news:buh.shit 2000

Welcome to the news:buh.shit Official Webpage!

We at buh.shit, want to welcome you to our page. We're just a group of superior bull-shit experts that like a challenge, a good joke and a whole lot of B.S.

We just want to have fun!

We welcome anyone, as long as they can take a joke. And know we are full of it.

This page is about us. The lamers and the flamer's and anyone who falls in between.



 

The Players of buh.shit:

 

  • BNBernie2 (Old Turd: Beer drinker & RailRoad CEO Also a Moose Hunter. Lives on tequila.

  • Mintus a.k.a. Squall, a.k.a. TheADL: King of Farts. Good Guy. Makes cars.Been here since the beginning.

  • YO-11-YO: Dealer of many things. Doesn't put up with spam.

  • Nas-T-PuP a.k.a. Sonic-PuP: Packs fudge daily, has cyber-sex with males. Can be found lurking in teen chatrooms, in TalkCity.

  • Başkanlığı:Our mysterious poster, who enlightens us each and everyday, with a thought for the day. (Along with a dozen other newsgroups.) He is always cheerful, and his thoughts are deep.

  • Phildodaddy: Nuff said. Drives a Ford.

  • tunalover: Mystery Man of few words.

  • CelestialGoo: Comes & goes.

  • Y2KRON a.k.a.JoeHaaz: Flooder & Warrior

  • cindyann35: (Maiğen of Mayhem): Thinks she's funny. Known to mouth off.

  • HellSpawn: King-Killa of Trolls. Smells like Calvin Klein's Obsession for men. Dissapeared.

     

     

    Now Onto The Awards!!

     

    Our first Award Catagory is:

    •••••Lamest Award•••••

     

    And the Nominees are:

  • Phildodaddy

  • BNBNernie2

  • YO-11-YO

  • Mintus

     

    And the winner is:

    (Obviously)


     

     

    Phildodaddy

    Winning by a landslide, for being obnoxious, and a bottom-feeder & beating posts to the ground.

    Congratulations, Phil, may you reign forever in your own mind.

     

     

    And now, the Award for the Most Original and Entertaining Audio-Posts.

     

    Nominees are:

  • Sonic-PuP

  • Mintus

  • Phildodaddy

     

    And the winner is:

     

     

    Mintus! With his amazing sound effects, and hillbilly imitations!! Special effects, farts and Granny.

    Congratulations!

    Good try PuP, submit more, maybe we'll have a sound off.

     

     

    And now, an Award that I believe made History in our little newsgroup. This Award goes to JoeHaaz, a.k.a. SuperSpy: the warrior that invaded us, and brought us up to 1500 posts. Congrats, again, Joe. You are talked about by many. May I once again, present to you this honorable Award. Welcome to our group, stick around a while.

     

     

    Thank You, Joe.

     

     

    VOTE HERE FOR THE QUEEN OF BUH.SHIT&&HERE.

     

     

     

    The Players of buh.shit

    Here are some photos of the posters in our little group.

     

    He calls himself The Old Turd, but he really is NOT that old... May I present to you: Bernie, the Silver Bullet drinker.

     

    BNBernie2 Party Animal of Minnesota Bowling Centers, and owner of BN Railroad.

    Also a crackhead.

     

     

     

     

    As 1999 comes to a close, I wish to Thank Sonic-Pup for keeping this newsgroup on it's toes, and supplying us with this pic of The Master Troll.

     

    May your makeup never run or fade.(Nice ears, Phil, what do your kids look like?!) (pic unavailabe, since PuP cleaned out his crayon box.)

     

     

    If you see this guy, give him all your money.

     

     

    YO-11-YO

    Yo-11-YO Dealer of Dice.

    Also a loan-shark.

    Packs Heat. (TommyGuns & AK47's; flamethrowers sold out.)

     

     

     

    Mintus's pic is missing, if anyone has it, post it so it can be placed in our showcase. Mintus, send me your pic, dam you!!!!

     

     

    Long live The Queen.

    cindyann35:Maiğen of Mayhem

     

     

     

     

    This guy gets the babes.

    (Use sunscreen & shower after the sand creeps in those cheeks.)

    Tunalover: BeachBum Of The Year Also a Legendary BullFighter in Mexico

     

     

     

     

    And now, here is The Trophy. The guy you all have wondered about. May I present to you:

    ***Here is....The Pup***

     

    He is a stud. A rebel. And a ManWhore.

    "The-Sonic-PuP"(Male-Slut) Likes to eat his toenails.

     

     

     

    ^^^Nas-T-PuP IN The FLESH^^^

    Has crabs, and various sexually transmitted diseases.(Anti-biotic addict)

    Yes, this is the one and only Pup, known throughout alt.discuss as being The Royal Pain in everyone's ass at one time or another. The original hemorroid.

    Crank Addict, also into bondage, enjoys being spanked, loves to give & recieve anal-sex. Has one testicle.

     

     

     

     

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    Updated on 04/01/00