."Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up"
"Baby, heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause there's one standing in front of me right now"
[check tag on girl's shirt]"Just as I thought, Made in Heaven"
[motion for girl to come here with one finger]"If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
"Damn, you must be a ticket, because you got fine
written all over you"
[grab girls ass]"Excuse me miss, but is this seat taken?"
"Baby, you won't EVER get into heaven, 'cause it MUST be a sin to look that good!"
"Hey baby, can I get some fries with that SHAKE"
"Boy, I wish I had a swing like that in my back
yard!"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
[Wet your finger and touch girls/guys shirt]"Let's get you out of those WET clothes!"
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
"Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?"
"Legs is the word, lets go to my house and spread the word."
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going..
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,I'd be coming too
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb - diggity
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town
Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
I look good on you
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine
Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, kneed 'till hard, and serve hot
Are your legs tired, because you've been running my mind all day long
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. (this one is actually cute)
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous, curves ahead, yield?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choochoo
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
Guy: Want to go get a pizza and a fuck?
Girl: No!
Guy: What, you don't like pizza?
