Roll into Mel's at 7ish
Hear about John and Trisha being retarded
Driving up to Walmart as usual
Drove around cuz it was SUPER early
Decided to go to Perkins--on the west end
Driving down the hill--30 mph
Have to go on the freeway cuz according to Mel there'll be a big sign
Driving half way to Cloud and decide we should turn around
Turn around and head back in--see huge neon Perkins sign
Blond Bimbos(that would be us)
"It"woman
LSD coffee
Ponder how more dumb we could possiably be
Talk about what I would do if we went to Cloud--Stun the hell out of Mel
Feeling nauseous
Drove home--Stargate way
Roll in again
Get to Mel's--she has to listen to Ryan's message enuf for me to be at the point of throwing the phone in the garbage
Mix up some Morgan Silvers & Coke in margarita glasses
Sit and ponder what we're gonna do for the rest of the nite
Talk some more about our everyday converstaion
Mel Calls Dulinski's cell phone cuz he's in Cloud
She calls about 10 times
She talks with one of the guys and says Dawson is in the background telling us to come down so he can get some--or something like that
Mel decides she really wants to go to Cloud at 1:30 am
I say NO!!
She's getting shit ready to go and I'm just yelling at her and saying I wanna but don't wanna go
She's on the phone making sure that they will be up when we get there--she goes into her dresser drawer and throws a condom at me--all I do is stare
She's ready to go and leaving--all I can do is act like a Bitch
We stop to get gas--and peace out of this town
Mel's driving cuz i don't want anything to do with the ride there and everything to come
Make it about 10 miles and Mel's Morgan kicks in--cuz she had more
No washer fluid so she can't see--damned near killed me on the side of a transport
Pull over--I have to drive--which makes me Super Bitch
I had a feeling that something was gonna happen--good or bad
Turn on 23--shittiest road in the world--glare ice
We get behind a trailer that if not for my good eyes--we would have hit it
Finally the idiot turns off in Mora
Now we end up behind every God damned snow plow in the state--set the cruize at 30 mph
We get just outside of Cloud and hear great music--which I totally forgot about the station
We're rarin' to party
We finally get to Cloud and I thought I was gonna die driving in a huge city
Get lost cuz Mel didn't get directions
Finally find the apartment complex and all the fucking apartments look the same
We drive around 2x-ing in the snow
If not for their Vikings flag we would have peaced out
Mel pounds on the door--it's open Justin answers and takes 5 mins to relize who she is
We pee
Hotter than all hell in the apartment
I'm lost and pissed off
Everyone is passed out
We smoke and putz around cuz EVERYONE is out for a week
Anderson tossing an turning in the recliner
Mel decides we need someone to talk to so she goes and wakes up Dawson
Takes him about 5 mins to make his way to the kitchen
He sits down and we talk and smoke
I open my cigarette case to get one totally forgetting about the condom I put there
Me and Mel are trying to hold back our laughing--but it doesn't work
Dawson doesn't notice
Jack Nicholson Smile!!!
We want him to stay up and talk so Mel goes into "his" room to shut off the alarms
About 5 mins later he makes his way to the room to stop her
They are talking in the room and all of a sudden Mel is screaming--No clue what is going on
Mel comes out yelling "Justin, it's Dawson, he's having a seizure"
It takes the morons 4-EVER to get up
I'm standing around--no clue what to do--Call 911?!?!
No one's really doing anything they just leave him
Everything settles down
Ron and Anderson are up so we talk with them till Anderson leaves for school
Then Mel and Justin clean up Dawson's puke--not fun
Mel cleans the kitchen as me and Justin watch the cities news
Ron and Justin fall back asleep--we sat and pondered to leave or not to leave
So we left
The ride to Tobies was so fast and not long at all
NO SMOKES
Get to Tobies--gas, smokes, and donuts
See Kyle--chat with him
leave--drive HOME--small amount of sheriffs
ROAD RAGE
Rool into Mel's @ 10am--not tired @ all
Decide we are going to the Range so I can make it back for High School
Was gonna stop @ Cell1, but figured it'll be open on our way back
Get 20 miles out of Duluth--car stops working
We get out not knowing what to do--open hood to attmep to do something
Some nice guy pulls over and calls a tow truck
Wait 45 mins for him to come
Have to ride in a tow truck--NO SHOCKS!
Arrive @ Smokey's Auto--yeah
Sit for 2 1/2 hours picking out asses
Can't get ahold of Maki---FUCK KNOB
Finally decide to call a cab comapny to see if they'd take a check--they would--PRAISE GOD
Of course we don't get a nice one--we get a ghetto station wagon
Driver is trying to act smart
Mel's trying to tell the idiot the only way to her house
$14 bill for a cab
Get in house check messages--umm NO RYAN
Mom leaves one message--think she's in Duluth--spaz and have to get out of house
Call mom so she can call work for me--Rose is a bitch
Leave for ChiChi's--takes 2 mins
EAT FOOD!!
Putz around in Fitgerzs--Mel found a Cigar shop and wine/liquor shop
Go home--5:30--turn on TV
Maki call--might have gotten some of our mailing
Watch Friends
Pass out for 14 hours
Maki calls @ 9pm Mel spazzes and thinks it's 9am
Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
Get up and have to deall w/Dad and car things
Dad calls work to see what they can do--NOTHING
Has to come get me
Mel goes to work for 9 hours
*NO MEL*
*Dad gets lost and calls from a bar
*On way home stop @ Cell1 to see if they can get my shit reconnected--no help there
*Go to Smokey's tell them they can go ahead w/the repairs
*Get to work--yeah
*FAST FORWARD TO MEL COMING TO THE RANGE*
Meet Mel @ Fingerhut @ 11
She sees my truck and I thought she was going to wet herself laughing
Go to Virginia--try to find an open gas station so we can get a carton
Find one
Go to CK--don't stay very long--till 2am
No key to get in the house--pound on Dad's window
Mel has to turn around when my dad comes to hide the carton
Go home and make pizza and pop corn
Go down stairs--must putz on the puter
Watch "Undressed" every other couple is gay--in the show
Mel accidentally buys "Cruel Intentions" so we watched it--FUCKED UP--soft porn
Talked w/peeps on ICQ from Hibbing
Dad leaves for work and is mad cuz he thought he'd get some sleep as would we--well he thought wrong
We got to bed for 4 hours
Had to get up @ 9:45 to get ready to go to VI
Finally leave the house @ 10:45 when we need to be there @ 11
Meet the Silver team women for brunch since Peggy retired from Fingerhut
Scott Engman shows up w/the 'rents--supposed to meet him @ the mall to do something
Ditch Scott
Walk around the mall wasting time
Stupid people @ Penny's
Mel's Bladder almost burst
Walk from bathroom to car--smoking cuz we like to be ghetto
Cruz around VA--cuz there is nothing to do
Drive by Kishel's house to see if she's home--nope
Decide to waste time and drive to Hoyt Lakes to stalk dickhead Tyler
We drove by his house a couple of times playing Limp Bizkit's "Nookie"--cuz the prick still has my CD--to this day
Had enuf of the "friendly people"--return to VA
Run to Target before Mel pees herself in the car
Lady really likes Mel's hair
See Alex Marwick--good thing Mel had peed or she would have right there
Leave Target and return home--out of things to do
Mel eats bro's pizza
Watch 90210
Be bored till Mel finds Hockey Nite in Canada--oh yeah
We leave in seperate cars cuz she thought she'd leave for home
We leave my truck @ Only Deal's parking lot
We take off for Hibbing cuz we don't know what else to do
Cruz around Hibbing main for 3 hours
Become bewildered by the lights on a truck--only the back ones were on and the car wasn't running
Mel decides she wants to go up "Top of the world/Coffee Grounds" in her Taurus
I'm scared shitless--it's made for truck--BIG ONES
I have to remind her of the cliffs that are really close to my door
Drive to a gas station so Mel can get gas and smokes--kid asks for her ID and she's older than him
Finally give up on finding people cuz they're all at the hockey game that we were unaware of
Hike back to the Range
Almost get blown off the road
Decide to go out for coffee
Mel's "Range Road Rage" kicks in when she pulls into the parking lot
We didn't notice the people in the car getting ready to go in
They just happened to be some of my friends
They graciously let us sit with them
Then my sis and her friends come in
Of course neither of us were pleased to see the other
Bobbi Jo embarrassed herself by acting literally like a retard
Our table left and me and mel had to deal w/their dumbassness
They left--finally got quiet
Brooke and Sara come back and chill for 1/2 hour or so
It was starting to be bar rush and a kid that used to work at Fingerhut(Chris Mast) can in with his friend
They sat behind us and the Chris asked me what was up and moved to our table
Mel thought he was cute
Definatly bar rush now
Time to peace out
She drove to my car but the cops were looking at it so we waited
Come home start writing out out weekend-which ur reading now-Mel looks at my sis' pix and steals on of Justin
She almost died looking at his grad pix
Mel writes some choice phrases about my sis' friends with make up on her mirror
Finally go to bed @ 4am
Mel gets up @ 8am and leaves for home
We both go thro withdrawl from each other