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Mother' Visit (Makeover)
Hello Son,
The last time that I stopped by
You were so cruel, you made me cry
You didn't like my skin tight jeans
Said I was too old for frilly things
Now you just take a look and see
Do you like this leaner me?
I had a 'Tummy Tuck' you know
and Botox gave me this pretty glow
Clairol, as you've heard them say
Really covers up the gray
I got my 'Implants" oversize
To fill up all that drooping hide
Now, Dr. Atkins, 'God rest his soul'
Gave me a diet that's worth pure gold
Got some Contacts for my eyes
Doc did some Lipo on my thighs
Prozac sure did play a part
In getting me off to a brand new start
They scrubbed and buffed and peeled my skin
Then 'Lipoed' off that double chin
I maxed out all my credit cards
Paying for it all was pretty hard
I also used more inheritance money
I knew you wouldn't mind, my dear Sonny
It was really worth it all
To have you proud of your aging Ma
Now my son won't you agree,
You like this brand new look you see?
Yolanda Cohen and Betty Hill
Yolanda Cohen
Betty Hill
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