for two things... the title and the bounty. Tonight will be an opportunity for me to prove to the rest of the WOWE that Jason Harris is among the greatest WOWE superstars of all time. Tonight, I will make my point of all the talk that I have talked, and I will walk the walk as I step into the ring with Jeff Hardy, Jaden Cole, Enforcer, Enigma, Austin, the Triple H's, Rock, Jackal, Vault, the Ladies, Darkside, the Legends, Kane, the Rookies, and even the Jobbers. I promise everyone that I will give out my best and I hope to walk out as the new Undisputed Champion. Now I can't promise that I will walk out as the Undisputed Champion, I know for a fact that I will give away the title or put it on the line in a tournament. I would hate to win the Royal Rumble but then again I do not want to lose a lot of money. You see, after this match takes place, you will all see one man left standing and will be your new Undisputed Champion. Now as far as the Undisputed Championship goes, I hope whoever wins the title will be a champion people can respect and not disappoint the champions of the best. I hope whoever wins can lead the WOWE all the way to WrestleMania. But before I go, let me ask the 29 other superstars something... what are all 29 of your asses going to do when the Hot Shot, the Italian Redneck, the Big Shot, and even the Livonia Legend steps into the ring throws body after body and fat ass after fat ass over the top rope and onto the floor? Who actually thinks that they can stop the man with the strength of ten men and is as fast as the speed of light? Once the Royal Rumble rolls around, all the talking will stop and the ass kicking will take place. 30 superstars, 29 losers, and one winner. Who will walk out as the first ever WOWE Undisputed Champion?"

 

Jason Harris drops the microphone as his music hits throughout the arena. The fans go wild with cheers and screams. Jason Harris climbs out of the ring and makes his way back the aisle way as he slaps hands with the fans. Jason Harris walks behind the curtain as the scene comes to an end.

 

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