Be unique...be different...say yes!
Sex is a killer-want to die happy?
If you were a porch-i'd take out all the nails and screw you!
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
It'll only seem kinky...the first time!
Pity the egg cuz it only gets laid once.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down n you can blow the hell outta me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer!