Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection
(10 volumes now available)
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May, 2007
A.T.F. [TV14]·Action·1999·(1:27)
Agents of the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Division heed
the lessons learned in the disaster at Waco, TX when they
infiltrate a paramilitary group responsible for a fellow agent's
murder. 5/29.
AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON [R]·Comedy·1987·(1:25)
A series of star-powered skits spoof centerfolds, movie
critics, charity marathons, a 50's sci-fi film and more! With
Michelle Pfeiffer, Rosanna Arquette, Carrie Fisher, Steve
Guttenberg, B.B. King, Phil Hartman and more! 5/11,14.
AMERICAN RAP STARS [R]·Black·2002·(1:28)
In a post-9/11 world, what is the state of hip-hop music?
Featuring Missy Elliot, Snoop Dogg, Run DMC, Russell
Simmons and more. 5/6,21,29.
ANNAPOLIS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:43)
A brawny young man fulfills his mother's dream of attending
the Naval Academy, where he's assigned a pudgy but brilliant
roommate - and both must fight their way to acceptance,
including entering the traditional boxing competition.
5/1,5,13,14,18,23,27.
APARTMENT 12 [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:30)
Mark Ruffalo stars as a struggling artist who, after getting
dumped by his social climbing girlfriend, finds himself falling
in love with a woman who can't distinguish between
expressionism and paint-by-numbers. 5/17,27.
THE ASTRONAUT'S WIFE [R]·Drama·1999·(1:49)
An astronaut returns from space after a near-fatal accident,
bearing a deadly secret which his wife must confront.
5/3,11,23,24,28.
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:29)
The 1960's hipster secret agent's first shagadelic adventure
finds him thawing out thirty years later to pursue his
nemesis, Dr. Evil. Co-starring Seth Green, Robert Wagner, and
Mimi Rogers - yeah, baby, yeah! 5/5,20.
AXE [R]·Thriller/Suspense·2005·(1:32)
The "axe man" is on the loose and your head may very well be
the next to roll. 5/13.
BAMBOOZLED [R]·Black·2000·(2:16)
A black television writer, as a protest, produces a modern
minstrel show, complete with black-face make up and taboo
caricatures - but then it becomes a hit! A stinging satire from
Spike Lee, with Mos Def, Tommy Davidson. 5/16,21.
BANK BROTHERS [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:39)
Three out-of-work plumbers decide it's easier to steal than
work, but get in way over their heads when they steal
diamonds from a bank and wreck a gangster's elaborate
scam. 5/22.
BARTON FINK [R]·Dark Comedy·1991·(1:57)
A serious Broadway playwright sweats out a B-movie script
in a Hollywood hotel. 5/11,19,28.
BATS [PG13]·Sci-Fi/Horror·1999·(1:31)
When a man-made virus leads bats to begin attacking
people, a specialist and her assistant are brought in to
destroy their nesting site before the problem escalates. 6/2.
BLADE [R]·Action·1998·(2:00)
Straight from the comics - a half-man, half vampire becomes
a hunter bent on preventing an undead renegade from
unleashing an unholy bloodlust armageddon. With Kris
Kristofferson, Traci Lords. 5/14,18,31.
BLAST FROM THE PAST [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:52)
An eccentric engineer, fearing World War III has begun, takes
his family into a bomb shelter in 1962. Thirty five years later,
their klutzy but cute son emerges to face the modern world -
with the help of a sexy, streetwise woman. 5/3.
BREAKFAST ON PLUTO [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(2:09)
An always optimistic foster kid leaves small-town life in
Ireland for London, where he becomes a rock singer, a
magician's helper, a suspected IRA bomber, a prostitute...and
a transvestite. A wild ride from director Neil Jordan.
5/8,20,24,30.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E2) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16)
The Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect sidekick go
outrageous on celebrity guests in their unconventional TV
studio. 5/1,4,5.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E3) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 5/8,12,13.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E4) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 5/15,18,19,20
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E5) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 5/22,23,24,26
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E6) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 5/29,6/2,3.
BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE: HUNTER S. THOMPSON
ON FILM [TV14]·Biography·2006·(1:17)
The wild life and chaotic times of "gonzo" writer Hunter S.
Thompson is recounted by Johnny Depp, Bill Murray, Sean
Penn, John Cusack, Benicio Del Toro and others in this Starz
Original documentary. Narrated by Nick Nolte. 5/8,20,30.
CACHE [R]·Foreign·2005·(1:58)
A popular TV host and his family receive a series of videos
and disturbing drawings made by someone watching their
home - soon, dark, long-suppressed secrets are revealed in
this suspenseful, thought-provoking mystery. 5/7,8,11,16,27.
CASANOVA [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:51)
The legendary seducer carries on the family tradition - love
'em and leave 'em - until he meets his match in Venice: a
cross-dressing femininst whose swordplay is the equal of any
man in this fast-paced, ribald costume comedy.
5/1,7,9,10,16.
THE CAVE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:37)
Bloodthirsty creatures await a pack of divers who become
trapped in an underwater cave network. 5/5,16.
CB4 [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
A group of middle-class guys form a gangsta rap group called
"Cell Block 4" - which leads to complications when they get
mistaken for the real thugs. A crazy "mockumentary" written
by and starring Chris Rock. 5/10,22.
THE CHILD [R]·Drama·2006·(1:35)
A directionless young couple's life takes a radical turn when
they become parents of a newborn son. Desperate for money,
dad sells the baby into the black market, but regrets the
decision and sets out to reclaim the child. 5/2,7,16.
CLERKS [R]·Comedy·1994·(1:32)
Director Kevin Smith's first film, an extremely raw comedy
about a loser convenience store clerk, his crazy customers,
and the video store employee who insults everyone in sight.
A slacker classic. 6/3.
CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 5/3,12,13,22,25,26,6/2.
THE CORRUPTOR [R]·Action·1999·(1:50)
Explosive, action-packed tale of a decorated NYC cop who
fights Asian gangs and the new rookie who suspects
corruption in the unit - while hiding secrets of his own.
5/4,9,17,27.
CROOKLYN [PG13]·Black·1994·(1:54)
A funny, poignant slice-of-life portrait of a black middle class
family in 1970s Brooklyn, focusing on the coming-of-age of
the family's only girl. Based on the memories of director
Spike Lee, with a dynamite soul soundtrack.
5/1,16,19,28.
THE CROW [R]·Action·1994·(1:41)
A rock musician - murdered along with his fiance in the inner
city- rises from the grave to take vengeance. Based on the
comic strip, Brandon Lee's last film. 5/2,11.
CYBER WARS [PG13]·Action·2004·(1:42)
In the near future, a sexy bounty hunter operating on the
fringes of virtual reality finds herself an unlikely ally with a
cop who thinks the city's vast computerized tracking system
is being used for more deadly purposes. 5/1,14,20,25.
DALLAS 362 [R]·Crime·2005·(1:36)
A twenty-something man, drifting in a world of drink, drugs
and petty crime, starts to find a way out via a relationship
with an unconventional psychiatrist, but getting his pal to join
him spells trouble for them both. 6/3.
THE DARK HALF [R]·Horror·1993·(2:01)
An author's evil alter ego goes on a killing spree under his
successful pen name. Based on the Stephen King novel.
5/17,24,29.
DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)
The contemporary cult classic focuses on the final day of high
school in 1976 for a group of teens who are truly dazed,
confused and wondering where to go next. An early role for
Matthew McConaughey, directed by Richard Linklater. 6/1.
DEAD LEAVES [TVMA]·Action·2004·(:52)
When strange beings Pandy and Retro awaken on Earth and
go on a crime spree, they are apprehended and sent to Dead
Leaves, a high tech prison on the moon. 5/11,22,31.
DEN OF LIONS [TVMA]·Action·2005·(1:43)
FBI agent goes undercover in Budapest to help the Bureau
and the Hungarian government infiltrate the operations of a
powerful Russian mafia kingpin. 5/14.
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
This movie continues the wonderous adventures of Deuce
Bigalow. Sent off to a gigalo school in England where he can
be trained to develop his full potential as a man-whore,
Deuce discovers a secret society of he-whores. 6/2.
DR. CHOPPER [TVMA]·Horror·2005·(1:24)
If you like your meat prepared rare - the doctor is ready to
take your order! A bloodthirsty surgeon stalks five college
friends at their secluded weekend getaway, butchering their
body parts for his grisly "secret of youth" 5/17.
DRIVE WELL, SLEEP CAREFULLY: ON THE ROAD WITH
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE [TV14]·Documentary·2005·(1:26)
13 live performances by Death Cab for Cutie filmed on 16mm
during the tail end of a US tour, featuring interviews with the
band conducted in their hometown of Seattle. 5/2,13,22,31.
DROPPED [TVMA]·Documentary·2005·(1:04)
Documentary about how bands survive after they've been
dropped by their record label. Includes profiles on Hot Karl,
The Bush Tetras, Murphy's Law, Burning Star, and more. 6/3.
DUST TO GLORY [PG]·Action·2005·(1:39)
Get a driver's eye view of the legendary Baja 1000, an annual
off-road race held in the Mexican desert that attracts
hundreds of racers piloting every kind of motorized vehicle -
16 hours of dangerous, one-of-a-kind racing! 5/17,25.
ENEMY OF THE STATE [R]·Action·1998·(2:12)
In this explosive thriller, a lawyer gets evidence implicating
government officials in a political murder, and is soon on the
run as the NSA tries to eliminate him. From producer Jerry
Bruckheimer. 6/2.
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER [R]·Drama·1999·(1:41)
A secret service surveillance expert (Ewan McGregor)
becomes obsessed with his latest case: a woman (Ashley
Judd) guilty of murder who reminds him of his daughter. 6/1.
FLIGHTPLAN [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:38)
A recent widow and her daughter board an airliner together in
Berlin, but the child disappears midway through the flight -
and neither the crew or passengers remembers seeing her.
Taut, tightly wound thriller. 5/4,12,13,24,30.
FREEZE FRAME [R]·Crime·2004·(1:35)
A man accused of a grisly triple murder is cleared, but he
collapes into paranoia and videotapes his life so he will
always have an alibi. But then another brutal killing occurs,
and again he's the suspect. Taut, nervous and gritty. 6/1.
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN [R]·Action·1996·(1:48)
Two brothers blast their way through Texas in a bloody crime
spree, escaping across the border to Mexico, only to land in a
gory vampire biker bar. Directed by Robert Rodriguez, written
by Quentin Tarantino. 6/1,2.
FRONTERZ [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:35)
Three unemployed friends decide to fake it as the latest
gangsta rap trio - and hit the big time! Co-starring Ted
Danson, Henry Winkler and Blair Underwood. 5/7.
GHETTO DAWG [R]·Black·2002·(1:29)
Tariq creates a full time job out of stealing upscale cars for
local gangster Gresh, but when he decides it's time to give up
the life, getting out from under his brutal crime boss proves
tougher and costlier than he expected. 5/9,30.
GOAL! THE DREAM BEGINS [PG]·Action·2006·(1:57)
A young man living in the barrios of L. A. dreams of becoming
a pro soccer player - and after being spotted by a talent
scout, he's on his way to England to make his dream come
true! Look for a cameo by David Beckham. 5/13,23.
GODZILLA, MOTHRA AND KING GHIDORAH: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK
[TV14]·Foreign·2001·(1:45)
It's up to three of Japan's most famous monsters to stop a
giant lizard from destroying Tokyo. 5/2,11.
HACKERS [PG13]·Thriller/Suspense·1995·(1:45)
A master hacker unites teen computer geeks against an
embezzling computer-security agent known as the Plague.
5/5,9,14,18.
HAPPY, TEXAS [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:38)
Two escaped convicts hijack a motor home belonging to a gay
couple who put on beauty pagents, and find themselves
ineptly posing as the pair while planning a bank robbery in
sleepy Happy, TX. A sly comedy, co-starring William H. Macy
5/7,13,26.
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE [PG]·Animated·2005·(1:59)
From the director of "Spirited Away" and "Princess
Mononoke", the lushly animated tale of a young woman
cursed by a witch, who discovers that her best chance to
break the spell lies with a young wizard and his four-legged
walking home. 5/4,13,26.
HUNT FOR EAGLE ONE [R]·Action·2006·(1:29)
A lieutenant must capture a marine trapped behind enemy
lines and stop Al-Qaeda terrorists from launching biological
weapons. 5/8,15,31.
HUNT FOR EAGLE ONE: CRASH POINT [R]·Action·2006·(1:26)
A Marine strike force team must stop terrorists planning to
crash a jet into a U.S. Military Intelligence base. 5/9,31.
INFECTION [R]·Foreign·2004·(1:38)
A mutant virus - created by mistake and covered up -
wreaks havoc and death on the staff and patients of a
Japanese hospital in this cool, creepy chiller. 5/5,10,15,20.
INTENT TO KILL [TV14]·Action·1992·(1:34)
An armed woman and her martial-artist friend fight a gang of
killers in an urban underworld. 5/30.
INTO THIN AIR: DEATH ON EVEREST [TVPG]·Adventure·1997·(1:30)
The true story of a 1996 climb to the top of Mount Everest,
when a howling blizzard hit the mountain and turned the
always risky ascent into a battle for life or death. Based on
the best-selling book. 5/30.
KINKY BOOTS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
A cross-dressing lounge singer comes to the aid of a man
struggling to keep his family's shoe factory afloat when he
suggests a new line of erotic boots for transvestites in this
critically acclaimed comedy. 5/3,15,20.
KUNG FU HUSTLE [R]·Action·2005·(1:39)
Well-dressed thugs battle a rival gang and the inhabitants of
a Canton slum in this hit martial-arts comedy - crazy
impossible stunts and split-second slapstick action from
director / star Stephen Chow ("Shaolin Soccer"). 5/5.
THE LIBERTINE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:54)
The sordid, kinky and strange true story of John Wilmot, the
Earl of Rochester, a 17th century aristocrat whose drinking
and sexual debauchery inspired and clouded his writing
talent and led him to an early grave. 5/8,12,24,28.
LICENCE TO KILL [PG13]·Action·1989·(2:13)
Now it's personal! 007 goes on his own, infiltrating a drug
lord's mob to avenge a close friend's gruesome death. The
17th James Bond movie features Benicio Del Toro and Wayne
Newton. 5/26.
A LIFE LESS ORDINARY [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:44)
A fired janitor kidnaps his boss's daughter in revenge, only he
gets way more than he bargained for - especially when two
rambunctious angels must convince the pair to fall in love.
Co-starring Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo. 5/15,17,26.
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS [PG]·Action·1987·(2:11)
Bond and a sexy cello virtuoso join together in a globe-trotting
search for a kidnapped Russian military officer. Dalton's
debut as 007 marks the 16th James Bond movie. 5/28.
LONDON [R]·Drama·2006·(1:32)
Syd awakens in his NYC apartment and discovers his
girlfriend is leaving town and having a going-away party -
and he's not invited! So concocts a wild plan to crash the
party and win back the girl. With Jason Statham. 5/10,19,6/3.
Clive Barker's LORD OF ILLUSIONS [R]·Horror·1995·(1:49)
A private eye looks after the wife of an illusionist who killed
his mentor, the leader of a black-magic cult. 5/28.
MEMORY OF A KILLER [R]·Crime·2005·(2:03)
A weary professional hitman finds himself being chased by a
deadly trio - the police, his own bosses when he refuses a
job, and periodic amnesia caused by Alzheimer's disease. A
taut, intricate thriller. 5/2,8,21.
MINDHUNTERS [R]·Action·2005·(1:46)
Seven new FBI recruits are taken to a remote island to learn
how to track a serial killer. But the trainees quickly have to
put their new skills into practice when they discover that
there is in fact a killer amongst them. 5/9,14,18,22,26.
MIRRORMASK [PG]·Drama·2005·(1:41)
A teenage girl from a circus family wishes she could run away
from home - and finds herself in a mystical fantasy world
called The Dark Lands. Only by locating the fabled
MirrorMask can she escape a cruel fate! 5/2,7,11,12,27,31.
MR. NICE GUY [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:28) Jackie Chan
A popular television chef gets involved in a race to save a
television reporter from the brutal thugs whose boss was
caught on tape committing murder. An action extravaganza -
and stick around for the credits! 6/1.
ON THE SET: 149 [TV14]·(:14)
A behind the scenes look at the making of "Spiderman 3"
starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. 4/30,5/4,5,10,17.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE HOOD [TVMA]·Action·2004·(1:38)
When he falls in love with an innocent young woman and his
brother is shot under questionable circumstances, Raul
attempts to leave his gang. 5/1,19.
THE OPPOSITE OF SEX [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:41)
A hilariously acid-tongued 16-year-old visits her gay
half-brother and begins a crazed road adventure, including
seducing his boyfriend, burglary and a murder! Not politically
correct, with Lisa Kudrow, Lyle Lovett, William Lee Scott 5/12,30.
ORIGINAL GANGSTAS [R]·Action·1996·(1:39)
A crew of former gang members take back their Gary, Indiana
hood from the Uzi-toting gangbangers who have taken over.
Featuring blaxploitation stars Pam Grier, Richard Roundtree,
Ron O'Neal and more. 5/27.
PRETTY PERSUASION [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(1:50)
A 15-year-old girl incites chaos among her friends and a
media frenzy when she accuses her drama teacher of sexual
harassment. 5/4,14,19,23.
THE PROFESSIONAL [R]·Crime·1994·(1:49)
A professional killer takes an orphaned girl under his wing.
5/7,18,29,6/1.
PROOF [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:40)
The daughter of a brilliant yet mentally erratic mathematician
must deal with his legacies of brilliance and madness when a
young student discovers a groundbreaking mathematical
proof buried in his cryptic notebooks. 5/5,8,20,30.
PUERTO VALLARTA SQUEEZE [R]·Thriller/Suspense·2003·(1:58)
Scott Glen and Harvey Keitel star in this exotic thriller in
which everyone has an agenda and no one can be trusted. 5/28.
PULP FICTION [R]·Black·1994·(2:34)
Two outrageous hit men, a small time boxer looking to even
the score, and a gangster's drug-addled girlfriend all connect
in director Quentin Tarantino's violently comic contemporary
classic. Make that a royale with cheese... 5/3,15,23.
THE PURIFIERS [R]·Action·2004·(1:21)
Set in Britain in the near future, rival gangs meet their biggest
adversary in the form of a corrupt gang leader and politician
who wants to unite and control them all. 5/8,12.
THE QUEST [PG13]·Action·1996·(1:34)
A surprisingly inventive and exciting directorial debut for
Jean-Claude Van Damme, who stars as a small-time New
York pickpocket who bumbles his way into the world's most
prestigious martial arts tournament. 6/3.
RAISING CAIN [R]·Horror·1992·(1:31) John Lithgow.
He's a brilliant child psychologist, loving husband, and doting
father. But he's also got multiple personalities inhabiting his
head, and soon one of them is involved in freakish
experiments with kids. Directed by Brian DePalma. 4/30.
RENEGADE [R]·Action·2004·(2:04)
Vincent Cassel, Michael Madsen and Juliet Lewis star in this
psychedelic western tale and the search for a lost treasure of gold. 5/31.
RENT [PG13]·Black·2005·(2:15)
Film adaptation of multi-award-winning musical about a
group of Bohemian friends in late 1980s Greenwich Village.
5/6,10,16,28.
RUSH HOUR [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:38) Jackie Chan.
What happens when a rebel Hong Kong detective and a
hotshot, loudmouth L.A. cop team up to rescue a diplomat's
kidnapped daughter? Lots of hilarious one-liners and
high-kicking martial arts action in this hit action-comedy!
5/6,7,12,24.
RV [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39) Robin Williams.
What can go wrong when dad rents an ugly green RV for his
dysfunctional family's mountain vacation? How about no
brakes, unruly septic tanks, and being stuck with yodeling
traveling companions! From the director of "Men In Black." 5/1.
SESSION 9 [R]·Art House·2001·(1:40)
Working at an abandoned mental institution, an already
stressed out asbestos removal crew are soon terrorized by an
unknown assailant. 5/9,15,21,22.
SHALLOW GRAVE [R]·Art House·1994·(1:32)
Greedy yuppie roommates in Edinburgh must dispose of a
body, and a satchel full of cash. Kerry Fox, Ewan MacGregor.
5/19,25.
SHUT UP AND KISS ME [TV14]·Romantic
Comedy·2004·(1:41)
When two friends meet the women of their dreams, their
troubles are just beginning. 5/11,27.
SILENT HILL [R]·Horror·2006·(2:05)
A mother takes her traumatized daughter to an eerie ghost
town called Silent Hill, hoping to cure the child's demons - but
when the girl disappears, a deadly game of gory, nightmarish
scenes begins! Not for the squeamish!
5/4,9,10,19,20,24.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E15) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 5/3,7.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E16) [TV14]·(:24) 5/10,14.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E17) [TV14]·(:24) 5/17,20,22,23,24
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E18) [TV14]·(:24) 5/24,27.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E19) [TV14]·(:24) 5/31,6/1.
STEALTH [PG13]·Action·2005·(2:01)
An Artificial Intelligence (robot) pilot is brought into the naval
Air Force to learn combat skills from human pilots, but the
A.I. pilot begins to have ideas of his own on how to fly.
5/11,12,21,25.
STICK IT! [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
The law puts the brakes on a talented young woman's wild
life and sends her back to the world of competitive
gymnastics, where her talent and rebellious attitude shake up
the system! From the writer of "Bring It On." 6/2.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
[R]·Science-Fiction·1991·(2:17)
A decade after Sarah Connor destroyed the original
Terminator, a second killing machine arrives from 2029, but
this time his mission is to protect her son, the future leader of
the human resistance, from an even deadlier Terminator.
5/1,12,21.
THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA [R]·Drama·2005·(2:01)
When a rookie Border Patrol agent kills a Mexican illegal and
buries him in the Texas desert, the man's boss kidnaps the
agent and forces him on a journey to make things right. A
finely tuned drama, directed by Tommy Lee Jones. 5/2,6,29.
THUMBSUCKER [R]·Art House·2005·(1:36)
An all-star cast tells the tale of a teenage boy's addiction to
sucking his thumb, and the unexpected changes that ensue
when he learns how to break the habit. Witty and real, with
Keanu Reeves, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio. 5/17,21,26,29.
TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
[PG]·Animated·1993·(1:16)
Tim Burton's animated contemporary classic about Jack
Skellington of Halloweentown and his plot to kidnap Santa
Claus and become the overlord of Christmas. 4/30.
ULTRAVIOLET [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
She's a woman with a mission! Super-soldier Ultraviolet
possesses incredible physical powers, which she must use to
protect a boy who may hold the key to stopping a war
between humans and vampire-like Hemophages! 4/30,6/2,3.
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION [R]·Action·2006·(1:46)
Selene, the sexy, sleek vampire warrior, is back! The
explosive war between the Death Dealers and Lycans
continues full throttle as Selene and her werewolf lover go on
the run, searching for their future by seeking their past.
6/1.
VENOM [R]·Horror·2005·(1:27)
Combine the mystical Louisiana swamps, a snake-filled
suitcase, Mr. Jangles - a man possessed by 13 evil souls - a
group of sexy young teens, add a dollop of voodoo, and you've
got a fun, gory screamfest! 6/2.
WARREN MILLER'S HIGHER GROUND [TVPG]·Adventure·2005·(1:38)
Renown skier Jeremy Bloom hosts this globe-trotting
adventure from Alaska to Switzerland. 6/2.
WEATHERING CONTINENT [TV14]·Anime·2003·(:55)
Three companions all with their own special gifts wander a
vast continent long before the roots of history, searching for a
place where they may live in peace, while perused by an evil
warlord and his bloodthirsty gang. 6/3.
THE WEDDING SINGER [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:37)
Lost in the 80s: an aspiring singer and an attractive waitress
suffer through bad relationships - love stinks, you know -
before finally hooking up for their own white wedding in this
fresh, funny romantic comedy. 5/3,15,19,25.
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:27)
In an opulent estate, a teen babysitter answers the phone
and begins a long, suspenseful night evading a taunting
psychopathic stalker - who may be in the house with her! 6/1.
WHIRLYGIRL [R]·Drama·2004·(1:35)
A prep school student finds himself falling for a seductive,
mysterious exotic dancer - but can their friendship and
growing love survive their wildly different backgrounds?
5/6,10,18,22,29.
WINTER PASSING [R]·Art House·2006·(1:39)
A struggling actress, the daughter of two writers, returns
home after seven years to see if she can cash in on her
parent's love letters - but she finds her recluse father living
with some eccentric caretakers. With Will Ferrell. 6/3.
XXX: STATE OF THE UNION [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:41)
The Secretary of State and his private army is planning to
take over the US government, and the latest XXX agent -
Darius Stone - is called on to save the day. Featuring Willem
Dafoe. 5/6,19,25,31.
THE ZODIAC [R]·Crime·2006·(1:37)
In 1968 a serial killer known as the Zodiac begins to commit
a string of vicious murders that would leave a community in
terror and a police force unable to stop his appetite for blood.
5/4,9,26.
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU [PG13]·Drama·1999·(1:37)
A militantly-feminist teenage girl is courted by her high
school's resident "bad boy" as part of a convoluted scheme
by another guy to get to the girl's beautiful and popular sister.
From the creators of "Legally Blonde." 5/3,7,12,13.
10TH & WOLF [R]·Crime·2006·(1:48)
After returning home to Philadelphia from the military, a
former street tough tangles with a local mob boss. 5/6,17.
2046 [R]·Asian·2005·(2:08)
Director Wong Kar Wai's elegant, vibrant meditation on
memory, the past and the future: the interweaving stories of
a sci-fi author, a train to the future, and the mysterious
women of hotel room 2046. 6/3.
50 CENT: REFUSE 2 DIE [TVMA]·Documentary·2005·(1:21)
A documentary about the early life and the subsequent
successful career of the rap star 50 Cent. 4/30,5/18,21.
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ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH [R]·Action·1996·(1:16)
In the near future, war has created biological mayhem as a
deadly germ decimates the population. In Boston, a rookie
cop and a special police unit hunt a cannabalistic killer who
carries the killer microbes in a bomb. 6/4,9,12,17
ANNAPOLIS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:43)
A brawny young man fulfills his mother's dream of attending
the Naval Academy, where he's assigned a pudgy but brilliant
roommate - and both must fight their way to acceptance,
including entering the traditional boxing competition. 7/1.
BACHELOR PARTY VEGAS [TV14]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
Four friends hold a bachelor party in Las Vegas and soon
have a series of encounters with stripper's gangsters and
showgirls. 6/10,13,21,25,29.
BATS [PG13]·Sci-Fi/Horror·1999·(1:31)
When a man-made virus leads bats to begin attacking
people, a specialist and her assistant are brought in to
destroy their nesting site before the problem escalates.
6/2,14,22.
THE BAXTER [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2005·(1:31)
Who is the baxter? He's the guy left standing at the altar when
the bride's true love bursts in. And Elliot is determined not to
become the latest victim when his fiancee's ex-lover returns.
Look for Peter Dinklage as the gay dwarf. 6/9,12,17,29.
BLADE [R]·Action·1998·(2:00)
Straight from the comics - a half-man, half vampire becomes
a hunter bent on preventing an undead renegade from
unleashing an unholy bloodlust armageddon. With Kris
Kristofferson, Traci Lords. 5/31.
BLAST FROM THE PAST [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:52)
An eccentric engineer, fearing World War III has begun, takes
his family into a bomb shelter in 1962. Thirty five years later,
their klutzy but cute son emerges to face the modern world -
with the help of a sexy, streetwise woman. 6/4
THE BREAKUP ARTIST [R]·Romantic Comedy·2004·(1:28)
A hopeless romantic better at getting out of relationships then
staying in them realizes he's in love with his best friend only
she's getting married in two weeks. 7/1.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E6) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16)
The Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect sidekick go
outrageous on celebrity guests in their unconventional TV
studio. 6/2,4.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E7) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15)
The Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect sidekick go
outrageous on celebrity guests in their unconventional TV
studio. 6/5,7,9,10
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E8) 6/12,15,16
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E9) 6/19,21,23
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E10) 6/26,27,28
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:25)
A flighty cheerleader learns that she is her generation's
destined battler of vampires. 6/6,9,18,24.
CACHE [R]·Foreign·2005·(1:58)
A popular TV host and his family receive a series of videos
and disturbing drawings made by someone watching their
home - soon, dark, long-suppressed secrets are revealed in
this suspenseful, thought-provoking mystery. 6/14,25.
THE CAVE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:37)
Bloodthirsty creatures await a pack of divers who become
trapped in an underwater cave network. 7/1.
CLERKS [R]·Comedy·1994·(1:32)
Director Kevin Smith's first film, an extremely raw comedy
about a loser convenience store clerk, his crazy customers,
and the video store employee who insults everyone in sight.
A slacker classic. 6/3,9,13.
CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 6/2,17,21.
CROUPIER [TVMA]·Art House·1998·(1:31)
Struggling British author gambles more than he realizes when
he accepts a job as a casino dealer. 6/30.
DALLAS 362 [R]·Crime·2005·(1:36)
A twenty-something man, drifting in a world of drink, drugs
and petty crime, starts to find a way out via a relationship
with an unconventional psychiatrist, but getting his pal to join
him spells trouble for them both. 6/3,13,26.
DALTRY CALHOUN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A former pot farmer struggles to keep his once lucrative
Tennessee sod empire intact while dealing with a parade of
problem women - including his estranged 14-year-old
daughter unexpectedly left in his care. 6/6,7,17,29.
DAWN OF THE DEAD [R]·Black·2004·(1:40)
A gripping, gory remake of the cult horror classic: the undead
walk the earth as flesh-eating zombies, trapping a disparate
group of desperate people in a suburban shopping mall. From
the director of "300". 6/5,8,9,14,20,24.
DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)
The contemporary cult classic focuses on the final day of high
school in 1976 for a group of teens who are truly dazed,
confused and wondering where to go next. An early role for
Matthew McConaughey, directed by Richard Linklater.
6/1,5,10,28.
DEAD AWAKE [R]·Mystery·2001·(1:38)
A corporate wunderkind with insomnia must clear himself
when he becomes the prime suspect in a murder case.
6/9,19.
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
This movie continues the wonderous adventures of Deuce
Bigalow. Sent off to a gigalo school in England where he can
be trained to develop his full potential as a man-whore,
Deuce discovers a secret society of he-whores. 6/2,7,22.
THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON [PG13]·Biography·2006·(1:50)
Daniel Johnston, manic-depressive genius
singer/songwriter/artist is revealed in this portrait of
madness, creativity and love. 6/6,22,26.
DIRTY WORK [TVMA]·Crime·2005·(1:37)
This neo-noir follows a streetwise police detective as he plays
cat and mouse with a wiley, brutal crime boss. As the stakes
grow, he tries to help a pretty Polish immigrant steer clear of
the crime lord's sleazy clutches. 6/12,27.
DROPPED [TVMA]·Documentary·2005·(1:04)
Documentary about how bands survive after they've been
dropped by their record label. Includes profiles on Hot Karl,
The Bush Tetras, Murphy's Law, Burning Star, and more.
6/3,15,23.
ENCINO MAN [PG]·Comedy·1992·(1:28)
Two high school nerds discover a frozen caveman in their
backyard and introduce him to the modern world. An early
role for Brendan Fraser. 6/24.
ENEMY OF THE STATE [R]·Action·1998·(2:12)
In this explosive thriller, a lawyer gets evidence implicating
government officials in a political murder, and is soon on the
run as the NSA tries to eliminate him. From producer Jerry
Bruckheimer. 6/2,6,12,22,25.
EXOTICA [R]·Art House·1995·(1:43)
Overlapping stories unfold from Toronto's Exotica - the DJ
works while his ex-girlfriend strips, a customs officer audits a
nervous pet-store owner, and more - and ultimately come
together in this time-shifting, mesmerizing mystery. 6/30.
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER [R]·Drama·1999·(1:41)
A secret service surveillance expert (Ewan McGregor)
becomes obsessed with his latest case: a woman (Ashley
Judd) guilty of murder who reminds him of his daughter.
6/1,5,21.
FIND ME GUILTY [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:05)
Based on a true story - during the longest organized crime
trial in U.S. history, one wise-guy decided to defend himself!
His serio-comic strategies frustrated the judge, lawyers and
co-defendants in this unusual, winning mob story.
6/13,14,22,26.
FREE MONEY [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:34)
Two losers plan to rob a freight train full of money, but an
eccentric father-in-law complicates their plans. 7/1.
FREEZE FRAME [R]·Crime·2004·(1:35)
A man accused of a grisly triple murder is cleared, but he
collapes into paranoia and videotapes his life so he will
always have an alibi. But then another brutal killing occurs,
and again he's the suspect. Taut, nervous and gritty. 6/1,5.
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN [R]·Action·1996·(1:48)
Two brothers blast their way through Texas in a bloody crime
spree, escaping across the border to Mexico, only to land in a
gory vampire biker bar. Directed by Robert Rodriguez, written
by Quentin Tarantino. 6/1,11,16.
FROSTBITE [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
When a slacker is accepted into a snowboarding academy, he
soon realizes there must be more to life than hot tubs, booze,
and naked babes - or is there? 6/8.
GAMER.TV (E18) [TV14]·(:25)
Weekly magazine show with behind-the-scenes look at new
and upcoming videogame titles. Also features critiques,
highlights, and first-hand accounts from game creators and
designers. 6/2,6
GAMER.TV (E19) [TV14]·(:25) 6/9,11,13,16
GAMER.TV (E20) [TV14]·(:25) 6/16,20
GAMER.TV (E21) [TV14]·(:25) 6/23,27,29
GAMER.TV (E22) [TV14]·(:25) 6/30
GOD SAID,"HA!" [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:25)
In a one-woman-show, SNL's Julia Sweeney recounts in both
humorous and dramatic anecdotes the death of her brother
from lymphoma, as well as her own battle with cervical
cancer. 6/17.
HALLOWEEN H2O: 20 YEARS LATER [R]·Horror·1998·(1:26)
It has been 20 years since Laurie Strode's psycho brother,
masked killer Michael Myers, wreaked bloody havoc on
Halloween. She is thrust back into the horror when her
murderous brother returns to finish the job he started.
Jamie Lee Curtis, Janey Leigh. 6/9,14,25,7/1.
HIGHER LEARNING [R]·Drama·1995·(2:08)
People from all different walks of life, encounter racial
tension, assault, responsibility, and the meaning of an
education on a university campus. 6/7.
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE [PG]·Animated·2005·(1:59)
From the director of "Spirited Away" and "Princess
Mononoke", the lushly animated tale of a young woman
cursed by a witch, who discovers that her best chance to
break the spell lies with a young wizard and his four-legged
walking home. 6/8,19,22,27.
JUST VISITING [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:28)
An 11th century French knight and his squire find themselves
transported by a witch to modern America, where they must
find a wizard to send them back. Co-starring Christina
Applegate and Tara Reid. 6/16,20,24.
KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
A boy's upscale L.A. bar mitzvah is threatening to careen out
of control when he decides to invite his long-shunned hippie
grandad to the party! A feel-good comedy with Garry
Marshall, Darryl Hannah, Larry Miller. 6/26,30.
THE LIBERTINE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:54)
The sordid, kinky and strange true story of John Wilmot, the
Earl of Rochester, a 17th century aristocrat whose drinking
and sexual debauchery inspired and clouded his writing
talent and led him to an early grave. 6/10,12,15.
LITTLE MAN [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:38)
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on
the lam as his newly adopted son. From the creators of 'White
Chicks' and 'Scary Movie.' 6/20,21,30.
LONDON [R]·Drama·2006·(1:32)
Syd awakens in his NYC apartment and discovers his
girlfriend is leaving town and having a going-away party -
and he's not invited! So concocts a wild plan to crash the
party and win back the girl. With Jason Statham.
6/3,15,20,25,28.
THE LORDS OF DOGTOWN [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:47)
The true story of the birth of the modern skateboarding
culture, as a group of Southern Cal teens in the 1970s perfect
their outrageous moves on the sidewalks and empty
swimming pools of L.A. From the creator of "Dogtown and
Z-Boys." 6/6,14,18,23,29.
LOST IN TRANSLATION [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:42)
A seen-better-days American actor and a newly married
woman meet in Tokyo and spend an increasingly intimate
week together in the colorful city. Oscar-winner for Best
Original Screenplay, Golden Globes Best Actor (Murray).
6/6,28.
LOVE COMES TO THE EXECUTIONER
[R]·Comedy·2006·(1:29)
A Latin scholar becomes the star executioner at the local
prison where his own brother is slated to die. 6/10,14,20.
MALLRATS [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:35)
Two Gen-X slackers lose their girlfriends and head for the
mall - but that's just an excuse for a dizzying array of surreal
situations and outrageous comedy from director Kevin Smith
("Clerks"). With Jay and Silent Bob, Ben Affleck. 6/13,21.
MAN ON THE MOON [R]·Biography·1999·(1:58)
The story of bizarre comedian/actor Andy Kaufman comes to
life, including his off-the-wall comedic routines and
deep-cover personas. Co-starring Danny DeVito, directed by
Milos Forman ("The People Vs Larry Flynt"). 6/15,19,24,28.
MARKED FOR DEATH [R]·Action·1990·(1:33)
A retired, burned-out DEA agent returns to his hometown
only to discover that a dangerous drug lord has taken over -
and it's only a matter of time before bones start breaking!
6/18.
THE MATADOR [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:38)
A chance hotel bar meeting in Mexico City between a frazzled
businessman and a lowlife professional hit man will
drastically alter both their lives in this hilariously off-kilter
story. Not to be missed! 6/10,18,23,27.
MEAN GUNS [R]·Action·1997·(1:50)
A mob boss invites the 100 crooks who ever crossed him to a
new, yet-to-open high security prison, where he issues guns,
ammo, and bats - and offers ten million dollars to the three
left standing. 6/15,26.
MINDHUNTERS [R]·Action·2005·(1:46)
Seven new FBI recruits are taken to a remote island to learn
how to track a serial killer. But the trainees quickly have to
put their new skills into practice when they discover that
there is in fact a killer amongst them. 6/4,16.
MIXED NUTS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:37)
A stellar ensemble cast highlights the misadventures of a
group of crisis hotline volunteers on one crazy Christmas Eve.
With Adam Sandler, Jon Stewart, Rob Reiner, directed by Nora
Ephron ("You've Got Mail", "Michael"). 6/11.
MONEY TALKS [R]·Action·1997·(1:36)
A manic, motor-mouth con man and a struggling tv journalist
team up to create a sure-fire hit news story, but everything
goes hilariously wrong when real crooks enter the picture.
From the director of the "Rush Hour" movies. 6/8,23.
MONTANA [R]·Crime·1998·(1:36)
A female mob enforcer is sent to retrieve her boss's girlfriend,
but when the moll commits a high-profile murder, both
women have to go on the run from their own syndicate. With
Robin Tunney, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, John Ritter. 6/17.
MR. NICE GUY [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:28) Jackie Chan
A popular television chef gets involved in a race to save a
television reporter from the brutal thugs whose boss was
caught on tape committing murder. An action extravaganza -
and stick around for the credits! 6/1,11,28.
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S BLACKBALL [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:37)
The British sport of lawn bowling will never be the same after
a talented bad boy, promoted by a sleazy American sports
agent, takes on the refined older gentlemen who play the
game. 6/4,13,19.
NEW ORLEANS MUSIC IN EXILE [TV14]·Black·2006·(1:52)
A Starz InBlack Original Documentary following the plight of
displaced musicians, forced to flee from their home city as a
result of the deadly assault by Hurricane Katrina. 7/1.
NOVEMBER [R]·Mystery·2005·(1:18)
When her boyfriend is shot to death in a robbery, LA
photographer Sophie Jacobs struggles to get over the murder.
Her life begins to change and the line between reality and
fantasy is beginning to shatter. 6/5,18,23.
ON THE SET: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END [TVPG]·(:14)
A behind the scenes look at the making of "Pirates of the
Caribbean: At World's End," starring Johnny Depp, Orlando
Bloom, and Keira Knightley. 5/30,6/3,7.
PARTY ANIMALZ [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:15)
When a pair of Latino house painters gain access to a vacant
mansion, they host the hottest house party the barrio of
Beverly Hills has ever seen! 6/16,27.
PEOPLES [TVMA]·Drama·2003·(1:36)
A coming of age story following the lives of three friends one
summer in Louisville, KY. Fueled by the desire to avoid
responsibility at all costs, the trio has a simple set of
priorities: get drunk, chase women, and cause trouble.
6/4,12.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST [PG13]·Adventure·2006·(2:31)
Captain Jack Sparrow and friends try to save their souls from
the evil pirate Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms.
Oscar-winning special effects highlight this blockbuster sequel
to Pirates of the Caribbean. 6/24,25,28.
THE PROFESSIONAL [R]·Crime·1994·(1:49)
A professional killer takes an orphaned girl under his wing.
6/1,7,16,27.
THE PROTECTOR [R]·Action·2006·(1:23)
A kickboxer travels to Australia to fight the gangsters who
stole his family's sacred elephants. 7/1.
THE QUEST [PG13]·Action·1996·(1:34)
A surprisingly inventive and exciting directorial debut for
Jean-Claude Van Damme, who stars as a small-time New
York pickpocket who bumbles his way into the world's most
prestigious martial arts tournament. 6/3,23.
RENEGADE [R]·Action·2004·(2:04)
Vincent Cassel, Michael Madsen and Juliet Lewis star in this
psychedelic western tale and the search for a lost treasure of
gold. 6/10,27.
RIDE [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:24)
A NYC film school grad chaperones a group of wanna-be
stars, including rappers and dancers, as they board a bus
bound for a Miami music video shoot. With Downtown Julie
Brown, Cedric The Entertainer, and a cameo from Snoop
Dogg. 6/24.
SAVING FACE [R]·Asian·2005·(1:37)
A Chinese-American lesbian and her traditionalist mother are
reluctant to go public with secret loves that clash against
cultural expectations. 6/10.
SEE THIS MOVIE [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:22)
Two bumbling, but determined, graduates from a three day
film school get their film accepted into the Montreal World
Film Festival with a feature film that has yet to be made.
6/13,18,29.
SHACKLES [R]·Drama·2005·(1:55)
A teacher who has been banned from teaching because of his
assault of a student is given a second chance when offered a
position at a school inside a prison. 6/11,29.
THE SQUID AND THE WHALE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:21)
Based on a true story: two teenage boys find themselves
ultimately choosing sides as their parents separate in this
touching, dramatic, and often hilarious film. Winner of
multiple awards, co-starring Anna Pacquin. 6/11,21.
STARK RAVING MAD [R]·Comedy·2002·(1:41)
A manic, careening story of a professional thief who needs to
muffle the sounds of tunneling into an underground bank
vault, so he sponsors a wild rave in the next door nightclub -
but this party spirals out of control! 6/7,11,19,22,30.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E19) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 6/1,5
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E20) [TV14]·(:24) 6/7,8,9,13
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E21) [TV14]·(:24) 6/14,15
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E22) [TV14]·(:24) 6/21
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E23) [TV14]·(:24) 6/28,7/1
STAY ALIVE [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:26)
A group of friends play a mysterious horror video game, only
to discover that when they die in the game... they die for real!
6/4,9,13,17,29.
STICK IT! [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
The law puts the brakes on a talented young woman's wild
life and sends her back to the world of competitive
gymnastics, where her talent and rebellious attitude shake up
the system! From the writer of "Bring It On." 6/2,7,12,29.
SUPERCOP [R]·Action·1996·(1:31) Jackie Chan
A Hong Kong cop and his beautiful Chinese partner chase a
drug lord across the Far East in one of Chan's best action
adventures. Flying motorcycles, pulverizing martial arts
action, incredible stunts and more! 6/5
SWINGERS [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:36)
It's money, baby! Wannabe actors hit the Hollywood
neo-lounge scene and endlessly search for "honey babes",
knowing their big break is just around the corner in this
contemporary comedy classic! An early lead role for Vince
Vaughn. 6/8,30.
ULTRAVIOLET [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
She's a woman with a mission! Super-soldier Ultraviolet
possesses incredible physical powers, which she must use to
protect a boy who may hold the key to stopping a war
between humans and vampire-like Hemophages!
6/2,3,8,18,23,27.
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION [R]·Action·2006·(1:46)
Selene, the sexy, sleek vampire warrior, is back! The
explosive war between the Death Dealers and Lycans
continues full throttle as Selene and her werewolf lover go on
the run, searching for their future by seeking their past.
6/1,12,19,20,24,30.
VENOM [R]·Horror·2005·(1:27)
Combine the mystical Louisiana swamps, a snake-filled
suitcase, Mr. Jangles - a man possessed by 13 evil souls - a
group of sexy young teens, add a dollop of voodoo, and you've
got a fun, gory screamfest! 6/2,11,21,26.
THE VISITATION [PG13]·Drama·2006·(1:44)
A charismatic stranger with a supernatural presence sets up
his revival tent on the edge of a small town and soon divides
the residents - is he a new messiah, or something more
sinister? With Kelly Lynch. 6/4,20,26,30.
WARREN MILLER'S HIGHER GROUND [TVPG]·Adventure·2005·(1:38)
Renown skier Jeremy Bloom hosts this globe-trotting
adventure from Alaska to Switzerland. 6/2,7.
WARREN MILLER'S RIDE [TVG]·Action·2000·(1:37)
The World of Extreme skiing and snowboarding. 6/7.
WARREN MILLER'S STORM [TVG]·Action·2002·(1:35)
Warren Miller catches extreme snow sports from the USA,
Canada and Europe in this stunning documentary. 6/7.
WEATHERING CONTINENT [TV14]·Anime·2003·(:55)
Three companions all with their own special gifts wander a
vast continent long before the roots of history, searching for a
place where they may live in peace, while perused by an evil
warlord and his bloodthirsty gang. 6/2,3,8,20.
THE WEDDING SINGER [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:37)
Lost in the 80s: an aspiring singer and an attractive waitress
suffer through bad relationships - love stinks, you know -
before finally hooking up for their own white wedding in this
fresh, funny romantic comedy. 6/17.
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:27)
In an opulent estate, a teen babysitter answers the phone
and begins a long, suspenseful night evading a taunting
psychopathic stalker - who may be in the house with her!
6/1,15,16,24.
WHY WE FIGHT [PG13]·Documentary·2006·(1:39)
Fascinating and sobering exploration of the billion-dollar
military defense industries and their increasing influence on
the American economy, foreign policy and culture since World
War II. 6/8,9.
WINTER PASSING [R]·Art House·2006·(1:39)
A struggling actress, the daughter of two writers, returns
home after seven years to see if she can cash in on her
parent's love letters - but she finds her recluse father living
with some eccentric caretakers. With Will Ferrell. 6/3,15,19.
THE ZODIAC [R]·Crime·2006·(1:37)
In 1968 a serial killer known as the Zodiac begins to commit
a string of vicious murders that would leave a community in
terror and a police force unable to stop his appetite for blood.
6/5,15,25.
10TH & WOLF [R]·Crime·2006·(1:48)
After returning home to Philadelphia from the military, a
former street tough tangles with the local mob boss who
drove him out of the neighborhood. WIth Piper Perabo, Brad
Renfro, Dennis Hopper, Tommy Lee, Val Kilmer. 6/20.
11:14 [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(1:26)
A driver talking on his cell phone hits something in the road,
unwittingly connecting a father who thinks his daughter killed
her boyfriend, a clerk who agrees to help rob her own store,
and a trio of joy-riding friends. 6/6,14,18,23.
THE 13TH WARRIOR [R]·Adventure·1999·(1:43)
In 922 A.D., an Arab ambassador joins a group of Norsemen
to defend a village from a terrifying and mysterious enemy.
6/4,8,12,28.
18 FINGERS OF DEATH! [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:27)
In this mockumentary, Buford Lee is perhaps the greatest
B-movie martial artist that no one has ever heard of. But
Roland Mack, an inner city youth is determined to make a
documentary about this fading star. 6/11,19,22.
2046 [R]·Asian·2005·(2:08)
Director Wong Kar Wai's elegant, vibrant meditation on
memory, the past and the future: the interweaving stories of
a sci-fi author, a train to the future, and the mysterious
women of hotel room 2046. 6/3,16.
Tuesday, 5 ·1
7:10a Cyber Wars
9:00a Annapolis
10:45a RV
12:30p Crooklyn
2:35p Casanova
4:35p Terminator 2: Judgment Day "Come with me if you want to live"
7:00p RV
8:45p Bronx Bunny (E2)
9:00p Annapolis
10:45p Casanova
12:40a Once Upon A Time In The Hood
2:20a Terminator 2: Judgment Day
4:40a Annapolis
Wednesday, 5 ·2
6:30a Drive Well, Sleep Carefully: On...
8:05a Godzilla, Mothra and King...
10:00a Mirrormask
11:50a The Three Burials Of Melquiades...
2:00p The Child
3:40p Memory Of A Killer
5:45p Mirrormask
7:30p Drive Well, Sleep Carefully: On...
9:00p The Three Burials Of Melquiades...
11:05p Memory Of A Killer
1:10a The Crow
3:00a Mirrormask
4:45a The Three Burials Of Melquiades...
Thursday, 5 ·3
6:50a Kinky Boots
8:40a Click
10:30a Pulp Fiction (nothing personal, it's just business)
1:10p Blast From The Past (1999 comedy, raised in a fallout shelter for 35 years, Sissy Spacek)
3:05p The Wedding Singer
4:45p The Astronaut's Wife
6:45p 10 Things I Hate About You
8:30p Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
9:00p Click
10:50p The Wedding Singer
12:30a Pulp Fiction
3:10a The Astronaut's Wife
5:05a Click
Friday, 5 ·4
7:00a Silent Hill
9:15a Bronx Bunny (E2)
9:40a Flightplan
11:20a The Zodiac
1:00p Howl's Moving Castle
3:00p Silent Hill
5:10p The Corruptor
7:05p Pretty Persuasion
9:00p Flightplan
10:40p Silent Hill
12:50a The Zodiac
2:30a Pretty Persuasion
4:30a Dead Leaves
5:30a Flightplan
Saturday, 5 ·5
7:15a Kung Fu Hustle
9:00a Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Mike Myers comedy)
10:35a The Cave
12:15p Annapolis
2:00p Hackers
3:50p Infection
5:30p Proof
7:15p Kung Fu Hustle
9:00p The Cave
10:40p Infection
12:20a Bronx Bunny (E2)
12:45a Annapolis
2:35a Proof
4:20a The Cave
Sunday, 5 ·6
6:00a The Three Burials Of Melquiades...
8:05a American Rap Stars
9:35a XXX: State Of The Union
11:20a 10th & Wolf
1:10p Rush Hour
2:50p Whirlygirl
4:35p The Three Burials Of Melquiades...
6:40p Rent
9:00p XXX: State Of The Union
10:45p Whirlygirl
12:30a 10th & Wolf
2:20a The Three Burials Of Melquiades...
4:30a XXX: State Of The Union
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