(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide) |
![]() ![]() A 21 on the Vomit Meter. Five dead bodies. Seven beasts. Zero breast count, due to Kay Lenz's failure to pop her top. One hanging. One drowning. Valium gulping. Flying skull bat. Chimney Gremlins. Heads roll. Arms roll. Hand rolls. Gratuitous reptiles in the bathroom mirror. Dead fish Fu. Dismembered hand Fu. Grenade City. With Curt Wilmot as the Rambo Skeleton, the first soldier-of-fortune monster, and George Wendt as the fat neighbor who tries to kill the monster with a harpoon. ![]() |
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(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide) |
![]() No breasts. Fifteen dead bodies. Four beasts. One exploding head. One motor vehicle chase. Gratuitous Uzi semi-automatic submachinegun fire. Gratuitous worm-dog. Ironing board Fu. Mummy Fu. Pterodactyl Fu. Aztec Fu. Tyrannosaurus Rex Fu. With Lar Park Lincoln as Kate the airhead record exec wife ("Wow! Who decorated this place?"), Amy Yasbeck as Charlie's bimbo electro-bubblegum singing girlfriend, John Ratzenberger as Bill the electrician ("I've seen this before and it's always made my adenoids curdle"), Royal Dano as the 175-year-old mummy Grampa ("Did you blow his head off? That's a good boy."). Produced by Sean Cunningham, of FRIDAY THE 13TH and SPRING BREAK renown. ![]() |
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