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Why to make a child

It feels right
Children are worth a lot
Children know how to clean
Two words "babe magnet"
Children + fire = entertaining family home video
fergit children, I got me a lawn mower
You get to be with a girl
Simcity got boring
Don't wanna work? send your kid!
Children's small nimble fingers are quicker at cleaning those guns
Too young to buy alcohol? Send your kid! Nobody can say no to a crying little child!
Can you say 'indentured servant'?
Always wanted a full-time beer sentinel?
It makes it that much easier to steal candy from a baby
You can live through them

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