Sunday, Febuary 20th, 3:00 PM Central Time
Held in the Georgia Dome, Atlanta
Live Cybercast!
LOVE HURTs Intro
(BJWC logo hits and Love Hurts song hits the speakers. This is a newly done and more faced paced, Love Hurts song. Clips play. Dan pinning Dante to become the first 4-time BJWC Champion in BJWC History. Shots of Lanier riley hitting the Strictly Biz Drop thru a table. Clips of Dante's Hit on Dan Dehart. McClane's Paralizer at ringside thru a table. Clips of Rebecca attacking Melanie. Shots of Diadem pulling off his mask to reveal himself as the "D" man that has plagued Dan Dehart for so long. Clips of last years battle in the cage with Billy Jay and Brian Hart with Hart hand cuffing BJ to the cage and cracking him over the head with chairs. Clips of the Black Jack Table match on RIOT with Reaper and Darren Anthony both hitting big moves thru them. Clips of the Slick Driver to Darren Anthony thru two blackjack tables. Clips of Reaper tossing Slick Rick into a bath of Coke. Clip of Slick hitting the Slick Driver on Reaper thru two blackjack tables. Clips of the forming of Flying Fury. Clips of Tyler Lee and Reaper as Tag Champs. Clips of Lanier Riley getting hit by the Red Ski Masked Man. Clips of the Japanese Logo. Clips of Tyrone Alguard proposing to Danica. Shot of the Wedding Invitation for Love Hurts PPV. Clips of Kurt Swagger hitting his Swagger DDT, and his Truth or Consequence and holding his NA Title. TA shown trading punches with Taurus, and holding the TV Title Match. Clips of the DEVASTATOR on Dante by the Champ. Clips of Dan Dehart and Lanier Riley fighting in a cage. And quick flashes of Lanier Riley and Dan's moves quickly played as the theme comes to the climax. And cuts to Dan holding the World Title.)
The fans in the Georgia dome are going wild. The opening intro has brung life into these people. People are yelling like nuts. The red pink and purple pyros blare into the air signifying the beginning of the Pay Per View. T-shirts popular for this event include: range of Dan Dehart shirts, from Destroyer, to Double D Express, Slick Rick's Yellow Pepsi Shirts, LAW shirts, Love Hurts 2000 tees, classic BJWC shirts, old UNION tees, a ride variety of KAHN and Gary Cooper shirts, plus many more......
"Calm like a Bomb" hits the speakers and the cheerful yells, turn into evil boos, and viscious slurrs. Billy Jay steps out. His usual Pay Per View wardrobe. His jacket has a Heart broken down the middle done in sparkles. BJ's tie is a bright sparkly red. The Prez's front of his jacket has Harte's face with a break down the middle. BJWC logo appears all the way up and down his sleeves. It's the wackiest outfit yet for Billy jay and he climbs into the ring.
Billy Jay: Welcome BJWC Fans and Addict to the SECOND ANNUAL Love Hurts PAY PER VIEW SPECTACULAR!!!!!! Last years line up is like a WCW Nitro line up compared to tonights!!!! Some of the biggest fueds coming to an end!!! This is the last Pay Per View before WrestleBowl 2000!!!!! BJWC's most celebrated PPV of the year. This PPV is the most important PPV of BJWC's history! This will lead into WrestleBowl, this is the stepping stone to the BJWC's biggest event EVER!!!!!
Tonight will see me get my REVENGE on that stingy bastard Brian Harte!!! (Fans cheer) I am gonna ram his ugly Harte face into that steel cage and make sure that steel cage has a few soveneers hopefully some flesh and blood, of the Stingy One!!!! (Fans cheer the notice of Harte getting beat up.)
Now, you boo me, you boo Harte, well screw all of you, and make up your F*CKING MIND!!!! All that matters is when that Cage lands and it is me and Harte, I will have my revenge for last year, I will have my revenge, and Harte will NOT get his TITLE SHOT!!!!! EVER!!!!!
We also have the huge Black Jack Table Match, a Double Title TV and NA Match, the Tag Titles, the inter gender tag match for the Women's Title and #1 Contender spot, and the Main Event......(Fans go nuts).......... Lanier Riley versus Dan Dehart!
(Fans explode as the scene on the Billy-Jay-A-Tron appears of Dan and Lanier standing starring at each other with Main Event and Love Hurts in the corner.)
Billy Jay: So, Atlanta, Georgia!!! Wether or not you are ready!!!! Wether or not you are waiting!!!! Here comes BJWC's Love Hurts 2000 Event!!!!! The greatest event to date!!!!! And that..........
........My not so smart friends........
IS A..........
BILLY JAY GARUNTEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Billy Jay hops thru the middle ropes and exits up the ramp as pyros hit again signaling the beginning of the actual matches! Fans are once again on their feet screaming and yelling. Camera switches to James Edgebrook trying to hear his headphone over all the loud fans.)
James Edgebrook: WELCOME TO LOVE HURTS!!!!! And Welcome to Atlanta, Georgia!!!! The Sound in this place is simply stunning. What a place to hold probably the biggest BJWC Pay Per View to date. The fed has grown every day since ReUnion 99! And this is the loudest and the biggest crowd of people I have ever seen!!!
I think I speak for all of us when I say that Billy Jay wears the most exotic apparel of an Entertainment Guru today, just short of Bill Gates. What I wanna know is... do those things... chafe?
They announced that it is officially "BJWC Week" in Atlanta!!! We had a huge signing in some malls here. We had guest appearences all over the state of Georgia. BJWC has invaded this place, and they are loving it. I bet over 5000 signatures have been signed this week within the BJWC Locker Room, talk about a lot of happy BJWC Fans and Addicts!!!!
Just a quick run down on my predictions of this unbeleivable line up tonight!!!
James Edgebrook's Love Hurts Predictions
Main Event match with Dan Dehart and Lanier Riley. Lanier has not seen action in over two weeks. He was abducted and put thru a lot of crap. Dehart, had lost his title but came back strong and is on a roll. I predict Dan keeping the belt possibly after the Red Ski Masked Man costs Lanier the match and then reveals himself.
Hardcore BlackJack Table Match should be a triple threat spectacular. BJWC Hardcore Match on PPVs have all been highlight films I predict this will do the same. I predict the crazy Slick Rick to be well in command when he does something Cooper would do and cost himself the match, Reaper leaves again with the Title with close calls from both Darren and Slick Rick.
Women's Title and Number One Contenders Match with Dante and McClane going at it again. These two have proven they are great why make them fight again? Adding the intergender thing does give it a new feel. But I think Dante's World Title run will be followed by winning #1 Contender and trying to get it back real soon.
Billy Jay/Brian Harte cage match. The rematch from last year. Billy Jay better have a plan, he usually does, because if he doesn't Harte will bloody and batter Billy Jay two years in a row. I predict Billy Jay via his smarts screws Harte out of the win and out of his World Title shot!
Big Machine vs. Richard Head this may be a show stealer. Yes both smaller names. But I bet either Big Machine turns on Head and FF is really on BM's side, or Big Machine will take out the FF himself and get the win. Big Machine takes this one and shoves it in his former partners face.
BJWC Tag title Match, Flying Fury's Dru Rite and FAS both who just made it to the BJWC. I honestly do not see any chance for the newcomers. They have talent but the LAW are superstars. The belts stay in the family and the newcomers put on a show worthy of champs, but fall short and go back to the drawing board!
Free For All battle! Blade Coll has returned and demolished Seven and Sledgehammer on RIOT!!! This upset a few people accepting Blade back into the BJWC. But I put my money on Wayne Coll no matter who his opponents are seeing as he has gotten a huge push and may quickly get in the TV Title division.
Double Title Match, TA Tyrone Alguard and Kurt Swagger. Well, Kurt has already become a household name. He has somehow quietly become a huge contender in the BJWC. His name has not made huge headlines but he is the silence behind the violence, the riot behind the quiet. He is tearing people up and his record shows it. But former champ TA Tyrone is on top of the World with Danica, and he has trained and is known as the NEW "Innovator of Offense" in the BJWC. This is a tossup. I predict TA due to future wife Danica and the Flying Fury, costing Kurt his title.
And finally the BJWC's First ever Wedding live on Pay Per View! TA his created Flying Fury and won the TV Title and now proposed to Danica. This could be the greatest night in his life, even better than winning the World Title, and even better than winning 4 belts in one night. I predict this beatiful wedding to go as planned and we see Danica Algaurd and Tyrone walking side by side to hapiness.
Those are my predictions! I can not wait to see how my mind has chosen. I am usually around 50% and I beleive I should end around the same tonight. So many possibilities for tonight!!!! This is one huge ass line up with stars up the arse!!!!
Enough pre PPV crap it is time for some action!!!!! Our first match is a unique battle for two prizes. Chris McClane and Dante have been two of the top 5 wrestlers in the BJWC since the draw for World Title shots 4 weeks ago. Now, they are battling once again to be the Number 1 contender for the World Title that will go up for grabs tonight in the main event. And also a fued that has been going for well over two months. Rebecca and Melanie. Both Women's Champs at times and Melanie currently holds the strap. This intergender tag match for #1 Conterder and the Women's Championship should be one hell of a classic!
NUMBER ONE CONTENDERs MATCH for the World Title
and
The BJWC's Womens Championship Match
INTER GENDER TAG MATCH
Chris McClane/ Rebecca
Vs
Dante Calavria/ Melanie Stenson(Current BJWC Womens' Champion)
"Hate Me Now" by Nas and Puff Daddy starts up. "Coming to the ring, Standing a lean 6 foot 4. Weighing 245. From Detroit, Michigan...........CHRIS McCLANE!!!! And his partner for tonights Intergender match, is his vallet and former BJWC Womens Champion, the lovely and ALWAYS talented.............Rebecca!!!!!"
This week on RIOT we saw McClane face DeHart and had him beat with a Paralizer thru a table at ringside! A little help for Dan and Chris McClane once again was upset with another loss. McClane is on his worst losing streak. Rebecca made an appearece in that World Title match on RIOT stopping Melanie from an attack and then tearing her apart with her own title. Not only did Melanie get upset, some people claim that is why Dante is no longer champ. I know Dante would love to get his hands on Rebecca tonight!
McClane steps out with a big chorus of boos. Rebecca at his side. Rebecca one of the most KNOWN vallets and Women's Wrestlers in BJWC's History! The fans are Rebecca fans because of her lovely assets. But they hate Mcclane, his heel antics get him a reaction only McClane can generate.
"ROCK BOX" by RUN DMC starts up. "Hailing from Pittsburgh, PA! He stands at a 6 foot 7, and weighs 289 pounds! He is the HARDCORE PIZAN, he is the FORMER BJWC World Champion........DANTE CALAVRIA!!!!!! and joining him, his teammate, and BJWC Women's Champion the desirable, and indestructable, .....Melanie Stenson!!!!"
Ever sence Dante won his shot at Dan for the BJWC gold he has made his impact felt. Not only did he beat Dan. He pinned him for the BJWC World Title. But by doing that he sparked a new life in Dan and thus lost it to him earlier this week on RIOT. Melanie has not been challenged due to leaving a few weeks ago. But Dante and her return has been huge. Dante has already made his name a household name and plans to continue it tonight, and keep the Women's title in the family.
Dante steps out pointing to Melanies Women's Title! The fans give a huge pop. Dante became champ in an UNBELIEVABLE Triple Threat with non other than his opponent tonight Chris Mcclane and the Champ Dan Dehart. That was two weeks ago. And now McClane and Dante lead this PPV into the history books, the opening match with 2 of the BJWC's Biggest Stars!!!!!
These two have been highlighting RIOTs for four weeks now. And now it is time to showcase them in the first match of this Pay Per View! McClane and Dante start in the ring. Both talking trash as usual. Rebecca and Melanie are talking some trash of their own. The bell rings and McClane and Dante lock up Dante sent into the ropes but he jumps McClane and then catches him with a bulldog!!! Dante quickly locks on a fujiwara arm bar, and Rebecca jumps in to help, SPEARED by Melanie!!!! Ohh man!!! Serious cat fight!!! Both vallets going at it. McClane fights up and hits a snap mare follows by a leg drop. McClane then with a choke hold!!! Melanie flips Rebecca with her hair and then stomps McClane off of Dante and the gals return to their corners. McClane ducks a clothesline but Dante catches his superkick and turns it into an anklelock!!! McClane crawls and does a push up making a tag. Rebecca with a spinning heel kick to Dante. Dante up quick and Rebecca yells at Melanie and turns around!!! DANTE grabs her for the HIT!!!!! But Melanie tells Dante to tag her in. Dante breaks his hold and tags in Melanie!!!! Missle drop kick from the TOP ROPE!!!! Rebecca holding her jaw!!! Melanie setting up the HIT!!!! NO!!! McClane drives his forearm into her neck!!! Dante is in!!!! Four way BRAWL FEST!!!! Rebecca with knees to Melanie!!! Rebecca with a backbody drop over the ropes!!!! Rebecca and McClane with a double team chin buster!!!! Dante is out of it!!! McClane off the ropes as Rebecca holds Dante!!!! SUPERKICK!!!!! Nailed Dante square in the mouth!!! Rebecca now pulling the Hardcore Pizan to his feet!!! She sends him into the ropes!!! McClane grabs him for the PARALIZER!!!! NO!!! Melanie pulls his leg out from ringside!!! Dante falls into a cover!!!! Rebecca chases Melanie at ringside!!!! 1.............2.......KICKOUT!!! Melanie with a diving backwards elbow from the steps!!! The girls spill into the crowd. Leaving just the guys!!! The fans are going nuts trying to get their hands on two of the hottest girls in the BJWC!!! The security is roughing people up in the crowd keeping their hands to themselves. In the ring McClane and Dante trade blows. McClane strikes up the band again!!!! SUPERKICK!!!! Ducked by Dante off the ropes!!!! SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!!! He pulls Chris to his feet!!! Lifts him in suplex position for the HIT!!!! No!!!! McClane dropped behind!!! Pulls his head down and grabs him for the PARALIZER!!!! NO!!! Elbows to the gut!!!! Fans are going wild as neither can hit thier finisher. Dante and McClane hit double drop kicks and both crash to the mat!!! Rebecca is tossed back over the gaurdrail bleeding from the lip. Melanie steps over the rail with scratch marks up and down her back. Melanie is in control. The ref is counting the men in the ring. Melanie takes advantage with the Women's Title!!! NO!!! Ducked by Rebecca and she runs up the steps to the apron FLYING crossbody!!!! Then pulls Melanie up!!! BECKY BOMB AT RINGSIDE!!!! Rebecca new finisher!!!! Dante covers McClane!!! 1............2.Rebecca with the save. She stomps away at Dante. Melanie pulls McClane ringside!!! McClane takes a low blow!!!! She goes for a FRAMASSER, no McClane flips her she lands on her feet and stumbles into the PARALIZER!!! On the cement!!!! McClane falls in exhaustion!!! Rebecca sends Dante into the corner!!! Hurricanranna!!!! Into a pin!!! 1............2...Dante sits up with Rebecca on his shoulder and stands!!! POWERBOMB!!!! Rebecca slowly to her feet. Dante even slower!!!! Rebecca locks him up for a DDT!!! Blocked!!!! The HIT!!! The HIT!!!! Rebecca bounces off the mat hard. Dante rolls over into a cover!!!! 1...........2.....SAVED by McClane!!!! Pulls Dante to his feet!!!! Dante with an firemans carry!!! Rebecca rolls to ringside and starts again with Melanie!!!! Dante going for another SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!! BUT McCLANEs turns it into a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!! McClane pulls him up!!! PARALIZER!!!! Cover!!! 1............2.....Melanie dives in!!!! Rebecca grabs her leg to stunt her reach!!!!! ..........3!!! It's over!!!!! McClane and Rebecca!!!! McClane new #1 Contender!!!! Rebecca once again BJWC Women's Champion!!!! What a battle!!!! McClane and Rebecca leave quickly before Melanie or Dante figure out what happened.
WINNERs: Chris McClane NEW Number One Contender and Rebecca regains the BJWC Women's Title
James Edgebrook: WOW!!! McClane and Rebecca pull off a victory!!! I'm suprised!!! I honestly thought Dante would clean house!!! He may have other things on his mind!!! Losing that title was a blow to his confidence last week. Yet, his prime is still coming!!! Dante will see gold again that I can garuntee!!!! But, McClane was the better man tonight!!! And Rebecca was the better woman!! I also Garuntee Melanie will be seeing Rebecca again real soon!
We have a camera man backstage let us check in with him real quick.
BackStage Camera
Darren is talking to Slick Rick who he fights later tonight in the BlackJack Hardcore title Match along with Reaper. Darren is smiling and talking with Slick Rick, it looks like Darren has an old vintage Pepsi bottle in his hand and Slick Rick seems to be smiling as well. Is this a new team up? Are they gonna make that hardcore match a handi capped match?
Darren then signals to him to follow him and Darren and Slick Rick walk off talking down the hall.
James Edgebrook: I'm not even sure what that was. But if I was the Hardcore Champ, Reaper, I would be very afraid right now! Well blow me down!!! Here comes Darren and Slick Rick to the ring!!! Let's see what they have to say!!!!
In Ring Interview with Darren Anthony and Slick Rick
Darren Anthony grabs a mic and Slick and Darren are standing as a team. What kinda of crock is this?
Darren: Finally the BJWC will fall, starting with Reaper.. Me and my fellow Canadian have made peace, and the BJWC WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
Darren reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pepsi bottle and shows it to Rick again who is smiling once again. The fans are shocked that these two are now together!
Darren: This is my offering to you Slick Rick.. A vintage pepsi bottle from there first year of buisness.. This took some doing but I got it just for you..
Darren hands the bottle to Slick Rick who takes it with joy and raises it high into the air. Slick turns and shows the crowd... FROM BEHIND!!! THE FALL!!!! ANOTHER DOUBLE CROSS BY DARREN ANTHONY!! He begins to stomp Slick and still has the mic in his hand..Darren has done it again! Suckering in a pyscho and attacking him from behind! The crowd is booing like madmen.
Darren: IF YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD TEAM WITH A JOBBER LIKE YOU YOUR INSANE....
Darren is cut off by the music of Big Machine and he turns to the ilse as Big Machine runs to the ring and slides in and runs at Darren up drop kicks him to the mat. Darren stand up and kicks Machine in the ribs. Darren puts the mic back to his face.
Darren: YOU WANT IN THE HARDCORE DIVISION MACHINE!?
Darren holds the mic like a knife and jabbs machine int he head with it and then throws it down. Darren picks up Machine for a press slam and DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A GUT BUSTER!!! Darren picks the mic back up. Big Machine was just spiked by Darren.,br>
Darren: Welcome to my world kid..
Darren exits to some HUGE boos!!!! Slick Rick gets up with a pyscho look on his face!!! His eyes are almost glowing but just shining. He hops the ropes looks at Big Machine looks at the entrance and runs off with the vintage pepsi bottle under his arm and into the locker room.
Big Machine gets to his knees and climbs off thru the crowd looking very upset.
James Edgebrook: Darren Anthony is gonna die!!! One thing I know is you never upset the mentally disturbed and Slick Rick is REALLY CRAZY!!! I think that attack may send Slick over the edge tonight!!!! I have asked Jeph to try to get a word from that psycho hopefully before the hardcore match tonight!!!! Big Machine looked to get invovled but got sent right back down. I know Big Machine will not rest until he gets revenge.
Well speaking of Big Machine his opponents music is playing and it is time for the former teammates to go head to head! NEXT!
Richard Head
Vs
Big Machine
"BAWITABA" by KIB ROCK blares out, this is the theme for the newly formed Flying Fury and it sounds like HEAD has dropped his ol' LOSER tune and is using some tasteful music. And here comes RICHARD HEAD sprinting to the ring. The crowd is pumped. HEAD is asking for a microphone.
HEAD: BIG MACHINE, your brilliant. You want to make this match anything goes, brilliant, you got it. Because I'll need weapons to hurt your fat ars as good as I want to hurt it. So lets rock.
"THUNDERSRUCK" by AC/DC now sounds out and here comes one mammoth of a man. 7 feet 500 pounds. HEAD has got his hands full tonight. Against his former teammate.
HEAD IS SPRINTING up the ramp to cut off the big man. He couldn't wait till he got to the ring to get his hands on him. HEAD is pummeling BM with rights but BM just absorbs and knocks HEAD down with a hord chop to the chest. HEAD is right back to his feet and then is sent back down with another chop. BM starts kicking HEAD while he's down. What is HEAD doing now? He is clamped on BMs leg and it looks like he is biting him. HE IS! RICHARD HEAD is biting BMs ankle and the big man is grimacing in pain. He is down to one knee and can not pry HEAD off. HEAD is really latched on. BM is now down on his back screaming in pain giving several boots to HEADS head and finally he gets him off. HEAD goes for the cover, not even a one count and BM throws HEAD off him and RICH flies off the side of the ramp. BM is up and jumps off the ramp on to HEAD. He goes for the cover 1 2kickout. Both men are up and excanging blows. BM grabs HEAD and bounces his head off! a ramp. BM, now looking for a weapon. He grabs a sign from the audience and goes after HEAD. What is he going to do with that? Nothing. HEAD grabs it from him and delivers a DDT. HEAD now with the sign and he is on top of BM trying to give him a paper cut with the sign. OH BM is bleeding and HEAD now with kicks to the head. Both men now fighting there way to the ring. BM with a body slam onto the steel chairs and makes a cover.1 ..2 kickout. He tosses HEAD into the ring and follows. Piledriver. HEAD is out. BM now with a leg drop and HEAD rolls out of the way. HEAD with an Irish whip, it is reversed, HEAD now coming off the ropes. He slides under BMs legs grabbing his arm and is now ready to deliver the CAN OPENER ..but ..no ..he cant get the big man up and both men are down. 1 2 .3 4 .BM is the first up and he is dragging HEAD to the corner. HE leans him against the ropes, now going up top this could be his new move the BUTT PLU, a top rope fame! asser. But no .HEAD with a low blow and BM falls to the outside. HEAD on the apron and tornado ddt. HEAD grabs a table and sets it up but BM with a clothesline from behind. A splash and now BM is placing the table on top of HEAD. BM going up top again, looking for the COMPACTER .and there is FAS where did he come from, he pushes BM off and delivers a kneckbreaker. FAS, now waking up HEAD. HEAD in the the ring. HEAD with a suplex into the ropes bounces him back and face first into the mat goes BM. That's the RICOCHETTE and that'll be it. 1 .2 3. HEAD comes up with win with a little help from his friend from the F.F.
WINNER: Richard Head
James Edgebrook: Head looking good with the Flying Fury. Head can be a contender with people like FAS and Tyrone Algaurd helping him out like he did tonight! A big win for the smaller Richard Head. The Arabian may be moving up the ranks! Big Machine is bleeding like a elephant in heat...not sure what that means, but Big Machine's blood has stained the ring and yet he is still walking out under his own power!
HUGE MATCH NEXT!!!! Kurt Swagger a up and coming heel in this company. Looks to be a future champ if he keeps up the pace he is going at now. And his opponent a former Champion. And the NEW Innovator of Offense Tyrone Algaurd! Who is also getting married later. We could TA clean house for Danica, or maybe not pay enough attention and lose his TV Title. This is a huge double title match, with the new rule a wrestler can only hold one singles belt at a time, so whoever wins will have to decide what to do with the extra belt. TA can hand it to one of his AWESOME Flying Fury members. But, Kurt? He has no friends, since Billy Jay dumped him on his ass, he is doing good enough himlsef, if he wins he gets to decide what to do with it and everything!
DOUBLE TITLE MATCH
BJWC North American Title and the BJWC Television Title Match
Kurt Swagger (Current NA Title Champ)
Vs
TA Tyrone Alguard (Current TV Title Champ)
"Nine Lives" by AeroSmith blasts on the loud speakers. "From NEW YORK CITY! Weighing in at 254 pounds. Standing at 6 foot 3. Led to the ring by the women he marries tonight Danica. He is......the GOLDEN BOY of the BJWC....a former World Champion......and current Television Champion........THE ANNHILATOR....TYRONE ALGUARD!!!!!"
Fans go nuts! The last few weeks he teamed with Dru Rite forming the Horde, then added FAS and Richard Head, to the Flying Fury, proposed to Danica. Was in a series of matches with Taurus after taking his belt, and defended it each time. Danica and TA walk together to the ring like a couple. TA's belt over her shoulder. The fans love the Annhilator!!!!
"Bodies" by Smashing Pumpkins hits the speakers. "From Los Angeles, California....weighing in tonight at 235 pounds, and standing at 6 foot 3. He is the one......the only the North Amercian CHAMPION...............Kurt Swagger!!!!!"
Fans boo. Kurt has the odds stacked tonight! No vallet to counter Danica. No stable to counter Flying Fury. Swagger will NEED to beat the odds to win this battle. Title versus Title. Mano e Mano. He dives in the ref takes both belts touches them together as the bell rings!!!!
Both men circle. Kurt trying to make note of where Danica is standing and making sure she isn't trying anything. Kurt with a drop kick to Tyrone's knee. This is TA's first match to prove he is the new INNOVATOR of OFFENSE in the BJWC! Kurt quickly with a DDT!!!! Ta shakes it off and gets to his feet!!!! Tyrone has handed me a list of ALL his moves names. He is loaded, I guess when he took time off last month he wasn't sitting on his ass. Tyrone is whipped into the corner and Kurt follows with a splash. Swagger taking it to the TV Champ. Swagger backs up for a running knee lift!!! Dodged by TA!!! Right into a cross faced chicken wing submission!!! No, he thrusts his hands down and grabs him up into a tombstone piledriver!!!! That is the ASSAILANT!!!! The ref expectsd a cover by TA shakes his head and pulls Kurt to his feet!!!! He pulls Kurt into a POWERBOMB!!! Holds him high over his head and FALLS BACKWARD smashing Kurt's face to the mat!!! The NA Champ was just hit with the Neutron Bomb!!!! Fans are loving the NEW INNOVATOR of OFFENSE!!!! Cover by TA!!! 1..............2......KICKOUT!!! TA pulls Swagger up and looks at the crowd and yells:
TA: "I'M NOT DONE!!!!"
Fans go nuts!!!! Kurt with shots to the gut and offs the ropes!!! Flying cross body!! Pulls Tyrone up!!! Swagger DDT!!! Swagger DDT!!! TA's head bounced a foot off the mat!!! Cover by Swagger!!! 1............2...KICKOUT!!! Swagger slams TA back into the corner with kicks to the gut!!! Kurt calling for the Truth or Consequence!!! He lays his leg across TA's head and grabs his arm for the double underhook with added impact that has put out each opponent he has faced!!!! NO!!! Reversed!!! Kurt flipped backwards but he lands on his feet!!!! TA goes off the ropes at the same time Kurt does with a KNEE to the MIDSECTION!!!! Then kicks to the face of the NA Champ as he doubles over!!! Then as the kick sends his head backwards Tyrone grabs him for a INVERTED DDT!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! That was the HELL HOUND!!!! TA grabs Kurt for a suplex!!!! INTO A JUMPING PILEDRIVER!!!! OH MY GOD, that was the MATRIX!!!! Tyrone is loaded with new goodies and the fans and Danica are going wild!!!! What is this!?!?!
TA is calling for Dru Rite!!!! Here comes Dru Rite followed by FAS and Richard Head. OH MY GOD!!! This is a brutal beating!!! Danica gets in a few shots as well. Kurt's face a covered in blood. TA grabs a mic!!!
TA: The Innovator of Offense is here!!! The Flying Fury is here!!! I am no longer the TV Champ, Kurt you now have both titles, because the HORDE is going for the BJWC Tag Titles!!!! Tonight Dru and FAS fight for them, but the reformation of the Horde is just around the corner!!!!
The Flying Fury stable beats down Kurt some more and drape the TV and NA Title accross his beaten body and exit as a new force that cannot be denied!!!! What a odd choice for Tyrone to make. I think FF has something planned for the future.
WINNER: Kurt Swagger via DQ and is now the BJWC NA Champ and the NEW BJWC TV Champion
James Edgebrook: Good Lord!!! The Horde is possibly the greatest tag team in BJWC History!!! Tyrone never looked so good since he was World Champ!!! He has a handfull of KILLER moves and hit each one to devastating perfection. Tyrone is a bornagain superstar. Kurt still walks away with his belt and another one. Plus a few good wounds to the head.
Hold the Phone folks!!! We have Swagger in the ring just realizing he has just won the match and is the new TV Champion but we have some commotion!!!!
In the Ring with Kurt Swagger and his Two Titles
Swagger is holding both titles over each shoulder cleaning the blood from his face!!!
A FLASH HITS THE ARENA!!! Smoke fills the ring!!!! The smoke clears!!!.......
A mysterious man, dressed in jeans, a leather jacket, and a shirt tied around his waist. Standing in a crucifix position. Swagger is in shock!!!! He's frozen!!! The man pulls Swagger in!!! DDT!!!! DDT!!! Both titles went flyign and Swagger bloody and all sent face first into the mat!!!!
Another flash of light!!! And smoke fills the ring again and then clear and the man is no where to be found. But Swagger is laid out cold and helped backstage by officials.
James Edgebrook: Not sure what the hell that was!!! Now we have someone gunning for the NA/TV Champ. No champion is safe from the band of mystery men in this fed. Each champ seems to have one causing them grief. Kurt took a nasty DDT, hopefully he is ok. The fans sure loved that man, for crushing the hell out of Swagger.
Next match is the Free For All with Wayne the Blade Coll! This should be a battle whoever happens to be fighting Wayne Coll tonight his return sparked new life for him. His return to BJWC Division looks to be to be new life for him and he has stuck with the BJWC thru all the ups and downs and it looks like it has paid off, but will it pay off tonight? And who accepted his challenge?
Free For All
Wayne "The Blade" Coll
Vs
Any other takers
We have a shot backstage. It's Blade Coll on his way to the ring? Wait!!! It looks like!!! Somebody smiling in the back spying and looking around the corner. It looked like somebody from Division 2. But I'm not even sure! It looked like Cyris Raven.
"All in the Family" by Korn starts up on the speakers. "From Venice Beach Florida, a man standing at a huge 6 foot 8 and weighing 217 pounds, he is ................."The Blade" WAYNE COLL!!!!!!"
Fans give him a GREAT ovation. His return has but nothing but greatness for him so far. Hit the Bloodsword last week on former Tag Champ Seven. Now was the D2 guy his opponent? Wait one second!!!!!
On the Billy-Jay-A-Tron appears.......A Division 2 employee John Davis along with......ROADKILL also a Division 2 member. Davis holds a microphone for Roadkill, who is dressed in blue jeans and a black T-shirt with "RK" in white on the front. Roadkill is leaning on one crutch, and seems uneasy and in pain...
JD: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is none other that Division Two superstar, ROADKILL! Roadkill, welcome to Division One and to "Love Hurts"!
RK: Thanks, good to be here...
JD: What brings you to the Atlanta Civic Center here at Love Hurts?
RK: Well I can ask the same of YOU, now can't I??
JD: Well, President Billy Jay invited me here himself, seeing as how Division Two is on hiatus. He was kind enough to give me a temporary job! And yourself?
RK: Well little man, like yourself, I TOO was invited here tonight! And don't even think about askin' "by whom", 'cause that's just The 'Killer's little secret!
JD: Then at least can you tell us what you are here FOR??
Roadkill adjusts himself on the crutch, trying to find a more comfortable stance.
RK: No I AIN'T gonna tell ya WHY. It ain't to wrestle against Wayne Coll, that's for sure. As you can see, I still got a matter of a dislodged bone in my spine and a severely pinched nerve, so I ain't gettin' into the ring any time soon! Besides, The 'Killer already beat Coll's @ss back in Division Two, so I don't see any point in doin' it all over again! But I will tell ya, that since Commissioner Mike in Divvie Two can't give me medical clearance to wrestle, someone was kind enough to give me a front row ticket to "Love Hurts" here in Atlanta. And THAT'S why I'm here - to try and sit back and enjoy the night!
JD: Does this mean you are now a part of Division One??
Roadkill looks at John Davis angrily...
RK: Where'd you get THAT from??
JD: W...we...well, there has been quite an influx lately of Division Two talent - Tommy Christopher, Dru Rite, Gochu, Wayne Coll...
Roadkill puts his free hand up, to interrupt Davis
RK: You call THAT talent?? Those four've got as much talent as The 'Killer has in his middle finger! And no, I'm NOT part of Division One - I've got some integrity and dedication left inside of me, not like those sell-outs! They couldn't handle the hardcore, the couldn't handle The 'Killer, so they ran!! And I don't care if they're Division One, Division Two, Division Bell, Division Who-Gives-A-F*CK! Before you know it, The 'Killer's gonna be back in the Divvie Two squared circle and kickin' @ss! Target one: Cyris Raven, the b@stard that did this to me! Target two: The World Championship! And target three: ANYONE that crosses my path, will become roadkill!!
Roadkill limps away from John Davis, as "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson starts glaring through the arena! The crowd goes nuts, as Roadkill comes slowly down the ramp with the aid of a crutch. He makes his way to the ring, and security lets him in to the front row.
Wayne Coll in the ring not happy and yelling at Roadkill as he takes his seat at ringside. Wayne Coll not friends with RK, and they fueded in D2. Roadkill calling him a sellout, and also defeated him in D2 already. They are real rivals and know how to get under each others skin! Roadkill takes his verbal punishment and flicks off Coll.
After a minute out runs Richard Head?!?!?! Richard Head with another match?!?!?! Looks like he wants Wayne Coll, it was the Big Head Machine team that cost Blade Coll to be sent to D2. Wayne Coll wants revenge and Head wants to hurt him again the match has begun!!!!
Big Machine comes running out!!! WHAT?!??! Is he after Blade or Richard Head? He dives in the ring! CHOKESLAM TO BLADE!!!! It looks like Big Head Machine is forming just for one reason, the HATRED TOWARDS Wayne Coll!!!! Huge double team!!! Roadkill from the outside tosses in Brass Knuckles!!! Slides right to Blade!!! He clobbers both men across the face!!! Is Roadkill with Wayne Coll??!!?? Or was that an accident?!?! He climbs the tops ropes for the BLOODSWORD TORNADO DDT!!!! HE NAILS IT ON BIG MACHINE!!!! Fans go nuts!!! Richard Head with a drop kick and then a double team powerbomb. This may be the last time EVER Big Head Machine will work as a team again!!!! Richard Head with the CAN OPENER!!!! HUGE MOVE!!! Big Machine with a CHOKE SLAM AGAIN!!!! They pound Blade with the brass knucles forcing him to bleed from the nose. Then Head with the Riccochette!!!!! FACE FIRST TO THE MAT!!!! Blood splatters in the center of the ring!!! Big Machine and Head cover!!! 1...........2...........3!!!! It's all over!!! A little double team!!! Former tag team returning together after their battle tonight simply to destroy Wayne Coll!!!! And that is exactly what the did!!!! Big Machine and Head start pushing and Richard Head exits as the fans cheer him on.
WINNER: Richard Head and Big Machine both covering Wayne the Blade Coll
James Edgebrook: Well, seems these two still have something in common. They still hate Coll. They demoted him to Division 2 and then upon his return his first PPV back to the BJWC they demolish him!!!! I think this fued is far from over! Coll now has two target to go after. And what is the deal with Roadkill? He seems to be keeping an eye out for everyone tonight. But he sounds loyal to Division 2. Plus, it looked like Cyris Raven was backstage looking out for Wayne Coll, or for somebody. BJWC is crawling with Division 2 members. What is possibly going on?
Just like I asked Jeph Phillips has found and gotten Slick Rick to do an interview about what he plans to do tonight for the Hardcore Match against Darren who already attacke dhim tonight, and Reaper who two weeks ago bathed him in a bath of coke. Slick Rick has a lot to do with this triple threat.
Slick Rick Interview by Jeph Phillips
( The camera is set up in the parking lot where a mask Slick Rick all geared up and watching his watch every now and then is standing by the side of Jeph Phillips . )
Jeph Phillips : What are you waiting for Slick , we had word to retaliate Darren you have a big surprise for your hardcore match !
Slick Rick : ( laughing )No Nothing much , shuuutttt ! it's top secret but will let you know that it involve Reaper and Darren and they may not like it ! . Don't tell them because it's a surprise . But after our surprise is delivered trust me that Hardcore will have a brand new meaning ! ( he laughs again ) Trust the slicksters in us ! they will realise what sticky is all about .
Jeph Phillips :Sticky !What do you mean sticky !?
( Realising he just gave a big hint he try to repair his mistake with not much success by smiling and looking at his watch again. Jeph Phillips looks up trying to think what the could possibly mean. )
Jeph Phillips : What do you mean Slick ! sticky how !
Slick Rick : We met sticky hardcore , it's a French expression that mean hardcore crazy but it kind of lose all is sense when translate word to word . Trust us ! YOU WILL ALL SEE PRETTY SOON !
( The scene flips back to Jim Endgebrook . )
James Edgebrook: Thank you Slick Rick and Jeph Phillips. What is slick talking about? That guy is totally INSANE!!!! I wouldn't even show up for the Hardcore Match if it were me. Especially if I was Darren. I can not wait for that Hardcore Title Match!
Flying Fury can prove their talent right here tonight. Gochu aka FAS and Dru Rite forming the Flying Fury tag team to take on the champs Tyler Lee and Reaper. Reaper the Hardcore Champ, and Tyler Lee a former World Champ. This tag match should be great. Easily we could see new champs for Flying Fury has been working on their team work and they get a little luck on their side.
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
LAW (Tyler Lee/ Reaper) (Current Tag Team Champions)
Vs
Flying Fury (FAS aka Gochu/ Dru Rite)
"BAWITABA" by KIB ROCK blares out. "Introducing first the team out of the newly formed stable Flying Fury, both recently sent to Division 1 for D2. This is the team of FAS.......and.........Dru Rite!!!!"
Both trying to make some big names, and winning the tag belts would really help that out. "BAWITABA" seems to be Flying Fury's theme song. Here comes the newcomers from division two, fans give them good ovations for relatively rookies. Flying Fury already gang beat Kurt Swagger and helped out Head to defeat Big Machine. Flying Fury is sure using their strength in numbers!
"Enter Sandman" hits the speakers. "Introducing next.....the BJWC Tag Team Champions!!!! Both valued members of the LAW!!! It is the team of Tyler Lee............ and the Hardcore Champ........... Reaper!!!!"
The fans go nuts as the champs step out. The crowd goes nuts!!! Flying Fury charge them on the ramp!!! Trying to work on both men as fast as they can the ref calls for the bell. Flying Fury quickly with the advantage. Both hit DDT's! They both hit elbow drops!!! Dru Rite hits a gut wrench powerbomb to Tyler Lee!!!!! Reaper ducks a punch and hits an inverted atomic drop to FAS. Then gives a leaping piledriver to Dru Rite and rolls him to ringside. Tyler Lee and FAS the legal men. Wait!
Here comes the Hardcore Pizan!!! Dante!!! He attacks Reaper on the apron and hits THE HIT!!!! At ringside!!!! Reaper is out cold!!! Tyler Lee turns for a tag and finds Reaper on the floor!!! He sees Dante and Datne pulls his foot out from under him!!!! The fans boo Dante!!! Tyler Lee runs after Reaper!!! The ref is starting the count out!!!! Tyler Lee sprints to the back!!! The ref gonna make the count out!!!! 1......2......3......4......5.....6. Only Reaper still left anywhere he rolls into the ring and barely can move after Dante applied the Hit at ringside! 7......8........9.....10!!! Well this one is over!!! A countout!!! Wait!!!
Down the entrance comes Tyler Lee spilling face first rolling down the ramp!!!! It's The Horde!!! The Innovator of Offense TA Tyrone Algaurd and Dru rite together!!!! TA hits the COCK BOTTOM on Reaper inside the ring!!!! Tyler Lee walks into Dru Rite and he lifts him over his and a DOUBLE TEAM SHOULDERBREAKER!!!!! Ohh man!!!! Tyler Lee and Reaper have just been spiked by the HORDE the newest Tag Team contenders in the BJWC!!!
They exits to boos and the LAW lucky to escape with the titles.
WINNERs: Double Countout No Contest
James Edgebrook: Wow!!! Flying Furies Horde tag team looks amazingly powerful. I think Dante may pick up some heat fro costing Flying Fury a shot here tonight! But this leaves the door open for Dru and TA to clean house in the tag division! It was a short short match. And Flying Fury once again doing the damage and walking away unharmed.
I hear wedding bells. We have BJWC Employees setting up the little ceremony for TA and Danica. This should be a special event for two special people!
Tyrone Alguard and Danica's Wedding
(The ring is all decked out with the fake chapel thing and white streamers and a piano player at ringside.)
BJWC's finest come out through the entryway to cheesy wedding music (all are invited no matter what) THey all come out and take seats on teh entry way. Than BAWITDABA Blares over the PA system. (The theme song of the Flying Fury) Out first walks F.A.S. he walks alone and goes to the ring. Than Rich Head who is accompanied by a 20 ounce bottle of orange soda. Dru Rite and Lindsay Young Come out next all elogant and such.
*The music cuts off to Wanna Be a Baller*
Edgebrook- And here comes the man of the hour The Annihilator Tyrone Alguard!!!!
He comes out and the fans go nutz the pyro streams down T.A. takes of his glasses as he turns and looks at the entry way as the Wedding song starts up and Out steps Danica in her wedding gown. Ken Masters is acting as her guardian and gives her away. and she joings Tyrone up at the altar.
Wedding ceremonies take place most people use the time to get drinks or use the facilities. Half way thru them the lights go out!!!!!
Cyris Raven?!!? From Division 2 comes out!!! TA look irate!!! Cyris Raven just takes a seat and sits and made that entrace just to watch.
Preist: Do you T.A. take this woman to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold, in sickenss and in health unitl you both shall part?
TA: I Do
(Same question to Danica)
Danica: I Do
Now if anyone has any reason for these two not to be married let them speak now our forever hold their piece.
(Just than a bunch of big burly guys in suits walk out form backstage and surrond the ring making it impossible for anyne to get in.)
*T.A. takes the mic*
TA: I took the pre caution just in case someone would try to get in. If you wanna get in still try getting through some of my bouncer buddies from New York....
I now prenounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride....
They kiss and then exit to a mix between the Flying Furies theme by Kid Rock and cheesy wedding music as various BJWC Superstars throw rice and flower pedal at them.
James Edgebrook: Congrats to Tyrone and Danica. They are truely a family. What better couple to make history here tonight? For them Love does NOT Hurt!!!! A beutiful ceremony i'm glad it turned out well, and I saw the security back there earlier TA made sure no one could stop that wedding from happening and he did a great job!
Goldfest last year we witnessed history! A steel cage filled with Billy Jay/ Brian Hart and Blood and Guts. And next is the 2nd Annual BECM!!! Boss versus Employee Cage Match!!! Billy Jay got his ass kicked last year, and now wants revenge, and Harte want a World Title shot!! He just wants to get his 4th title to match Dan Deharts!!! This Cage Match should be a battle. Both heels both crave to kill the other. Who will prevail this year?
2nd Annual Boss Vs Employee Cage Match
Jay/Harte Series Number 2
Harte wins he gets a World Title Shot
Billy Jay
Vs
Brian Harte
"Ready or Not" by the Fugees starts up over the speakers. "Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, a man hated by most BJWC fans. Standing at 6 foot 2. Weighing 233. A man that has held his share of titles, one of the true TRICKSTERs of the Sport! He is none other than the Bad Guy Himself .............BRIAN HARTe!!!!!"
The fans boo like never before and even throw things at Harte as he approaches the ring. He pretends he doesn't even see the fans. He rolls in the ring telling the cage to be lowered!
"Calm like a Bomb" by Rage Against the Machine screeches over the speakers. "Introducing from the Wrestling famous state of MINNESOTA! The OWNER! The CREATOR! The PRESIDENT! The LAW! The UNION! The COUNCIL!! The ONE the ONLY..........BILLY JAY !!!!!!!"
Fans boo Billy Jay not as bad as Harte and some think this will be the start of his FACE turn! It could possibly be. Some fans are cheering that is only reason for them to cheer! Billy Jay jogs to the ring. His wrestlings tights have Harte's face with a crack down the middle for Love Hurts. Billy Jay nods to the ref to get the match started and the cage lands and the bell rings!!! As soon as the bell rings comes......
Melanie Stenson....
Paco Delgado........
Dante..........
Slick Rick......
Bobby Magic.......
Seven..........
Bruce Dray.........
All out to get Harte!!! Harte kicks Billy Jay in the gut!!! He then laughs at the people climbing as ANOTHER cage is being lowered on top of the first one. This madness all the people now have climb two cages to get over the top!!! Every is still climging just very very slowly!!!!
Billy Jay with a low blow from behind and reaches down and pulls up his suitcase and takes out the Barbed wire chair!!! CRACK!!!! Right across the face!!!! Harte is bleeding!!! Billy Jay pokes the end of the chair to Brian's face. Brian with a leg sweep and slams Billy Jays face into the cage and runs his forehead along the fense. People are getting close to the top of the seocnd cage. Brian Harte laughs again and ANOTHER CAGE STACKS ON TOP OF THE SECOND ONE!!!! Leaving no place to climb!!!! But into the rafters which won't help!!!! Everyone climbing the cage is now enraged with Harte.
Billy Jay with a clothesline!!! Then a DDT!!!! Brian Harte sits up again!!! Billy Jay with a barbed chair to the back!!! CRACKED IT HARD OVER HIS BACK!!!! Harte doubles over in pain!!! Billy Jay SUPERKICK!!!! What a superkick by the Prez he grabs Harte legs and steps thru and locks on the SHARPSHOOTER!!!! Billy Jay locks on Harte own move!!! Harte begins to reverse it and Billy Jay releases off the ropes!!!! FLYING CROSS BODY!!!! Billy Jay lays back in the arm bar submission!!! If Harte give up here it is over!!! This is Billy Jay's finisher!!! It's the COUNCIL CLUTCH!!!! Harte with powder to the eyes!!!! How did he get powder!?!?!? Right to Billy Jay's eyes!!! He breaks the hold!!!! Billy Jay swings the chair like a mad man!!! Hits Harte in the leg!!! Harte bleeding from the barbed wire shots!!!! Wait!!! Harte rolls behind him HANDCUFFS HIM!!! TO THE CAGE!!!! Billy Jay tells Paco to use the cutters and he does just in time for Billy Jay to duck the chair shot!!!!
Billy Jay hits a DDT on the chair!!!! All of a sudden!!!! THe apron is being cut open!!!! It's........The Innovator of Offense!!!! TA Tyrone Algaurd!?!?! Still in his tux!!! How did he get under the ring????? He is going after Harte!!! No he turns and cracks Billy Jay over the head!!! The fan are booing!!!! How did TA get under there?!?! He grabs Billy Jay and hits the TOTAL ANNHILATION!!!! Billy Jay is pulled up!!!! SUPERKICK!!!!! Harte puts Billy Jay on the top ropes and puts the chair on the mat!!!! SUPERPLEX on the BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!! Fans are booing like crazy!!!! Billy Jay is bleeding all over again!!!
Billy Jay is sat up on the top ropes again!!! Harte going for something else now!!! Billy jay headbutts him off!!! DROP KICK!!! Caught! Harte caught Billy Jay's legs and steps thru!!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! TA Tyrone Algaurd with the barbed wire steel chair as Harte has him in the Sharpshooter!!!!! Billy Jay has no chance this is not fair!!! Paco is trying to cut a new doorway, but not in time as the ref declares Billy Jay unable to continue by KO!!!!
WINNER: Brian Harte by KO with help from the Innovator of Offense
James Edgebrook: What a match!!!! What a battle folks!!! Billy Jay was almost looking like wrestler and than as we suspected Harte had another master plan and Tyrone Alguard jeopordizes his future by attacking the prez. Possibly a bad move. Billy Jay and Harte both bloodied up. Billy Jay being dragged out on a stretcher. He may not be able to watch the Main Event!
Next we have the second to last match!!! The first ever BLACK JACK HELL match!!!! Inside a steel cell. Barbed wire from the ceiling. A BlackJack table hanging way at the top!!! Winner will be the one that puts the other thru the table!!!! This Triple Threat should be one of a kind!!! And be another BJWC Hardcore Classic!
BLACK JACK HELL HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
Hell in the Cell Ladder Match barbed wire hanging from the cell and a Black Jack Table hanging winner must drive their opponent thru the one solitary table
Reaper (Hardcore Champ)
Vs
Darren Anthony
Vs
Slick Rick
"LAW" by LAWguys blasts over the sound system. "Introducing first! The current Hardcore and one half of the Tag Team Champions. He is......the true hardcore legend......REAPER!!!!!!!!"
Fans go wild!!! Reaper has too much gold for one man!!!! Reaper has amzingly defended his hardcore ttle since he won it. Darren has been at his throught for weeks now. And Reaper and Slick Rick's fued began a few weeks ago. All three have reason kill each other.
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts up. "Introducing next the former Hardcore Champion. He is the one known for his forklift limo attacks in the parking lot and known to lure anyone ibto his traps...........DARREN ANTHONY!!!!!!!"
Fans boo him like crazy!!! Darren flicks off Reaper so Reaper dives into the ring and those two begin and the bell rings!!!! And here comes the crazy coo coo face!!!!! Slick rick is simply nuts!!!!!
"Batwidaba" by Kid Rock blast thru the arena. "Hailing from Montreal, Canada. Standing at 6 foot 6. Weighing in at 287 pounds. He is the Slickster!!!!!.................SLICK RICK!!!!!!!"
He is driving a small PEPSI truck to the ring?!! I told you this guy was bonkers!!! I knew it!!! He pulls out a hose connected to the back tank of the truck!!!! Slick Rick turns it on!!! Darren and Reaper are fighting in the cell not paying attention!!!! HE SPRAYS THE RING AND EACH FAN IN THE FIRST THREE ROWS!!! This is what he meant by STICKY!!! Now I get it!!!! Slick rick grabs a mic!!! Reaper and Darren are pissed and are coming to get him!!!!
Slick Rick : We know how you love Pepsi, especially you Darren so we thought it would be a cool thing to wrestle in some . ( thinking ) Oups ! silly us , we are the Pepsimaniac ! Stupid ! stupid ! stupid !( he starts to laugh licking the Pepsi of his arms )
He's licking pepsi off his elbows!! That is nasty as hell. Reaper and Darren comes racing out after Slick climbs up his truck and grabs the cage and climbs to the top of the cell!!! Even I, James Edgebrook, have Pepsi all over my desk and hair and suit. They are all climbing to the top of the CELL!!!! Darren and Slick Rick up first trading blows spinning elbow to Slick Rick!!! Bicycle kick to Reaper and Darren is cleaning house!!! Darren reaches his hand thru the cage and pulls out some barbed wire and tries to choke Reaper with it!!! The fans are chanting Reaper!!!! Reaper with a snap mare!!!! Slick Rick and Reaper grab Darren!!!! DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!! THRU THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!! Oh my god!!!! Darren was just sent 15 F*CKING FEET THRU the CAGE AND THRU BARBED WIRE THAT IS SUPOSED TO BE FOR THAT LADDER IN THE RING!!!
Reaper tries to throw Slick down but he hits a mule kick!!! SLICKDRIVER!!!! On the cage!!! Oh man that was awesome!!! Slick Rick is gonna do a SUICIDE DIVE 15 FEET ONTO DARREN!!!!! NO!!! Reaper has his foot!!!! Darren to his feet in real pain he is setting up the ladder!!! But not for the barbed wire of the table!!! He wants out of the cage to the top to get revenge!!!! Reaper gets clobbered with a clothesline!!! Then barbedwire to the Hardcore Champs head!!! Slick turns around!!! Darren catches him!!!! Kick to Slick's gut a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB JUMPING BACK DOWN the 15 foot HOLE!!!!! OHH MY GOD!!!!! THey went thru the MAT!!!! They ripped a whole!!! Last match TA ripped it and came thru the bottom they fix it and now Slick Rick and TA both smashed thru and in the rubble!!!! Fans are going nuts!!!! Reaper stands at the top yelling to the crowd!!! He aims his jump!!! 20 FOOT SUICIDE SPLASH!!!!!! Reaper with the biggest SPLASH EVER!!!! All three men are in the whole and none are moving!!!!
Reaper out first sits on the ladder and pulls out BRASS KNUCKLES!!! He lines them up!!! He sees still noone is coming so he slowly goes up and grabs the table and tosses the BlackJack table down!!!! Reaper then hops down right itno the big boot of Darren. Slick Rick pulls himself up!!! Slick Rick is laid across the table!!! Darren climbs the ladder!!! Reaper grabs Darren off the ladder from a powerbomb!!! He runs for it!!! Slick Rick with a body check breaker the move!!!! Just in time!!!!
Slick Rick climbing back to the top of the cage!!! Darren follows!!! Reaper climbs the ladder and pulls down barbed wire and wraps it around has brassknuckles!!! Reaper works on that while, Darren and Slick duke it out 15 feet in the air!!!! Darren goes for the HEART ATTACK!!! Ducked SLICK DRIVER no reversed Slick lands behind IRISH WHIPs Darren off the end of the CELL!!! NO!!! Reversed now Slick going off the EDGE!!! No!!!! Reversed again and Darren goes FLYING into the TAB of PEPSI!!!! Darren already sticky stands up and climbs back on the cage!!! Slick is looking for a jump to make on Reaper!!! Darren spits Pepsi into Slicks eyes!!!! Slick stumbles!!! Falls backwards!!!! THRU THE TABLE!!!! Ohh man!!!! Slick Rick fell 15 feet thru the hole and thru the BLACKJACK TABLE!!!! Reaper is pissed!!! Darren won by spitting pop into his face!!! Reaper grabs Slick Rick and jabs his brass barbed wire knuckles!!! And hits him over and over in the head and Slick Ricks head is bleeding all over!!!! This is gruesome!!!! What a match!!! Reaper gets the unlucky draw!!! Reaper kicks open the door and punches Darren with his barbed wire brass knuckles!!!! Darren bleedin gall over now!!!! Reaper holds the Hardcore Title up for the fans then hits the ref with his weapon and Slick Rick again and drops the title over Darren's body!!!! And exits to a huge ovation holding his arm up letting the blood run down his elbow!!!!
WINNER: Darren Anthony becomes BJWC Hardcore Champ once again
James Edgebrook: OHH MY GOD!!! They are probably all seriously injured for life!!! Slick rick loses due to pepsi in the face!!! Odd twist of fate for the psycho!!! Reaper was putting on the foil if you will, but got the shaft as he couldn't do anything about losing belt that time!!!! What a wild turn of events and Darren is hardcore again!!!
Hold the Phone folks more commotion in the house of Georgia Dome....
BACKSTAGE COMMOTION
What the hell is this?!?!? The camera shows a back room and Tyler Lee is handcuffed wearing his Tag Team Belt to the poles not moving eyes closed. The camera pans and Reaper who just got done fighting is beside him!!! The camera man hears rustling and turns around a guy is running at him......
"Get outta here!!!!"
The camera falls to the floor and the cmaera man is running down the hall in fear!!!!
James Edgebrook: WHAT THE HELL GOING ON?!?!?! The LAW, Tag Champ abducted right before the Main Event takes place!!!! Dan Dehart and Lanier set to go next. That could have been anyone setting the LAW up!!! Dan Dehart is the champ and he has been working his ass off training for this match up. Then there is Lanier who has been working for this match since Goldfest!!! This is the craziest World Title Match ever, the two most even guys in BJWC History go head to head!!! Something has to give!! Only one man can walk out with the belt!!! There fued has grown ever so strong with Lanier taking Tyler Lee away from Dan and turning on the UNION. Then Dan taking Tyler Lee, back and forming the LAW!!! Plus, that cage match these two already had 3 weeks ago!!!! This should be the greatest match in BJWC History!!!! Let's get to it!!!! It's time for LOVE HURTs Pay Per View Main Event!!!!
World Title Match
Dan Dehart (World Champ)
Vs
Lanier "Strictly Business" Riley
"Taking Care of Business" echos thru the arena. "Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. (Crowd pops for their home town mention.) Standing at 6 foot 2. Weighing in at 252 pounds. He is STRICTLY BUSINESS.................LANIER RILEY!!!!!!!"
Lanier steps out to a huge reaction. Many cheer but many boos. He is wearing an arm band reading "Tommy" in hope that his best friend Tommy is ok. Tommy if your listening, we all here at the BJWC Wish you luck man!!! We all love ya in BJWC Land. Lanier looks totally serious. He rolls into the ring. Lanier is STRICTLY BUSINESS tonight! The last few weeks Lanier has been thru some tough stuff, with Red Ski Masked Man harrassing and then abducting him, but at least he got rest. He hasn't wrestled for over two weeks. Will he be rusty?
Fans begins to chant "Dan.....Dan" Lanier and Taking Care of Business ends. Lanier stands in the center of the ring waiting in readiness.
"Big Gun" by AC/DC begins. "Hailing from Bloomington, Illinois, weighing in at 290, pounds and standing at 6 foot 8. The current BJWC World Champion. He is.................Dan Dehart!!!!!!!"
Fans fly out of their seat screaming for their champion. Dan steps out with the big BJWC Gold around his waist. The first man in BJWC History to become a 4-time champion! The last few weeks Dan has been thru hell and back. He not only had to fight 8 Title matches since becoming champ he actually lost it, two weeks ago on RIOT, and had to go thru hell again to get it last week. Some say it sparked new life in the Champ. Plus, since Goldfest, he has been screwed at every corner by The "D" Man who we learned is Diadem aka Eric the Red the BJWC's News Guy! He is still the World Champ walking down the ramp. But how much did it take out of him? The fans think he can do it. But will he have what it takes to be the champ walking back up the ramp?
Both men climb in the ring the ref shows both men what they are fighting for and holds it in the air the fans give a pop. Suddenly the lights flicker and the Japanese logo appeard on the BJTron.
"I am coming for you Dehart!" (In a deap Raspy voice)
Lanier and Dan look confused and shake it off and regain attention!!! The BELL RINGS!!!! The match begins with Dan Dehart hitting an arm drag. Both men have never worked so hard in their life for this match. Both men do not wish to lose and hope that they will be wearing gold when the PPV comes to an end. Lanier with a samoan drop. Dan right back up and hits a sidewalk slam!!! Both men using their full aresonal!!! Lanier whips Dan reversed!!! Lanier reverses that whip and pulls Dan into a RELEASE OVER HEAD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Fans go nuts!!! This match is already living up to expectation. Both with their hardest work ever and it is paying off. Lanier clotheslines Dan over the top ropes!!!! NO!!! Dan lands on the apron!!! HIP TOSSES LANIER OVER THE TOP ROPES LANDING SMACKED AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Fans are going wild!!! Dan with an ELBOW DROP FROM THE APRON TO RINGSIDE!!! Dan is pulling out all the stops!!!! Lanier REVERSES and whip and sends Dan into the gaurdrail he then pulls out a table from under the ring and slides it into the ring. Then grabs another and sets it up at ringside. Dan charges Lanier!!!!
LANIER WAS READY AND CATCHES DAN WITH A POWERSLAM THRU THE TABLE!!! What a jumping powerslam!!!! Lanier rolls Dan into the ring and covers!!!! 1............2.....KICKOUT!!!! Already a table broken and Lanier setting one into the corner!!!! Lanier whips Dan at it!!!! Dan jumps over it to the top ROPE!!! What a jump!!! Lanier stunned at Dan's athletic ability, Dan with a MISSLE DROP KICK across almost the entrie ring!!! Dan with a pump handle slam!!!! Cover! 1............2.KICKOUT!!! Dan stumbles into the corner to rest. Lanier getting to his feet!!! DAN CHARGES!!!! SPEAR!!!! THRU THE TABLE!!!!! THRU THE TABLE SPEAR BY DAN!!!!! Lanier has shards of table in his back and is wedged in the corner!!!! Fans are going nuts!!!! Dan slow to his feet, pulls up Lanier!!! DEVASTATOR!!!! NO!!! Lanier with a low blow!!! Double Arm DDT!!!! Lanier with a quick elbow drop!!! Lanier locks on a sleeper!!!! This could end the match right here!!!! Lanier locks it on good!!! fans are chanting Dan's name!!! The ref checks his arm, Dan stands up form his knee!!!! He then twirls and sends Lanier flying thru the ropes to ringside!!!! Lanier and Dan both down. Dan sets a chair inside the ring like he is going to do a triple jump moonsault but before he has a chance, Lanier pulls him to ringside! Lanier then with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX on the cement!!!! Lanier rolls into the ring!!! He climbs to the top ropes!!!!
Lanier FROM THE TOP ROPES TO RINGSIDE!!!! Missle DROP KICK!!!! CAUGHT INTO A POWERBOMB THRU THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! What a reversal!!!! Oh my god!!!! Lanier's back must be full off wood!!! Blood is seeping from his lower back!!! Dan Dehart is only slightly cut above the eye. Dan slow to his feet, he pulls up Lanier and rolls him into the ring. Lanier has already been put thru two tabes this match is already over. Dan setting up the DEVASTATOR!!! The fans are going nuts!!! The World Champ lifts hi.....NO!!! Lanier hooks his foot onto the ropes!!! Dan upset tries again!!! Lanier gets his other foot into the ropes!!!! Dan sets with down!! CLOTHESLINE!!! NO!!! Ducked!!! Lanier off the ropes FLYING FIST!!!! Dan drops to the mat!!!! Lanier just clobbered the ref!!!! The ref spills to the mat!!! Lanier turns around right into Dan's grip!!! DEVASTATOR!!!!! OH MY DAN HIT IT TOO PERFECTION!!!! Dan with a cover!!!! Ref still out!!! Wait!!! Here comes another REFEREE!!!! Fans are going nuts!!! Dan sees the new ref slide in and covers Lanier riley again!!!! 1............2...........3NO!!! KICKOUT!!!!!! WHAT?!!?!?!? Lanier kicked out of the DEVASTATOR!!! Yes after a good 20 seconds but still!!!! Dan pulls him right back up and hits a sit out powerbomb into poinning position!!!! Lanier grabs the ropes!!!! 1............2Ref sees the rope break!!!! Dan off the ropes Lanier with a drop toe hold sending the Champ face first into the steel chair set in the ring earlier!!!! Fans oww!!!! As Dan's face really hits hard!!! Dan's eye is bleeding worse and his cheek is swelling up now. Lanier's neck is bruised and his back looks like someone took a meat schreader to him. Lanier with a LEAPING BULLDOG!!!!!! What a move!!!! Dan's face again splatting face first into the mat. Lanier with a running leg drop!!! Lanier is calling for it!!! There is now to legal refs in the ring!!!! Lanier to the top ropes!!!! FROG SPLASH!!!! FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!!! Lanier knocks the air out of himself also. He holds his ribs and rolls to his kness and regathers his breath and falls over Dan Dehart!!!!! 1............2............3NO!!!! Kickout!!!! WHAT??!!? Now Dan kicked out of Lanier's STRICTY BIZ DROP!!!! Lanier is pissed!!! Chair shot to Dan's face!!!!
Lanier climbs to ringside!!! He sets up a table and drags Dan's unmoving body and pulls him on top of the table the fans all rise and go nuts!!! Lanier climbs to the top ropes!!!! STRICTLY BIZ DROP!!!!!! HE HIT IT THRU A TABLE FROM THE TOP OF THE TOP ROPE AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Dan is surely dead!!! What a fight he put up!!!! What a match it was!!!! Lanier again holding his ribs after that stunning frog splash, he rolls Dan into the ring crawls in behind!!! Cover!!!! 1.............2............3NO!!! Kickout again!?!?!?! What the HELL?!?!!? Is that possible? Lanier pulls him up again!!!! PILEDRIVER!!! Now locking on a Boston Crab!!! Lanier using everymove in his book!!!! He's got it locked in the center of the ring!!!! Fans are chanting Dan's name, but he can't hear it, he isn't moving, probably not breathing either!!! Ref checks his arm!!! Drops his arm!!!! Holds it again!!!! Drops it again!!!! Holds it up again!!! Dan clinches his fist acround the ref's hand the other ref continues to ask him if he quits!!!! Dan pushes up and spins to his shoulder to break the hold!!! Dan hops to his feet with a body splash!!! Dan is nuts!!! His face is swullen and he is pissed!!! BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR IN THE RING!!!! Dan quickly rolls to ringside.
Sets up a table at ringside!!! Dan has found a seocnd wind somehow!! But it won't last long!!! He is going to POWERBOMB Lanier over the ropes thru the table at ringside!!!! NO!!! Lanier falls out and off the ropes and DROP KICK!!!! Dan flips over the top ropes but lands hard on the apron!!! Lanier runs at the ropes to knock Dan off!!!! NO!!! Dan caught him!!!! INVERTED SUPLEX!!!!! THRU THE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Dan sent Lanier face first thru the table!!! Lanier has sits up and spits out a peice of table and lays back down. Dan then rolls him into the ring!!!! Cover!!! 1...........2...........3.NO!!!! WHAT THE *UCK?!?!?! Kicked out aain!!! Neither man can get a pinfall if their life depended on it!!!!! Dan sits Lanier on the top ropes!!!! Dan climbs with him after a few shots to the gut!!!! HE IS GOING FOR A TOP ROPES DEVASTATOR!!!! NO!!! Lanier with a headbutt!!! Grabs him for a belly to belly suplex!!!! Blocked by Dan!!! Both keeping their balance on the top ropes!!!!! They both trade blows and Dan tries a belly to belly!!!! NO!!! THEY START TO FALL!!!!! THEY BOTH CRASH THRU JAMES EDGEBROOKS TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!! Both bouncing off the cement hard as hell, the table not serving enough protection!!!! Both men are going all out and bleeding from head to toe. Damn LOVE DOES HURT!!!!!
Each ref checks a guy. They make sure they are ok!!! Dan first to move and he crawl is a painful position and climbs into the ring a lays their as the fans scream. Lanier stands next leaning at ringside he climbs to the apron!!! The refs climbs back in the ring!!! Lanier climbs to the tope ropes!!!! Dan still in the middle of the ring!!! Lanier GOING FOR ANOTHER STRICTLY BIZ DROP!!!!! HE JUMPS!!!!! WHAT?!?!?! DAN jumped and tried to catch him his legs gave out and BOTH MEN CRASH BOTH SLAMMING THEIR HEADS TO THE MAT DRAPPED OVER EACH OTHER!!!! Each ref counts!!!! 1.............2...............3!!!!!
It's OVER!!!! But who won?!?!?! Each ref is holding up the others hand!!!!! Dan can't stand under his own power either can Lanier!!! Neither know what even happened. Lanier grabs the chair and tosses it into Dan's face!!! The ref holds up Lanier's hand. Lanier thinks he has won!!! Lanier never saw the other the ref holding Dan's hand!!!! This ref is handing Lanier the belt!!! The other ref is trying to take it away!!!! OH MY GOD!!! This is bad!!!! The ref's are fighting over who is champ!!!!!
James Edgebrook: Folks, Lanier Riley thinks he has just defeated Dan Dehart with the "Strictly Biz Drop!!" We've got ourselves a new champ according to one ref!!! Lanier Riley thinks he has done it!! He's climbing each turnbuckle raising the belt to the fans and he's getting quite the cheer from his hometown here in Hotlanta!! Hold the phone... here comes the Red Ski Masked Man with a chair!!
[The Red Ski Masked Man comes bolting down to the ring with a steel chair in his hands. He slides through the ropes, and Lanier was watching him the whole time, waiting for him to approach. The Red Ski Masked Man gets in the ring, gets to his feet and swings at Lanier Riley, but Lanier ducks and he goes tumbling into the ropes where he gets tangled up. Lanier kneels to his knee as he can barley stand he uses the chair as a crutch!!!! He should really find the stretcher! He comes the medics to ringside.]
James Edgebrook: Folks, The Red Ski Masked Man tried to swing at Lanier Riley, but Lanier ducked and The Red Ski Masked Man lost his balance and fell into the ropes where he appears to be tangled right now.. Folks, don't go away yet, this is just cookin up!!
[Lanier grabs the Red Ski Masked Man by the throat, and then takes his other hand and gets a good grip on his mask. He rips off the mask and it is none other than....]
James Edgebrook: Kurt Swagger?!?!? Folks, Kurt Swagger is the Red Ski Masked Man, I don't believe it......the NA and TV Champ is the man under the Red Ski Mask... Lanier is going back to take a crack at him.... What!!!
[Lanier goes to swing at Kurt, and then the two start hugging and laughing and slapping hands. The whole thing was a hoax.]
James Edgebrook: Lanier Riley and Kurt Swagger are together!! Lanier promised new members, but who would have ever thought? I don't believe this... I don't believe this!! Folks, the whole thing was a hoax from the beginning. Kurt and Lanier have been together since day one!!
[Just as he finishes saying that, the lights go out.]
*Thump-Thump*
James Edgebrook: Oh NO!!! Folks, Diadem is in the building... we've all seen this before!! What does he need to be here for? The lights are gone, and I'm just waiting to see a sneak attack.
*Thmp-Thmp*
[The lights stay out for a few more moments, and then they come back on. Can you believe what you see? It's not only Diadem, it's "The Salz too"]
James Edgebrook: Folks, Diadem is in the center of the ring, Dehart is still dazed, resting up against one turnbuckle, but his eyes are wide open now as he gazes into Diadem's eyes!! This is the genuine look of fear!! Lanier and Kurt are both in the corner crouched up together! Diadem's got 'em all freaked! Wait.. In the center of the ring is Salz!!! He's all tied up in the center of the ring, and motionless!! I don't believe this!! Diadem's walking toward Dan!
[Diadem walks over toward Dan, picks him up and gives him a chokeslam. Dan lays there motionless, and then he walks over to Salz, who is all tied up and gives him a Chokeslam. Salz shakes on the ground for a while, but then lays still from the pain. Diadem then walks over to Kurt and Lanier, and grabs both of them by the neck. He starts to do the chokeslam, but then stops and points down at Salz. Lanier and Kurt both nod, and then they go to work on Salz and Dan. A quick clip comes up on the BJ-a-tron showing that Tyler and Reaper are tied up in the back, while Dan and Salz seem to be helpless.]
James Edgebrook: Folks, are Lanier, Kurt and Diadem together? What the hell is going on? They're pointing down at Salz, and it appears they're going to go to work on him... wait, they're now pointing at Dan. Maybe they want to go to work on him first!
[Kurt picks Dan's limp body off the ground, picks him up, puts him in a standing headscissors, grabs underneath each arm and pedigrees him.]
James Edgebrook: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES!!! TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES!! I don't believe it... He just gave him that move that has finished off about six or seven other opponents... all the opponents he's faced since he's been here. Dan is out cold!! Lanier is climbing to the top....
.... "STRICTLY BIZ DROP!!!" Kurt and Diadem held Dan's arms and legs and Lanier just soared through the air and hit the Strictly Biz Drop!! I don't believe this! Diadem picks him off the ground and... DDT!!! He just DDTED him!!! Kurt is heading outside the ring!
[Kurt heads outside the ring and grabs the chair he originally came in with. He then heads back inside, and tells Lanier to pick Dan up and hold him still. Lanier grabs both arms of Dehart, and tells Kurt to go at it. Kurt swings back and....]
[WHACK!!]
[Kurt nails him with the chair right in the face. Dan starts bleeding again and falls to the ground. Diadem puts him on his back, straddles him, and starts slapping him in the face and mocking him. Lanier and Kurt laugh at the demonstration, and then Diadem tells them it's time for Salz.]
[The three men walk over to Salz, and Lanier tells Kurt to do Truth or Consequences again. He picks Salz up, puts him in the standing headscissors....]
James Edgebrook: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENES ON SALZ!! I don't believe this!! Salz is all tied up!! He can't even move!! Folks, we're gonna need more paramedics in this place.. get some help.... this is horrid. Wait a minute.. Kurt's picking him up again....
.... ANOTHER ONE!! He did it right on the steel chair!! Salz is out of it, and his face is now busted open!! I don't believe it! Diadem and Kurt are setting Salz up to where he's laying on the chair for Lanier to go at him... They're holding him down.... Lanier to the top rope.... "Strictly Biz Drop!!" "Strictly Biz Drop!!" Lanier gets up and starts laughing.. fans are booing.. folks....this is.. Wait, Lanier is going to the top again!! He sets it up... ANOTHER ONE!! Another Strictly Biz Drop!! I don't believe this!!! He's done two Strictly Biz Drops right on that steel chair. Lanier is heading to the outside.
[Lanier heads to the outside and pulls a table out from under the ring. He throws it in the ring, sets it up, and lays Salz on top of it. He decides that's not a good idea, so he throws him off the table, and tells the guys to hold on a minute. He heads back outside, grabs two more tables, throws them in the ring and stacks them on the other already standing table. They put Salz on top of it, and Diadem heads to the top rope....]
James Edgebrook: A LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THREE TABLES!! Debris is everywhere, Salz is bloodied and out cold!! I've never seen a beating quite like this! Lanier rolls him off the broken tables and spits directly in his face!! He spit right on him, and Diadem is grabbing the mic.
Diadem: "Well that was entertaining!!! So all of you fans might be wondering what this {points to Kurt and Lanier} is all about.Well the two of them collectivly hold all the titles that matter? Why is that? Simple. Because we--because they--deserve it. We are the BJWC. We are the first and final word in this rat hole of a fed. A fed that I re-built from nothing. A fed that I rebuilt with these men. We are the best thing going today. We are "No Gimmick Needed." And, Salz, you can kiss our collective asses. Cuz as of right now, Kurt, Lanier, and myself own this place. Yeah that's right. We're taking over. We got better things to do than sit around and wait for Salz to grow the balls to come back and face the real men,or Tyler to finally step out of Dan's shadow. We got better things to do then fool around with simpletons like Reaper, who thinks they're hardcore. Yea, this is awesome. This is hardcore. This is "Suicide." This is "Strictly Business." As of right now, the Law Has FAILED....
Dan....I've been saying this from day one. Do you know the reason the Law failed? Because You were missing ONE simple component that was keeping you from greatness....
A Foundation....
[Diadem starts scratching at his face, pulling off what seems to be Face Putty, revealing that the person who's been claiming to be Diadem for months now, is actually PONCE!]
Ponce: Checkmate...
[Ponce lets out a chuckle, and hands the mic. to Lanier, who has the belt draped over his right shoulder.]
Lanier: Dan, Dan, Dan... What can I say? Just like I said a while back, "what can I say about someone who is a complete and utter disappointment like yourself?" What is there for me to say now that I've stripped you of the only thing that held guys like Tyler and Reaper together? Well, I've thought of five precious words....
....F(censor)ck you.
......F(censor)ck the fans.
[The fans start to boo and they begin throwing objects in the ring, in a haste.]
That's right. You fans did nothing for me. You fans didn't start cheering for me until you saw me as a threat to Dan Dehart. When Merlin beat me at Rage Wars, I was booed. Now I get cheered. Cheer me all you want. In fact, I command you to cheer me, because I am YOUR champ. I own this place, and you will do what I say! I tell you to shut up, the order will be followed promply. You fans mean about as much to me as these two pieces of shit that just got the "shizit" knocked out of 'em.
[The fans boo some more and start chanting "Law," but it's useless. There's nothing that can be done.]
And now I go back to my original question. "How does it feel?" How does it feel, Dan? How does it feel to know that I've just stripped your title? How does it feel to know that I've put together the most deadly group in all of the BJWC? How does it feel to know that you were outsmarted by the mastermind of all masterminds again?
I gave you the opportunity to gravel at my feet and beg. I gave you the opportunity to surrender to a greater power. But you didn't, Dan. You were so conceited in your ability as a wrestler that you chose to believe that you had me beat. That you had me outsmarted. And just as I promised the first time I saw you 8 months ago... "I'm ALWAYS a step ahead."
[He pauses, circles the ring and then stops where Salz is bloodied up and laying on the canvas. He gets down in Salz's face and slaps him a few times, enticing him to get up and try to do something. But the man is obviously too weak for that. He slaps him one last time and then spits directly in his face, and the fans erupt with "boos."]
How does it feel, Salz? How does it feel to have done to you what you did to the rightful title contenders a year ago? How does it feel to be as incompetent as you are? How does it feel to know that me and my men have just crushed you like the roaches, just as I said? Do I seem so "insignificant" now, Salz? Am I a "petty threat?" Am I someone who wasn't worth wasting the time for months ago? You said I was all of those things, Salz. You said I was insignificant and too worthless for Law to waste their time on. I've now showed you what happens when you insult me. When you try to mock my intelligence, when you try to ridicule my successes. I encourage you to keep it up, Salz. You'll receieve even a worse beating than you took tonight. I know that almost doesn't seem possible, but it'll happen. You have my word.
But Dan, Salz, don't take the beatings you experienced at OUR hands tonight personal. Because you guys should know best, that as always...
[He pauses, looks around the crowd and a few of those "bad guy" fans join in, but only a few, probably less than 20.]
... It's "Strictly Business."
[Lanier smiles and the fans begin booing again. He hands the mic. to Kurt Swagger and Kurt begins to speak.]
Swagger: Each and every week, I've come out here and said "careful what you wish for; cos baby, I just came true!"
[He laughs. The crowd boo, but Swagger just smirks]
Yeah, but you didn't want to believe. You refused to believe. You're all stuck in your cosy little white-bread suburban worlds, hiding behind your white picket fences, cheering on the Dan De-f[CENSORED]ing-harts of this world. Oh no, Dan can never lose. Dan's a hero. Dan's a legend. Well Dan's lying flat on his back in the middle of the ring, with devastation painted all over his worthless carcass. And if you don't like it, blow me...
...a kiss.
[Swagger laughs, and soaks up the hatred from the crowd, who are throwing debris at the ring.]
You're damn right we came true. This is No Gimmick Needed, the most elite force in wrestling history. And yes, we are the bad guys. But the bad guys have the gold. The bad guys have the stroke. And the bad guys have Dan Dehart right where they want him.
[Swagger picks up Dehart and nails him with the Huckleberry (modified Superkick)]
Momma said knock you out... and I just did! See, this isn't about Laws. This isn't about Unions. This isn't about any of those stables of washed up has-beens who just can't cut it any more. This is about excellence. This is about now. This is about where the power lies.
No Gimmick Needed.
Just carve it in stone.
James Edgebrook: (Jaw dropped) I have no comment. Who is the champ? Lanier think he has won it. Dan Salz and Lanier need medics. After Dan's sees the tape will think he won it!!! All I can say is this is the exact replica of what Salz did last year!!! Even the same exact speech he gave!!! Ohh my god!!!! We skip RIOT this week! So I will you next week for the craziest RIOT EVEER!!!! We are out of time because nothing more could go more wrong!!!! Ouch sh*t papercut to my eyeball!!! Crap cut the PPV!!! It is over!!! Love Hurt is ove.........
(Cuts to snow as stretcher are loading Dan Dehart on a strechter)