Starz Comedy

                                    March-April 2007

APARTMENT 12 [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:30)
Mark Ruffalo stars as a struggling artist who, after getting
dumped by his social climbing girlfriend, finds himself falling
in love with a woman who can't distinguish between
expressionism and paint-by-numbers. 3/4,8,13,17,28.

BAILEY'S BILLIONS [G]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A billionaire leaves her money to her faithful golden retriever
Bailey, who can talk to his doggie therapist. But an evil
nephew schemes to steal Bailey, with comic results.
Featuring Jon Lovitz as the voice of Bailey. 3/12.

BARTON FINK [R]·Dark Comedy·1991·(1:57)
A serious Broadway playwright sweats out a B-movie script
in a Hollywood hotel. 3/14,27.

THE BAXTER [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2005·(1:31)
Who is the baxter? He's the guy left standing at the altar when
the bride's true love bursts in. And Elliot is determined not to
become the latest victim when his fiancee's ex-lover returns.
Look for Peter Dinklage as the gay dwarf. 2/27.

BEETHOVEN'S 2ND [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
Everybody's favorite slobbering St. Bernard meets his
dream-dog mate and becomes father to a slew of puppies -
but bad guys kidnap the mom and threaten the little ones in
this fast-paced family comedy. 3/13.

THE BENCHWARMERS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:25)
Seeking revenge for being bullied as kids, a trio of nerdy guys
- with backing from a wacky billionaire - form a three-man
baseball team and take on the local Little League thugs in
this outrageous comedy. With Jon Lovitz. 3/4,16,22,26,31.

BREAKFAST ON PLUTO [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(2:09)
An always optimistic foster kid leaves small-town life in
Ireland for London, where he becomes a rock singer, a
magician's helper, a suspected IRA bomber, a prostitute...and
a transvestite. A wild ride from director Neil Jordan.
3/16,22,26.

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:23)
Jim's new job as night watchman at the local department
store turns into an adventure when the beautiful Josie is
locked in the store with him all night. 3/5,6,21,26.

CASANOVA [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:51)
The legendary seducer carries on the family tradition - love
'em and leave 'em - until he meets his match in Venice: a
cross-dressing femininst whose swordplay is the equal of any
man in this fast-paced, ribald costume comedy.
3/1,5,17,20,21,30,31.

CB4 [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
A group of middle-class guys form a gangsta rap group called
"Cell Block 4" - which leads to complications when they get
mistaken for the real thing. Starring Chris Rock, who also
co-wrote the screenplay. 4/1.

CHICKEN LITTLE [G]·Animated·2005·(1:21)
He keeps saying "the sky is falling" and no one believes
him...but a plucky little chicken finally convinces his skeptical
dad, goofy friends, and doubting townspeople that they
should watch the skies! Fast-paced animated fun!
3/4,13,16,24,25.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS
[PG]·Christmas·2004·(1:39)
With their daughter away, a couple decides to skip Christmas
altogether. But when the daughter decides to come home
after all, an uproar ensues when the holidays have to be
celebrated at the last minute. 3/3,16,28.

COOL RUNNINGS [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:38)
The tropical island nation of Jamaica enters a bobsled team
in the Winter Olympics - even though the athletes have never
seen snow! Based on true events, from the director of
"National Treasure." Coach: John Candy. 3/2,14

COP AND A HALF [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:33)
A kid witnesses a murder and in exchange for the information
he wants to be a cop. 3/10,30

THE COSBY MYSTERIES [TVPG]·Comedy·1994·(1:31)
Retired criminologist is called back to solve the puzzling
murder of a business executive. 3/17

THE CREW [PG13]·Comedy·2000·(1:27)
Four aging wiseguys bite off more than they can chew when
they mistakenly use the dead father of a drug lord to pull off a
scam. 3/6,23.

A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:36)
When California wakes up one morning to find that every
Latino in the state is gone, the effect is more devasting than
the most powerful earthquake! Chaos and comedy ensue in
this satirical "mockumentary." 2/26.

DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)
The contemporary cult classic focuses on the final day of high
school in 1976 for a group of teens who are truly dazed,
confused and wondering where to go next. An early role for
Matthew McConaughey, directed by Richard Linklater. 4/1.

DELIRIOUS [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:36)
A daytime TV-writer (John Candy) wakes up in the town he created, 
and can change at will with his typewriter. 3/28

DELIVERING MILO [PG]·Comedy·2000·(1:34)
An angel has 24 hours to convince a heaven-bound boy that
he should accept his earthly assignment and be born to his
anxiously expecting parents. 2/26.

DOOGAL [G]·Animated·2006·(1:17)
Led by the candy-loving mutt Doogal, friends Dylan, Brian,
and Ermintrude embark on an epic adventure to save the
world from the evil wizard Zeebad. With the voices of Jimmy
Fallon, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Ian McKellan and mor
3/3,20,28.

DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT [PG13]·Comedy·1995·(1:30)
Mel Brooks returns to form with his spoof of the Dracula
myth. Leslie Nielsen plays the titular character. Staying close
to Bram Stoker's original story, Brooks also pays homage to
other vampire film classics, including Nosferatu. 
MonsterVision review & host segments for Dracula Dead & Loving It
3/11,17,22

ENCINO MAN [PG]·Comedy·1992·(1:28)
Two high school nerds discover a frozen caveman in their
backyard and introduce him to the modern world. An early
role for Brendan Fraser. 3/16,20.

THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL BUT CAME DOWN
A MOUNTAIN [PG]·Art House·1995·(1:36)
A pair of mapmakers anger a Welsh village by telling them
their beloved "mountain" is only tall enough to be listed as a
"hill", so the town sets out to fix the problem. 2/27.

ERNEST GOES TO JAIL [PG]·Comedy·1990·(1:21)
A case of mistaken identity lands lovable buffoon, Ernest P.
Worrell in jail. He has to find a way out to stop the real crime
boss from robbing the bank where he worked. 4/1

ERNEST IN THE ARMY [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:25)
Terminally stupid but always lovable Ernest P. Worrell finds
his latest adventures as the U.S. Army's newest, and
strangest, recruit. 3/6

THE FAVOR [R]·Comedy·1994·(1:38)
A bored married woman fantasizes of hooking up with her
hunky high school beau - but when it might happen, she
chickens out and asks her best friend to do the deed instead!
From the director of "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days."
3/6,19,27.

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:30)
A business executive loses his job when his company folds
up - just after telling his wife to quit hers. As the debts
mount, the pair become klutzy, yet successful criminals, and
finally decide it's payback time. 3/3,7,18,19,24,25,30,4/1.

GOD SAID,"HA!" [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:25)
In a one-woman-show, SNL's Julia Sweeney recounts in both
humorous and dramatic anecdotes the death of her brother
from lymphoma, as well as her own battle with cervical
cancer. 3/1,6,12,18,21.

GUESS WHO [PG13]·Black·2005·(1:45)
A young African-American woman brings her recently fired
white fiancee home to meet her sarcastic dad and the rest of
her unsuspecting family. 3/10,19,25,30,4/1.

HAIRDOO U [TVMA]·Black·2002·(1:24)
Two super-macho construction workers are sentenced to
serve jail time in a hairdressing academy, where they become
the star contestants in the annual Battle Of The Beauty
Schools. 2/28,3/8.

HERBIE: FULLY LOADED [G]·Comedy·2005·(1:41)
A spunky young woman rescues Herbie - the free-wheelin' VW
bug with a mind of its own - from the junkyard, and finds
herself challenging the pros by entering Number 53 in a
NASCAR race. Co-starring Matt Dillon. 3/3,20,21,26,29,30.

HITCH [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:58)
The Date Doctor can work miracles with hapless,
love-starved men, but can't seem to spin his own love life
into orbit when he meets a hard-to-get gossip columnist.
3/4,12,13,23,24,29,4/1.

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
[PG]·Adventure·2005·(1:49)
Everyman Arthur Dent is jerked from Earth as an alien
construction crew demolishes the planet to make way for a
space superhighway - just the beginning of an absurdist
interstellar adventure to find life's ultimate answer. 4/1

HITTIN' IT! [R]·Black·2004·(1:21)
Things go off the hinges when two college roommates throw
wild and crazy beach parties at their uncle's Miami mansion.
3/18,23.

HOUSEGUEST [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:49)
An impostor, hiding out from mobsters, fools a lawyer and his
family into believing he's an old friend trained in oral surgery.
3/9,14,25.

I ACCIDENTALLY DOMED YOUR SON
[TVMA]·Black·2003·(1:29)
Four friends, out to score some smoke and party, make one
bad move after another while trying to outrun a psycho mob
boss and his two henchmen. 3/2,7,12.

JUNEBUG [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:47)
An art dealer travels to North Carolina to sign an eccentric
folk artist and meets her husband's family for the first time -
the chilly mom, the angry brother and his sweet ditzy wife (an
Oscar-nominated performance by Amy Adams).
3/1,5,11,20,28.

LOOSE CANNONS [R]·Action·1990·(1:34)
A no-nonsense detective is paired with a brilliant but
schizophrenic partner as they become invoved with Israeli
agents, ex-Nazis, and a home movie featuring Adolf Hitler.
3/9

LOST IN TRANSLATION [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:42)
A seen-better-days American actor and a newly married
woman meet in Tokyo and spend an increasingly intimate
week together in the colorful city. Oscar-winner for Best
Original Screenplay, Golden Globes Best Actor (Murray).
3/2,6,11,24,29.

MAD DOG AND GLORY [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:37)
A police photographer does a favor for a hoodlum - who
wants to be a stand-up comic - and gets a woman as a
reward. But he only gets the girl for one week, which is a
problem when he starts to fall for her. Co-starring Uma
Thurman. 3/8,13,19.

MALLRATS [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:35)
Two Gen-X slackers lose their girlfriends and head for the
mall - but that's just an excuse for a dizzying array of surreal
situations and outrageous comedy from director Kevin Smith
("Clerks"). With Jay and Silent Bob, Ben Affleck. 2/26,27.

MAN OF THE HOUSE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:40)
A by-the-book Texas Ranger finds himself protecting a group
of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. Co-starring
Cedric The Entertainer. 3/8,15,20,25,26,4/1.

MAN OF THE HOUSE [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:40)
A young boy tries to break up a budding romance between his
divorced mom and a nerdy lawyer, but finds himself liking the
guy as they embark on a series of bonding adventures.
Co-starring Farah Fawcett and George Wendt.
3/8,15,20,25,26,4/1.

THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE
[PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:34)
Mistaken for a spy while visiting his brother in London, an
unwitting American becomes involved in international
intrigue. 2/28.

MARRIED TO IT [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:52)
Friendships and marriages of three different New York
couples result in unexpected and humorous predicaments.
3/10,15,29.

THE MATADOR [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:38)
A chance hotel bar meeting in Mexico City between a frazzled
businessman and a lowlife professional hit man will
drastically alter both their lives in this hilariously off-kilter
story. Not to be missed! 3/2,7,8,18,27,31.

MAY WINE [R]·Comedy·1990·(1:24)
A mother and daughter travel to Paris together - and in the
City of Love, they both end up falling for the same man. A
racy, sexy comic romp. 3/2,21.

MONEY TALKS [R]·Action·1997·(1:36)
A manic, motor-mouth con man and a struggling tv journalist
team up to create a sure-fire hit news story, but everything
goes hilariously wrong when real crooks enter the picture.
From the director of the "Rush Hour" movies. 2/27.

MR. BASEBALL [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:48)
A former Yankee World Series MVP is traded off to Japan to
make way for a young prospect. He arrives in Nagoya to play
for the Chunichi Dragons, hates it and looks down on the
conformist brand of baseball played by his new team.
3/11,15,19,24,30.

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING [PG13]·Comedy·1993·(1:51)
An all-star cast features in Shakespeare's comedy of
romantic hookups, bickering couples, and the meaning of
love. With Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington, Michael
Keaton, and Kate Beckinsale in her first movie.
3/2,8,12,20,24,25.

MY TINY UNIVERSE [TV14]·Comedy·2004·(1:34)
A struggling actor - about to commit suicide - finds a cell
phone belonging to a hotshot Hollywood producer whose
many infidelities make him a perfect candidate for blackmail.
A smart dark comedy.
3/2,8,12,18.

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S GOING THE DISTANCE
[R]·Comedy·2004·(1:33)
A guy and this two stoner buddies head out to save his
girlfriend from an oversexed music producer - and encounter
mushrooms, beautiful hitch-hikers and an Avril Lavigne
concert on the way. 3/5,9,13,18,24.

NEW SUIT [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:32)
Deciding to play a joke on his friends, a struggling
screenwriter creates a fake story and author only to see his
prank become the buzz of Hollywood. 3/5,10,16,21.

NEXT STOP WONDERLAND [R]·Drama·1998·(1:36)
Dumped by her boyfriend, a woman's mom places a wildly
fanciful personal ad for her, attracting a slew of Mr. Wrongs.
Meanwhile, she keeps running into Mr. Right, a marine
biologist who's in debt to the mob. A cool romantic comedy!
3/1,7,12,17,27.

NOISES OFF [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:44)
A travelling theater group find so much action going on
behind-the-scenes, they almost ruin the performances.
3/15,25.

ON THE SET: ARE WE DONE YET? [TV14]·(:14)
A behind the scenes look at the making of "Are We Done Yet?"
starring Ice Cube. 3/24,26,29,30,4/1.

ON THE SET: WILD HOGS [TVPG]·(:14)
A behind the scenes look at the making of the film "Wild
Hogs." 2/28,3/3,4,6,7,16.

OPERATION: DUMBO DROP [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:48)
During the VietNam war, two U.S. Army captains and their
crew wheel and deal to keep a village's loyalty by replacing
their prized elephant - but how to they get a pachyderm
across 200 miles of dense jungle? With Denis Leary. 3/31

THE OPPOSITE OF SEX [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:41)
A hilariously acid-tongued 16-year-old visits her gay
half-brother and begins a crazed road adventure, including
seducing his boyfriend, burglary and a murder! Not politically
correct, with Lisa Kudrow, Lyle Lovett, William Lee Scott
3/11,24,28.

OUT ON A LIMB [PG]·Comedy·1992·(1:23)
A young stock broker travels to Buzzsaw, CA to aid his sister
- and meets up with disturbed twins, dim-witted brothers, a
grizzly bear and a wacky redhead who steals his car, his
clothes and his heart in this screwball comedy. 2/26.

THE PEREZ FAMILY [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:53)
En route to Miami to reunite with his family, a Cuban emigre
meets a fiery young woman who changes his life. 2/26.

POSSUMS [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:37)
An Oklahoma hardware store proprietor and part-time radio
sports announcer saves the high school football team by
making up a winning season over the radio. 3/1,7,18,23.

PRIVATE RESORT [R]·Comedy·1985·(1:22)
A house detective and a clumsy thief get mixed up with two
girl-crazy teenagers at a Miami hotel. An early lead role for
Johnny Depp. 3/13.

REVENGE OF THE NERDS [R]·Comedy·1984·(1:30)
The original geek squad in their first screen adventure! Nerdy
freshmen, hassled by jocks and beautiful coeds, band
together in their own fraternity house and fight back,
wreaking comedic havoc on campus! Nerds!! 2/28,3/12.

RIDE [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:24)
A group of Harlem youths take a bus trip to Miami.
3/6,10,15,21.

ROAD TO RUIN [R]·Comedy·1991·(1:35)
Romance about a rich playboy millionaire who signs away his
money to see if a beautiful model really loves him. Later, the
two of them join to recover his fortune from his unscrupulous
partner. 3/5,15.

ROCKETMAN [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:34)
A loony rocket computer designer gets selected for a manned
mission to Mars - but he's the worst astronaut ever! Space
travel has never been goofier! 2/28.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:44)
The worst Little League ball player in town breaks his arm,
and when it heals, he is transformed into a powerful major
league baseball pitcher. 3/1,17,27.

RV [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
What can go wrong when dad rents an ugly green RV for his
dysfunctional family's mountain vacation? How about no
brakes, unruly septic tanks, and being stuck with yodeling
traveling companions! From the director of "Men In Black."
3/9,15,21,27,31.

SAY ANYTHING... [PG13]·Comedy·1989·(1:40)
Lloyd is the offbeat optimist who must convince the beautiful,
got-it-together Diane that they are meant for each other in
this classic teener comedy/drama. First directing effort by
Cameron Crowe (Singles, Jerry Maguire). 3/2,8,11,27.

THE SHAGGY DOG [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
The world of a workaholic lawyer turns upside down when his
encounter with a 300-year old Tibetan pooch results in his
changing into shaggy sheepdog! With Kristin Davis, Danny
Glover, Craig Kilborn. 2/28.

SHOOTING ELIZABETH [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:36)
A henpecked husband decides to kill his wife during their
second honeymoon, but she disappears before he's ready -
will he be charged with a crime he planned but didn't
commit? 3/5,13,28.

SHUT UP AND KISS ME [TV14]·Romantic
Comedy·2004·(1:41)
When two friends meet the women of their dreams, their
troubles are just beginning. 3/8,9,17,28.

SISTER ACT II: BACK IN THE HABIT
[PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:47)
In the sequel to "Sister Act," Delores returns to the coach the
nuns for a choral contest that could save the convent.
Co-starring Maggie Smith and James Coburn. 2/26.

SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS [PG13]·Adventure·1998·(1:42)
She's a magazine editor, newly engaged, scouting a tropical
island for a photo shoot. He's a roguish bush pilot hired for
the day who crash lands their plane on a deserted beach -
where the adventure - and love - begins. 2/28.

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:45)
A recently-widowed man's son calls a radio talk show to find
his dad a romantic partner - hundreds respond, but how will
he connect with Annie, the reporter who is "the one"? From
the writer/director of "You've Got Mail" and "Michael
3/7,11,16,26.

SON OF THE PINK PANTHER [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:33)
It's in his blood - another hopelessly inept French detective
turns out to be Inspector Clouseau's illegitimate son, and he's
on the trail of a kidnapped princess. Directed by Blake
Edwards. 3/18,31.

SPEECHLESS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:39)
He's a Republican, she's a Democrat, and they are both
speechwriters for opposing Senate candidates - but they
don't know that when they fall for each other! Co-starring
Christopher Reeve, from the director of "City Slickers."
3/5,23,29.

SPLITTING HEIRS [PG13]·Comedy·1993·(1:27)
Accidentally switched while toddlers, a brash American and a
mild-mannered Brit discover that one of them is the heir to a
wealthy English estate. Eric Idle, Rick Moranis. With John Cleese,
and an early role for Catherine Zeta-Jones. 3/6,18,22.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
3/2,9,10,13,18,19,22,26,27,30.

TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS [R]·Comedy·1990·(1:48)
An escaped convict finds the daily planner of a powerful
business executive and uses it to assume the man's identity -
while the exec gets increasingly flustered trying to reclaim his
life! 2/28.

THE THREE MUSKETEERS [PG]·Adventure·1993·(1:45)
Swashbuckling action as the Musketeers seek to foil Cardinal
Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king of France.
Co-starring Chris O'Donnell and Rebecca DeMornay.
3/4,9,19,29.

THREE OF HEARTS [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:44)
When a male escort is hired to break the heart of a woman,
he ends up falling in love with her. 3/1,14,26,30.

TOPSY-TURVY [R]·Biography·1999·(2:41)
A kaleidoscopic, energetic portrait of Victorian-era musical
playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan - including recreations of
their stage classics - as they struggle to create their
masterpiece, "The Mikado." Winner of two Oscars. 3/5,22.

THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS [PG13]·Romantic
Comedy·1996·(1:37)
A successful veternarian & radio show host with low
self-esteem asks her model friend to impersonate her when a
handsome man wants to see her. 3/4,9,14,20.

TUMBLEWEEDS [PG13]·Art House·1999·(1:43)
Based on a true story: A free spirited southern belle mother
and her wise young daughter struggle to settle down - mom's
poor choices in lovers and boyfriends keeps them on the
move in this winning comedy/drama. 3/10,14,15.

UNDERCLASSMAN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A baby-faced 24-year-old detective, who never gets the
respect he deserves because of his boyish looks, goes
undercover in an elite private school where he stumbles upon
an international auto-theft ring. 3/4,15,31.

UNDERTAKING BETTY [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:28)
Dueling funeral directors in a small Welsh town - one is a
frustrated dancer, the other sells "fun" show-biz sendoffs -
vie for love, money and laughs. Featuring drag racing
hearses, tap-dancing eulogies and Christopher Walken. 2/27.

VALIANT [G]·Animated·2005·(1:16, claymation)
A clumsy misfit pigeon sneaks his way into the Royal Homing
Pigeon Service, eager to serve his country by flying military
messages past the Nazi Falcon Brigade during World War
II, in this high-flying animated comedy. 3/14,31

WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S [PG13]·Comedy·1989·(1:38)
The plot: something about insurance fraud, as two buddies try to 
convince everyone that their murdered boss is alive. He may be dead,
but he's the life of the party! Terry Kiser as the smirking corpse.
3/4,13.

WHAT ABOUT BOB? [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:39)
A hilariously multi-phobic patient follows his psychiatrist and
family on their vacation with lunatic results! Bob: "There are
two types of people in this world - those who like Neil
Diamond, and those who don't." Baby steps. 3/3,12,22.

WOO [R]·Black·1998·(1:25)
A wild, spontaneous girl takes her blind date on a wild
adventure. 3/6.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU [PG13]·1999·(1:37)
A militantly-feminist teenage girl is courted by her high
school's resident "bad boy" as part of a convoluted scheme
by another guy to get to the girl's beautiful and popular sister.
3/3,14,18,19,23,29.

11:14 [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(1:26)
A driver talking on his cell phone hits something in the road,
unwittingly connecting a father who thinks his daughter killed
her boyfriend, a clerk who agrees to help rob her own store,
and a trio of joy-riding friends. 3/10,23.

2B PERFECTLY HONEST [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:27)
An odd-couple pair of internet business partners find out too
late that their venture capital comes from the mob in this
snappy comedy. 3/3,7,16,20,25.
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March-April 2007
Wednesday, 3 ·28
8:05a Delirious (John Candy as TV-writer who wakes up in town he created & can change with typewriter)
9:45a Shut Up And Kiss Me
11:30a Junebug
1:20p Shooting Elizabeth
3:00p Christmas With The Kranks
4:40p Apartment 12
6:15p The Opposite Of Sex
8:00p Shut Up And Kiss Me
9:45p Christmas With The Kranks
11:30p Junebug
1:20a Apartment 12
3:00a Shut Up And Kiss Me
4:50a Shooting Elizabeth
Thursday, 3 ·29
6:30a Hitch
8:30a On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
8:50a 10 Things I Hate About You
10:30a Lost In Translation
12:20p The Three Musketeers
2:15p Hitch
4:20p Speechless
6:05p Married To It
8:00p 10 Things I Hate About You
9:40p Hitch
11:40p Lost In Translation
1:30a Speechless
3:10a 10 Things I Hate About You
4:50a Herbie: Fully Loaded
Friday, 3 ·30
6:35a Cop And A Half
8:10a Fun With Dick And Jane
9:45a Casanova
11:40a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
12:10p Mr. Baseball (Tom Selleck)
2:05p Guess Who
4:00p On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
4:20p Three Of Hearts
6:15p Herbie: Fully Loaded
8:00p Fun With Dick And Jane
9:35p Guess Who
11:30p The Making Of Delirious
12:00a Casanova
2:00a Three Of Hearts
3:45a Fun With Dick And Jane
5:20a Mr. Baseball
Saturday, 3 ·31
7:10a Casanova
9:05a The Benchwarmers
10:35a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
11:00a RV
12:45p The Matador
2:30p Son Of The Pink Panther
4:05p Underclassman
5:45p RV
7:30p The Making Of Delirious
8:00p The Benchwarmers
9:30p The Matador
11:15p Underclassman
1:00a Valiant
2:20a The Benchwarmers
3:50a Son Of The Pink Panther
5:30a Operation: Dumbo Drop
Sunday, 4 ·1
7:20a Guess Who
9:10a Ernest Goes To Jail
10:35a Man Of The House
12:20p On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
12:40p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
2:30p Dazed And Confused
4:15p Hitch
6:15p Man Of The House
8:00p Fun With Dick And Jane
9:35p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
11:30p CB4
1:05a Hitch
3:10a Fun With Dick And Jane
4:45a Dazed And Confused
Monday, 4 ·2
6:30a The Crew
8:05a Pretty Woman
10:10a The Wild
11:40a Living Out Loud
1:30p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
3:00p The Wedding Singer
4:40p Bride & Prejudice
6:35p The Wild
8:00p The Wedding Banquet
9:50p The Wedding Singer
11:35p Living Out Loud
1:20a Bride & Prejudice
3:20a Kung Fu Hustle
5:05a Look At Me
Tuesday, 4 ·3
7:00a Six Days Seven Nights
8:45a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
9:15a Sky High (Kurt Russell as superhero dad)
11:00a Kung Fu Hustle
12:45p Look At Me
2:45p She's All That
4:30p Six Days Seven Nights
6:15p Sky High (superhero's son may flunk superhero-school and be demoted to sidekick school)
8:00p Undertaking Betty
9:35p She's All That
11:15p Kung Fu Hustle
1:00a Six Days Seven Nights
2:45a Undertaking Betty
4:15a Twelfth Night
Wednesday, 4 ·4
6:30a The Shaggy Dog
8:15a Our Little Science Story
9:30a The Associate
11:30a Houseguest
1:30p Twelfth Night
3:45p On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
4:05p & 1:20am Blast From The Past
6:00p The Associate
8:00p The Shaggy Dog (Tim Allen changed into a dog)
9:45p The Bahama Hustle
11:35p Bank Brothers
1:20a Blast From The Past
3:20a The Shaggy Dog
5:10a Houseguest
Thursday, 4 ·5
7:05a Operation: Dumbo Drop (Dennis Leary and an elephant in Vietnam)
9:00a Clerks
10:35a Dazed And Confused
12:20p Toys (army General wants Robin Williams' toy factory to make nasty weapons)
2:30p Mallrats
4:10p Bamboozled
6:30p CB4
8:00p Clerks
9:35p Mallrats
11:15p Dazed And Confused
1:05a Bamboozled
3:30a Clerks
5:05a Out To Sea
Friday, 4 ·6
7:00a The Crew
8:30a I'll Be Home For Christmas
10:00a The Wild
11:30a Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
1:05p Radioland Murders
3:00p The Wedding Singer
4:45p Forever Lulu
6:30p The Crew
8:00p The Wild
9:30p The Wedding Singer
11:10p Austin Powers: International...
12:45a Forever Lulu
2:30a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
4:00a Only You
5:50a The Wild
Saturday, 4 ·7
7:15a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
7:40a Undertaking Betty
9:10a RV
10:50a Our Little Science Story
12:05p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
1:30p The Cup
3:10p Thumbsucker
4:50p Undertaking Betty
6:20p National Lampoon's Blackball
8:00p RV
9:45p Thumbsucker
11:30p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
1:00a Undertaking Betty
2:40a RV
4:30a Opportunity Knocks
Sunday, 4 ·8
6:20a Picture Perfect
8:10a Only The Lonely
10:00a Just Visiting
11:30a 11:14
1:00p Rookie Of The Year
2:45p Picture Perfect
4:30p I Got The Hook Up
6:05p Mumford
8:00p Just Visiting
9:35p Picture Perfect
11:20p 11:14
12:50a I Got The Hook Up
2:30a Just Visiting
4:00a Rookie Of The Year
5:45a Toys
Monday, 4 ·9
7:50a Ernest Goes To Jail
9:20a Blast From The Past
11:15a A Life Less Ordinary
1:05p The Pacifier
2:45p Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
4:15p Love, Ludlow
5:50p Toys
8:00p The Pacifier
9:40p Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
11:10p A Life Less Ordinary
1:00a Love, Ludlow
2:35a Blast From The Past
4:35a The Pacifier
Tuesday, 4 ·10
6:20a The Crew
7:50a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
8:15a Houseguest
10:05a The Associate
12:00p On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
12:20p Shadows And Fog
1:50p Bamboozled
4:15p Houseguest
6:15p The Wedding Singer
8:00p The Associate
10:00p Bamboozled
12:20a Kung Fu Hustle
2:05a Houseguest
4:50a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
5:20a The Wedding Singer
Wednesday, 4 ·11
7:05a The Wild
8:30a Krippendorf's Tribe
10:10a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
10:40a The Benchwarmers
12:10p Kung Fu Hustle
1:50p A Life Less Ordinary
3:40p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
5:05p The Benchwarmers
6:35p The Wild
8:00p Kung Fu Hustle
9:45p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
11:15p The Wedding Banquet
1:10a The Benchwarmers
2:45a Forever Lulu
4:35a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Thursday, 4 ·12
6:10a Ernest Goes To Jail
7:40a Only You
9:40a The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
11:35a Sky High
1:20p Living Out Loud
3:05p Six Days Seven Nights
4:50p 11:14
6:20p She's All That
8:00p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
10:00p Six Days Seven Nights
11:45p Sky High
1:30a 11:14
3:00a The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
5:00a Living Out Loud
Friday, 4 ·13
6:45a Our Little Science Story
8:00a Hockey Mom
9:35a Thumbsucker
11:15a Monsoon Wedding
1:15p God Said,"Ha!"
2:45p CB4
4:20p National Lampoon's Blackball
6:05p Bride & Prejudice
8:00p Thumbsucker
9:40p CB4
11:15p Monsoon Wedding
1:15a National Lampoon's Blackball
3:00a Thumbsucker
4:40a CB4
Saturday, 4 ·14
6:10a Doctor Detroit
7:45a Blast From The Past
9:45a Mallrats
11:30a Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
1:00p Money Talks
2:40p Blast From The Past
4:35p The Associate
6:30p Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
8:00p Kinky Boots
9:50p Mallrats
11:30p Money Talks
1:10a The Associate
3:05a Kinky Boots
5:00a Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
Sunday, 4 ·15
6:30a The Pacifier
8:10a Kung Fu Hustle
9:50a Clerks
11:30a The Shaggy Dog
1:10p Krippendorf's Tribe
2:50p A Life Less Ordinary
4:40p The Pacifier
6:20p The Shaggy Dog
8:00p Kung Fu Hustle
9:45p A Life Less Ordinary
11:35p Clerks
1:10a The Pacifier
2:50a Kung Fu Hustle
4:30a The Shaggy Dog
Monday, 4 ·16
6:10a Encino Man
7:40a Radioland Murders
9:30a The Maid
11:05a Just Visiting
12:35p Mixed Nuts
2:15p On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
2:35p Dazed And Confused
4:20p She's All That
6:05p Radioland Murders
8:00p Just Visiting
9:35p Dazed And Confused
11:20p CB4
12:50a She's All That
2:30a Just Visiting
4:00a Pretty Woman
Tuesday, 4 ·17
6:05a Our Little Science Story
7:15a Twelfth Night
9:35a Picture Perfect
11:20a National Lampoon's Blackball
1:00p Alice
2:50p Sueno
4:45p Father's Day
6:30p Love, Ludlow
8:00p Picture Perfect
9:45p Sueno
11:40p National Lampoon's Blackball
1:20a Father's Day
3:00a Our Little Science Story
4:15a Picture Perfect
Wednesday, 4 ·18
6:00a I Like It Like That
7:50a Toys
10:00a Only You
11:50a Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
1:20p The Crew
2:50p Undertaking Betty
4:20p Toys
6:30p I'll Be Home For Christmas
8:00p Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
9:35p Undertaking Betty
11:10p I Got The Hook Up
12:50a Thumbsucker
2:35a The Crew
4:10a The Wedding Singer
5:50a Doogal
Thursday, 4 ·19
7:15a The Wild
8:45a Look At Me
10:40a Woo
12:10p Thumbsucker
1:50p Shadows And Fog
3:20p The Wedding Singer
5:00p Hockey Mom
6:30p Woo
8:00p The Wild
9:30p The Wedding Singer
11:10p Thumbsucker
12:50a Bewitched (Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine, Shirley MacLane)
2:35a Shadows And Fog
4:05a Woo
5:35a She's All That
Friday, 4 ·20
7:15a Sky High
9:00a Bewitched
10:50a Mumford
12:50p She's All That
2:35p RV
4:20p Dazed And Confused
6:10p Sky High
8:00p Bewitched
9:50p RV
11:30p Head Case (E1)
11:45p Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
12:15a Bronx Bunny (E1)
12:35a Dazed And Confused
2:20a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
2:45a Bank Brothers
4:35a Krippendorf's Tribe
Saturday, 4 ·21
6:15a 11:14
7:45a The Crew
9:15a Underclassman
10:50a A Life Less Ordinary
12:40p Alice
2:35p Head Case (E1)
3:00p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
4:50p Krippendorf's Tribe
6:30p 11:14
8:00p Underclassman
9:40p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
11:35p A Life Less Ordinary
1:30a Krippendorf's Tribe
3:15a Underclassman
5:00a Alice
Sunday, 4 ·22
6:50a Monsoon Wedding
8:50a Our Little Science Story
10:00a Bamboozled
12:20p Toys
2:30p Kinky Boots
4:20p Bride & Prejudice
6:20p The Man Who Knew Too Little
8:00p Monsoon Wedding
10:00p Kinky Boots
11:50p Bamboozled
2:10a Bride & Prejudice
4:05a Monsoon Wedding
Monday, 4 ·23
6:05a God Said,"Ha!"
7:40a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
8:10a Twelfth Night
10:30a The Shaggy Dog
12:15p Six Days Seven Nights
2:00p Doogal
3:20p Thumbsucker
5:00p Shadows And Fog
6:30p God Said,"Ha!"
8:00p The Shaggy Dog
9:45p Thumbsucker
11:30p Six Days Seven Nights
1:15a The Wild
2:40a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
3:10a The Shaggy Dog
4:50a Six Days Seven Nights
Tuesday, 4 ·24
6:35a Christmas With The Kranks
8:15a Ernest Scared Stupid (spoof of Halloween 3 and Troll)
9:50a A Life Less Ordinary
11:40a Money Talks
1:20p The Wild
2:50p Head Case (E1)
3:15p Just Visiting
4:45p I'll Be Home For Christmas
6:15p Christmas With The Kranks
8:00p A Life Less Ordinary
9:50p Just Visiting
11:30p Money Talks
1:10a I'll Be Home For Christmas
2:45a Christmas With The Kranks
4:30a Encino Man
Wednesday, 4 ·25
6:00a She's All That
7:40a Mystery Date
9:20a Sky High
11:05a Look At Me
1:00p Opportunity Knocks
2:45p Picture Perfect
4:35p She's All That
6:15p Sky High
8:00p Rush Hour
9:45p Picture Perfect
11:30p Look At Me
1:30a She's All That
3:10a Rush Hour
4:50a Worth Winning
Thursday, 4 ·26
6:35a Our Little Science Story
7:45a The Maid
9:20a Bride & Prejudice
11:20a Kinky Boots
1:10p Love, Ludlow
2:40p Monsoon Wedding
4:35p Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
6:05p Mumford
8:00p Bride & Prejudice
10:00p Monsoon Wedding
12:00a Kinky Boots
1:50a Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry...
3:20a Bride & Prejudice
5:20a Love, Ludlow
Friday, 4 ·27
6:50a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
7:20a Six Days Seven Nights
9:10a Operation: Dumbo Drop
11:05a The Shaggy Dog
12:50p Twelfth Night
3:10p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
4:40p CB4
6:15p Six Days Seven Nights
8:00p The Shaggy Dog
9:40p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
11:05p Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
11:30p HEAD CASE (E2)
11:45p Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
12:15a Bronx Bunny (E2)
12:35a CB4
2:05a The Shaggy Dog
3:45a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
4:10a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
5:35a Radioland Murders
Saturday, 4 ·28
7:30a Are We There Yet?
9:10a HEAD CASE (E2)
9:30a Kung Fu Hustle
11:10a Just Visiting
12:40p Radioland Murders
2:30p CB4
4:00p The Wedding Banquet
5:50p HEAD CASE (E2)
6:15p Are We There Yet?
8:00p Kung Fu Hustle
9:45p Just Visiting
11:15p I Got The Hook Up
12:50a Are We There Yet?
2:30a Kung Fu Hustle
4:15a Hockey Mom
5:50a Blast From The Past
Sunday, 4 ·29
7:50a The Cup
9:30a Thumbsucker
11:10a The Wedding Singer
12:50p Mixed Nuts
2:30p Living Out Loud
4:15p Out To Sea
6:05p Blast From The Past
8:00p Thumbsucker
9:40p Living Out Loud
11:30p The Wedding Singer
1:10a Out To Sea
3:00a Thumbsucker
4:40a Doctor Detroit
Monday, 4 ·30
6:15a Doogal
7:35a Father's Day
9:20a Clerks
11:00a Worth Winning
12:50p Christmas With The Kranks
2:35p Father's Day
4:20p Monsoon Wedding
6:20p Money Talks
8:00p Rush Hour (Jackie Chan)
9:45p Clerks
11:20p Monsoon Wedding
1:20a Christmas With The Kranks
3:05a Rush Hour
4:50a Worth Winning
Tuesday, 5 ·1
6:40a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
7:10a Rocketman
8:50a Christmas With The Kranks
10:40a Stick It!
12:30p Kazaam
2:05p Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
2:35p Bullets Over Broadway
4:20p The Perez Family
6:20p Rocketman
8:00p Stick It!
9:50p Bullets Over Broadway
11:35p Series 7: The Contenders
1:10a The Perez Family
3:10a Stick It!
5:00a The Wild
Wednesday, 5 ·2
6:30a Monkey Trouble
8:10a Hitch
10:10a HEAD CASE (E2)
10:30a Breakfast On Pluto
12:45p Impromptu
2:35p A Texas Funeral
4:20p See This Movie
5:45p HEAD CASE (E2)
6:05p Camp
8:00p Hitch
10:05p A Texas Funeral
11:50p Breakfast On Pluto
2:05a See This Movie
3:30a Hitch
5:35a Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (Stallone, Estelle Getty)
Thursday, 5 ·3
7:05a The Associate
9:05a Impromptu
11:00a The Matador (Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear)
12:45p The Flintstones (John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Halle Berry, Jonathan Winters)
2:20p Sueno
4:15p Frankie And Johnny Are Married
6:00p The Associate
8:00p The Matador
9:45p Sueno
11:40p Mad Dog And Glory
1:20a Frankie And Johnny Are Married
3:05a The Matador
4:45a Out To Sea (grumpy old men on a cruise ship)
Friday, 5 ·4
6:35a Six Days Seven Nights
8:20a The Baxter
10:00a Inspector Gadget
11:20a The Waterboy
1:00p Six Days Seven Nights
2:45p Jack
4:45p The Baxter
6:20p The Waterboy
8:00p The Wedding Singer
9:40p Six Days Seven Nights
11:30p HEAD CASE (E3)
11:45p Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
12:15a Bronx Bunny (E3)
12:35a The Baxter
2:10a The Wedding Singer
3:50a Jack
5:50a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
Saturday, 5 ·5
6:15a The Sixth Man
8:10a Ernest Goes To School
9:45a Drop Dead Gorgeous
11:30a Series 7: The Contenders
1:00p Rocketman
2:35p The Squid And The Whale
4:00p Man On The Moon
6:05p The Sixth Man
8:00p Drop Dead Gorgeous
9:45p The Squid And The Whale
11:10p Series 7: The Contenders
12:45a Man On The Moon
2:50a Drop Dead Gorgeous
4:35a Rocketman
Sunday, 5 ·6
6:15a Stick It!
8:00a Kazaam
9:40a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
10:10a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
11:40a National Lampoon's Blackball
1:20p Arachnophobia (nasty illegal alien spiders vs. John Goodman as The Exterminator)
3:15p Stick It!
5:05p God Said,"Ha!"
6:35p See This Movie
8:00p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
9:30p Stick It!
11:20p National Lampoon's Blackball
1:00a God Said,"Ha!"
2:30a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
4:00a Arachnophobia
5:50a Blame It On The Bellboy

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ALICE [PG13]·Comedy·1990·(1:46)
A well-off Manhattan housewife questions her choices in life
and visits a wise old Chinese doctor - whose herbal potions
release her inhibitions and make her invisible! Cameo by Elle
MacPherson, written and directed by Woody Allen. 4/17,21.

ARACHNOPHOBIA [PG13]·Comedy·1990·(1:49)
Expertly twisted story of a sleepy California town suddenly
overrun by killer spiders - and only the arachnid-phobic,
newly-arrived town doctor can save the day! Featuring John
Goodman as Delbert the Exterminator. 5/6.

ARE WE THERE YET? [PG]·Comedy·2005·(1:35)
A successful bachelor's life is turned upside down when, to
impress his latest flame, he agrees to drive her children from
Portland to Vancouver for a New Year's Eve party -- what
could possibly go wrong? 4/28.

THE ASSOCIATE [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:54)
When a black female financial analyst can't get ahead on
Wall Street, she invents a mysterious white man to front her
new company. From the director of "Miss Congeniality," with
Tim Daly. 4/4,10,14,5/3.

AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
[PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:29)
The 1960's hipster secret agent's first shagadelic adventure
finds him thawing out thirty years later to pursue his
nemesis, Dr. Evil. Co-starring Seth Green, Robert Wagner, and
Mimi Rogers - yeah, baby, yeah! 4/6.

THE BAHAMA HUSTLE [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:45)
Two wanna-be rappers with dreams of making it big are
scammed by con-artists and chased by loan sharks to the
Bahamas. 4/4.

BAMBOOZLED [R]·Black·2000·(2:16)
A black television writer, as a protest, produces a modern
minstrel show, complete with black-face make up and taboo
caricatures - but then it becomes a hit! A stinging satire from
Spike Lee, with Mos Def, Tommy Davidson. 4/5,10,22.

BANK BROTHERS [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:39)
Three out-of-work plumbers decide it's easier to steal than
work, but get in way over their heads when they steal
diamonds from a bank and wreck a gangster's elaborate
scam. 4/4,20.

BARTON FINK [R]·Dark Comedy·1991·(1:57)
A serious Broadway playwright sweats out a B-movie script
in a Hollywood hotel. 3/27.

THE BAXTER [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2005·(1:31)
Who is the baxter? He's the guy left standing at the altar when
the bride's true love bursts in. And Elliot is determined not to
become the latest victim when his fiancee's ex-lover returns.
Look for Peter Dinklage as the gay dwarf. 5/4.

THE BENCHWARMERS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:25)
Seeking revenge for being bullied as kids, a trio of nerdy guys
- with backing from a wacky billionaire - form a three-man
baseball team and take on the local Little League thugs in
this outrageous comedy. With Jon Lovitz. 3/26,31,4/11.

BEWITCHED [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:42)
An egotistical has-been actor (Will Ferrell) decides to remake the
classic 60's sitcom with himself as Darren in the lead role - but
the unknown he casts as his witchy wife (Nicole Kidman) proves to
be the real thing! Endora: Shirley MacLaine, Maurice: Michael Caine.
4/19,20.

BLAME IT ON THE BELLBOY [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:18)
A realtor, a man looking for his blind date, and a hit man all
arrive at a Venice hotel, where their individual instructions get
mixed up in this energetic slapstick farce. 5/6.

BLAST FROM THE PAST [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:52)
An eccentric engineer, fearing World War 3 has begun, takes
his family into a bomb shelter in 1962. Thirty five years later,
their klutzy but cute son emerges to face the modern world -
with the help of a sexy, streetwise woman. 4/4,9,14,28,29.

BREAKFAST ON PLUTO [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(2:09)
An always optimistic foster kid leaves small-town life in
Ireland for London, where he becomes a rock singer, a
magician's helper, a suspected IRA bomber, a prostitute...and
a transvestite. A wild ride from director Neil Jordan. 5/2.

BRIDE & PREJUDICE [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:52)
Energetic Bollywood musical update of Jane Austen's classic
"Pride & Prejudice": a headstrong young woman and a proud
aristocrat turn their initial disdain into love. From the director
of "Bend It Like Beckham." 4/2,13,22,26.

BRONX BUNNY (E1) [TVMA]·(:14)
Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect panda sidekick
Teddy T invite celebrity guests into their unconventional TV
studio asking questions you don’t hear on typical interview
shows. 4/20.

BRONX BUNNY (E2) [TVMA]·(:14) 4/27.

BRONX BUNNY (E3) [TVMA]·(:14) 5/4.

BULLETS OVER BROADWAY [R]·Comedy·1994·(1:39)
A gangster with a gift for writing assists a struggling
playwright whose cast includes a snooty stage diva and a
crime boss's talentless girlfriend. Written and directed by
Woody Allen, Best Supporting Oscar for Dianne Wiest. 5/1.

CAMP [PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:50)
At Camp Ovation, a talented group of high school theater
students spend their summer singing, dancing and exploring
issues of sexuality. 5/2.

CB4 [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
A group of middle-class guys form a gangsta rap group called
"Cell Block 4" - which leads to complications when they get
mistaken for the real thugs. A crazy "mockumentary" written
by and starring Chris Rock. 4/1,5,13,16,27,28.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS
[PG]·Christmas·2004·(1:39)
With their daughter away, a couple decides to skip Christmas
altogether. But when the daughter decides to come home
after all, an uproar ensues when the holidays have to be
celebrated at the last minute. 4/24,30,5/1.

CLERKS [R]·Comedy·1994·(1:32)
Director Kevin Smith's first film, an extremely raw comedy
about a loser convenience store clerk, his crazy customers,
and the video store employee who insults everyone in sight.
A slacker classic. 4/5,15,30.

COOL RUNNINGS [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:38)
The tropical island nation of Jamaica enters a bobsled team
in the Winter Olympics - even though the athletes have never
seen snow! Based on true events, from the director of
"National Treasure." 3/14

THE CREW [PG13]·Comedy·2000·(1:27)
Four aging wiseguys bite off more than they can chew when
they mistakenly use the dead father of a drug lord to pull off a
scam. 4/2,6,10,18,21.

THE CUP [G]·Asian·1999·(1:34)
Based on a heartwarming true story: A young
soccer-obsessed Tibetan monk causes an uproar in his
remote monastery with his determination to watch the World
Cup finals on television. 4/7,29.

DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)
The contemporary cult classic focuses on the final day of high
school in 1976 for a group of teens who are truly dazed,
confused and wondering where to go next. An early role for
Matthew McConaughey, directed by Richard Linklater.
4/1,5,16,20.

DELIRIOUS [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:36)
John Candy as TV-writer who wakes up in town he created & can 
change at will with his typewriter. 3/28.

DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
[R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
This movie continues the wonderous adventures of Deuce
Bigalow. Sent off to a gigalo school in England where he can
be trained to develop his full potential as a man-whore,
Deuce discovers a secret society of he-whores.
4/2,6,7,11,27,5/6.

DOCTOR DETROIT [R]·Comedy·1983·(1:30)
A nerdy college professor (Dan Aykroyd) gets talked into 
posing as a dangerous, flamboyant pimp - and discovers a 
whole new side to his personality! Hookers, mobsters, 
outrageous gags and the title performed by Devo. Aykroyd
later married costar Donna Dixon. 4/14,29.

DOOGAL [G]·Animated·2006·(1:17)
Led by the candy-loving mutt Doogal, friends Dylan, Brian,
and Ermintrude embark on an epic adventure to save the
world from the evil wizard Zeebad. With the voices of Jimmy
Fallon, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Ian McKellan and mor
4/18,23,30.

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:38)
Over the top "mockumentary" finds two sexy teen contestants
- and their mothers - pulling out all the stops to win the local
Miss Teen Beauty Pageant. A wicked black comedy,
co-starring Kirstie Alley and Ellen Barkin. 5/5.

DUMB AND DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
[PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:25)
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd
as teenagers trying to escape the "special needs" department
and fit into regular high school life. 4/9,14,18,26.

ENCINO MAN [PG]·Comedy·1992·(1:28)
Two high school nerds discover a frozen caveman in their
backyard and introduce him to the modern world. An early
role for Brendan Fraser. 4/16,24.

ERNEST GOES TO JAIL [PG]·Comedy·1990·(1:21)
A case of mistaken identity lands lovable buffoon, Ernest P.
Worrell in jail. He has to find a way out to stop the real crime
boss from robbing the bank where he worked. 4/1,9,12.

ERNEST GOES TO SCHOOL [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:29)
Ernest, a dim-witted high school janitor, smartens up after
subjecting his miniscule brain to an experimental
intelligence-boosting machine. 5/5.

ERNEST SCARED STUPID [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:32)
After a misunderstanding, lovable buffoon Ernest P. Worrell
unleashes an evil troll on Halloween - now it's up to him and
the neighborhood kids to stop the goblin from stealing the
townspeople's souls! 4/24.

FATHER'S DAY [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:39)
Two California men seek a former girlfriend's missing son,
each believing he is the boy's father. Based on Francis
Veber's "Les Comperes." 4/17,30.

THE FLINTSTONES [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:30)
Everyone's favorite modern Stone-Age family comes to
big-screen life! Success goes to Fred's (John Goodman) head 
when he gets a phony promotion. With Rick Moranis (Barney), 
Halle Berry, Rosie O'Donnell, Elizabeth Taylor and the B-52s.
5/3.

FOREVER LULU [R]·Comedy·2000·(1:40)
Former lovers, one of them mentally unstable, reunite in Los
Angeles, then travel cross-country to meet the 16-year-old
son the man never knew he had. 4/6,11.

FRANKIE AND JOHNNY ARE MARRIED
[R]·Comedy·2004·(1:38)
This true life comedy recounts the uproarious efforts of an LA
television director and his actress wife to mount a play of
"Frankie and Johnny and the Claire de Lune" on their own
dime. 5/3.

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:30)
A business executive loses his job when his company folds
up - just after telling his wife to quit hers. As the debts
mount, the pair become klutzy, yet successful criminals, and
finally decide it's payback time. 4/1.

GOD SAID,"HA!" [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:25)
In a one-woman-show, SNL's Julia Sweeney recounts in both
humorous and dramatic anecdotes the death of her brother
from lymphoma, as well as her own battle with cervical
cancer. 4/13,23,5/6.

GUESS WHO [PG13]·Black·2005·(1:45)
A young African-American woman brings her recently fired
white fiancee home to meet her sarcastic dad and the rest of
her unsuspecting family in this lame remake of "Guess Who's
Coming To Dinner." 4/1.

HEAD CASE (E1) [TVMA]·(:14)
Dr. Elizabeth Goode is Hollywood’s “it therapist” to the stars.
She is judgmental, unorthodox and unusual but everybody who’s 
anybody from the world of entertainment must get in to see her.
4/20,21,24.

HEAD CASE (E2) [TVMA]·(:14) 4/27,28,5/2.

HEAD CASE (E3) [TVMA]·(:14) 5/4.

HITCH [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:58)
The Date Doctor can work miracles with hapless,
love-starved men, but can't seem to spin his own love life
into orbit when he meets a hard-to-get gossip columnist.
4/1,5/2.

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
[PG]·Adventure·2005·(1:49)
Everyman Arthur Dent is jerked from Earth as an alien
construction crew demolishes the planet to make way for a
space superhighway - just the beginning of an absurdist
interstellar adventure to find life's ultimate answer.
4/1,12,21.

HOCKEY MOM [PG13]·Comedy·2004·(1:29)
It's the battle of the sexes as a former Olympic contender
takes up the challenge to skate against the local men's
hockey powerhouse with her all-female team. Will the chicks
with sticks prevail? With Margot Kidder, Jason Priestley.
4/13,19,28.

HOUSEGUEST [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:49)
An impostor, hiding out from mobsters, fools a lawyer and his
family into believing he's an old friend trained in oral surgery.
4/4,10.

I GOT THE HOOK UP [R]·Black·1998·(1:33)
Two South Central L.A. scam artists come upon a truckload of
cell phones and begin selling them out of the back of their
van. Trouble arises when the phones begin to malfunction.
Produced, written, and starring rapper Master P. 4/8,18,28.

I LIKE IT LIKE THAT [R]·Drama·1994·(1:47)
A Latino couple's marriage faces extreme difficulties including
job hassles, kids, a mother-in-law, the neighborhood tramp,
and trouble with the law. 4/18.

I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
[PG]·Christmas·1998·(1:26)
A California college kid runs afoul of the football team, gets
dumped in the desert, and must use all his wits to get home
to New York for Christmas. 4/6,18,24.

IMPROMPTU [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:48)
Several noteworthy 19th-century figures--including novelist
George Sand and composer Frederic Chopin--go on holiday
together. 5/2,3.

INSPECTOR GADGET [PG]·Adventure·1999·(1:18)
An injured policeman is surgically "enhanced," becoming the
technologically-advanced, crime-fighting dynamo "Inspector
Gadget." 5/4.

JACK [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:53)
Robin WIlliams plays a 10-year-old who's aging at ten times
the normal rate. I think it's supposed to be a comedy. 5/4.

JUST VISITING [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:28)
An 11th century French knight (Jean Reno) and his squire find
themselves in modern America in this fish-out-of-water
comedy. Christina Applegate and Tara Reid also star.
4/8,16,24,28.

KAZAAM [PG]·Fantasy·1996·(1:34)
A troubled kid's world is rocked when he summons a rap
singing genie named Kazaam from a boom-box.
5/1,6.

KINKY BOOTS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
A cross-dressing lounge singer comes to the aid of a man
struggling to keep his family's shoe factory afloat when he
suggests a new line of erotic boots for transvestites in this
critically acclaimed comedy. 4/14,22,26.

KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:34)
A renowned anthropology professor (Richard Dreyfuss) who spent
a research grant for personal expenses, invents a remote South 
Pacific tribe in his backyard with the help of his family and 
an eager grad student (Jenna Elfman). 4/11,15,20,21.

KUNG FU HUSTLE [R]·Action·2005·(1:39)
Well-dressed thugs battle a rival gang and the inhabitants of
a Canton slum in this hit martial-arts comedy - crazy
impossible stunts and split-second slapstick action from
director / star Stephen Chow ("Shaolin Soccer").
4/2,3,10,11,15,28.

A LIFE LESS ORDINARY [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:44)
A fired janitor kidnaps his boss's daughter in revenge, only he
gets way more than he bargained for - especially when two
rambunctious angels must convince the pair to fall in love.
Co-starring Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo. 4/9,11,15,21,24.

LIVING OUT LOUD [R]·Drama·1998·(1:40)
When her sixteen year marriage goes on the rocks, a
Manhattan woman begins new relationships with her
building's elevator operator and a nightclub singer. Featuring
Queen Latifah. 4/2,12,29.

LOOK AT ME [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:51)
Lolita - a talented but overweight young woman - struggles
to win the affection of her self-centered father, a famous
author, and his trophy wife. 4/2,3,19,25.

LOVE, LUDLOW [R]·Drama·2005·(1:28)
A tough talking temp. from Queens sees the possibility of love
almost within her reach only to have her suitor face the
surprise of his life when he meets her brother who lives in a
fantasy world inside their small apartment. 4/9,17,26.

MAD DOG AND GLORY [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:37)
A police photographer does a favor for a hoodlum - who
wants to be a stand-up comic - and gets a woman as a
reward. But he only gets the girl for one week, which is a
problem when he starts to fall for her. Co-starring Uma
Thurman. 5/3.

THE MAID [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:30)
In order to develop a romantic relationship, a banker poses
as a housekeeper for the bank president in this sexy comedy.
4/16,26.

MALLRATS [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:35)
Two Gen-X slackers lose their girlfriends and head for the
mall - but that's just an excuse for a dizzying array of surreal
situations and outrageous comedy from director Kevin Smith
("Clerks"). With Jay and Silent Bob, Ben Affleck. 4/5,14.

MAN OF THE HOUSE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:40)
A by-the-book Texas Ranger finds himself protecting a group
of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. Co-starring
Cedric The Entertainer. 4/1.

MAN ON THE MOON [R]·Biography·1999·(1:58)
The story of bizarre comedian/actor Andy Kaufman comes to
life, including his off-the-wall comedic routines and
deep-cover personas. Co-starring Danny DeVito, directed by
Milos Forman ("The People Vs Larry Flynt"). 5/5.

THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE
[PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:34)
Mistaken for a spy while visiting his brother in London, an
unwitting American becomes involved in international
intrigue in this so-so Hitchcock spoof
4/22.

MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E1) [TVMA]·(:27)
Original comedy series featuring African American stand up
comedians. 4/20.

MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E2) [TVMA]·(:26)
4/27.

MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E3) [TVMA]·(:25)
5/4.

THE MATADOR [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:38)
A chance hotel bar meeting in Mexico City between a frazzled
businessman and a lowlife professional hit man (Pierce Brosnan,
Greg Kinnear) will drastically alter both their lives in this 
hilariously off-kilter story. Not to be missed! 5/3.

MIXED NUTS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:37)
A stellar ensemble cast highlights the misadventures of a group 
of crisis hotline volunteers on one crazy Christmas Eve. Steve 
Martin, with Adam Sandler, Jon Stewart, Rob Reiner, directed by 
Nora Ephron ("You've Got Mail"). 4/16,29.

MONEY TALKS [R]·Action·1997·(1:36)
A manic, motor-mouth con man and a struggling tv journalist
team up to create a sure-fire hit news story, but everything
goes hilariously wrong when real crooks enter the picture.
From the director of the "Rush Hour" movies. 4/14,24,30.

MONKEY TROUBLE [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:36)
A young girl whose parents won't get her a pet finds an
adorable monkey - who's been trained to steal by his crooked
owner - and it changes the lives of everyone in this endearing
family adventure. 5/2.

MONSOON WEDDING [R]·Comedy·2002·(1:54)
World traditions collide when far-flung family members return
to India during the monsoon season for an arranged marriage
in this infectious comedy. 4/13,22,26,30.

MR. BASEBALL [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:48)
A self-centered former Yankee World Series MVP (Tom Selleck) is
traded off to Japan to make way for a young prospect. He arrives
in Nagoya to play for the Chunichi Dragons, hates it and looks 
down on the conformist brand of baseball played by his new team.
3/30.

MUMFORD [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:52)
A small town psychologist's simple approach works wonders
for his eccentric patients, but he's got a secret of his own.
Co-starring Jason Lee, Alfre Woodard and Ted Danson,
directed by Lawrence Kasdan ("The Big Chill"). 4/8,20,26.

MYSTERY DATE [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:38)
In order to win the woman of his dreams, a young man
pretends to be his older brother. 4/25.

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S BLACKBALL [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:37)
The British sport of lawn bowling will never be the same after
a talented bad boy, promoted by a sleazy American sports
agent, takes on the refined older gentlemen who play the
game. 4/7,13,17,5/6.

ON THE SET: ARE WE DONE YET? [TV14]·(:15)
A behind the scenes look at the making of "Are We Done Yet?"
starring Ice Cube. 4/1,4,10,16.

ONLY THE LONELY [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:45)
A Chicago cop must balance loyalty to his overbearing mother
and a relationship with a shy funeral home worker in this
sweet romantic comedy. WIth Ally Sheedy, from the director of
"Mrs. Doubtfire." 4/8.

ONLY YOU [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:48)
As a child, Faith learned the name of her future soul mate
through a Ouija board. Years later, on the eve of her wedding,
she learns that her ideal man may be in Italy - so she
becomes a runaway bride in search of true love. 4/6,12,18.

OPERATION: DUMBO DROP [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:48)
During the Viet Nam war, two U.S. Army captains and their
crew wheel and deal to keep a village's loyalty by replacing
their prized elephant - but how to they get a pachyderm
across 200 miles of dense jungle? With Denis Leary.
4/5,27.

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS [PG13]·Comedy·1990·(1:41)
A Chicago con man breaks into the luxury home of a business
executive and makes the most of a case of mistaken identity.
Carvey's first starring role, from the director of "Miss
Congeniality". 4/7,25.

OUR LITTLE SCIENCE STORY [TVPG]·Comedy·2005·(1:08)
A young chemist blows himself up in his basement lab and
his spirit takes over the body of a female roommate.
4/4,7,13,17,22,26.

OUT TO SEA [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:47)
Two "grumpy old men" find themselves on a cruise ship, where
they pose as dance instructors to search for wealthy older
ladies - but then love takes over! With Dyan Cannon, Brent
Spiner, Donald O'Connor. 4/5,29,5/3.

THE PACIFIER [PG]·Action·2005·(1:35)
A tough-as-nails Navy SEAL, after failing to protect an
important government scientist, takes on his toughest
assignment - guarding the man's five children when he
discovers they are also in danger. 4/9,15.

THE PEREZ FAMILY [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:53)
En route to Miami to reunite with his family, a Cuban emigre
meets a fiery young woman who changes his life. 5/1.

PICTURE PERFECT [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:42)
An advertising executive asks a young man to pose as her
fiance so that she will be eligible for a promotion. 4/8,17,25.

PRETTY WOMAN [R]·Comedy·1990·(2:00)
Billionaire financier hires a hooker to play the part of his
girlfriend for a week, and they wind up falling in love. 4/2,16.

RADIOLAND MURDERS [PG]·Mystery·1994·(1:48)
Set in a Chicago radio station, this comedy balances two
continuous, parallel lines of action: the shows going out over
the airwaves and the herculean efforts of the staff to get 'em
on. 4/6,16,27,28.

ROCKETMAN [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:34)
A loony rocket computer designer gets selected for a manned
mission to Mars - but he's the worst astronaut ever! Space
travel has never been goofier! 5/1,5.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:44)
The worst Little League ball player in town breaks his arm,
and when it heals, he is transformed into a powerful major
league baseball pitcher. 4/8.

RUSH HOUR [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:38)
A do-it-yourself Hong Kong detective (Jackie Chan) and a 
hotshot L.A. police officer must work together to rescue a 
diplomat's kidnapped daughter. 4/25,30.

RV [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
What can go wrong when dad rents an ugly green RV for his
dysfunctional family's mountain vacation? How about no
brakes, unruly septic tanks, and being stuck with yodeling
traveling companions! Robin Williams. From the director of 
Men In Black. 4/7,20.

SEE THIS MOVIE [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:22)
Two bumbling, but determined, graduates from a three day
film school get their film accepted into the Montreal World
Film Festival with a feature film that has yet to be made.
5/2,6.

SERIES 7: THE CONTENDERS [R]·Comedy·2001·(1:28)
It's the ultimate TV reality show! "Bloody Mama", the reigning
champ of "The Contenders" takes on five new challengers -
including her dying best friend from high school - in a shoot
to kill contest. 5/1,5.

SHADOWS AND FOG [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:25)
In a nameless European city, a lonely man endures a darkly
comic Kafkaesque nightmare. Co-starring Madonna, Jodie
Foster, Kathy Bates, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Lily Tomlin
and Julie Kavner. Written and directed by Woody Allen.
4/10,19,23.

THE SHAGGY DOG [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
The world of a workaholic lawyer (Tim Allen) turns upside down 
when his encounter with a 300-year old Tibetan pooch results in
his changing into shaggy sheepdog! With Kristin Davis, Danny
Glover, Craig Kilborn. 4/4,15,23,27.

SHE'S ALL THAT [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:35)
The big man on campus wagers that he can transform a
"nerd girl" into a stunner in time for the senior prom - but he
never meant to fall in love with her! 4/3,12,16,19,20,25.

SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS [PG13]·Adventure·1998·(1:42)
She's a magazine editor, newly engaged, scouting a tropical
island for a photo shoot. He's a roguish bush pilot hired for
the day who crash lands their plane on a deserted beach -
where the adventure - and love - begins. 4/3,12,23,27,5/4.

THE SIXTH MAN [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:48)
Nutty comedy about a college basketball team whose star
accidentally dies mid-season and returns as a ghost with
powers to help the now-hapless team to the championship.
5/5.

SKY HIGH [PG]·Action·2005·(1:39)
The son of Captain Stronghold (Kurt Russell) enrolls in a 
high school for kids with superpowers; is relegated to 
the sidekicks courses - but he's determined to advance, 
especially when an enemy from the past returns to threaten 
his family. 4/3,12,20,25.

THE SQUID AND THE WHALE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:21)
Based on a true story: two teenage boys find themselves
ultimately choosing sides as their parents separate in this
touching, dramatic, and often hilarious film. Winner of
multiple awards, co-starring Anna Pacquin. 5/5.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E10) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 4/3.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E11) [TV14]·(:24) 4/7,10,11.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E13) [TV14]·(:24) 4/20,23.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E14) [TV14]·(:24) 4/27,5/1.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E15) [TV14]·(:24) 5/4,6.

STICK IT! [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
The law puts the brakes on a talented young woman's wild
life and sends her back to the world of competitive
gymnastics, where her talent and rebellious attitude shake up
the system! From the writer of "Bring It On." 5/1,6.

STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT [PG13]·Action·1992·(1:27)
A tough police sergeant's life and work is turned upside down
when his pushy mom arrives for a visit. From the director of
"Turner and Hooch" and "Tomorrow Never Dies." 5/2.

SUENO [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:48)
A Mexican-born musician travels to L.A. to further his career,
where two women fall for him - and one of them has the
singing talent to propel the band into the big time. Featuring
Jose Jose and a great Latin music soundtrack. 4/17,5/3.

A TEXAS FUNERAL [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:41)
Deceased patriarch visits his still-living grandson to make
ammends for past mistakes. 5/2.

THUMBSUCKER [R]·Art House·2005·(1:36)
An all-star cast tells the tale of a teenage boy's addiction to
sucking his thumb, and the unexpected changes that ensue
when he learns how to break the habit. Witty and real, with
Keanu Reeves, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio.
4/7,13,18,19,23,29.

TOYS [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(2:02)
An aging toymaker leaves his factory to his military-minded
brother, who begins making machines for war - and it's up to
his eccentric son (Robin Williams) and daughter to save the 
day in this cult classic fantasy. With LL Cool J. 
4/5,8,9,18,22.

TWELFTH NIGHT [PG]·Drama·1996·(2:14)
Director Trevor Nunn breathes new life into Shakepeare's
comedy of mistaken identity and discovered love.
4/3,4,17,23,27.

UNDERCLASSMAN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A baby-faced 24-year-old detective, who never gets the
respect he deserves because of his boyish looks, goes
undercover in an elite private school where he stumbles upon
an international auto-theft ring. 4/21.

UNDERTAKING BETTY [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:28)
Dueling funeral directors in a small Welsh town - one is a
frustrated dancer, the other sells "fun" show-biz sendoffs -
vie for love, money and laughs. Featuring drag racing
hearses, tap-dancing eulogies and Christopher Walken.
4/3,7,18.

THE WATERBOY [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
It's smashmouth football in the Louisiana bayou! A hapless
waterboy discovers a special talent for tackling and becomes
the unlikely star of his college team. Co-starring Kathy Bates
and Henry Winkler. 5/4.

THE WEDDING BANQUET [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:48)
Ang Lee's spirited comedy about a gay Taiwanese-American
yuppie who fakes a marriage to please his conservative
parents. Winston Chao, May Chin, Sihung Lung. 4/2,11,28.

THE WEDDING SINGER [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:37)
Lost in the 80s: an aspiring singer and an attractive waitress
suffer through bad relationships - love stinks, you know -
before finally hooking up for their own white wedding in this
fresh, funny romantic comedy. 4/2,6,10,18,19,29,5/4.

THE WILD [G]·Animated·2006·(1:22)
When an adolescent lion is accidentally shipped from the
New York Zoo to Africa, his bickering zoo pals must put aside
their differences to help bring him back in this animated
DIsney adventure. 4/2,6,11,19,23,24,5/1.

WOO [R]·Black·1998·(1:25)
A wild, spontaneous girl takes her blind date on a wild
adventure. 4/19.

WORTH WINNING [PG13]·Comedy·1989·(1:42)
Womanizing gigolo makes a bet that he can propose to three
diffrent women and prove it on video. 4/25,30.

11:14 [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(1:26)
A driver talking on his cell phone hits something in the road,
unwittingly connecting a father who thinks his daughter killed
her boyfriend, a clerk who agrees to help rob her own store,
and a trio of joy-riding friends. 4/8,12,21.

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