YO- 11-YO
YO-11-YOŽ (or simply The YO ManŽ) was born on Saturday, February 1, 1975, in a log cabin which he built himself in the hills of Kansas City, MO. Like many great Americans, The YO ManŽ was born a baby. As he got older, he grew taller. Even as a child, those who knew The YO ManŽ (or The YO BoyŽ as he was known back then) could tell he was destined for greatness. The YO ManŽ graduated from Olathe (KS) North High School on Sunday, May 30, 1993. Upon graduation, The YO ManŽ was unclear about what sort of great things he would do in his life. During his high school years, The YO ManŽ had spent time at Schnucks (a local grocery store) in the Seafood Department and Dillons (another local grocery store) in the Chinese Kitchen. Two months after graduating, The YO ManŽ felt a change of scenery was necessary. So, he moved to the (kinda) big city. Goodbye Olathe, KS, hello Kansas City! The first few years back in KC were a bit questionable. Jobs were hard to find back in the recession of 1993. The YO ManŽ landed a position at Wal-Mart's Hypermart*USA as a front line cashier. After a year, he became a layaway clerk and was promoted to Layaway Manager 6 months later. The YO ManŽ attended a Wal-Mart Year End Convention at Bartle Hall in his hometown of Kansas City, MO in August, 1995. The convention was quite a learning experience. For an entire month The YO ManŽ learned various marketing techniques. However, tradgedy struck The YO ManŽ when he contracted viral meningitis toward the end of August, 1995. The brush with death left him bedridden for 15 days and unable to return to work for 2 more weeks. Upon his return to "The Hype" in early October, 1995, The YO ManŽ noticed all his old managers had been replaced. One night after closing the layaway department, The YO ManŽ went to the manager's office to put away his keys and go home for the evening. Upon entering the office, he saw two assistant managers and 3 department managers using cocaine. The YO ManŽ was asked to join them but refused. He was told that if he ever ratted them out that he would regret it. However The YO ManŽ did complain to the store director and was told to mind his own business. Two days after his conversation with the store director, The YO Man'sŽ position as Layaway Manager was mysteriously eliminated and he was demoted to sales associate in the toy department. With the Christmas season coming up, The YO ManŽ knew that he would have to leave the company soon or surely lose his mind. The YO ManŽ walked out of Wal-Mart's Hypermart*USA forever on December 23, 1995. For the next 7 months, The YO ManŽ worked as a contract security officer for RJS Security. He enjoyed the new job, but quite simply there is no money in it. In July, 1996, The YO ManŽ started a new career as a security officer for Station Casino Kansas City. After one year, standing at turnstiles and giving directions to guests became tiresome. In August 1997, The YO ManŽ transferred to the table games department. He didn't know it at the time, but he had found his calling. Now almost 3 years later, The YO ManŽ is a legend at SCKC and in the gaming world. If you're ever in Kansas City, drop by the Station and say hello. You never know, The YO ManŽ just might help you leave a winner.