Newest MSU pics
The Desperate Measures! On the Aud steps!
The Desperate Measures minus Nico! But with poses!
Frisbee Day #1: Bobert loves him some frisbee
Frisbee Day #2: Bryan R. and Matt enjoy it as well
Frisbee Day #3: Nick as well!
Frisbee Day #4: And sometimes Rob! (Yes, I'm getting a little lazy with these captions.)
Ideene and Mike H. from Sideshow display some Telecasters awards
Jaret, Amy, and Jeff from Sideshow
Amy and Jeff make a cute couple
Lauren and Me a few years back, dressed up to go see a play
Lauren dressed as an angry biker chick
Lauren's graduation #1
Lauren's graduation #2
A female pirate and Alt as Dr. McNinja! Apparently they can get along.
Shawna, Me, Lauren, and Teresa, all dressed up and who-knows-where to go
Shawna and Lauren
The first-ever wallyball action pic taken
The second one
Me in a giggling close-up
Similar shot to the one above, maybe more giggling
What can I say? Lauren was fascinated with taking these close-ups of Me.
Me, covered in sticky notes
Me, covered in pillows

Newest non-college pics
Joe, Pierre, Jerome, and Matt playing cards at Lauren's place
Hector, who works for James, grinning by some tubs
Jake Hannon leaning out of his car and looking cool
Lauren, Keji, and Rob at a barbecue. We realized that there was some delightfully racist watermelon in the picture...
...so we made Keji grab an appropriate beverage.
Lauren feeding her guinea pig, Eli
The Men's Room, the house where I spent Summer '06
Me (making a face I enjoy) with Penny Arcade's Gabe and Tycho at Comic-Con '06
Alt at Comic-Con '06
Alt in a San Diego hotel room
Alt with the Penny Arcade guys
Bo, one of James's employees at Comic-Con '06
One of James's booths at Comic-Con '06
The Con itself, or at least one row of it. Big ol' place.
The legendary Stan Lee signing autographs at James's booth
Closer shot of Stan
Josh grilling up turkey burgers at my grandma's place
My Auto-Owner's co-workers
A very serious-looking close-up shot of Me
Me at the Potter Park Zoo, revealing my simian nature
If I'm a monkey, Lauren is a lion
A family o' camels
My parents and Lauren at dinner
Some other golfer and Dad in a golf cart
Fran and Jamie are almost *too* cute as a couple
Close-up of Gunder making a typical Gunder face
Gunder and Me, thinking about why he is sitting on me
Nice shot of Lauren in a field
JR in an Applebee's in Wisconsin
Keji on the tour bus to Wisconsin, pointing out a building in the foggy background
Timmy impressively stacks sugars on the Wisconsin trip
Lauren and Marirose
Lauren with her mom and aunt
Lauren with her brother and great-aunt and -uncle at the restaurant
Lauren and a peacock
Mr. Revard and my grandparents at dinner
A group playing cards at Lauren's apartment - the people who came over included Gunder, Claire, Jen, and Ben
Another shot of the card game. I taught everyone to play Nerts, a good game.
Jen and her betrothed Ben
Lauren's dog, Stone
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #1: A couple of peacocks
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #2: Close-up of a peacock. They just walk around there.
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #3: A cute penguin drying off
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #4: Some type of baboon... or maybe a mandrill. I forget.
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #5: A snow leopard that would love to chase me down and scratch me
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #6: A lioness basking in the sun
Random Potter Park Zoo Shot #7: Some sort of critter hiding out

MSU pics from 2005-06
Mentor Nick and Mentor Melissa!
Rob, Edwin, and Ryan at a HOT event
Nobody does Pokey Sticks better than Matt
Josh Z. and Fox putting their own spin on the game of Mafia
Rob, Nick, Hugh, and Bobert
Crafty J and his lady Katie
Sideshow #1: Ideene and Peeples in '70s gear
Sideshow #2: Alex is on a tight leash thanks to Amy

MSU pics from 2004-05
Good action shot of me bowling at the Glee Club Bowlathon '05
A group of guys at the Glee Club Bowlathon '05, including Pres. Dan Montague (second from left) and Me, posing with "Dora the Explorer" (or a very poor and scary representation thereof)
Sam and Garrett in their room
The group that walked to the MSU Dairy Store for ice cream on this particular day: Dave L., his roommate Matt, Adam G., Marilyn, and Katie
Adam G. and Dave L. play in traffic
Marilyn and Katie H., a couple ladies you'd probably like to know
Me and Adam G. The only known picture of the two Adams of Three West.
The MSU Dodgeball Club after defeating Delta College (Bomis got cut off the right side)
Dischords Josh and Tats at the Glee Club Bowlathon
Action shot of Glee Club member Rory at the Bowlathon
All work and no play makes Rob a sleepy boy
3 Wester Sam gives two thumbs up. No Casette.
State of Harmony #1: Aaron and Tan
State of Harmony #2: Ando, Mullet, Ziggy, Aaron
State of Harmony #3: Lisa, Bink, Melissa, Lora ruining the picture
State of Harmony #4: Prez Lisa lays down the law
Gunder, Marilyn, and Me, before Gunder left Holmes Hall
Marilyn, Gunder, and Marilyn's friend Emily
Emily allows herself a tentative feel of Gunder's bum
Nick G., Bryan, and Fox at Halloween '05. All these costumes were reused, by the way.
Matt Hynes fixing up some magic on Three West Smoothie Night
Artistic-looking shot of Lauren under a bridge
Katie H... not much more to say
Marilyn in full "harrumph" pose
Teresa plants one on Lauren's cheek
Andrea and Pete in their pajamas
Ramy looks unamused... or tired, or something
Andrea, Fran, and Gunder - or as I like to call it, Gunder and his women
Claire, Gunder, and Fran - or as I like to call it... oh wait, used that joke
Fox, Adam G., and Mentor Matt - the three old men of Three West
Nick and Me during Halloween '04
Katie G., Ramy, and Fran during Halloween '04 - three pretty princesses
Halloween '04 coincides with Smoothie Night on Three West
Jason V. as a pirate for Halloween '04
Alt with a cleaver. Not a Halloween picture, but still pretty scary.
Ordinary picture of Crafty J and Bobert
It's Ramy! And he will, he will, rock you.
Amusing pic of Pete and Gunder. Backstory: Andrea, Pete's girlfriend, would often take showers in our bathroom.
Ryan, looking ssscandalous in smiley pants and a cardigan
Jen looks back from her computer
Be friends with Katie H., get delicious chocolate chip cookies
Bobert, half-naked and making a very amusing face (not for weak stomachs)
Josh Z. Sometimes I wish my last name started with Z.
Teresa (whose name I can't spell) and now-graduated Tracy
Lauren and Gunder get jiggy with it on a table in my room
Gunder looks just like the picture of an anime character that the Gundophiles put on his door
Closer look at the above pic
Katie H. and Lauren play DDR. You guessed it... I still prefer BBR
Marilyn and Jason grill up some burgers with TLC
Teresa, Marilyn, and Katie H. all Twistered up (I'd put a naughty comment here if I didn't think Lauren would kill me.)
Rob enjoys a game of pool

Non-college pics
Gunder and Lauren
Lauren and Katie H., flatmates
Chad gets out of the car in the Cedar Point parking lot
Close-up shot of Chad with Cedar Point as a backdrop
Jon and Chad on Ocean Motion at Cedar Point. Jon's genuinely enjoying himself, but doesn't Chad look a little queasy?
Good roller coaster pic of Jon and Chad, taken from the seat behind 'em
Chad and Me on the Gemini
Jon, Chad, Me, and a fireman measuring Jon's height at Cedar Point
The fourth member of our Cedar Point group, Scott, could be in pictures!
Jon, Chad, and Scott enjoy some time on the X-Men arcade game at Cedar Point
Shot of Me looking pensive on the Skyline
Shot of Cedar Point itself, bird's-eye view
Me, sad that the day at Cedar Point has to end and cuddling with Earl the stuffed chameleon
Mom on the dock at Hubbard Lake, along with our dogs Duchess, Beans, and Schotzie
Dad making a goofy pose at Hubbard Lake
Josh and Meghan
Totally gratuitous shot of Hubbard Lake
Marirose at Hubbard Lake with Schotzie, looking like a movie star or something
Coming soon to GameStop: "Garrett & Austin: The Twin Swords"
The "Dear Friends: Music from Final Fantasy" concert crew, including Garrett, Austin, and Meggy
Garrett has a Coke
Angela, when she came to visit my condo
Laine's Wedding Pic #1: Old Friends
Laine's Wedding Pic #2: Jon cuts a rug
Laine's Wedding Pic #3: Jon, Chad, and others do the Hokey Pokey
Laine's Wedding Pic #4: Chad and Laine get jiggy with it
Laine's Wedding Pic #5: Laine and Allen cut the cake
Laine's Wedding Pic #6: Would you trust this man with sharp objects?
Laine's Wedding Pic #7: Colleen and Laine
Laine's Wedding Pic #8: Lauren, Jon, and Chad at the table
Laine's Wedding Pic #9: Outside the church
Laine's Wedding Pic #10: Laine and Allen Vyvyan
Laine's Wedding Pic #11: The priest tells an elaborate story with hand gestures
Laine's Wedding Pic #12: KNEEL before yo' priest!
Chad and Jon at Laine's wedding
Chad and Jon in Best Buy not long afterwards
Cute pic of Lauren in red
Very old picture from MCYC winter camp, featuring very old friends
Josh W. and John R. at a gaming convention in Lansing
Same two guys at the same con, but now they're gaming some
Me with a couple strangers at that con, playing the Dork Tower board game
Gunder Gang #1: The whole crew that visited Gunder's apartment for his birthday
Gunder Gang #2: The MSU portion of said crew
Gunder Gang #3: For no good reason at all, we decided to make a human pyramid
Gunder Gang #4: For even less good reason, a closer view of the last shot
Gunder Gang #5: Mo and Rob take center stage
Gunder Gang #6: I don't even know what's going on here... but it's clearly a Gunder Gang shot
Gunder decides Claire has lived long enough
...but Claire's ghost was still kind enough to bring him his cake
Marilyn and Gunder
Rob has something done to him by Gunder which, judging by the look on his face, is probably illegal
Mo looks very frightened to be in the car with Rob and Marilyn. Wouldn't you be? (good pic)
Burma (my grandmother) at the condo in Florida
My cousin Beth and her boyfriend Mike (not in that order) near the pool in Florida
Lauren in front of some water and the Citywalk area of Universal Studios on a nice evening
Me driving a golf cart all crazy-like at the Glee Club Golf Outing '05
Me, Dad, and Doc Reed - our (last place finishing) team for the Glee Club Golf Outing '05
Buffy's Clare Kramer (Glory) and Me at Wizard World Philly. She grabbed me pretty quickly... I think she was trying to eat my sanity.
Kenny Baker (R2D2) and Me at Wizard World Philly. Friendly little old guy.
Seth Green and Me at Wizard World Philly... but the picture turned out blurry! Never trust a digital camera.
Me in front of the famous Universal Studios globe. That thing is heavier than most people think.
Lauren is terribly frightened of a Tyrannosaurus Rex at Universal Studios
Lauren is my beautiful girlfriend
Me and Lauren in my grandparents' condo in Florida
Universal Studios shot #1: Animal Planet Live, monkey included
Universal Studios shot #2: A Blues Brothers cover band out in the street
Universal Studios shot #3: Same scene, a motown singer
Lauren tries her hand at shuffleboard in Florida
Me with two plates of food at the all-you-can-eat Oriental buffet. Yes, I ate all the food, and no, I don't have that silly misshapen beard anymore.
Lauren with her feet in the Atlantic Ocean
Summer frisbee picture story #1: Sometimes frisbee is painful
Summer frisbee picture story #2: Sometimes it's hard to tell whether I'm throwing or catching
Summer frisbee picture story #3: Chad threw the frisbee in the pond, leading to sadness
Summer frisbee picture story #4: Sadness over (warning: unpretty semi-nudity)
Chad and Me at Metro Beach, the harbor section
Lauren and Me outside of Mongolian Barbecue
Me at the Schaumburg dodgeball tournament, making a vicious throw
Lauren, dressed as a biker chick
Switchfoot concert: lead singer Jon Foreman crowd-surfs during the first song
Switchfoot concert: Jon Foreman next to a large gold statue in the State Theatre
My family (minus Mom), plus Lauren and Josh's girlfriend Meghan
Nice pic of Grampa Bill and Gramma Rosie trying to keep warm outside
Wholesome-looking pic of Dad and Mom
My cousin James and a guy named Jerry in Mongolian Barbecue
Me and my close, personal friend Pikachu
Tommy (a guy I worked with) and the creator of Killer Bunnies. Separated at birth? You decide.
Aleks Bomis, President of the MSU Dodgeball Club
Andy Tomaka, another member of the dodgeball club
Our group that went to the Schaumburg dodgeball tournament
Lauren, with a bemused look on her face as she's poked by my hand
Just Me. With facial hair.
Josh, enjoying a breakfast of Spaghetti-Os and Oreos
This is Mr. Batty. He flew into my room one night, and after freaking out, I took this picture.
Pic of Jon that proves once and for all that he is, in fact, a nature trail.
Chad knows that Jon isn't really that tall - it's all a matter of perspective.