b-1.You are a worthless Dog, go lay by your dish....
b-2.Did you forget your broom?
b-3.Which part of {NO} didn't you understand?
b-4.Stick it up your fukkin. ass....and don't choke on it on the way out....
b-5.Thinking about you makes me puke. But then I would have to touch you to clean you up...
b-6.F--k off ok...
b-7.You are so ugly, the doctor slapped your momma when you were born......
b-8.Who the hell died and made you BOSS...
b-9.I just want to know what crawled up you butt and died...
b-10.Another name for AssHole is _______{fill in there name}....
b-11.It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...
b-12.{your are so stupid} your dog has to take you for a walk....
b-13.If I had a sister like you I would put myself up for adoption....
b-14.With a friend like you I don't need enemies....
b-15.You S.O.B #@*&!~
b-16.Does your undertaker know you got up?
b-17.I bet your mother has a loud bark?
b-18.I have compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volumes.
b-19.Your face looks better from the back...
b-20.What you need is a personality transplant...
b-21.Didn't I see you once before? Under a microscope?
b-22.Place a stick of dynamite in each ear and put your head on the barbecue...
b-23.Your brain is on fire why don't you blow it out....
b-24.You were born with a big handicap: your mouth...
b-25.You must be older than you look; you couldn't get dumb so fast...
b-26.You look just as bad as your drivers license photo...
b-27.You look like a floor walker in a junk yard...
b-28.You look like a an owl and behave like a jackass...
b-29.you are walking around to save funeral expenses...
b-30.Gas and time passes, will you...
b-31.You have a personality like a brick wall in heat...
b-32.You are just what the doctor... ordered shock treatment...
b-33.We were speaking of monkeys and your name came up...Cheetah...
b-34.well things could be worse, you could be here in person...
b-35.nobody is perfect ,but you take advantage of it...
b-36.Please breath the other way you are bleaching my hair...
b-37.Is that your face or are you breaking in a bulldog?
b-38.If your mouth was any bigger you could talk in your ear...
b-39.If you ever bite your tongue you would die of acid poisoning.
b-40.If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it...
b-41.Your momma is like Edwards, you could pay more but why?...
b-42.Yo momma is like McDonalds. Millions served each day...
b-43.You are so poor I went to your house and I stepped on a micro-machine car and your mom said, there goes the family car...
b-44.You are so fat your mom has to Iron your clothes on the drive way...
b-45.Your momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
b-46.You are so stupid you make Bevis and Butthead look the nobel prize winners.
b-47.You are so ugly you make an onion cry.
b-48.Yo Momma's so slutty that in sex-ed class in High School she was the homework.
b-49.You are so flat, your a pirates dream, a sunken chest.
b-50.You are so flat, you are a carpenters dream, a board never hammered, nailed, or screwed.
b-51.When you were born the doctor slapped everyone in the room!
b-52.Your face looks like the south side of a north mule....
b-53.The first time I saw you I mistook you for a compost pile....
b-54.Wow that was a low blow! Speaking of low blows how's your mother.
b-55.Go scratch your ass with a porcupine...
b-56.I've known roadkill with more charisma, you little piece of rectal dicharge...
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