Stuff the Bug (or if your not lucky enuf to have one - a car)
Fill 'er up with:
Mountain Bike Your all-weather friend when you need to be there 5 minutes ago
Futon The day starts and ends in the sack, so make it a nice one
Lava Lamp There's no excuse not to be groovy
Books Sad but true, at some point you will need them to survive
Pots & Pans When eating out is too expensive and eating out of a box just won't do it
Assorted Dishware Everything tastes better without the floor attached to it
Microwave You need it hot, you need it now
Lamp A challenge to pack, but essential in the crib
Road Map Getting there is half the fun unless you are in the wrong state
Your Bro's Star Wars Pillow Use the force
Lacrosse Stick Cup it, cradle it, let it fly
Basketball, Soccer Ball Blow off steam without damaging a campus building
Baseball Hat Key details to keep important things covered
Skateboard Get there in a hurry, and skip the step of chaining your bike
Posters Personal style demands something other than thunbtacks
Chess Board Divide and conquer is the best strategy
Hangers Clothing on the floor? There's a time and place
Ironing Board When the sleep-rumpled look won't get you in the door
Perfect Pad
Storage Cabinet Stacked and stocked with your fav playthings, it also holds that thesaurus from Grams
Creamic Bowls, Plates, Mugs Empty pizza boxes don't cut it. Join civilation and eat like a human
CD Player Say it proud, play it load. Invest in a system that will scare the geeks and attract the music lovers
Butterfly Chair With any activity, it's always a good idea to explore new positions
Cork Board A well placed tool that gets your act together and covers stains from the last guy who lived here
Mountain Bike Gotta have wheels. Essential for getting where you need to be when your alarm doesn't go off
Desk You'll do your best work with something large and sturdy under your laptop
Dest Lamp Shed some light on the subject without some ugly fluorescent torture device to blind you
Wall Shelf Get loose, but not with your midterm notes. Keep a handle on those precious files in style
Lava Lamp A classic. Let your lava flow to the right tunes, and create a whole new mood when the situation demands it
Polar Fleece Blanket Cold and wet is for beer and snowball fights; get coxy under the cool-weather essential
Flokati Rug Eliminates frozen toes in the morning and brings new comfort to anything you do on the floor
Roommates From Hell
Ten early warning signs you've been paried with a freak.
Hangs a Confederate flag out the window
Hates secular music
Has a prescription to Viagra
While reading Helter Skelter, mutters that Manson was misunderstood
Underwear has the days of the week stitched into them
Prefers army fatigues to school colors
Wants to know when reveille begins
Asks if you'd like Ritalin
Falls asleep listening to Enya
Has already written an Oscar acceptance speech and recites it nightly in front of the mirror
Now that u have finished College 101, you can move on to College 201!!
