If Weezer Were...
a South Park Character
Rivers
Let's see here.... Rivers loads
up on ritalin and tequilla before writing songs.... Tweek loads up on
coffee and Ritalin.... maybe when Tweek grows up he will switch from coffee
to tequilla and write songs too....
Pat
We all know that Pat has a way
with the ladies (too bad he's married).... but we all know that Pat is the guy
we can go to when we have to ask an important question, just like
Chef
Scott
Poor Damian... he is the son of
Satan and everyone thinks he's evil.... Poor Scott... people are scared of him
too... but let's face it, they are both badasses....
Brian
Butters is kind of flaky, we know
he'll grow up to be a pretty boy, and gets constantly ripped on because of
it.... Brian is kind of flaky, a fully grown pretty boy, and gets constantly
ripped on because of it..... yeah there's a little resemblance
Matt
Matt is the original self-destructing bassist
of Weezer.... Kenny is the original self-destructing friend on South Park....
Matt is no longer with Weezer.... Kenny is no longer on South Park.... again
just a little similarity
Mikey
When Towlie, the stoned out towel first said "I
can't find my base..." we wondered if there was ever a moment where the stoned
out former =w= bassist couldn't find his bass.... "Don't forget to bring a
towel!"
a breakfast food
Rivers is scrambled eggs and toast because it is basic but kind of crazy. We all know that Rivers is kind of crazy. He has so much going on in his head, we are surprised that he doesn't get all those thoughts "scrambled."
Pat is blueberry muffins because who doesn't love blueberry muffins? And who doesn't love Pat? It is simply unheard of!
Brian is corn flakes because not only is it a health- conscious breakfast food (and Brian seems to be a health-conscious kinda guy), but this also works on a different level. Brian seems like he is kind of flakey...in a lovable kind of way, of course (is it a sagittarian thing? Jenny is the same way- Becca).
Scott is oatmeal because it is such a down-home kind of breakfast, and Scott seems to be such a close-to-home kind of guy! Awww...
Mikey is pancakes because well... we really don't have a reason, but it sounded right.
Matt is a belgian waffle because waffles are warm, sweet, and well, Matt seems kind of waffly.
