f-1.You need cyber patch #1 your addicted to cyber sex...
f-2.I need net-trol to stay away from you...
f-3.You want it when?...(not)
Why don't you...
f-4...act like a man, or don't you do impersonations?f-5...ask your undertaker for a estimate?
f-6...become a dartlicker for headhunters?
f-7...become a garbage collector and throw yourself into your work?
f-8...blow your nose and ventilate your brain?
f-9...buy a jar of vanishing cream and use it?
f-10..but some flea powder and commit suicide?
f-11..buy yourself a new broomstick?
f-12..cross the street blindfolded?
f-13..do me a favor and stop breathing for awhile?
f-14..drive your car into a brick wall?
f-15..get lost in a dense forest?
f-16..go home your cage must be clean by now!
f-17..go kiss a cactus?
f-18..go to the window and lean out too far?
f-19..improve the internet by leaving?
f-20..lay down in front of a steam roller?
f-21..make like a hurricane and blow?
f-22..shrink your head and use it as a paperweight?
f-23..take a nap on the railroad tracks?
f-24..touch a live wire with wet hands?
f-25..walk around the block till a car hits you?
f-26..visit a near sighted Knife thrower?
f-27..walk over an open man hole cover?
f-28..take a powder like arsenic?
f-29..take a long walk on a short pier?
f-30..smoke some gun powder and blow your brains out?
f-31..sue your brain for nonsupport?
f-32..stick your head out the window feet first?
f-33..sit on a metal chair and plug it in?
f-34..put a rubber band around your neck and snap out of it?
f-35..pawn yourself and lose the ticket?
f-35..make your wife happy and run away?
f-36..smell an exhaust pipe for hours?
f-37..go to the zoo and stay there?
f-38..go jump into the ocean and pull a wave over your head?
f-39..go to the dentist and have some wisdom teeth put in?
f-40..go out and play with a mad dog?
f-41..go home and write yourself threatening letters?
f-42..take a bath in quicksand?
f-43..walk til your hat floats?
f-44..take a nap under a falling axe?
f-45..start out on a road to nowhere?
f-46..resign from the human race?
f-47..gargle with razor blades?
f-48..get up on the wrong side of a plane?
f-49..go out and play in traffic?
f-50..drop down an empty elevator shaft?
