(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide) |
![]() No breasts (shame on you, Maria Conchita Alonso). Twenty-six dead bodies. One prison break. Exploding head. Exploding game show host. Barb-wire neck ripping. Chainsaw torso slicing. Steel-spike impalements. Arnold Fu. With Jim Brown as the napalm-gun-wielding Fireball, Professor Suz Zero as a hockey-stick Sumo-rasslin jelly-belly killer, Gus Rethwisch as a motorcycle-driving chainsaw killer ("I love the saw, the saw's part of me, and I'm gonna make it a part of you"), Erland Vand Lidth as Dynamo the opera-singing half-Patton-tank killer dressed up like a Christmas tree. Richard Dawson has the best line: "You want ratings? I can get 10 points for his biceps alone." And don't let it be said Arnold doesn't know a good catch phrase when he learns one: at the start of his run on the bobsled from hell, he says I'll be back. To which Dawson answers, "Only in reruns." Directed by Paul Michael Glaser, of "Starsky & Hutch" renown. ![]() |
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