Drowning in a pool of your own vomit. A Regulation Olympic size pool.
Suffocating between Miss Velvet's bare naked thighs, while dancing with April really really sexually
Your left ear: N*Sync
Your right ear: Britney
Your hands and feet: tied
Death by Reverse Liposuction
Being strapped to a table as a steady drip of mild salsa hits your forehead while the Pepsi girl skips around the room singing a "Who Let The Dogs Out/Mambo #5/YMCA" medley as she plays the Taco Bell Chihuahua like a set of bagpipes.
Viagra administered by I.V. -- death by lethal erection.
In the arms of mrs cabaya, suckling the breast of ryan knotts
THE PEAR (please don't ask, it scares me)
"Alright, now just pull Miss Velvet's finger..."
waxing your entire body and slowly removing all body hair... even if you don't die, that would just suck
Life in the O'marro's house (this is worse than death)
