Have you ever wondered which member of Weezer you would be? Now here's your chance to find out! Take our quiz! NOW! We command you!
(Note to bandmembers, if they ever see this: Please do NOT take offense at anything we say. This is all in good fun, we promise! Oh!, and apologies to Jason Cropper for omitting him. We just didn't know enough about you to include you in the quiz. Sorry.)