Carmageddon Bumper Stickers! ~~~~~WARNING: THIS IS RATED 13+ BECAUSE OF MATURE CONTENT, WE AT MWP ADVISE THAT CHILDREN LEAVE THIS AREA AND OR PARENTS ARE WITH THE CHILDREN~~~~~

Pestrian Related Bumper Stickers

• I was sure i would beat him in the race, then he hit me, I made a connect call for free
• Stop in The Name of Gore
• I Break for already deceased
• Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Those Peddies Strolling RAWHIDE!
• Me and You can Play The Thumping beat
• Stay Still and grease My Wheels!
• Run Tortise Here comes the Hare!
• Aw man you should have ran faster!
• Hey ladies can you paint my car a beautiful red?
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
• Peds are cool, they make strange thumping noises
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before hit him.
• Grandma got run over by a John Deer!
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadwhen I struck him.
• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounded off the roofof my car.
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
• In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

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