Patrick's Movie Collection

Disney Movies

• "101 Damnations"
• "20,000 Leagues Under the Earth"
• "Fantasia" (absolutely no drugs allowed)
• "The Unrescuables Down Under"
• "Ishtarzan"
• "Your Booty and the Beast"
• "That Darn Caterwauling!"
• "Where the Heck Are All the Dogs?"
• "Herpes, the Love Bug"
• "Nutty Blasphemer II: The Antichrists"
• "The Absent-Minded Tax Preparer"
• "Aladdin and the Unstoppable Eye-Gouging Machine"
• "James and the Giant Leech"
• "Runny the Pooh"
• "Beauty and the Psycho Ex-Boyfriend With a Pair of Night-Vision Binoculars"
• "Buttholes and Broomsticks"

Cannibal Movies

• My Dinner Was Andre
• Schindler's Wrist
• Braised Heart
• Cruel Intestines
• My Best Friend's Basting
• He Got Gamey
• Eat the Parents
• My Rare Lady
• Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
• Chuck Soup
• Dismember The Titans
• It's the Donner Party, Charlie Brown!
• Men in Black Bean Sauce
• GladHeAteHer
• A Liver Runs Through It
• Savoring Private Ryan

Redneck Movies

• Alabama Jones and the Last Beer Run
• S*O*U*R*M*A*S*H
• Thelma-Louise
• Back to the Future IV: I'm My Own Daddy!
• 9 1/2 Teeth
• Three to Tango -- But Two Have to Hold the Cow Steady So You Don't Get Knocked Off The Foot Stool
• And the Band Played "Freebird"
• Three Brides for Seven Brothers
• Dog, Ma
• Honey, I Blew My Cousin!
• Three Men and Ned Beatty
• Austin Texas: The Uncle Who Shagged Me
• Being John Deere
• How Stella Got Her Tooth Back
• The Green Smile

Sports Movies

• Debbie Does Dallas -- *and* Denver
• Hoosiers Daddy
• White Men Can't Hump
• Nookie of the Year
• The Au Naturale
• Brian's Dong
• The Dick Butkis Story
• North Phallus Forty
• The Endless Hummer
• Bride of the Yankees
• He Got Gamete
• Stroke Her, Ace!
• Caddyshag

Amish Horror Movies

• Barnraiser
• I Know What You Did With the Summer Sausage
• Mennonite's Mare by an Elm Tree
• Natural Barn Killers
• Rosemary's Buggy
• It Came from The Sharper Image
• The Devil Wore Plaid
• The Hand That Churns the Butter
• Look Out! The Pictures Move!!
• Riding in Cars with Anyone
• The Day the Outsiders Found the Generator
• The Shunning
• The Bare Wrist Project (Oops! That's an Amish *porn* movie.)
• The Pennsylvania Handsaw Massacre
• Planet of the Drapes
• Holler "M" for Murder
• Night of the Leavened Bread
• Invasion of the Bonnet Snatchers

Horror Movies

• Canterbury Tales from the Crypt
• The Texas Chainsaw Governor
• The Sixth Grade
• Friday the 15th: Rent's Still Due
• Beheadin'-Shoulders: The Hair Itch Project
• Dial Y for Yanni
• Babe: Pig on a Grill
• We Know How You Voted in November
• The Bride of BenStein
• You're the Anti-Christ, Charlie Brown!

Porno Movies

• CasaSpanka
• High Nooner
• Saving Ryan's Privates
• Silence of the Lambskin
• It Happened One Night, then Twice The Next Morning, and Four More Times before Lunch
• Six Ways, Seven Times
• Guess Who's Coming After Dinner?
• Ohfello
• Bang the Bum Slowly
• On Golden Blonde
• White Men Can't Hump
• Nookie of the Year
• The Endless Hummer
• He Got Gamete
• Babe Magnets
• Itty Bitty Gang Bang
• Bend-her
• Good Will Humping
• Rear Widow
• Urethral Weapon
• As Wood As It Gets
• Sodomania
• Edward Penishands

Romance

• Beating John Malkovich
• The Wizard of Ows
• Stingin' in the Pain
• That Darn Cat-O'-Nine!
• To Sir, Whip Love
• Sex, Lies, and Duct Tape
• Schindler's Fist
• Wife is Dutiful
• Hannah and Her Blisters
• From Here to Infirmary
• Eyes Fried Shut
• Children of a Leather God (starring William Hurt)
• Blazing Paddles
• Submission to Lars
• The 'Natrix

Real-Life Horror Movies

• "Mr. Bean-eater"
• "Yeastmaster V: The Yeast Within"
• "The Adam Sandler Story" -- starring Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler
• "Iraqnophobia"
• "He Knows You're a Naive Beverly Hills Princess With Romantic Delusions"
• "Night of the Desperate Amway Salesman"
• "The Day They Called Me 'Ma'am'"
• "Mister Ventura Goes To Washington"
• "The Postman Always Reloads Twice"
• "Fido's Been Eating Jalapenos and Spoiled Meat!"
• Ken Starr's "I Know What You Did Last Hummer"
• Richard Simmons in "The Exercist"
• "Rosemary's Baby's Stepfather/Boyfriend"
• "I Know Who You Did Last Summer and She's Going to Expect Child Support Payments Starting About April, You Bastard"
• "Something Under Your Skirt Just Poked Me!"

Thanksgiving Themed Movies

• To Kill A Walking Bird
• My Best Friend's Dressing
• Thighs Wide Shut
• The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
• Casserolablanca
• The Fabulous Baster Boys
• 12 Hungry Men
• Silence of the Yams
• For Love of The Game Hen
• I Know What You Ate Last Winter
• All the President's Menu
• White Meat Can't Jump
• When Harry Met Salad
• The Story of U.S.
• The Wing and I

Summer Movies

• I Dimly Recall What You May Or May Not Have Done a Few Summers Ago
• The Full Monty II: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
• You've Got Herpes!
• Summer of Spam
• Wild Wild West Hollywood
• No Gadgets, No Nudity, No Julia Roberts, and Nothing Explodes

Comedy Movies

• Being John Malkovich
• Wall to Wall