Lick It Up
Rating: 3
I don't object to Kiss singing about wanting to have sex. They're healthy American males, and that's perfectly normal.
I do object to them singing as though women want to have sex with them. One look at their post-makeup photo reveals this conceit to be an affront to common sense, aesthetics, and the dignity of women everywhere. As Jessica says, "These guys are FUGLY! Just thinking of them touching me makes me shudder."
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