"Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide.
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer...Joxer the Mighty!

(I don't hear you!)

"Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He's so handsome it's a sin.
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry.
There's a better remedy

(Although he doesn't work for free).

"He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's good company.
Look out, golly gee!
He's Joxer... Joxer the Mighty!"