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Paradise is a beautiful thing man!

Things U need to survive the real world

Don Worry bout a ting cause every little ting ganna be alright!
Fucking Laugh!
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. ''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'' The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. ''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened. ''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'' ''That must have hurt,'' said the judge. ''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. ''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting like he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing. Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend." The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing, Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."
This bitch is from Boyd!

What To say to a Police Officer to get out of a ticket... I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Bad cop! No doughnut! You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's? I pay your salary! So, uh, you on the take or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum! Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?

These are some Tight pages

The 2001-2002 Superbowl Champs
Tight Sounds
This is good if BORED
See if you are going to Hell

Everyday we go threw a new drama and everyday we learn new things, but what U have to realize is that from birth till death of our life on earth is only the first second or our lives in heaven, so take everything that has ever happened to you that made U feel good in your whole intire life and put it into one single second and that will be the same feeling U will have in heaven...

Nathan Brock


BROCK's INFORMATION, Comments, and Truth about Life, and some Jibberish
..... Live life to its fullest
What exactly happened man?
get naked on the Gerbals
black butts thats all I gatta say
when I look at the past and into the future its hard to remember what happened, or where I am ganna end up, but like I said it all doesn't really matter as long as my life was lived to its fullest and people will remember me when I am gone...
Godis the only thing that saves
Partyin rulez, but when it becomes a have to do thing, its not a good situation
But, Partyin still rulez!
fuck this is boring
Don't think to hard, its a waste of time
take in everyday as a new year, and maybe your last
DoN'T look in the mirror on Shrooms!
Life is one big party when Your still young
beer is yummy
sometimes you just have to suck it up!
I found a Dildo in a hotel room once...no I didn't use it man
Whatever Dude
I don't go to meetings therefor I am just a drunk
BoB Marley is the shit
this one time I stuck my finger in a light socket...it sucked
GFC rulez oh, I mean YME
Cum on out and visit me in the tropics you bastards!
if U have lost something try to find it...like my mind...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...oh anyways...shutup leave me alone
does yours hang to the left or the right?
left is the best
Life is what U make of it
There are some descent women on earth...you just have to be patient and the right one will come eventually
we are never alone...god is always by our side and it is never to late to get his help...never
Take everything a day at a time don't worry about past and future cause you end up wastin your time
have U ever just wondered bout stuff? That is the information, truth, and comments of Nathan Brock
Any questions, e-mail me and I will help U out with my great Stanford University Knowledge
One of Jeff Olsons idols, he was my roomate in Alexandria MN! Holy shit what a crazy town...of what I remember that is! the Hut is what we lived in and it was as big as a 1 car garage but the parties ruled! and if i do recall I think we partied everyday, oh yeah we did! Rock on Jeff

BOB says don worry bout a ting!

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