December 1, 2006 7:15 AM: Heathcliff: The Movie (G) 8:30 AM: Magic Kid II (PG) 10:05 AM: Gamera: The Guardian Of The Universe (TVPG) 11:45 AM: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (PG) 1:35 PM: Once Upon a Wedding (TVPG) 3:10 PM: Bustin' Bonaparte (PG) 4:45 PM: The Bicycle (TV14) 5:00 PM: Nature of Things: Value of Life: Aids in Africa Revisited (TVPG) 6:00 PM: Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968) (R) 7:45 PM: Black Book (TVPG) 8:00 PM: Beat the Drum (TV14) 10:00 PM: Masters Of Horror: Pelts (TVMA) 11:00 PM: ShoBox: The New Generation (Not Rated) December 2, 2006 12:30 AM: Dexter: Father Knows Best (TVMA) 1:30 AM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 2:00 AM: Getting Off (TVMA) 3:30 AM: Someone To Watch Over Me (R) 5:25 AM: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (PG) 7:15 AM: Missing In America (PG13) 9:00 AM: Ishtar (PG13) 10:50 AM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 12:30 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 111 (TVPG) 1:00 PM: Off The Map (PG13) 3:00 PM: Foreign Affair, A (2004) (PG13) 4:25 PM: The Next Best Thing (PG13) 6:15 PM: Desperately Seeking Susan (PG13) 8:00 PM: Dexter: Father Knows Best (TVMA) 9:00 PM: Showtime Championship Boxing: Margarito vs. Clottey / Cotto vs.Quintana (Not Rated) 11:30 PM: Dexter: Father Knows Best (TVMA) December 3, 2006 12:30 AM: Sleeper Cell: Immigrant (TVMA) 1:30 AM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode, 2:00 AM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 2:30 AM: Masters Of Horror: Pelts (TVMA) 3:30 AM: Avenging Angelo (R) 5:15 AM: Off The Map (PG13) 7:15 AM: Grand Champion (G) 9:00 AM: End Of The Line (PG) 10:45 AM: He's My Girl (PG13) 12:30 PM: Beyond the Sea (PG13) 2:30 PM: Into the Fire (2006) (TV14) 4:15 PM: Payback (R) 6:00 PM: Crash (R) 8:15 PM: Saw (R) 10:00 PM & 11:00 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) December 4, 2006 12:00 AM: Sleeper Cell: Intramural (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Masters Of Horror: Pelts (TVMA) 2:00 AM: Meet The Applegates (R) 3:30 AM: American Justice (R) 5:15 AM: Beyond the Sea (PG13) 7:25 AM: F.I.S.T. (PG) 10:00 AM: Danny Deckchair (PG13) 11:45 AM: Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968) (R) 1:30 PM: Agnes Of God (PG13) 3:15 PM: Three Of Hearts (R) 5:00 PM: Mean Creek (R) 6:30 PM: Coach Carter (PG13) 9:00 PM: 3 Needles (TVMA) 11:10 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) December 5, 2006 12:15 AM: Amityville Horror, The (2005) (R) 1:45 AM: The Amityville Horror (R) 3:45 AM: Dolls (R) 5:05 AM: Cyrano De Bergerac (1990) (PG) 7:25 AM: Troll 2 (PG13) 9:15 AM: Ishtar (PG13) 11:15 AM: Nature of Things: Value of Life: Aids in Africa Revisited (TVPG) 12:15 PM: Beat the Drum (TV14) 2:15 PM: The Next Best Thing (PG13) 4:05 PM: Dallas 362 (R) 5:45 PM: The Curve (R) 7:15 PM: Winter Solstice (R) 9:00 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Masters Of Horror: Pelts (TVMA) 11:00 PM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 11:30 PM: State Property 2 (R) December 6, 2006 1:05 AM: Afterglow (R) 3:00 AM: The Shaft (R) 5:30 AM: Mixed Company (PG) 7:30 AM: Bustin' Bonaparte (PG) 9:10 AM: Grave of the Vampire (PG) 10:45 AM: End Of The Line (PG) 12:30 PM: Pursued (R) 2:15 PM: Desperately Seeking Susan (PG13) 4:00 PM: A Love Song for Bobby Long (R) 6:15 PM: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (PG13) 8:15 PM: Freeway (R) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Showtime Championship Boxing: Margarito vs. Clottey / Cotto vs.Quintana (Not Rated) December 7, 2006 1:30 AM: Eye Of The Tiger (R) 3:05 AM: I Escaped from Devil's Island (R) 4:35 AM: Amazing Grace (G) 6:15 AM: Adventures Of Mark Twain (1985) (G) 7:45 AM: Heathcliff: The Movie (G) 9:15 AM: Longshot (PG13) 11:00 AM: City Hall (R) 1:00 PM: Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968) (R) 2:45 PM: Undercover Blues (PG13) 4:15 PM: Foreign Affair, A (2004) (PG13) 5:45 PM: Mean Creek (R) 7:15 PM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 9:05 PM: Me and You and Everyone We Know (R) 11:00 PM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 11:30 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) December 8, 2006 12:30 AM: Masters Of Horror: Pelts (TVMA) 1:30 AM: The Machinist (R) 3:15 AM: Kama Sutra: master and servant (TVMA) 3:45 AM: Harvard Man (R) 5:30 AM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 7:30 AM: Danny Deckchair (PG13) 9:15 AM: Off The Map (PG13) 11:15 AM: Afterglow (R) 1:15 PM: Proposition, The (1998) (R) 3:15 PM: Into the Fire (2006) (TV14) 5:00 PM: The Cookout (PG13) 6:30 PM: Payback (R) 8:15 PM: Saw (R) 10:00 PM: Masters Of Horror: Screwfly Solution (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) December 9, 2006 12:00 AM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 12:30 AM: Survival Island (TVMA) 2:15 AM: Ski School (R) 3:45 AM: The Woodsman (R) 5:15 AM: My Best Friend Is a Vampire (PG) 6:50 AM: A Shot In The Dark (PG) 8:45 AM: Sam Whiskey (PG13) 10:25 AM: Days Of Thunder (PG13) 12:15 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 112 (TVPG) 12:45 PM: Dallas 362 (R) 2:30 PM: Winter Solstice (R) 4:00 PM: Only You (PG) 6:00 PM: Days Of Thunder (PG13) 8:00 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) 9:00 PM: Undead (R) 10:45 PM: Sleeper Cell: The Terror Within (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) December 10, 2006 12:00 AM: Sleeper Cell: Hijack/Youmud Din (TVMA) 1:45 AM & 2:15 AM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 2:45 AM: Masters Of Horror: Screwfly Solution (TVMA) 3:55 AM: My Name Is Joe (R) 5:45 AM: The Beast of Hollow Mountain (TVPG) 7:15 AM: Adventures Of Mark Twain (1985) (G) 8:45 AM: Cold Dog Soup (TV14) 10:15 AM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 11:55 AM: Ishtar (PG13) 1:45 PM: Longshot (PG13) 3:20 PM: House of D (PG13) 5:00 PM: Desperately Seeking Susan (PG13) 7:05 PM: Longest Yard, The (2005) (PG13) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Al-Baqara (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Truth Be Told (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Al-Baqara (TVMA) December 11, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Truth Be Told (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Masters Of Horror: Screwfly Solution (TVMA) 2:00 AM: Avenging Angelo (R) 3:45 AM: Kama Sutra: special tastes (TVMA) 4:15 AM: The Hillz (R) 6:00 AM: Sahara (PG13) 8:05 AM: The Dust Factory (PG) 9:45 AM: Missing In America (PG13) 11:30 AM: Into the Fire (2006) (TV14) 1:15 PM: Trauma (2005) (R) 2:55 PM: A Love Song for Bobby Long (R) 5:00 PM: The Ballad of Jack and Rose (R) 6:55 PM: Sahara (PG13) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Salesman (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Dexter (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Salesman (TVMA) December 12, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Crocodile (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Open Water (R) 2:25 AM: State Property 2 (R) 4:00 AM: Amnesia (TVMA) 5:30 AM: Foreign Affair, A (2004) (PG13) 6:55 AM: Grave of the Vampire (PG) 8:30 AM: Undercover Blues (PG13) 10:00 AM: Winding Roads (TV14) 11:30 AM: Pursued (R) 1:15 PM: He's My Girl (PG13) 3:00 PM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 5:00 PM: Beyond the Sea (PG13) 7:05 PM: Crash (R) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Torture (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: The Popping Cherry (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Torture (TVMA) December 13, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Let's Give The Boy A Hand (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Masters Of Horror: Screwfly Solution (TVMA) 2:00 AM: White Boyz In The Hood: Episode (TVMA) 2:30 AM: Macon County Jail (R) 4:05 AM: This Girl's Life (R) 5:50 AM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 7:45 AM: Agnes Of God (PG13) 9:30 AM: The Cookout (PG13) 11:00 AM: Mixed Company (PG) 12:55 PM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 2:35 PM: Longshot (PG13) 4:15 PM: Mean Creek (R) 5:55 PM: The Curve (R) 7:30 PM: The Cookout (PG13) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Faith (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Love American Style (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Faith (TVMA) December 14, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Return To Sender (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Peacemaker (1990, alien cops on Earth) (R) 2:35 AM: Naked and Betrayed (TVMA) 4:05 AM: Lipstick & Dynamite, Piss & Vinegar: The First Ladies of Wrestling (TV14) 5:35 AM: Cold Turkey (PG, small town Dick Van Dyke vs. big tobacco exec. Bob Newhart) 7:30 AM: Cyrano De Bergerac (1990) (PG) 10:00 AM: Foxfire Light (PG) 11:45 AM: Once Upon a Wedding (TVPG) 1:30 PM: House of D (PG13) 3:15 PM: Enduring Love (R) 5:00 PM: A Love Song for Bobby Long (R) 7:15 PM: Payback (R) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Home (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Circle Of Friends (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Home (TVMA) December 15, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Shrink Wrap (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Meet The Applegates (R) 2:30 AM: Sunset Park (R) 4:15 AM: La Haine (TVMA) 5:55 AM: The Beast of Hollow Mountain (TVPG) 7:15 AM: Quigley (G) 8:45 AM: Someone To Watch Over Me (R) 10:35 AM: Winding Roads (TV14) 12:05 PM: Hollywood Flies (R) 1:40 PM: The Next Best Thing (PG13) 3:30 PM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 5:30 PM: Winter Solstice (R) 7:00 PM: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (PG13) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: School (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Father Knows Best (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: School (TVMA) December 16, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Seeing Red (TVMA) 1:00 AM: National Lampoon's Going The Distance (R) 2:35 AM: Freeway (R) 4:20 AM: Dallas 362 (R) 6:00 AM: Heathcliff: The Movie (G) 7:15 AM: Miracle Dogs (TVPG) 8:50 AM: F.I.S.T. (PG) 11:20 AM: Into the Fire (2006) (TV14) 1:00 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 113 (TVPG) 1:30 PM: Trauma (2005) (R) 3:15 PM: The Cookout (PG13) 4:45 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R) 7:00 PM: Be Cool (PG13) 9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Fitna (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Truth Be Told (TVMA) 11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Fitna (TVMA) December 17, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Truth Be Told (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Shooting Gallery (R) 2:45 AM: Cool Blue (R) 4:15 AM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 113 (TVPG) 4:45 AM: End Of The Line (PG) 6:30 AM: Only You (PG) 8:30 AM: Undercover Blues (PG13) 10:00 AM: Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968) (R) 11:45 AM: A Love Song for Bobby Long (R) 1:50 PM: Foreign Affair, A (2004) (PG13) 3:15 PM: Only You (PG) 5:05 PM: Mean Creek (R) 6:45 PM: Coach Carter (PG13) 9pm & 11pm: Sleeper Cell: American Terror: Reunion (TVMA) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) December 18, 2006 12:00 AM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Disclosure (R) 3:10 AM: Bloodfist (R) 4:35 AM: Troll 2 (PG13) 6:15 AM: Amazing Grace (G) 8:00 AM: Bustin' Bonaparte (PG) 9:45 AM: Around the World in Eighty Ways (R) 11:15 AM: A Shot In The Dark (PG) 1:00 PM: He's My Girl (PG13) 2:45 PM: Enduring Love (R) 4:30 PM: Hi-Life (R) 6:00 PM: Payback (R) 7:55 PM: Winter Solstice (R) 9:30 PM: The Boys of 2nd Street Park (R) 11:00 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) December 19, 2006 12:00 AM: The Woodsman (R) 1:30 AM: The Big Squeeze (R) 3:15 AM: The Hazing (R) 4:45 AM: A Shot In The Dark (PG) 6:30 AM: Grand Champion (G) 8:15 AM: Magic Kid II (PG) 10:00 AM: Cyrano De Bergerac (1990) (PG) 12:30 PM: Agnes Of God (PG13) 2:15 PM: End Of The Line (PG) 4:00 PM: Trauma (2005) (R) 5:35 PM: Off The Map (PG13) 7:30 PM: Duane Hopwood (R) 9:00 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) 10:00 PM: 3 Needles (TVMA) December 20, 2006 12:15 AM: Me and You and Everyone We Know (R) 2:00 AM: Suspect Zero (R) 3:45 AM: Avenging Angelo (R) 5:30 AM: Off The Map (PG13) 7:25 AM: Once Upon a Wedding (TVPG) 9:00 AM: Foreign Affair, A (2004) (PG13) 10:25 AM: Ishtar (PG13) 12:15 PM: Afterglow (R) 2:15 PM: Three Of Hearts (R) 4:00 PM: Beyond the Sea (PG13) 6:00 PM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 8:00 PM: Beat the Drum (TV14) 10:00 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) 11:00 PM: The Crow (R) December 21, 2006 12:45 AM: Disclosure (R) 3:00 AM: Manic (R) 4:45 AM: King of the Corner (R) 6:30 AM: Amazing Grace (G) 8:15 AM: Sam Whiskey (PG13) 10:00 AM: Missing In America (PG13) 11:45 AM: Winding Roads (TV14) 1:15 PM: Winter Solstice (R) 2:45 PM: The Next Best Thing (PG13) 4:45 PM: Dallas 362 (R) 6:30 PM: The Cookout (PG13) 8:00 PM: Saw (R) 9:45 PM: Undead (R) 11:30 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) December 22, 2006 12:30 AM: Survival Island (TVMA) 2:15 AM: National Lampoon's Going The Distance (R) 3:50 AM: A Breed Apart (R) 5:45 AM: Winter Solstice (R) 7:25 AM: Troll 2 (PG13) 9:00 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG) 11:00 AM: Cold Dog Soup (TV14) 12:30 PM: He's My Girl (PG13) 2:15 PM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 3:55 PM: Enduring Love (R) 5:40 PM: Duane Hopwood (R) 7:10 PM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG) 9:00 PM: The Big White (R) 10:45 PM: Longest Yard, The: SHO Me Now (TVPG) 11:00 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) December 23, 2006 12:00 AM: The Boys of 2nd Street Park (R) 1:35 AM: On Deadly Ground (R) 3:20 AM: Kama Sutra: woman of the royal harem (TVMA) 3:50 AM: Shooting Gallery (R) 5:35 AM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 7:15 AM: The Dust Factory (PG) 9:00 AM: City Hall (R) 11:00 AM: Duane Hopwood (R) 12:30 PM: Mean Creek (R) 2:00 PM: Beat the Drum (TV14) 3:55 PM: Hotel Rwanda (PG13) 6:00 PM: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (PG13) 8:00 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) 9:00 PM: Evil Dead II (TVMA) 10:30 PM: Dexter: Born Free (TVMA) 11:30 PM: Tamara (R) December 24, 2006 1:15 AM: Cliffhanger (R) 3:15 AM: Kama Sutra: special tastes (TVMA) 3:45 AM: Hotel Rwanda (PG13) 5:50 AM: Longshot (PG13) 7:25 AM: Quigley (G) 8:55 AM: Magic Kid II (PG) 10:30 AM: Sahara (PG13) 12:35 PM: Someone To Watch Over Me (R) 2:25 PM: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (PG) 4:15 PM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG) 6:05 PM: The Next Best Thing (PG13) 8:00 PM: Life After Tomorrow (TV14) 9:15 PM: Sahara (PG13) 11:30 PM: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (PG) December 25, 2006 1:30 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG) 3:30 AM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 5:25 AM: Sahara (PG13) 7:30 AM: Grand Champion (G) 9:15 AM: Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968) (R) 11:00 AM: Ishtar (PG13) 1:00 PM: Beyond the Sea (PG13) 3:00 PM: Life After Tomorrow (TV14) 4:25 PM: Coach Carter (PG13) 6:45 PM: The Big White (R) 8:30 PM: The Cookout (PG13) 10:00 PM: Be Cool (PG13) December 26, 2006 12:00 AM: National Lampoon's Going The Distance (R) 1:35 AM: Cool Blue (R) 3:15 AM: Avenging Angelo (R) 4:55 AM: Troll 2 (PG13) 6:30 AM: Adventures Of Mark Twain (1985) (G) 8:00 AM: Once Upon a Wedding (TVPG) 9:35 AM: Into the Fire (2006) (TV14) 11:15 AM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 12:55 PM: A Love Song for Bobby Long (R) 3:00 PM: Hi-Life (R) 4:30 PM: Enduring Love (R) 6:15 PM: Dallas 362 (R) 8:00 PM: Longest Yard, The (2005) (PG13) 10:00 PM: Team America: World Police (R, South Park puppets) 11:45 PM: Tamara (R) December 27, 2006 1:30 AM: Shameless (R) 3:15 AM: Kama Sutra: conduct of wife (TVMA) 3:45 AM: Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (R) 5:45 AM: Bustin' Bonaparte (PG) 7:30 AM: Off The Map (PG13) 9:30 AM: Missing In America (PG13) 11:25 AM: Undercover Blues (PG13) 12:55 PM: Someone To Watch Over Me (R) 2:45 PM: He's My Girl (PG13) 4:30 PM: The Next Best Thing (PG13) 6:30 PM: Duane Hopwood (R) 8:00 PM: Crash (R) 10:00 PM: The Passion of the Christ (R) December 28, 2006 12:15 AM: Payback (R) 2:00 AM: Undead (R) 3:40 AM: Nutcracker (1982) (R) 5:25 AM: Cold Dog Soup (TV14) 6:55 AM: Miracle Dogs (TVPG) 8:30 AM: My Best Friend Is a Vampire (PG) 10:00 AM: Foreign Affair, A (2004) (PG13) 11:25 AM: Trauma (2005) (R) 1:00 PM: Mean Creek (R) 2:30 PM: Pursued (R) 4:15 PM: Schultze Gets the Blues (PG) 6:15 PM: The Big White (R) 8:00 PM: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (PG13) 10:00 PM: Hotel Rwanda (PG13) December 29, 2006 12:05 AM: The Manchurian Candidate (R) 2:15 AM: Cliffhanger (R) 4:15 AM: On Deadly Ground (R) 6:00 AM: Grand Champion (G) 7:45 AM: Amazing Grace (G) 9:30 AM: Ishtar (PG13) 11:30 AM: Hi-Life (R) 1:00 PM: Afterglow (R) 3:00 PM: Into the Fire (2006) (TV14) 4:45 PM: House of D (PG13) 6:30 PM: The Amityville Horror (R) 8:30 PM: The Amityville Horror (2005) (R) 10:00 PM: Masters Of Horror: Valerie On The Stairs (TVMA) 11:00 PM: 3 Needles (TVMA) December 30, 2006 1:15 AM: Tamara (R) 2:50 AM: Evil Dead II (TVMA) 4:20 AM: F.I.S.T. (PG) 7:00 AM: Beyond the Sea (PG13) 9:00 AM: Swimming Upstream (PG13) 10:45 AM: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (PG) 12:35 PM: Life After Tomorrow (TV14) 2:00 PM: Sahara (PG13) 4:05 PM: Longest Yard, The (2005) (PG13) 6:00 PM: Crash (R) 8:00 PM: Coach Carter (PG13) 10:15 PM: Saw (R) December 31, 2006 12:00 AM: Masters Of Horror: Valerie On The Stairs (TVMA) 1:00 AM: Freeway (R) 2:45 AM: Kama Sutra: master and servant (TVMA) 3:15 AM: Suspect Zero (R) 5:00 AM: Off The Map (PG13) 7:00 AM: Miracle Dogs (TVPG) 8:45 AM: My Best Friend Is a Vampire (PG) 10:15 AM: He's My Girl (PG13) 12:00 PM: The Big White (R) 1:45 PM: City Hall (R) 3:40 PM: The Curve (R) 5:15 PM: Duane Hopwood (R) 6:45 PM: Winter Solstice (R) 8:15 PM: The Big White (R) 10:00 PM: Masters Of Horror: Valerie On The Stairs (TVMA) 11:00 PM: "Underground" marathon: episodes #101 to #110 (TVMA) January 1, 2007 4:00 AM: The Underground (R) 5:35 AM: He's My Girl (PG13)
Battling Aces? I could've had a G-8. Remember that the next time 1930s robots attack New York