Buh.Shit's Bathroom Humor Page
Found on the world wide web, a collection of sayings found in restrooms around the country.



  • Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
    ----Women's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE


  • Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.


  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
    ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina


  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
    ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana


  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas


  • No wonder you always go home alone.
    ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA


  • Beauty is only a light switch away.
    --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.


  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.


  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    --- Revolution Books, New York, New York


  • Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
    ---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL


  • Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    ---The Janitor


  • What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
    ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY