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Old-Turd


Born: In a Hosptal that was Razed years ago in a barn raising ceremony, held by local cult members.

Happily lives: With my Best Friend "Plus"

Is a BlackBelted Master at Kung Ku and Tia Chi. Shaves head every 4 months to ward off evil.

Thinks that; the baa-shit ng is lame.

Wants to someday be a: News Anchorman on channel 11.

Will travel far and wide to kick anybody's stupid duck-ass.

Want's to invent a: gizzmo to make a fortune someday.