Mintus; Latin word for Gastrointestinal Disfunction.

Comes from a long line of mutant hybrid species.

Loves gardening, epecially fertalizing.

Drinks Miller High Life on occasion in large quantities, resulting and producing audio posts.

Smokes Cuban cigars after late night posting, and chews Kodiak after flaming.

Has a fetish for Victoria Secret catalogues, has a collection since they began mail order.

Final Fantasy Champion.

Is determined to put an end to pooping as we know it