Mine & Mel's Weekend of HELL Revisited!

Roll into Mel's at 7ish

Hear about John and Trisha being retarded

Driving up to Walmart as usual

Drove around cuz it was SUPER early

Decided to go to Perkins--on the west end

Driving down the hill--30 mph

Have to go on the freeway cuz according to Mel there'll be a big sign

Driving half way to Cloud and decide we should turn around

Turn around and head back in--see huge neon Perkins sign

Blond Bimbos(that would be us)

"It"woman

LSD coffee

Ponder how more dumb we could possiably be

Talk about what I would do if we went to Cloud--Stun the hell out of Mel

Feeling nauseous

Drove home--Stargate way

Roll in again

Get to Mel's--she has to listen to Ryan's message enuf for me to be at the point of throwing the phone in the garbage

Mix up some Morgan Silvers & Coke in margarita glasses

Sit and ponder what we're gonna do for the rest of the nite

Talk some more about our everyday converstaion

Mel Calls Dulinski's cell phone cuz he's in Cloud

She calls about 10 times

She talks with one of the guys and says Dawson is in the background telling us to come down so he can get some--or something like that

Mel decides she really wants to go to Cloud at 1:30 am

I say NO!!

She's getting shit ready to go and I'm just yelling at her and saying I wanna but don't wanna go

She's on the phone making sure that they will be up when we get there--she goes into her dresser drawer and throws a condom at me--all I do is stare

She's ready to go and leaving--all I can do is act like a Bitch

We stop to get gas--and peace out of this town

Mel's driving cuz i don't want anything to do with the ride there and everything to come

Make it about 10 miles and Mel's Morgan kicks in--cuz she had more

No washer fluid so she can't see--damned near killed me on the side of a transport

Pull over--I have to drive--which makes me Super Bitch

I had a feeling that something was gonna happen--good or bad

Turn on 23--shittiest road in the world--glare ice

We get behind a trailer that if not for my good eyes--we would have hit it

Finally the idiot turns off in Mora

Now we end up behind every God damned snow plow in the state--set the cruize at 30 mph

We get just outside of Cloud and hear great music--which I totally forgot about the station

We're rarin' to party

We finally get to Cloud and I thought I was gonna die driving in a huge city

Get lost cuz Mel didn't get directions

Finally find the apartment complex and all the fucking apartments look the same

We drive around 2x-ing in the snow

If not for their Vikings flag we would have peaced out

Mel pounds on the door--it's open Justin answers and takes 5 mins to relize who she is

We pee

Hotter than all hell in the apartment

I'm lost and pissed off

Everyone is passed out

We smoke and putz around cuz EVERYONE is out for a week

Anderson tossing an turning in the recliner

Mel decides we need someone to talk to so she goes and wakes up Dawson

Takes him about 5 mins to make his way to the kitchen

He sits down and we talk and smoke

I open my cigarette case to get one totally forgetting about the condom I put there

Me and Mel are trying to hold back our laughing--but it doesn't work

Dawson doesn't notice

Jack Nicholson Smile!!!

We want him to stay up and talk so Mel goes into "his" room to shut off the alarms

About 5 mins later he makes his way to the room to stop her

They are talking in the room and all of a sudden Mel is screaming--No clue what is going on

Mel comes out yelling "Justin, it's Dawson, he's having a seizure"

It takes the morons 4-EVER to get up

I'm standing around--no clue what to do--Call 911?!?!

No one's really doing anything they just leave him

Everything settles down

Ron and Anderson are up so we talk with them till Anderson leaves for school

Then Mel and Justin clean up Dawson's puke--not fun

Mel cleans the kitchen as me and Justin watch the cities news

Ron and Justin fall back asleep--we sat and pondered to leave or not to leave

So we left

The ride to Tobies was so fast and not long at all

NO SMOKES

Get to Tobies--gas, smokes, and donuts

See Kyle--chat with him

leave--drive HOME--small amount of sheriffs

ROAD RAGE

Rool into Mel's @ 10am--not tired @ all

Decide we are going to the Range so I can make it back for High School

Was gonna stop @ Cell1, but figured it'll be open on our way back

Get 20 miles out of Duluth--car stops working

We get out not knowing what to do--open hood to attmep to do something

Some nice guy pulls over and calls a tow truck

Wait 45 mins for him to come

Have to ride in a tow truck--NO SHOCKS!

Arrive @ Smokey's Auto--yeah

Sit for 2 1/2 hours picking out asses

Can't get ahold of Maki---FUCK KNOB

Finally decide to call a cab comapny to see if they'd take a check--they would--PRAISE GOD

Of course we don't get a nice one--we get a ghetto station wagon

Driver is trying to act smart

Mel's trying to tell the idiot the only way to her house

$14 bill for a cab

Get in house check messages--umm NO RYAN

Mom leaves one message--think she's in Duluth--spaz and have to get out of house

Call mom so she can call work for me--Rose is a bitch

Leave for ChiChi's--takes 2 mins

EAT FOOD!!

Putz around in Fitgerzs--Mel found a Cigar shop and wine/liquor shop

Go home--5:30--turn on TV

Maki call--might have gotten some of our mailing

Watch Friends

Pass out for 14 hours

Maki calls @ 9pm Mel spazzes and thinks it's 9am

Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep

Get up and have to deall w/Dad and car things

Dad calls work to see what they can do--NOTHING

Has to come get me

Mel goes to work for 9 hours

*NO MEL*

*Dad gets lost and calls from a bar

*On way home stop @ Cell1 to see if they can get my shit reconnected--no help there

*Go to Smokey's tell them they can go ahead w/the repairs

*Get to work--yeah

*FAST FORWARD TO MEL COMING TO THE RANGE*

Meet Mel @ Fingerhut @ 11

She sees my truck and I thought she was going to wet herself laughing

Go to Virginia--try to find an open gas station so we can get a carton

Find one

Go to CK--don't stay very long--till 2am

No key to get in the house--pound on Dad's window

Mel has to turn around when my dad comes to hide the carton

Go home and make pizza and pop corn

Go down stairs--must putz on the puter

Watch "Undressed" every other couple is gay--in the show

Mel accidentally buys "Cruel Intentions" so we watched it--FUCKED UP--soft porn

Talked w/peeps on ICQ from Hibbing

Dad leaves for work and is mad cuz he thought he'd get some sleep as would we--well he thought wrong

We got to bed for 4 hours

Had to get up @ 9:45 to get ready to go to VI

Finally leave the house @ 10:45 when we need to be there @ 11

Meet the Silver team women for brunch since Peggy retired from Fingerhut

Scott Engman shows up w/the 'rents--supposed to meet him @ the mall to do something

Ditch Scott

Walk around the mall wasting time

Stupid people @ Penny's

Mel's Bladder almost burst

Walk from bathroom to car--smoking cuz we like to be ghetto

Cruz around VA--cuz there is nothing to do

Drive by Kishel's house to see if she's home--nope

Decide to waste time and drive to Hoyt Lakes to stalk dickhead Tyler

We drove by his house a couple of times playing Limp Bizkit's "Nookie"--cuz the prick still has my CD--to this day

Had enuf of the "friendly people"--return to VA

Run to Target before Mel pees herself in the car

Lady really likes Mel's hair

See Alex Marwick--good thing Mel had peed or she would have right there

Leave Target and return home--out of things to do

Mel eats bro's pizza

Watch 90210

Be bored till Mel finds Hockey Nite in Canada--oh yeah

We leave in seperate cars cuz she thought she'd leave for home

We leave my truck @ Only Deal's parking lot

We take off for Hibbing cuz we don't know what else to do

Cruz around Hibbing main for 3 hours

Become bewildered by the lights on a truck--only the back ones were on and the car wasn't running

Mel decides she wants to go up "Top of the world/Coffee Grounds" in her Taurus

I'm scared shitless--it's made for truck--BIG ONES

I have to remind her of the cliffs that are really close to my door

Drive to a gas station so Mel can get gas and smokes--kid asks for her ID and she's older than him

Finally give up on finding people cuz they're all at the hockey game that we were unaware of

Hike back to the Range

Almost get blown off the road

Decide to go out for coffee

Mel's "Range Road Rage" kicks in when she pulls into the parking lot

We didn't notice the people in the car getting ready to go in

They just happened to be some of my friends

They graciously let us sit with them

Then my sis and her friends come in

Of course neither of us were pleased to see the other

Bobbi Jo embarrassed herself by acting literally like a retard

Our table left and me and mel had to deal w/their dumbassness

They left--finally got quiet

Brooke and Sara come back and chill for 1/2 hour or so

It was starting to be bar rush and a kid that used to work at Fingerhut(Chris Mast) can in with his friend

They sat behind us and the Chris asked me what was up and moved to our table

Mel thought he was cute

Definatly bar rush now

Time to peace out

She drove to my car but the cops were looking at it so we waited

Come home start writing out out weekend-which ur reading now-Mel looks at my sis' pix and steals on of Justin

She almost died looking at his grad pix

Mel writes some choice phrases about my sis' friends with make up on her mirror

Finally go to bed @ 4am

Mel gets up @ 8am and leaves for home

We both go thro withdrawl from each other

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