Today's schedule from 12am this morning to 12am tonight EST
A&E Primetime Programming Schedule, March-April 2010
____________________________________________________ Monday, March 1, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 15 - Unfinished Business
After disappearing for nearly 20 years, a serial killer contacts the BAU to promise he'll kill again in five days. As the team springs into action, Gideon gets the help of a former colleague who worked the case when it began years ago.
8-9pm -- Intervention - Anthony
From an early age, Anthony's father made him feel worthless. His parents divorced, and his mother remarried, but she was still unhappy and turned to alcohol and drugs. It was little wonder, then, that Anthony began drinking at age 13. Another blow came when Anthony's younger brother died of leukemia. Anthony spiraled downward, and now he drinks half a gallon of vodka a day and takes whatever drugs he can find.
9-10pm -- Intervention - 112 - Shane
A talented cellist and an aspiring music producer, Shane's musical aspirations are now out of reach because he abuses prescription drugs and deals drugs out of his grandmother's house. After injuring his neck in a car accident, he began abusing OxyContin. His father was a drug addict, too, who died from an overdose. Now Shane is following in his father's deadly footsteps--can an intervention break the cycle?
10-11pm -- Hoarders - 19 - Claudie
This family of 14 was the Brady Bunch of the block--until mother Claudie's hoarding tore the family apart and turned them all into the pariahs of the neighborhood. The house is so bad that Claudie is now sleeping in a homeless shelter. Her husband moved away and sent her divorce papers with an ultimatum: clean up or sign.
____________________________________________________ Tuesday, March 2, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 16 - The Tribe
When five college students are brutally tortured and murdered in a way resembling rituals practiced by Native Americans during the Indian Wars, the team investigates the residents of a nearby Indian reservation to find the killers.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 65 - Lo-Fi
The Behavioral Analysis Unit (B.A.U.) is dispatched to New York, where they have to determine if the shootings of victims at point blank range are the work of a single killer or a team of killers. People who seemingly have nothing in common are shot at random and the B.A.U. discovers it is deadlier to them then they anticipated.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 66 - Mayhem
Hotch's SUV explodes leaving Kate (the head of the NYC's FBI office) seriously injured. Hotch fights to keep Kate alive as the team tracks down the terrorists responsible for the bombing. They discover the bombing is a diversion so that the terrorists can carry out an assassination of a VIP undergoing medical treatment at a nearby hospital.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 152 - The DeLuca Motel
When a man is killed by gunfire at a rundown motel, the CSIs are shocked to discover that Delko has been living at the motel. Now Horatio and the team have two mysteries on their hands--who fired the shots, and is Delko linked to the crime? Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
____________________________________________________ Wednesday, March 3, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 17 - A Real Rain
A series of murders in Manhattan leads the police to believe that they may have a serial killer on their hands who's copying the methods of the infamous "Son of Sam."
8-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 134/135 - Friends and Neighbors
Dog and his posse head to Colorado for a special mission--to catch Marco, an alleged drug dealer. It's been ten months since Marco went on the lam, and his bondsman stands to lose his family business if Marco is not caught. Dog's hunt for this elusive criminal reveals a world of half-truths, hot checks, identity theft, drug ravaged lives, and even a violin case containing a sawed-off shotgun.
9-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 136/137 - The Set-Up
Darkness has fallen, but with the trail hot and the stakes high Dog and posse refuse to let up. The "Big Fish" in this case is Marco, an alleged drug dealer with a big bond. But a major key to catching him is Elizabeth, who is also a fugitive from the law. Will Dog's plan to trick her in using her close friend work? What does Dog do when he realizes that the bait in the set-up is also a wanted man?
10-11pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 138/139 - The Searchers
Dog's relentless ruthlessness is being put to the test on the search for the elusive fugitive, Marco. Dog is tracking him across Colorado, from Grand Junction to Denver--facilitating four arrests along the way--and now a hot tip that a long time associate of his is hiding in Pueblo sends the team racing south. With the net closing in around Marco, and time running out, will this development give Dog the clues he needs to bring his target to justice?
____________________________________________________ Thursday, March 4, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- The First 48 - 127 - Blame Game/Chasing Shadows
In Birmingham, a thirty-year-old man is found murdered next to his car in an apparent robbery gone bad. When Detectives Warren Cotton and Cynthia Morrow round up the suspects, they're forced to pit brother against brother to get to the truth. In Louisville, Det. Will Brown and his team investigate the shooting of a thirty-two-year-old family man found dead in a parking lot. The case takes a turn when detectives find surveillance video that shows them more than they expected.
8-9pm -- The First 48 - 146 - Body of Evidence
When dismembered body parts are found floating in Miami's Biscayne Bay, Det. Orlando Silva and the Miami homicide team work around the clock to solve one of the most brutal murders South Florida has ever seen.
9-10pm -- The First 48 - 147 - Smoke Screen/The Last Goodbye
In Louisville, Det. Corey Cadwell and his team investigate the murder of a 28-year-old father stabbed to death while working his shift in a smoke shop. Detectives cross the Kentucky state border into Tennessee in search of three potential suspects who mysteriously fled just after the murder. And in Harris County, Sgt. Henry Palacios and Dep. Juan Viramontes investigate the murder of a 35-year-old man shot to death in the bathroom of a local bar. When investigators learn that the victim had a feeling he was going to die, they need to find out who wanted him dead.
10-10:30pm -- Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force - 33 - The Latin King
Commander Lenny DePaul's Fugitive Task Force members in South Jersey, Detective John Hayes and Detective Sergeant Mark Rowe, are working a marathon manhunt. Nine years ago, their fugitive, a high-ranking member of the violent Latin Kings gang, allegedly kidnapped a man and shot him 23 times. Miraculously, the victim lived. After the shooting, the fugitive went underground--and stayed there. His known associates and family stonewalled. Marshals speculated that the extensive, international network this gang is famous for might have helped to keep the fugitive hidden. But the South Jersey Office of the Fugitive Task Force gets a break: while going through records, they realize that the fugitive has been flying for years to and from Puerto Rico. With the help of the Puerto Rico Task Force, headed by Acting Commander Tony Torres, the team combs the small, rough town where their fugitive might be hiding.
10:30-11pm -- Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force - 35 - Slippery
The streets of Camden just got a little more dangerous when a well-known criminal is wanted on four counts of attempted murder in connection with a bloody home invasion. No ordinary criminal, he's also wanted for kidnapping and sexually assaulting his ex-girlfriend. Commander Lenny DePaul, along with Sergeant John Hunsinger and Detective Sergeant Ed Fallon and the rest of his stellar team from the Camden Division of the Task Force are busy working day and night to catch one of their most slippery felons yet. The Marshals suspect that this fugitive has the help of a tight network keeping tabs on their every move and so Lenny and his team are extra cautious when coming up with different strategies to catch this guy. Things get extremely dangerous when the chase leads them into a dark alley--even the dogs come out on this case.
____________________________________________________ Friday, March 5, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 18 - Somebody's Watching
When people connected to a top TV actress start dying, the BAU team fears that a stalker may have turned into a serial killer.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 58 - Limelight
An auction for the contents of a self-storage space uncovers grisly evidence that a serial killer is on the loose. Joe Mantegna stars.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 59 - Damaged
With the help of his fellow FBI profilers, Rossi tackles a double murder case that's been haunting him for 20 years. Joe Mantegna stars.
10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 60 - A Higher Power
When the suicide rate spikes in a Pittsburgh neighborhood, the Behavioral Analysis Unit discovers that the deaths weren't suicides but murders, and the perpetrator is an "Angel of Death." Joe Mantegna stars.
____________________________________________________ Saturday, March 6, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 124 - Inside Out
Horatio's son, Kyle, is put in danger when crime kingpin Julio Rentoria and other prison inmates pull off a daring escape. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue.
8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 150 - Gone Baby Gone
Horatio and the team must race to find a baby kidnapper before the baby disappears for good. David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 12 - Crossing Over
Three pre-teens, Hannah, Savanah, and Shauniece team up to help a woman contact her deceased father. Along the way each girl discovers new psychic talents they never knew they had.
9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 160 - Flight Risk
When a beautiful flight attendant comes tumbling out dead onto the baggage carousel, the CSI's uncover a drug trafficking operation. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 163 - Chip/Tuck
When a plastic surgeon is found dead in a wood chipper, the trail leads to one of his patients who claims the surgeon botched her operation and turned her into a monster. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Elizabeth Berkley guest stars.
____________________________________________________ Sunday, March 7, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-7:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Reality Check
Dog is back in Denver and in hot pursuit of a woman wanted for identity theft. The sad reality is that the identify which has been robbed is her own. She's traded in a bright future for a life on the wrong side of the law. Dog and the posse trawl through Colorado Springs' skid row, hitting dive bars, greasy spoons and no-tell motels looking for leads as they hunt down this good girl gone bad. The case take a turn when Dog gets the fugitive on the phone and instead of accepting his offer to turn herself in, she taunts him with the claim that she'll never be caught. This only steels Dog's resolve.
7:30-8pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 124 - Island Hopper
Dog is always trying to reduce the number of fugitives in Hawaii, so he really doesn't like felons from the mainland combining their flight from the law with an island vacation. So when a brother bondsman from Washington State calls Dog for help tracking a runner in search of fun in the sun on the tropical paradise of Kauai, the team is on the case. Dog's only problem? No leads!
8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 78 - Tough Love
Michael is out on bail for drug sales, theft, and violation of parole. Dog's after him for failing to appear in court and his only lead is Jen, his co-signer and girlfriend. When they hit her house she's nowhere to be found but her brother informs them he's worried because Michael has a history of abusing women and fears for his sister's safety. This news puts Dog on a mission to save Jen. Surprisingly the biggest hurdle to bring Michael in is convincing Jen to help the team! Working with Beth, Dog tries a clever variation of "good cop, bad cop" to win her over. Will the team succeed, or will the mysterious power Michael seems to hold over Jen keep her from doing the right thing?
8:30-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Inside Out
Colorado bondsman Bobby Brown's got trouble and his name is Jackson. Weighing in at over 240lbs and standing six foot tall this bad boy has skipped out on a $10,000 bond. He also has four previous felony arrests to his name, and Bobby needs some help in reeling this big fish in. Dog, who can never say no to a friend in need, agrees to come to the rescue and the hunt is on! Dog kick starts the search and soon the team has both a hot address, and a warning. Jackson's apparently holed-up at his father-in-law's house. Once the crew is in place Dog pounds on the front door. After a long wait the father-in-law appears with a piece of surprising information. Not only is Jackson not at the house but he has found one of the most unique hideouts Dog has encountered in all his years of bounty hunting!
9-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - No Piece of Cake
Being hunted by the Dog is a lousy way to celebrate your birthday but that's exactly the spot that Robert finds himself in today. He's missed his court date, quit his job, and vacated his last known address. With precious little to go on Dog and the team turn to Robert's extended family. The hunt leads them through the homes of the fugitive's aunts, uncles, and various cousins. Some are forthright, and others are less so, and it's Dog's job to determine whom he can trust. Finally, the hunt comes down to a single tip that Robert is on his way to a relative's apartment. The team surrounds the apartment lying in wait. The question on everyone's mind, `Is Dog right?'
9:30-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 81 - You Can Bet On It!
Kristine had a string of gambling and forgery charges before she jumped bail leaving Dog "holding the bag" -- in this case a $20,000 bond. Now it's time for Dog to call in some chits of his own, getting the help of trusty informants he's helped out over the years. Their tips will send him and the team on a multi-day tour though the low-rent hotels and illicit gaming houses of the Hawaii few tourists ever see. As the hunt stretches out, Dog amps up the pressure putting the squeeze on the very gaming rooms Kristine frequents. But when the hand plays to a close, Dog is in for a surprise when he discovers that he and Kristine share a common past.
10-10:30pm -- Billy the Exterminator - Raccoon Haunting
This episode is definitely not for the faint of heart. When Billy and Ricky are called to an old haunted plantation plagued by raccoons, they find the biggest mound of raccoon excrement they've ever seen inside the attic. (Hey, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it!) And things get even worse when Billy goes to the home of a deaf couple inundated with hundreds of wasps!
10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - Llama-Eating Gators
Billy deals with a case of reptile dysfunction when he's called to a ranch to handle an alligator that's threatening some pet llamas. Plus, there's more dysfunction back at the office when Ricky breaks up with ex-wife Pam--again.
____________________________________________________ Monday, March 8, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 19 - Machismo
The BAU team travels south of the border to Mexico help authorities identify and catch a serial killer who preys on elderly women.
8-9pm -- Intervention - 63 - Sandra
She sits in her garage every day, popping painkillers, anti-depressants, anti-psychotics and sleeping pills. Sandra's pill use is so bad that her two sons, 17 and 11, have left the house. Her best friend, Julie, moved in with her, and although Julie suffers from multiple sclerosis, she takes care of all the housework. Julie and Sandra's husband, Dan, ration Sandra's pills so she doesn't overdose. They know they're enabling her, but they're afraid of what will happen if they stop. Sandra's family is ready to try an intervention, but they're not sure she'll ever choose her family over her addiction.
9-10pm -- Intervention - 94 - Chad / Brooke Follow-up
This follow-up episode features former subjects Chad and Brooke as they rediscover their lives during and after treatment. Chad's crack addiction destroyed his career as a world-class cyclist. Seven months after his intervention, he's been given a chance to redeem himself. He's joined a racing team in Italy, but his body may be too damaged to make a successful comeback. Brooke was in denial about her addiction to pain pills but agreed to go to treatment after an explosive intervention. Now her parents are visiting Brooke to see how much progress she's made.
10-11pm -- Hoarders - 11 - Julie and Shannon
Julie is living a nightmare. A series of tragedies triggered massive hoarding which in turn led to Julie's son moving in with her ex-husband. Now she must clean up or risk losing the two daughters that still live with her. Shannon, her husband Tim, and their four young children live in a house that is filled with garbage and infested with mice. Her dogs roam freely in the clutter and there's a two foot hole in the bathroom floor. She was devastated when Animal Control removed 20 cats from the home three weeks ago. Now, as cameras are rolling, police arrive at the front door with Child Protective Services to remove her children.
____________________________________________________ Tuesday, March 9, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 20 - Charm and Harm
The profilers track a known "chameleon" serial killer across the southeastern U.S. trying to stop him before he kills again.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 62 - In Heat
Conflicted about his own sexual identity, a serial killer targets gay men. Joe Mantegna stars.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 63 - The Crossing
Morgan, Prentiss, Reid and JJ are on the trail of a stalker and Hotch and Rossi are asked to consult on a murder case to determine whether or not a woman killed her husband because of his constant abuse.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 157 - Presumed Guilty
The CSIs go up against a top defense attorney (special guest star Sean Combs) who may be involved in protecting a killer. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
____________________________________________________ Wednesday, March 10, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Felons Interrupted
Today Dog is back in Hawaii confronted with two alleged felons who are in crisis. Family and friends of these bondees are convinced that they are getting into further trouble while awaiting trial, so Dog and the posse have to bring these men back to the relative safety of jail. In both cases addiction has a powerful hold on their targets, and so Dog's motto of "find 'em and fix 'em" is truly at work.
8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 129 - Mission of Mercy
Dog knows that it is better to give than to receive, so when a fellow bondsman grieving for his recently departed spouse requests his help, he jumps into action. Studying the fugitive's file the team uncovers a surprising fact. Like the bondsman, the runner has also recently lost a loved one, his step-dad. How will Dog use this information to catch his man?
8:30-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 155/156 - Wrong Turn
Dog's target today seems to have a taste for drugs and a record of reckless driving. The hunt has deep emotional resonance for the team because today is the anniversary of the fatal car accident of Dog's daughter Barbara Katie. As the hunt goes deep into the night the team is confronted with a speeding SUV driven by the fugitive, and Dog worries that a similar fate awaits this fugitive.
9:30-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 167/168 - Bait and Switch
Things are seldom what they seem in the world of bounty hunting and it is through this maze of illusions that Dog pursues his prey. When the fugitive's girlfriend offers to help Dog trap this dangerous felon Dog knows that someone is being deceived, the only question is whom?
10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 14 - Funeral Home Snake
The dead aren't resting peacefully at this funeral home because a rattlesnake is loose in the crematorium. Billy and Ricky search for the snake, but it finds them first--and it's a mean one! Later, Billy heads into a treacherous attic to deal with some bats, knowing that one false step could send him plunging through the floor.
____________________________________________________ Thursday, March 11, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- The First 48 - 108 - Last Night Out/Death Do Us Part
When a young man is gunned down outside a Cincinnati nightclub, witnesses see another young man running from the scene. Detectives Doug Lindle and Matt Thompson hope one of their witnesses can identify the shooter and help them catch a killer on the run. In Miami, a pair of one-year-old twins cry helplessly in the back of a black SUV -- their mother slumped over in the driver's seat, shot dead. Detectives Manny Castillo and Carlos Castellanos pursue every mysterious lead, hoping to find one that will identify their shooter.
8-9pm -- The First 48 - 152 - Lost Highway/Out for Murda
In Harris County, Sgt. Roger Wedgeworth investigates the gruesome murder of a homeless man found stabbed to death along Interstate 45. Without any witnesses or a motive, investigators race to find a suspect before the case goes cold. And in Louisville, Det. Scott Russ heads to a troubled housing project to investigate the murder of a young man--the prime suspect in a current double homicide case. Russ, faced with a community's unwavering policy of no snitching, must convince terrified witnesses to come forward and tell him what they know.
9-10pm -- The First 48 - 149 - Straight Menace
In Harris County, a family is devastated when their teenaged son is shot and killed after a confrontation outside of a high school party. After interviewing the party patrons, Sgt. Wayne Kuhlman and his team learn that the victim may have been mistaken for a local gang member based on the color of an item of clothing he was wearing. Investigators must determine whether the shooting was a case of mistaken gang affiliation or a brazen act of youth violence.
10-10:30pm -- Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force - 21 - Chasing a Ghost
When Fugitive Task Force Investigator John Hunsinger discovers that a murder suspect from his town is hiding out in Puerto Rico, he briefs Commander Lenny DePaul and Detective Roxanne Lopez about the case. The team flies to San Juan and joins up with the Puerto Rico Task Force to hunt down the fugitive. The team hopes to grab the murder suspect quickly, but tracking a fugitive through the coastal towns and rural mountainsides of Puerto Rico proves to be more difficult than expected. What starts out as a simple plan becomes dangerous nightmare.
10:30-11pm -- Iced: Alaska Fugitive Task Force - Alaska's #1 Fugitive
In the dead of the winter, the members of the U.S. Marshals "Alaska Fugitive Task Force" travel on snowmobiles and snowshoes to track down the state's most elusive fugitive. A man who has vowed to kill any cop who tries to hunt him down and put him back in prison.
____________________________________________________ Friday, March 12, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 21 - Secrets and Lies
When the CIA suspects a double agent is at work in Langley, the team is called in to profile the employees. But the BAU must work fast because the life of a CIA operative is at stake.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 64 - Tabula Rasa
After a suspected serial killer wakes up from a coma, the Behavioral Analysis Unit (B.A.U.) reopens the case and uses brain fingerprinting to determine if he really doesn't remember the crimes that had been committed four years earlier in Roanoke, Virginia.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 67 - The Angel Maker
Recent murders are linked to a serial killer who was executed a year ago. The team determines that a woman who was in love with the deceased serial killer is completing his work as a testament to her love for him.
10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 68 - Minimal Loss
Prentiss and Reid go undercover with Child Services, to investigate possible abuse charges of children in an underground cult and get caught inside the compound when a federal raid goes bad. They have to help the team from the inside as they try and resolve the ensuing hostage situation with the extremely charismatic cult leader. Luke Perry guest stars at the cult leader.
____________________________________________________ Saturday, March 13, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 105 - Darkroom
A bloody five-dollar bill handed to a toll booth collector leads Horatio and the CSI team to uncover a scheme that threatens the lives of unsuspecting women, including someone near and dear to Natalia. Stars David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Khandi Alexander, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, and Eva La Rue.
8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 153 - Tipping Point
Horatio gets involved in gang warfare when "Reverend Mike," a man known on the streets for trying to keep kids out of gangs, is murdered. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 161 - Target Specific
The team uses the scent of a man who attacked Calleigh and a piece of bulletproof clothing in a dog's mouth to investigate a series of robberies in wealth homes. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 162 - Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing After Ivan Sarnoff and his henchmen torture Ryan, Horatio becomes suspicious about Ryan's work in a murder investigation. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 11 - Ghost School
13-year-olds, Bryson and Colt, join a paranormal investigation of a century-old haunted opera house. The boys struggle to be accepted by their dads who doubt their abilities.
____________________________________________________ Sunday, March 14, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-7:30pm -- Parking Wars - 46
In Detroit, Rodney and Sonjia must watch each other's backs when a foul-mouthed man challenges the boot on his car. Supervisor Luz fends off crafty ticket dodgers in Philly, until a self-appointed neighborhood watchman tries to stop her from ticketing his neighbor's car. Philly Ticketer Shawn uses "the force" to find good tickets--but gets caught off guard when he writes one in error.
7:30-8pm -- Parking Wars - 32
The lot gets hot when three brothers team up to retrieve their impounded car. Garfield and Sherry encounter their largest booting target ever, while Brian faces the flames of hell on his ticketing beat.
8-8:30pm -- Parking Wars - 04
Booters Steve and Sherry go on the hunt when a booted vehicle goes missing, while best friends Brian and Lori shake it up on their ticketing beat. At the lot, a World War II veteran does battle for his impounded truck.
8:30-9pm -- Parking Wars - 31
Marylin takes it to heart when a man she tickets flies into a rage. The hurdles may be too high for a couple struggling to retrieve the impounded car they adore. Cursed by Sherry, Steve loses his Mojo and nothing goes right on their boot beat.
9-9:30pm -- Parking Wars - 36
Garfield and Sherry need police backup when a furious man tries to remove the boot in a rough neighborhood. Ticket writer Shawn's communication skills are put to the test with a man blocking a bus zone. A father and son get creative to overcome insurance issues keeping them from their impounded car.
9:30-10pm -- Parking Wars - 38
Welcome to Snow-adelphia! A blizzard drops ten inches of snow, adding aggravation for people struggling to free their cars from the impound lot. Meanwhile, snow, ice, and freezing temperatures make big trouble for booters Garfield and Sherry.
10-10:30pm -- Parking Wars - 43
In Philly, Garfield tests his Irish luck trying to boot two cars on the same block, until one citizen gets physical. Can Detroit ticketer Robert, know as "Mr. Perfection" for lack of voided tickets, keep his record when challenged by irate citizens? A 70 year-old man's patience is tested as he tries to get his car out of the Philly impound lot.
10:30-11pm -- Parking Wars - 44
In Philly, Garfield and Sherry struggle with a woman causing a major scene by refusing to leave her booted vehicle for the tow. Ponytail's no angel when ticketing a parking melee during a Baptist convention in Detroit. And a young woman grapples with her boyfriend's dark ticketing secrets while trying to retrieve his car from the impound lot.
____________________________________________________ Monday, March 15, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 22 - The Fisher King - Part 1
A devious killer finds a special way to make the team members miserable--he ruins their vacations. The killer sends a body and a unique type of puzzle to each of the team members at their vacation spots. The scheme forces the profilers to get back together to solve the mystery, but that's when they discover that the case is even more serious than they thought.
8-9pm -- Intervention - 85 - Sharon
A 51-year-old grandmother, Sharon is a compulsive shopper who has undergone numerous plastic surgeries to feel better about her appearance. She also feels she must hit herself. She has bruises on her thighs and stomach and repeatedly hits her head with a hairbrush. Now things are getting even worse. Sharon recently got the urge to drown one of her Chihuahuas; she didn't harm the dog, but now Sharon's daughter is terrified that Sharon might try to harm her grandchildren. Sharon's dangerous compulsions need to stop.
9-10pm -- Intervention - 104 - Amy W.
Amy grew up feeling unloved and unable to meet her parents' high expectations. She was also molested by a neighbor when she was eight, but never told anyone in her family. She began to self-mutilate and restrict her diet, and by 17, she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Now, Amy eats only 500 calories a day, drinks up to two bottles of vodka a night, and regularly self-mutilates. Amy's family is ready to give up on her, but they still don't know about Amy's sexual abuse. Only Amy's friend, Jessica, knows the truth, but will she have the courage to tell Amy's family before it's too late?
10-11pm -- Hoarders - 10 - Bob and Richard
Bob and Betsey's home is filled with broken furniture, appliances, food, piles of clothes, mounds of books and toys. An invasion of fleas and bed bugs has forced them and their four children into a tent in the backyard where they have been sleeping for the last two months. But with the dropping temperatures and growing fear of being reported to local authorities, they must clean out their entire house or risk losing everything. Retired veterinarian Richard, "Dr. Dickey," has spent more than half a million dollars filling his house, two garages and two storage units with dozens of collections, including 60,000 beer cans. His compulsions have cost him his marriage and his lifestyle. He is deeply in debt and stuck working a low paying temp job. He now needs to unearth the gold mine he is sitting on, so he can sell his collections and get out of debt.
____________________________________________________ Tuesday, March 16, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 23 - The Fisher King - Part 2
As Gideon and the team put the clues together, the crazed killer takes a young girl hostage and continues to target the BAU for death.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 71 - The Instincts
As the BAU races to stop a killer who targets children, Reid has nightmares of a murder from his own childhood. First of a two-parter. Stars Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson, Paget Brewster, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, and Kirsten Vangsness.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 72 - Memoriam
Reid's dreams lead him to make a shocking discovery about his childhood and his father. Second of a two-parter. Stars Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson, Paget Brewster, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, and Kirsten Vangsness.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 158 - Sink or Swim
Mayhem and murder on Derek Powell's yacht threatens Delko's career and forces the CSI team to help the man who stood in their way on their last case. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke, and special guest star Sean Combs.
____________________________________________________ Wednesday, March 17, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 24 - P911
Fear grips the BAU team when an FBI agent discovers a picture of a young boy in a cage who's going to be "auctioned off" online in 48 hours.
8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Burn & Return
Dog is busy. First he's after a fugitive who is allegedly an expert in the game of "burn and return"--shoplifting goods to return them for cash refunds. But he's not easy to track--on the bail application the fugitive's father answers the question "how long have you known this individual" by writing "too long." Making matters worst the fugitive is now homeless, sending Dog and the team on a hunt through the soup kitchens and parks of Colorado Springs. But as the team closes in for the catch they get a big surprise which sends them after a second fugitive who presents challenges of her own.
8:30-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 130 - Practice Makes Perfect
No one becomes a bondsman overnight and even the members of Dog's team know there is always more to learn. So when Duane Lee cuts a felon a little too much slack about checking-in and then goes missing, Duane Lee knows he's gonna get schooled. The word on the street is that their quarry has split from his wife and is drifting between several of Hawaii's less than scenic public parks. The hunt could be long, and Duane Lee knows that Beth will be right there, offering her advice along the way.
9-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 158/159 - Midnight Run
This fugitive has a bad reputation and a knack for running from the law. The pursuit has Dog and team traveling through an urban dystopia of suspicion, false leads and mistrust. And the more they learn about their target, the more they believe that he needs to be behind bars.
10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 164 - True Identity
Dog knows that looks can be deceiving and today's hunt makes this point crystal clear. The fugitive is pretty, petite, and trouble. She stands accused of settling an argument with the help of a box cutter. What Dog does not anticipate is how deceptive this femme fatale can truly be!
10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 15 - Attack of the Trash Can Raccoon
It's Billy vs. the Raccoon when the feisty animal gets trapped in a dumpster--and Billy knows it won't give up without a big fight. Later, Billy's got another tough battle on his hands when he comes up against some Cicada Killer Wasps with their very painful stingers.
____________________________________________________ Thursday, March 18, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- The First 48 - 110 - Moving Out/Among Thieves
In Memphis, Sgt. Debo Carson and her team investigate the murder of a man shot dead outside of his house. The case takes a turn when a man investigators believe to be a witness becomes a suspect. In Dallas, a carjacking spree leaves one man dead. With only a general description of the getaway vehicle, a silver Infinity, Sgt. Larry Lewis and his team must pull out all the stops to track down the killers.
8-9pm -- The First 48 - 136 - 10 Pounds
In Birmingham, Detective Chris Anderson returns to his childhood neighborhood to investigate the murder of a man killed over ten pounds of marijuana.
9-10pm -- The First 48 - The First 48: Forensic Evidence
Homicide detectives use cutting edge technology and computer graphics to collect and analyze evidence as they race against time to catch the killers. In Rochester, Investigator Cathy Lucci meets partner Dave Salvatore at the scene of her first homicide case. A 49-year-old male has been brutally stabbed and left to die with a blanket covering him. There are a few suspects and many questions. Who was angry enough to stab a man 46 times and concerned enough to cover him with a blanket? In Cleveland, Detectives Hank Veverka and Kathleen Carlin find the body of a 34-year-old male, shot to death behind an abandoned building. His pockets are turned out, his shoes are off, and his cell phone is missing, all suggesting a robbery. But when detectives learn his identity and discover that he was found nowhere near where he lives, they wonder what brought him to the neighborhood where he was killed.
10-10:30pm -- Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force - 37 - Catch Me If You Can
ICE Supervisor Tommy Kilbride finds himself with a newly energized cold case. His rookie Deportation Officer, Bryan Flanagan, just worked up a new lead that puts Tommy and his team back on the trail of a dangerous fugitive who was convicted for armed robbery and assault and deported over ten years ago. Turns out their target has slipped back into the country illegally. Tommy's been chasing this fugitive for years. At one point, he had him on the phone, but the fugitive taunted Tommy and ended the call with, "catch me if you can." He intends to do just that. Tommy has developed information that their target could be hiding in Orlando. Turns out their fugitive is quite a ladies' man and is possibly staying with several different women. Lenny and Tommy head down to Florida. Close on the fugitive's trail, they must navigate a web of relationships and conflicting stories to try to get to truth about where there fugitive is hiding.
10:30-11pm -- Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force - 29 - Just One Step Behind
Hunting down fugitives with ties to dangerous gangs is a high priority for Commander Lenny DePaul's Fugitive Task Force, especially when those fugitives are armed and dangerous. After a ranking member of the Bloods street gang flees a hospital in Trenton, NJ with a suspected self-inflicted gunshot wound, Lenny asks two of his all-stars -- Detective Kevin Searing and Detective Sergeant Luddie Austin -- to lead the hunt. The two begin to scour the streets and find that people are unwilling to provide information on the fugitive's whereabouts, afraid of retaliation from local gang members. Working with very few leads, Luddie must rely on his vast network of street contacts to stay ahead of the target. The fear is that the next person the fugitive shoots won't be himself.
____________________________________________________ Friday, March 19, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 25 - The Perfect Storm
After a series of gruesome murders, our team profiles and discovers the offenders are a husband and wife team.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 73 - Masterpiece
The team must use "reverse" profiling techniques to stop a serial killer from murdering five more victims. Stars Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson, Paget Brewster, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, and Kirsten Vangsness.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 74 - 52 Pickup
The profilers hunt a killer who preys on the beautiful, rich women he meets at nighclubs. Stars Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson, Paget Brewster, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, and Kirsten Vangsness.
10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 75 - Brothers in Arms
A case hits close to home for former cop Morgan when a serial killer targets police officers. Stars Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson, Paget Brewster, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, and Kirsten Vangsness.
____________________________________________________ Saturday, March 20, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 108 - Backstabbers
Horatio has no love for suspected terrorist Sonya Barak, but when Sonya's own people target her for murder, Horatio has no choice but to try to save her life. Stars David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Khandi Alexander, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue, and guest star Shiva Rose.
8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 154 - Head Case
Horatio investigates the strange case of a man with amnesia who thinks he may have committed murder but isn't sure. With each new clue that the CSI team discovers, the man's memory is jogged a little more until the surprising truth is revealed. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 164 - Dead on Arrival
A Bachelor-type reality show becomes all too real when one of the women trying to win the bachelor's heart and a million-dollar prize ends up dead. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 08 - Haunted Attic
Peri and Devon, two teens, explore a haunted whaling ship in order to overcome their fears of encountering spirits.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 165 - Collateral Damage
After a grenade is thrown into a Miami restaurant, killing two people and injuring others, Horatio and the team suspect that a son of one of the victims may be responsible for the blast. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
____________________________________________________ Sunday, March 21, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-7:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 84 - Letters Lost
While Gene is in Japan filming a monster movie Shannon and Tracy go antiquing and buy a piece of furniture that sends them on a search for its original owner.
7:30-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 79 - Rootin' Tootin' Gene
Gene travels to Nashville as a favor to KISS' manager and takes a promising but bickering country band under his wing.
8-8:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 87 - Derby Queen
Gene becomes the homemaker and Shannon the breadwinner when the kids convince Shannon to return to acting after she is offered a role in a new Roller Derby exploitation film.
8:30-10pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 88 - Fresh Meat
While Shannon recovers from her roller derby accident Gene continues to handle the day-to-day household chores, and Nick entertains a friend and his "cougar" mother from out of town.
10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 01 - The Tipping Point
Kirstie steps on the scale and reveals her weight to world. After an ugly run-in with the paparazzi, she decides to shed all those excess pounds the tabloids love to feature on their covers. Follow Kirstie Alley and her larger than life personality as she attempts to lose weight, start a business, and raise two teenagers, all of it on her terms.
10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 02 - Good Help is Hard to Find
Kirstie enlists her hefty handyman, Jim, in her battle with the bulge. But after just one half-hearted workout, Kirstie gives her clueless assistant, Kyle, the job of finding the perfect professional trainer.
____________________________________________________ Monday, March 22, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Hoarders - 04 - Jennifer & Ron/Jill
Jennifer is a young stay at home mom. Both she and her husband Ron, suffer from hoarding and their three kids are growing up with piles of junk, food, and clothing everywhere. They have been cited by the city on numerous occasions. Jennifer lives every day in fear of child protective services coming and taking her kids away and must now try to get the house in order before it's too late. Jill's home is a nightmare. Food in various stages of decay is stuffed among her two freezers and four refrigerators--one of which is held shut by duct tape and a box of dented canned goods. She recently lost her job and knows that if her landlord were to pay a visit she would get evicted immediately.
8-9pm -- Hoarders - 06 - Jake/Shirley
While most 21 olds see a world of possibility in front of them, Jake wakes up every morning despondent at the state of his life--a prisoner to his hoarding and OCD. Jake compulsively hoards garbage. Snack wrappers, empty bottles, and rotting food are strewn in every room of the two bedroom town home he shares with his alcoholic father. Jake fears that if things don't change soon he may take his own life. Shirley has always been the kind of person who could never turn away a stray cat. But eventually she lost track of just how many cats she had. When her situation caught the attention of the local authorities, they discovered that every room of her home is cluttered and cat feces and urine soak the carpets and furniture. Now Shirley must cooperate and allow authorities to remove over 75 living and dead cats from her home or face criminal prosecution for animal cruelty.
9-10pm -- Hoarders - 08 - Judi and Gail
When rescue workers were called to Judi's home they found her stuck in massive amounts of clutter and were forced to remove her through the kitchen window. The city condemned her home and she was placed in a rehabilitation facility. But time is running out. Medicare will stop paying in two weeks and Judi has nowhere to go. Gail once lived the disciplined life of a ballerina; but now her house is so full of possessions that the floors are sinking, the gas line is bent and the water pipes are broken. Gail must clean up enough to make repairs before winter.
10-11pm -- Hoarders - 09 - Chris and Dale
After the death of her newborn son, Chris filled the void by surrounding herself with possessions. Attention Deficit Disorder makes it impossible for her to focus long enough to clean up. She's now at risk of losing custody of her daughters who are still living in the house. Dale is at risk of eviction from his city subsidized housing because his apartment is filled with "found objects" that he hopes to one day turn into works of art. After he repeatedly failed to meet deadlines for cleaning, the court began the process to stop his housing subsidy. He won't be eligible for another three years and has no other place to go.
____________________________________________________ Tuesday, March 23, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 26 - Psychodrama
The BAU team profiles a series of brutal bank robberies where the thug has the victims disrobe to make his escape easier. Based on a real-life case.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 77 - Soul Mates
After the profilers arrest a serial killer, they discover there may be a second killer on the loose. Stars Joe Mantegna, Thomas Gibson, Paget Brewster, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, and Kirsten Vangsness.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 78 - Bloodline
The BAU team becomes involved in the case of a family working together to abduct young women.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 159 - Divorce Party
Amy Lansing is celebrating her divorce from her husband Roger with a ceremony much like the one in which they were married. She is in for the shock of her life when his dead body comes tumbling out of the wood canopy and hangs in front of her. The CSI team must now investigate all the guests at the divorce party to find who hated Roger enough to kill him.
____________________________________________________ Wednesday, March 24, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 27 - Aftermath
A serial rapist frustrates the team when he displays deep knowledge about law enforcement, and especially how the profilers do their job.
8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 84 - The Good Fight
Dog and Beth have to be at the state capitol bright and early to receive an award for their fight against ice in Hawaii. Afterwards, they're inspired to start the hunt for Shanna, an alleged ice user and identity thief with $80,000 in bonds. Working two informants Dog and the posse begin to close in on their target. And with good tips and some hard work, Dog finds Shanna and her boyfriend living in a van next to a cemetery just as the sun is going down. Can Dog convince Shanna to give up her bad habits before her graveyard address becomes permanent?
8:30-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Seeing the Light
Today Leland and Dog make a quick visit to the police supply store to get some new gadgets for the team. But they can't linger because they've also got a fugitive to catch. Their target is reputed to have an explosive temper--she's facing terrorist-threatening charges. Dog fears that drugs may be exacerbating her problems and raising the danger level for the posse. The trail starts out cold, but Dog leads his pack through rural Hawaii to make a clever capture and a powerful ride to jail.
9-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 149/150 - Easy Rider
What looks like a routine pick-up turns into a complicated case of betrayal, deceit, as well as quality nail care as Dog and company track down an fugitive alleged to be an abusive boyfriend with one too many friends in his close knit community.
10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 162 - Secrets and Lies
What do you do when you have a fugitive you not only want to find, but believe can be helped back onto the straight and narrow? If you're Mary Ellen you call you good friend Dog. He not only has the ruthless tenacity to hunt down the most elusive of prey, but also the generousness of heart to offer hope to the most desperate.
10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 16 - Snake Invader
Armadillos, and snakes, and roaches, oh, my. When Billy and Ricky get a call about an armadillo terrorizing a woman's garden, they arrive to discover that a poisonous snake may be on the loose, too. Later, Billy confronts one of the biggest roach infestations of his career in the home of a client with severe health issues. Meanwhile, back at the office, Mary's trying to give orders--and she doesn't even work there!
____________________________________________________ Thursday, March 25, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- The First 48 - 101 - Dropped Call/Derailed
In Tucson, a young man is found shot to death on the street. Detectives Bill Hanson and Mike Carroll follow two clues that could lead to a suspect -- a dropped cell phone and a pawnshop slip tucked in the victim's pocket. In Memphis, Sergeant Debo Carson investigates the brutal murder of a woman whose body was found dumped on the railroad tracks. The case takes a dramatic turn when a tip comes in about a man who may know details about the murder that were never released to the media.
8-9pm -- The First 48 - 144 - Cut Down/9-1-1
In Miami, Det. Rolando Garcia is investigating the shooting death of a local homeless man, known for looking after his fellow transient friends. As the case begins to unravel and witnesses give up information, Garcia learns that the victim's commendable behavior may have instigated his death. And in Louisville, after a minor injury, a woman makes a routine call to 911--the call becomes anything but routine when gunshots ring out in the background. When the smoke clears, the caller finds her boyfriend shot and killed. With information from the girlfriend, lead detective Leigh Maroni must now track down the man last seen with the victim and determine whether he is a witness or the potential killer.
9-10pm -- The First 48 - 150 - Alias/Duel
In Louisville, a murder hits close to home when Detective Rick Arnold learns that the victim of his most recent homicide case is the brother of a good friend. If Arnold is to track down the suspect, he needs to discern between lies and truth--and real names and aliases. In Harris County, a popular teenager is gunned down on a residential street. Deputy Cory Pool and his team must determine whether the shooting was self-defense--or murder.
10-10:30pm -- Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force - 28 - Couple on the Run
Late one night, after a drug deal gone awry, a man is shot, fleeing the scene while running for his life. He ultimately collapses behind a dumpster and ends up on life support. Spring Valley Detective Roxanne Lopez puts on her US Marshal's hat as she tracks down the two key suspects--a boyfriend and girlfriend--wanted in connection to this attempted murder. When this dangerous duo appears to have skipped town, Roxy won't quit, pulling an all-nighter. An unexpected clue leads the team to look in an entirely different direction, and Roxy and Commander Lenny DePaul find themselves hundreds of miles away in Amish country hoping to give the fugitives an early morning wake-up call.
____________________________________________________ Friday, March 26, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 28 - The Boogeyman
The BAU enters a tight community in deep mourning after the discovery of a second murdered child in as many weeks. Our team discovers the unthinkable... the killer is a child himself.
8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 01 - Extreme Aggressor
In the premiere of this new series, a vicious serial killer abducts his next victim. With few clues to the killer's identity, the FBI calls in the Behavioral Analysis Unit, an elite squad of profilers led by special agent Jason Gideon. Gideon's team puts together a portrait of the killer, but they soon discover that the case is going to be a lot more complicated--and deadly--than they thought. Thomas Gibson and Joe Mantegna star.
9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 02 - Compulsion
After Gideon tells a group of agent trainees how the Footpath Killer was captured, the team heads for Bradshaw College, where a student has been burned alive in his dorm room. Hotch and Reid investigate and discover that the killer is obsessed with the number three--and has a plan to burn even more students to death.
10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 03 - Won't Get Fooled Again
When Gideon and the BAU team investigate two bombings in Florida, the case puts them on a nerve-wracking race to save an innocent man from getting blown up.
____________________________________________________ Saturday, March 27, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 125 - Bang, Bang, Your Debt
Horatio and the CSI team investigate the mysterious death of a college student whose death may have been linked to her enormous credit card debt. And Delko makes a startling discovery about Speedle. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue.
8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 155 - And They're Offed
When a racehorse owner is killed at the track, Horatio suspects that the murder is linked to a race fixing scandal involving an old nemesis of his. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke.
9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 166 - Dissolved
Horatio goes head-to-head with his old nemesis, Ron Saris, when the CSIs find evidence linking Saris to a series of bodies found dissolved in highly toxic acid. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Elizabeth Berkley guest stars.
9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 14 - Family Secrets
Mother and daughter psychics, Caprice and Jordi, along with two teen psychic sisters, Peyton and Riley, attempt to solve the puzzle of a mysterious girl ghost at an inn dating to the revolutionary war.
10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 167 - Seeing Red
In this exciting--and bloody--finale to the season, the Russians go to war, Yelina finds herself in a kill-or-die situation, the CSIs get involved in a wild shootout, and a wounded team member faces death when he goes missing in the Everglades. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Sofia Milos guest stars.
____________________________________________________ Sunday, March 28, 2010 ____________________________________________________7-7:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 85 - Economic Stimulus
While Gene rings the bell at the New York Stock Exchange and spreads the word about investing in America, Shannon does some spending of her own when she gets addicted to late night infomercials.
7:30-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 75 - Movin' Out
The Simmons-Tweed household is turned upside down when a foreign exchange student visits Sophie and Nick gets his own apartment for the summer with a difficult landlord.
8-8:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 93 - Dirty Little Secrets
Like father, like son. Gene and Nick are both caught in embarrassing situations they must hide from Shannon.
8:30-9pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 91 - Sex & Rock n' Roll
Nick's band hits a roadblock when all of their gear is stolen moments before their debut gig. Meanwhile Shannon convinces Gene to be social and attend a dinner party that unknowingly has another agenda.
10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 03 - Jimmy Pig
While Kirstie frantically prepares to launch her new weight loss line, Kyle does some detective work and learns Jim has a juicy little secret.
10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 04 - Oh Rats! It's My Birthday?
While True and Lillie plot a surprise party for Kirstie's birthday, Jim tries to protect the house from uninvited guests.
____________________________________________________ Monday, March 29, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 29 - North Mammon The apparent abduction of two college girls, star athletes from a seemingly idyllic small town, has the BAU profiling not only the offender but the town itself to uncover a much more horrific crime, deep in the town's past. 8-9pm -- Intervention - Allison She was a pre-med student on her way to becoming a surgeon, but the trauma of being molested as a child and her parents' brutal divorce haunted Allison. She started to inhale computer dust remover, which is potentially fatal with each breath. Her erratic behavior and absence from classes got Allison dropped from the pre-med program. Allison is currently inhaling up to ten cans of dust remover a day. Can interventionist Jeff help Allison and her family? To learn more about inhalant addiction visit: http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/Drug_Guide/Inhalants. 9-10pm -- Intervention - 82 - Chris Born into a family with traditional Catholic values, Chris struggled with his sexuality until coming out at 18. Now, at 34, Chris feels that being gay has cheated him out of the things he wants most--marriage, children, and inclusion in his family. He drinks first thing in the morning to ward off tremors, he's abusive to his partner, and he can't keep a job. His father believes Chris should be able to stop drinking by sheer force of will, but his mother believes that genetics is to blame for his alcoholism. Can the family overcome its divisions and work together for Chris? 10-11pm -- Hoarders - 16 - Tra/Jill Tra is a 40 year-old firefighter living two separate lives. At his firehouse, he is expected to live in a clean and structured world. But in his home, he lives in chaos, surrounded wall-to-wall by hoarded possessions. Now, these two worlds have collided and fellow firefighters are worried that Tra's hoarding is affecting his performance on the job. His future with the Fire Department may be in jeopardy if he can't get things under control. Jill's 13-year-old son Tyler struggles with severe asthma on a daily basis--much of it triggered by a house filled with piles of dusty boxes and a basement that has black mold from a flood. Her 17-year-old son Spencer is fed-up with the condition of the house and resents his mother for her hoarding. Their family is at a crossroads--Jill must part with rooms full of keepsakes or risk losing her kids. ____________________________________________________ Tuesday, March 30, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 30 - Empty Planet Gideon and the team go to Seattle in pursuit of a bomber who targets various places which are technologically advanced. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 07 - The Fox The team tracks a serial killer who preys on families, takes them hostage, pretends to be their father, and then kills them. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 06 - L.D.S.K. When an "L.D.S.K.," or long distance serial killer, shoots and wounds six victims, the team's profile suggests that the LDSK might be a cop. 10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 149 - Cheating Death When a man is found stabbed to death in his hotel room, the CSI team gets involved in a twisted case of prostitution and murder. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. ____________________________________________________ Wednesday, March 31, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 31 - The Last Word Two independent serial killers in St. Louis are competing with each other, trying to outdo each other with their murders. When the BAU apprehends one of them, they shrewdly make the arrest an event in order to trap the other serial killer. 8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 33 - Destiny Love Dog is in for a big surprise after he catches a fugitive named Jonaven in a sting operation. In a teary heart-to-heart talk, Dog finds out that Jonaven's father was killed in a shoot-out with police when Jonaven was only 9. Dog then realizes that he knew the father, and feels compelled to plead with Jonaven to straighten himself out and lead a better life. 8:30-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Growing Up Is Hard To Do With twelve kids of his own Dog knows how hard it is to keep children on the straight and narrow, especially during their turbulent teens. So when his housekeeper Darlene tells Dog that her fifteen year-old granddaughter Shaiann has vanished, the team jumps into action. The case is at first puzzling because Shaiaan is a straight-A student with no history of trouble, but apparently there's a boy involved. Because the search involves a young woman who is not a fugitive Duane feels a feminine touch is needed and puts Beth in charge. As a teen she gave her parents more then their share of stress by disappearing for days on end, and as a bondsman she knows all of the perils that the streets hold for young girls. So with extra passion, the team hits the streets to gather as many leads as possible. 9-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 86 - The Smackdown of Baby Lyssa The co-signer on this bond is seven months pregnant, and she says that the man she bailed out has threatened her safety and has been running amok on the streets. Now Dog and the posse have got to revoke John's bail. After meeting with the cosigner they hatch a plan to use several of John's friends to lure him to a high rise apartment. But when night falls, their plan goes awry -- leaving a member of the team alone and in harm's way! 9:30-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - One for the Money It hurts Dog to see people who after years of walking the straight and narrow, suddenly lose their way. But today's case is a member of the law enforcement community who has recently gone astray, and that truly troubles the Dog. Not only does Moses know the tricks of the trade, there's the possibility he's packing his government issued handgun. Although the hunt is long, the ending is hopeful, because Dog comes to believe that with the help of a supportive family this fugitive might just make it. And in fact for Dog's second case, family is an essential part of bringing the fugitive to justice. 10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 175 - Match Point The day starts with Duane Lee and Leland facing off in the kind of court rarely associated with the Chapmans...a tennis court. At stake, as always, are bragging rights for which son can claim the title of "Chapman Champ." But before a winner is declared duty calls and they are off on a hunt with Dog. The team chases a fugitive who has disappeared into a world of "no known" addresses. If they catch her she will be facing off with an opponent in very different kind of court. 10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 18 - Backyard Gator Billy, Ricky, and Gator Dave become gator baiters when they match wits with an alligator in a family's pond. But when Billy tries to wrestle the beast out of the pond, he nearly becomes the gator's lunch. Later, when Vexcon employee Sarah needs help with her family's wasp infestation, she`s surprised that's she's going to have to help with the job--and she's deathly afraid of wasps! ____________________________________________________ Thursday, April 1, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 116 - Smoke/Touch of Evil In Dallas, a man is found dead in a vacant lot. With no leads, witnesses or motive, lead Det. Rick Duggan and his team must put the pieces of the case together to find their killer. And in Minneapolis, Sgt. Gerhard Wehr and Sgt. Jerry Wallerich are working one of the most brutal crimes of their careers--the violent stabbings of a mother and her 10-year-old son. 8-9pm -- The First 48 - 102 - Ashes and Snow In Minneapolis, just days before Christmas, Sgt. Rick Zimmerman and Sgt. Tammy Diedrich are called to the murder of a young woman, found strangled in a partially burned car. As they fight against the clock and a snowstorm, the team soon realizes that the killer may be closer than they think. 9-10pm -- The First 48 - 148 - Eye for an Eye/Dead End In Louisville, Det. Carl Payne and the homicide team investigate the murder of a young man shot to death in the middle of the street in broad daylight. When a witness leads Payne to a suspect with one eye, he is surprised to learn what may have triggered the homicide. And in Birmingham, when a teenager's body is found in the passenger seat of his car, a missing persons case becomes a homicide investigation. Det. Eric Torrence must piece together the last hours of the victim's life in order to catch his killer. 10-11pm -- Fugitive Chronicles - 07 - Bucky Ralph "Bucky" Phillips escapes from jail and sets off the most expensive manhunt in New York State history. Bucky leads hundreds of state troopers on a chase through the backwoods of western New York for the better part of five months. An amazing series of lucky and reckless maneuvers allows Bucky to avoid capture. But the case turns uglier when Bucky shoots three state troopers. Captain Steve Nigrelli spearheads the hunt and is determined to nab Philips before more blood is spilled. ____________________________________________________ Friday, April 2, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 32 - Lessons Learned Called in by Homeland Security, the BAU has 48 hours to determine where and when a sleeper cell will strike within the U.S. Using profiling techniques, Gideon travels to Guantanamo Bay to break the leader of this cell, while the rest of the team works the case stateside. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 08 - Natural Born Killer A federal agent who went undercover in the mob is missing and the team fears that the Iceman, a serial killer and mob hit man, may be involved in the disappearance. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 05 - Broken Mirror When the daughter of a powerful federal prosecutor is kidnapped, Gideon and the team are in for quite a shock--the kidnapper steals a page from their book, profiling them and taunting them with their weaknesses. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 09 - Derailed When a paranoid schizophrenic takes hostages, the team profiles his delusion and plays along with his fantasies to stop him from killing the hostages. ____________________________________________________ Saturday, April 3, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- CSI: NY - Manhattan Manhunt Second part of a two-part "crossover" episode with CSI: Miami. Serial killer Henry Darius returns to New York from Florida with a young female hostage in tow in order to steal millions from her family. Horatio joins Mac Taylor and the New York team to capture him, but Darius has already begun a new round of killing and is taunting Mac by leaving clues of his whereabouts. Stars Gary Sinise, Maria Kanakaredes, Anna Belknap, Carmine Giovinazzo, Vanessa Ferlito, and guest stars David Caruso and James Badge Dale. 8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 155 - And They're Offed When a racehorse owner is killed at the track, Horatio suspects that the murder is linked to a race fixing scandal involving an old nemesis of his. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. 8-9pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 08 - Haunted Attic Peri and Devon, two teens, explore a haunted whaling ship in order to overcome their fears of encountering spirits. 9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 166 - Dissolved Horatio goes head-to-head with his old nemesis, Ron Saris, when the CSIs find evidence linking Saris to a series of bodies found dissolved in highly toxic acid. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Elizabeth Berkley guest stars. 9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 07 - Terror in the Night Two teenage girls, Caitlyn and Tori, are haunted by spirits and terrified by nightmares that come true. They are desperate to be assured they are not alone in experiencing these phenomena. 10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 167 - Seeing Red In this exciting--and bloody--finale to the season, the Russians go to war, Yelina finds herself in a kill-or-die situation, the CSIs get involved in a wild shootout, and a wounded team member faces death when he goes missing in the Everglades. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Sofia Milos guest stars. ____________________________________________________ Sunday, April 4, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 70/71 South of the Border With Gene and Shannon both committed elsewhere, Sophie convinces them to allow Nick to accompany her on a private-study trip to Mexico. Always the worried dad, Gene soon follows and Shannon is forced to rescue the kids from Gene's meddling ways. 8-8:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 66 - Homesick Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada to call her very own. Unfortunately, they are not the only tenants. 8:30-9pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 89 - Puppy Love When his nephews' dog passes away Gene lends them Snippy to help cheer them up, but Gene quickly realizes he needs to find them a new pet before they get too attached. 9-10pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 96/97 - Kisstastrophe Shannon travels to NY to join the KISS tour and spend quality time with Gene only to learn he has a prior commitment with a journalist. Gene sticks Shannon with his friend and native New Yorker, Tony, to ensure she doesn't take out her anger on his wallet. While Gene and the journalist take us through a never-before-seen tour of Gene's past (including the Jr. stage where he performed for the first time,) Shannon saves the day when Tony loses his wife's anniversary present. 10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 06 - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap When the staff makes grumblings about their jobs, Kirstie decides to show them who's boss. The confident matriarch takes a turn at every job in the house but soon learns that barking orders and doing chores are two very different things. 10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 03 - Jimmy Pig While Kirstie frantically prepares to launch her new weight loss line, Kyle does some detective work and learns Jim has a juicy little secret. ____________________________________________________ Monday, April 5, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Intervention - 60 - Dan To the outside world, his life may seem ideal. Dan, 40, is married and has a beautiful daughter, Ava. He loves music and works as a first mate for a snorkeling and whale-watching boat company on a stunning Hawaiian Island. But everything is not what it seems. Dan is an alcoholic. An adolescence filled with physical violence and verbal abuse left Dan with deep emotional pain. Dan's family desperately hopes that an intervention will turn his life around. 8-9pm -- Intervention - 58 - Brad The chaos and bloodshed that Brad witnessed as a young soldier in Iraq, including the death of a close friend, left him emotionally damaged. He now suffers post-traumatic stress disorder and uses alcohol and marijuana to quell the endless nightmares and flashbacks that haunt him. Brad's temper also flares and he's had several incidents of blackout drinking which have led to two car accidents. His parents and sisters are terrified that Brad will kill himself or someone else in a drunken stupor. An intervention is their final attempt to save his life. 9-10pm -- Intervention - 113 - Rocky A former Junior Lightweight world champion who was discovered by Muhammad Ali, Rocky is still called "the champ" by locals. But the success, pressure, and excesses of the boxing lifestyle proved too much for him, and he turned to drugs and alcohol. He lost everything--his marriage, his sons, his wealth, and his title. Now homeless and addicted to crack, Rocky needs to fight for something far more important than boxing glory--he needs to fight for his life. 10-11pm -- Runaway Squad - 02/03 - Tayvela Tayvela felt "trapped" in her Long Island home by her over-protective, but well-meaning, mother. Nine months after she ran away, Joe Mazzilli and the Runaway Squad finally begin to unravel the mystery of the 15-year-old runaway's whereabouts. When they discover that a gang may be holding her against her will, the team turns up the heat doing everything they can to find her. ____________________________________________________ Tuesday, April 6, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 33 - Sex, Birth, Death Reid is approached by a troubled young man who fears that he may be a serial killer in the making when he describes his fantasies to Reid about killing hookers. When several prostitutes turn up dead in the D.C. area, the young man becomes the prime suspect in their murders. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 14 - Riding the Lightning. Gideon makes a shocking discovery when he interviews a husband-and-wife serial killer team two days before their executions. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 11 - Blood Hungry The team goes on the hunt for a psychopathic killer who drinks his victims' blood. 10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 160 - Flight Risk When a beautiful flight attendant comes tumbling out dead onto the baggage carousel, the CSI's uncover a drug trafficking operation. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. ____________________________________________________ Wednesday, April 7, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 34 - Profiler, Profiled When Morgan returns home to Chicago to visit his mother, he's arrested for the killings of three young boys which occurred over a fifteen year period. Gideon and company work to uncover the truth and find the real serial killer behind these murders. 8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 70 - Running on Empty Dog's time is running out in Colorado. After a month of helping his bail bondsmen friends around Denver, he's got to get his family back home to Hawaii. But Dog wants one more capture before they leave. Friend Bobby Brown has just the jump for him--Michael, a young man who seems to have traded in a once a bright future for the darker side of life. Michael has failed to appear in court for an assault charge. So with little to go on but the address of the fugitive's future father-in-laws, Dog tracks this target through the suburban landscape of Colorado Springs. After locating Michael's mother and gathering information from family and friends, Dog devises a trap to snare Michael. The problem is that he can't be there for it. But the long arm of the Dog will always get his man, and now it is Leland and Duane Lee's turn to stay behind and take care of the family's obligations. 8:30-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 46 - Moms & Dads Dog pursues two people whose lives have been devastated by drugs. First, he tracks Mae, who traded a good home, loving kids, and an adoring husband for an ice pipe. He busts Mae, but is amazed to discover that her family still showers her with love. The next case involves Jude. His addiction has caused his pregnant wife to fear for her safety, but she still can't bring herself to revoke his bail and return him to jail. Dog decides that he must go, though, and it's up to Beth to comfort the distraught woman. 9-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 50 - Take Your Daughter to Work Day Baby Lyssa, who's just turned 18 and is studying to become a bondsman, gets to do some on-the-job training when she helps Dog hunt for Wayne, who's run out on a bond for second-degree assault. A stakeout at one address proves a waste of time, but the team finally closes in on Wayne and prepares to take him down. 9:30-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 85 - The Last Call Dog thinks he's got an average day of bounty hunting ahead of him, but he couldn't be more wrong. Beth calls a client, Daphne, whose bond they have to revoke and makes a shocking discovery: Daphne's cosigner on her bond and ex-boyfriend, Bobby, has just committed suicide. Soon a sobbing Daphne turns herself in and Dog has his hands full trying to console her when another fugitive arrives at the office also to surrender. But it's not until Bobby's grieving mother arrives to confront Daphne that the emotional fireworks really start flying. It is a day filled with pain, sorrow and forgiveness--a day the Dog and the Da Kine team will never forget. 10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 176 - Menehune Mischief When Beth returns to the compound on the Big Island she finds a damaged SUV and two possible culprits--Dog or Justin. Pressed by Beth, Dog offers a third option. The perpetrators are Hawaii's mythical mischief makers--the Menehune! As the team pursues their fugitive over volcanic mountain ranges and into the unmapped wilds of Puna, Dog regales the team with the lore of these magical beings. He also makes a promise: after catching their man he that will reveal the identity of the real mischief maker. 10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 17 - Nursery Room Raccoon Billy must come to a baby's rescue when a raccoon is spotted in the infant's nursery. To make matters worse, the raccoon is sick, which can be very dangerous to the baby. Later, Billy rushes to an animal rescue shelter where rats are chewing the wires, creating a potentially major fire hazard. ____________________________________________________ Thursday, April 8, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 40 - Loved to Death/Unmasked In Memphis, Sergeant Caroline Mason and her team respond to a convenience store shooting, where surveillance cameras captured the last few moments of a man's life. Investigators must sift through the footage for clues that will point them to the killer. And in Miami, Detectives Fernando Bosch and Ricky Martinez are called to a wealthy high-rise condo, where the crime scene is in a blood-covered bathroom. To track down the killer, investigators follow a blood trail that leads them out of the building and into a hair-raising manhunt. 8-9pm -- The First 48 - 142 - Heart of Gold/Last Breath In Louisville, a 33-year-old woman collapses in the street after being stabbed multiple times. When detectives arrive at the crime scene there's a startling discovery--they're familiar with the victim. Now, Sgt. Brian Nunn and Det. Brenda Wescott must reach out to witnesses and friends of the victim to track down her killer. And in Minneapolis, Sgts. Jerry Wallerich and Gerhard Wehr investigate the murder of a 19-year-old college student, shot down on a residential street. With little to go on, the case is at a stand still until investigators get an important piece of information--the victim spoke with his sister as he was dying. But will the victim's last words help identify his killer? 9-10pm -- The First 48 - 151 - Hale Storm In Louisville, a sleeping family awakens to a barrage of bullets from a machine gun, leaving two young boys injured and a teenager dead. With no eyewitnesses, Detective Mickey Cohn must resort to old-fashioned detective work to solve one of the most brazen acts of violence he has ever seen. 10-11pm -- Fugitive Chronicles - 02 - Davis New York City detectives Victor Cruz and Robert Waters will be haunted by the horrific events of Nov. 19, 1985, forever. On that night, a team of armed detectives and officers took up positions at an apartment building in the Bronx, looking to capture quadruple murderer Larry Davis. Coming out with his gun blazing, Davis hit six of the officers in a wild shoot-out, then escaped in the confusion. The six survived, but a massive citywide manhunt was on. ____________________________________________________ Friday, April 9, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 35 - No Way Out The BAU tracks down a serial killer who's responsible for the deaths of over 100 people. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 15 - Unfinished Business After disappearing for nearly 20 years, a serial killer contacts the BAU to promise he'll kill again in five days. As the team springs into action, Gideon gets the help of a former colleague who worked the case when it began years ago. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 10 - The Popular Kids Did the devil do it? Ritual Satanism may be behind the murders of two high school students. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 12 - What Fresh Hell When an 11-year-old girl is snatched from a playground, the BAU team has only four hours to save her life. ____________________________________________________ Saturday, April 10, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 143 - Resurrection This episode picks up the story from the previous season, when Horatio was shot. As the team tries to find the shooter, the suspects include munitions dealer Juan Ortega, his business partner Ron Saris, and even one of the CSI team members. The suspense leads to an explosive confrontation on a yacht. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, and Emily Procter, and guest stars Elizabeth Berkley. 8-9pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 12 - Crossing Over Three pre-teens, Hannah, Savanah, and Shauniece team up to help a woman contact her deceased father. Along the way each girl discovers new psychic talents they never knew they had. 8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 134 - Raising Caine Caine is frustrated when he suspects that Julia Winston, Kyle's mother, plotted to kill a billionaire philanthropist, but he has no real evidence linking Julia to the crime. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue. 9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 13 - Vanished Teens, Travis and Vicki, team up with a professional private investigator on a real world missing persons case. Their psychic hits shed new light and hope on the case. 9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 136 - Ambush In this first part of a two-parter, the body of the woman who was scheduled to testify against Kyle is found, and Horatio's feud with his ex, Julia Winston, puts Horatio in one of the toughest spots of his career. Meanwhile, someone begins to use a Web site to destroy Calleigh. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue. 10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 137 - All In Horatio tries to cope with his troubled past, while Calleigh is kidnapped by two men looking to cover up a murder. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue. ____________________________________________________ Sunday, April 11, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 40/41 - The Brutal Truth Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up. Gene and Shannon appear on the Adam Carolla Show and answer ALL of the pressing questions and in a surprise turn of events, they swap places and SHANNON gets strapped to the machine as well. 8-9pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 110/111 - Shannon the Brave It's a terrifying moment for America's most traditional, non-traditional family. Shannon has a health scare that makes the family rally and Gene is caught between two worlds--being there for the mother of his two children and being on tour with KISS. 9-9:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 90 - Grapes of Wrath Shannon and Tracy spend a weekend at a Wine Country Vineyard in order to placate a big time investor Gene does not want to offend. Meanwhile, Nick must stay up for 48 hours to finish a missed deadline for his comic book. 9:30-10pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 103 - Like Father, Like Son The apple does not fall far from the tree as Nick and his girlfriend Rose struggle with Nick's growing commitments to school, his comic book, and his band. Gene and Shannon offer him conflicting advice as Gene boards a plane to Singapore to obtain funding for a KISS Vegas show and inadvertently insults his hosts. What must father and son each do to get back into everyone's good graces? 10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 07 - They Tried to Make Me Go to Twee-hab Kirstie's social networking is out of control. So much so that the gang decides to have an intervention. The first step to recovery: a week of being Twitter-free. With so much free time, Kirstie focuses her extra time on her loved ones. But is that really what they want? 10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 06 - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap When the staff makes grumblings about their jobs, Kirstie decides to show them who's boss. The confident matriarch takes a turn at every job in the house but soon learns that barking orders and doing chores are two very different things. ____________________________________________________ Monday, April 12, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 36 - The Big Game The BAU tracks a serial killer who puts the murders he commits on the Internet for all to see. 8-9pm -- Intervention - 110 - Robby When Robby's mother discovered his talent for music, she became a classic stage mother and relentlessly pushed him. Robby formed a group which became an instant success, even earning a Grammy nomination. But Robby indulged in the excesses of fame and fortune, and became an alcoholic. The group fell apart, and Robby became deeply depressed. His family and friends fear that he is intentionally drinking himself to death and believe that an intervention is their last hope. 9-10pm -- Intervention - 114 - Ashley Ashley was raised by a mother who was addicted to methamphetamines and gambling. Ashley flourished when her aunt and uncle became her legal guardians, but she started using heroin when her beloved grandfather died. Now she bounces back and forth between her rigid aunt's house and her permissive mother's house, and she's developed serious asthma from smoking heroin. The family fears that Ashley will soon overdose and die. 10-10:30pm -- Runaway Squad - 01 - Jennifer Fifteen-year-old Jennifer considered herself an outsider at home, so she ran away looking for love. With her parents desperate for help, Joe Mazzilli and the Runaway Squad quickly get on Jennifer's trail. At first, the only lead is her New York City boyfriend, but a surprise phone call has Joe shifting his tactics. Using her mother as bait, can Joe bring the girl home? 10:30-11pm -- Runaway Squad - 06 - Vinny Fifteen-year-old Vinny and his father were not getting along. When his religious father forbade him from seeing his girlfriend, Vinny decided he had enough and ran away. But he didn't go where anyone expected him to go. From Pennsylvania to Brooklyn, Joe Mazzilli and his Runaway Squad delve deep into the world of Santeria trying to catch up with their elusive runaway. ____________________________________________________ Tuesday, April 13, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 37 - Revelations Tobias, the serial killer the BAU was hunting in a previous episode, has taken Reid as a hostage. Through behavioral profiling, the BAU race to discover his hideout before he takes Reid's life. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 16 - The Tribe When five college students are brutally tortured and murdered in a way resembling rituals practiced by Native Americans during the Indian Wars, the team investigates the residents of a nearby Indian reservation to find the killers. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 17 - A Real Rain A series of murders in Manhattan leads the police to believe that they may have a serial killer on their hands who's copying the methods of the infamous "Son of Sam." 10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 161 - Target Specific The team uses the scent of a man who attacked Calleigh and a piece of bulletproof clothing in a dog's mouth to investigate a series of robberies in wealth homes. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. ____________________________________________________ Wednesday, April 14, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 38 - Fear and Loathing The BAU hunts a serial killer who murders young African American women from upscale New York neighborhoods. 8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 61 - Vegas or Bust Dog is going to be the keynote speaker at the annual Profession Bail Agents convention in Las Vegas, but before he leaves he's got to clear two cases from his docket--Heidi and Stephanie. Heidi is a check forger who's failed to make a court appearance. And Stephanie is one tough cookie--she's a fugitive with a history of car theft, burglary, and drug abuse. A day later in Vegas, Dog gives a rousing speech to the PBUS. 8:30-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 76/77 - The Mystery of Mona Lisa Dog usually takes his job personally, but this time a case really hits home. First, he and Beth receive a special gift--a painting of Dog's recently deceased daughter, Barbara Katy. Everyone on the team needs to take a moment to recover from the emotional impact of that. But when Lyssa points out that the fugitive in Dog's next case has the same birth date as Barbara, Dog takes a special vow to capture the young woman so he can persuade her to avoid the same mistakes his daughter made. 9:30-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 60 - Run Fugitive, Run When the team hunts for Steven, a fugitive with a history of domestic abuse, they seek help from his girlfriend, who's been a victim of his abuse. Meanwhile, Beth trains for a 5K race to help raise awareness about domestic abuse, but the boys don't think she'll make it across the finish line. 10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 177 - Mister Mom It's been quite a while since Tim Chapman put down his mace can and bulletproof vest to care for his growing family. When his old friend Dog calls asking for help tracking an elusive felon Tim jumps into action. Can he shake off the cobwebs and man-up for a bust or has he spent too many days being mister mom? 10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 20 - Extreme Gator It's dangerous, slithery, and long. That's the gator--over 10 feet long--that Billy and Gator Dave must deal with at Fox Creek Farms. It's the biggest gator Billy has ever seen in the wild. Later, Billy and Ricky rush over to a family's children's play area to protect the kids from an aggressive raccoon. ____________________________________________________ Thursday, April 15, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 46 - The Run Around/Night Cap In Memphis, Sergeant Mitch Oliver and his team respond to the murder of a man shot in his car while parked at a local mini market. In order to track down their shooter, detectives must rely on witnesses who sometimes hide more than they reveal. And in Phoenix, Detective Rosenthal is investigating the case of young man shot dead and left in the parking lot of a local bar. His biggest lead is the bar's surveillance tape. It could reveal who the victim was with the night he was killed. 8-9pm -- The First 48 - 143 - Blind Rage/Those Closest To Us In Birmingham, Det. Marcel Walker works to unravel the mystery of a 28-year-old man shot in his home. After calling 911 from inside the victim's home, a woman suspiciously flees the scene. When detectives track her down, she finally leads detectives to the possible shooter whose testimony reveals a shocking twist. In Miami, Sgt. Ervens Ford and Det. Fabio Sanchez race against the clock to catch the killer of a homeless man found stabbed in a park. The case takes a dramatic turn when a tip reveals the victim was last seen alive with a one-legged friend. Armed with physical evidence and surveillance video, detectives need to find out if the victim's friend is innocent or if he committed the ultimate act of betrayal. 9-10pm -- The First 48 - 153 - In Harm's Way/Jealous Rage In Harris County, Sgt. Craig Clopton and his team investigate the murder of man killed by a single gunshot while being robbed. With little evidence on the scene, they must rely on an eyewitness to help them identify their suspects. And in Birmingham, Det. John Tanks and the homicide unit work the murder of a mother of two, shot in the back outside of her car. When detectives break through the lies and deception of the sole witness, they are surprised to discover what may have triggered the shooting. 10-11pm -- Fugitive Chronicles - 00 - Danny Ray Horning Horning escapes from the Arizona State Prison and goes on the run, putting his military survival skills to the test. He calls himself a "freedom fighter," and locals call him "Rambo." But to Sheriff Joe Richards, who must hunt him down, Horning is just a dangerous fugitive. Horning goes to the one place he thinks he'll never be found--the Grand Canyon. Living off the land, he evades capture in the longest and largest manhunt in Arizona state history. ____________________________________________________ Friday, April 16, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 39 - Distress The BAU investigates the murders of three people who have been killed in the last 48 hours at various construction sites in Houston's Fifth Ward. What they discover is that the killings are not at the hands of a serial killer but a war veteran suffering from severe Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. He thinks he's in the middle of a war zone and is trying to stay alive until he's rescued. The BAU stage an extraction to "rescue" this veteran before he kills again. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 18 - Somebody's Watching When people connected to a top TV actress start dying, the BAU team fears that a stalker may have turned into a serial killer. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 21 - Secrets and Lies When the CIA suspects a double agent is at work in Langley, the team is called in to profile the employees. But the BAU must work fast because the life of a CIA operative is at stake. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 20 - Charm and Harm The profilers track a known "chameleon" serial killer across the southeastern U.S. trying to stop him before he kills again. ____________________________________________________ Saturday, April 17, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 156 - Smoke Gets in Your CSI's When a crime scene is destroyed, Horatio suspects it's the work of the drug trade--or something even more sinister. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Khandi Alexander guest stars. 8-9pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 138 - To Kill a Predator A couple of seemingly unrelated murders send Horatio and the CSI team into the sleazy world of pedophiles. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue. 8-9pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 14 - Family Secrets Mother and daughter psychics, Caprice and Jordi, along with two teen psychic sisters, Peyton and Riley, attempt to solve the puzzle of a mysterious girl ghost at an inn dating to the revolutionary war. 9-10pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 139 - Tunnel Vision When Horatio investigates the death of a bank employee whose body was found at the bottom of a sink hole, the trail leads him to a wealthy billionaire with some dark secrets to hide. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue. 9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 09 - Demon in the Mirror Tammy, 15-years-old, along with the help of Alexandra, 17-years-old, must face the "Lady in the Mirror" a spirit that torments her virtually every night. 10-11pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 140 - Rock and a Hard Place When a jet skier is killed by a falling piece of slate thrown off a bridge, Alexx makes a startling discovery that could link her son, Bryan, to the death. Stars David Caruso, Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Emily Procter, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander, and Eva La Rue. ____________________________________________________ Sunday, April 18, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 82/83 - Godfather Gene When Gene and Shannon hit New Jersey to be the Godfather to a friend's newborn grandson Shannon inadvertently starts a feminist uprising amongst the subservient wives when she refuses to fall into line with tradition. (1 hour.) 8-8:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 23 - Growing Pains Under pressure from his friends, Nick decides to investigate leaving home for college. Although a weekend orientation program turns into the trip from hell, Sophie convinces him to tell Gene and Shannon he is having a blast in hopes their parents will sweeten the pot and bribe them with gifts to go to school locally. 8:30-9:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 96/97 - Kisstastrophe Shannon travels to NY to join the KISS tour and spend quality time with Gene only to learn he has a prior commitment with a journalist. Gene sticks Shannon with his friend and native New Yorker, Tony, to ensure she doesn't take out her anger on his wallet. While Gene and the journalist take us through a never-before-seen tour of Gene's past (including the Jr. stage where he performed for the first time,) Shannon saves the day when Tony loses his wife's anniversary present. 9:30-10pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 99 - Gene Gets Punked After 15 years of endless pranks, KISS manager Doc McGhee enlists Shannon to help get Gene back once and for all. While in New Orleans for the annual Voo Doo Fest, Gene is lead to believe that the roadies have gone on strike due to a curse the locals have put on him. They will only resume work if he goes through the necessary steps to cure the "curse" himself. 10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 08 - The Way We Weren't Kirstie's maternal instincts are in high gear as she challenges True to a week of adulthood to see if he can hack it out in the real world. Meanwhile, 300-pound baby, Jim, is under the weather and Kirstie must nurse him back to health. 10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 07 - They Tried to Make Me Go to Twee-hab Kirstie's social networking is out of control. So much so that the gang decides to have an intervention. The first step to recovery: a week of being Twitter-free. With so much free time, Kirstie focuses her extra time on her loved ones. But is that really what they want? ____________________________________________________ Monday, April 19, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 48 - Scared to Death The Behavioral Analysis Unit (B.A.U.) tracks down a sadistic killer who exploits his victims' worst fears to torture and kill them. 8-9pm -- Intervention - 106 - Vinnie When Vinnie was a boy, his father abused him physically and verbally, leaving his mother feeling helpless. He developed a love for fast-paced sports, including BMX, motocross, and car racing, but his need for speed turned into an addiction to crack cocaine. Now, Vinnie lives in his car with his dog and smokes up to $1,000 worth of crack a week. Vinnie's mother tries to make up for not protecting him when he was younger by giving him money and a place to stay. But Vinnie needs more than that--he needs an intervention. 9-10pm -- Intervention - 115 - Amy P. Amy and her family escaped the violence of apartheid-era South Africa and immigrated to Canada 22 years ago. But Amy suffered from anxiety and low self-esteem, and she became anorexic and, soon after, bulimic. Now she lives alone in the basement of her family's house and steals from family members to pay for her eating binges. Weighing only 92 pounds, Amy is on the brink of death. 10-11pm -- Hoarders - 13 - Linda and Todd Linda's family has been ripped apart by hoarding. She wants nothing more than to have a relationship with her grown children, but they refuse to come near her house which is packed waist and neck high with piles of belongings. Despite Linda's past threat to commit suicide, her children have had it. And while her husband doesn't want their marriage to end in divorce, he doesn't feel he should be forced to live this way any longer. 29-year-old Todd has been collecting models, kits and various hobby items since he was a kid. His girlfriend of five years, Robyn, wants to get married and start a family, but has threatened to leave him if he doesn't clean up his act. Todd wants to create a life with her, but is at his wits end not knowing where to start. ____________________________________________________ Tuesday, April 20, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 49 - Children of the Dark The BAU investigate a series of brutal home invasions that leave a trail of bodies throughout Denver. The serial killers are two brothers. When the BAU discovers that one of the killers has formed an attachment to a survivor of one of their home invasions--they use the survivor as bait to trap the killers. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 26 - Psychodrama The BAU team profiles a series of brutal bank robberies where the thug has the victims disrobe to make his escape easier. Based on a real-life case. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 27 - Aftermath A serial rapist frustrates the team when he displays deep knowledge about law enforcement, and especially how the profilers do their job. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 28 - The Boogeyman The BAU enters a tight community in deep mourning after the discovery of a second murdered child in as many weeks. Our team discovers the unthinkable... the killer is a child himself. ____________________________________________________ Wednesday, April 21, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 50 - Seven Seconds When a child is abducted at a local mall, the BAU locks down the area and must profile the people at the scene to retrieve the child. 8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 43 - You Snooze, You Lose Beth designs a luxurious new office for the team and shows it off to Dog, but the bounty hunter is more interested in starting his hunt for Federico, who's been revoked for missing court dates and generally running amuck. Freddy's spent time in the federal pen for bank robbery, and the team knows that anyone "brave enough and crazy enough" to pull a bank job can be a dangerous man. So when they get a lead that Freddy's sleeping in his car, they hope they'll catch him napping. But when the click of the cuffs rouses Freddy, he quickly shows that he won't go down without a fight. 8:30-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 147/148 - Buddha's Delight Dog and the posse travel to the Big Island to help Leland track down a small-time Bonnie and Clyde couple. Their crime: theft, including allegedly stealing a pair of Buddha statues for resale. But this only masks deeper problems with the couple. On the ride to jail all is revealed, and the picture is not pretty. 9:30-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - Stormy Weather Going after two fugitives in one day is tough enough without the facing Colorado's notoriously unpredictable weather. Today it's the threat of sever thunderstorm, hail and area wide tornado warnings. When Dog ask his bail bond friend Mary to give him her toughest character, she responds by sending him in pursuit of a fugitive with a history of over 25 years of run-ins with the law. Second on the docket is a wounded vet recently returned from combat in Iraq. When he tells Dog that "he'd rather die than go back to jail," Dog knows that the bad weather will be the least of his worries today. 10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 178 - Bait & Snitch When the local cops put out an APB for a client with a checked past, Dog springs into action. With the aid of the runner's girlfriend the posse heads out to bring him in. Little does the team suspect that before the end of the day Dog will be helping to mend a family torn apart by violence. 10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 22 - Snakes in the Swamp Billy and Ricky tangle with some ornery water moccasins and wasps. Ricky gets stung in the face by the wasps--and he's allergic...and miles from help! And at another job, it's Billy vs. the Beaver when the critter wreaks havoc at Twin Lakes Camp. The beaver is building its dens by tearing down the levees that have kept the lakes in place for 30 years. Without the lakes, how can Twin Lakes Camp survive? ____________________________________________________ Thursday, April 22, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 56 - Wrong Turn/Deadly Dance Miami Detective Carlos Castellanos and Sgt. Jose "Pepi" Granado are working the murder of a 54-year old tourist. As they hit the streets to track down the killer, they learn the victim was in town for more than the Miami sunshine: it's his son's 17th birthday. And in Memphis, a high school dance turns deadly when shots ring out. Sgt. Kevin Lundy must figure out who shot at a car outside the school, leaving one teen near death and another dead at the scene. 8-9pm -- The First 48 - 105 - Blackout In Dallas, Det. Robert Arredondo and his team investigate the murder of a 22-year-old man tied up and shot along with two of his friends during a robbery. Armed with only the street names of his two suspects, Arredondo must identify them and track them down in a manhunt that takes them across the country. 9-10pm -- The First 48 - 154 - The Stranger/Prince of Darkness In Cincinnati, Detectives Matt Thompson and Doug Lindle are investigating the double homicide of a local hairdresser and his elderly neighbor, both stabbed to death and set on fire. When detectives discover that one of the victim's cars is missing, they begin following a twisted trail of clues they hope will lead to the killer. And in Harris County, the life of a 30-year-old mother of three comes to a violent and abrupt end when her throat is slashed by a late-night visitor. Sgt. Craig Clopton races against the clock to determine the identity of her killer and bring him to justice. 10-11pm -- Fugitive Chronicles - 05 - Hawkins International playboy John Hawkins and two associates conspire to kill a young man as part of a scam to collect $2 million in life insurance. Initially authorities fall for it, but the scheme unravels. The two associates are caught early on, but ringleader Hawkins goes on the run, launching a three-year global manhunt. Hawkins is close to getting away with it until his path finally crosses with the lone police officer who pursues him relentlessly--California homicide detective Jon Perkins. ____________________________________________________ Friday, April 23, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 51 - About Face A killer taunts his victims with "Missing" fliers that feature the soon-to-be victim's photo. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 29 - North Mammon The apparent abduction of two college girls, star athletes from a seemingly idyllic small town, has the BAU profiling not only the offender but the town itself to uncover a much more horrific crime, deep in the town's past. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 30 - Empty Planet Gideon and the team go to Seattle in pursuit of a bomber who targets various places which are technologically advanced. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 31 - The Last Word Two independent serial killers in St. Louis are competing with each other, trying to outdo each other with their murders. When the BAU apprehends one of them, they shrewdly make the arrest an event in order to trap the other serial killer. ____________________________________________________ Saturday, April 24, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 152 - The DeLuca Motel When a man is killed by gunfire at a rundown motel, the CSIs are shocked to discover that Delko has been living at the motel. Now Horatio and the team have two mysteries on their hands--who fired the shots, and is Delko linked to the crime? Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 33 - Sex, Birth, Death Reid is approached by a troubled young man who fears that he may be a serial killer in the making when he describes his fantasies to Reid about killing hookers. When several prostitutes turn up dead in the D.C. area, the young man becomes the prime suspect in their murders. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 34 - Profiler, Profiled When Morgan returns home to Chicago to visit his mother, he's arrested for the killings of three young boys which occurred over a fifteen year period. Gideon and company work to uncover the truth and find the real serial killer behind these murders. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 35 - No Way Out The BAU tracks down a serial killer who's responsible for the deaths of over 100 people. ____________________________________________________ Sunday, April 25, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 72/73 - Sophie's Sweet 16 Nothing is too good for Gene's little girl when he takes what starts as a simple birthday celebration and, against Sophie's wishes, attempts to turn it into the Sweet Sixteen of the Century. 8-8:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 81 - Fireman Gene Gene visits his mom on Long Island only to learn she has volunteered to him to host a fundraiser for the local fire department...and train with them. 8:30-9pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 84 - Letters Lost While Gene is in Japan filming a monster movie Shannon and Tracy go antiquing and buy a piece of furniture that sends them on a search for its original owner. 9:30-10pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 102 - Don't Mess with the Simmons Nick is forced to spend time with the son of one of Gene's potential clients and is dragged into a wild adventure including a beach party, a beautiful girl and crazy surfers that provoke a high-speed car chase. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy host a designer "Tazer Party" to promote self-defense. 10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 09 - Preparation-K After a string of surprises in the house, Kirstie decides the house, the staff, and all 30 animals, must be prepared for anything. Meanwhile, Jim takes True under his wing to teach him about what it really means to be a man. 10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 08 - The Way We Weren't Kirstie's maternal instincts are in high gear as she challenges True to a week of adulthood to see if he can hack it out in the real world. Meanwhile, 300-pound baby, Jim, is under the weather and Kirstie must nurse him back to health. ____________________________________________________ Monday, April 26, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 89 - Fit of Rage/Mean Streets In Cincinnati, Detectives Jenny Luke & Bob Randolph find a young woman who has been strangled in her living room. Crime scene evidence leads detectives to believe she may have known her killer. In Miami, a 65-year-old man is found dead in a pool of blood. Detective Ervens Ford must track down his only lead--the victim's stolen car--hoping to find the killer at the wheel. When the car turns up, Ford discovers a surprising twist that suggests the suspect may have hit close to home. 8-9pm -- Intervention - 107 - Sarah Raped when she was 14 and feeling abandoned by her family, Sarah turned to drugs, even becoming a stripper to support her drug habit. She's prohibited by the courts from seeing her three-year-old son, and now lives with a man who is more than twice her age and manages a massage parlor. Can an intervention save her from her self-destructive lifestyle? 9-10pm -- Intervention - 02 - Gabe With an I.Q. of 156, Gabe had a promising future. He reached college during his teens and taught chemistry at UCLA, even incorporating rap into his lectures. He tried to become an entertainer, but was crushed when that dream failed. He turned to gambling for solace and was quickly addicted. Today, Gabe lives in a motel room paid for by his parents who have already given up tens of thousands of dollars and even their own home to pay off his gambling debts. Now his loved ones are coming together for an intervention. 10-11pm -- Hoarders - 15 - Gail and Warren Gail's house is literally falling in around her. With no heat, cracking walls, a leaking ceiling and bowing floor boards, Gail desperately needs to make repairs but can't because the house is packed full. Gail has to go in for major surgery in two weeks and without a clean up and repairs, she will have no place to recuperate. Warren, a self-employed heating and refrigeration specialist, literally brings his work home with him. Old refrigerator units, tools and unused supplies clutter all but 200 square feet of his home. The clutter is a danger to their three-year-old son, Josh, and Warren's wife Leanne worries about the impact the lack of open space will have on their son's development. She's finally had enough and has given him an ultimatum; clean up or move out. ____________________________________________________ Tuesday, April 27, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 99 - Deal Breaker/Gunplay In Memphis, Sgt. Bart Ragland must find out who shot and robbed a family man. In Tucson, Detective Bill Hanson hunts two suspects who allegedly gunned down a local high school student as he and his friends walked home from the mall. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 41 - Ashes and Dust The BAU hunt down a serial arsonist who's posing as an activist in an environmental group. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 43 - Open Season Our BAU team races to stop a pair of serial killers who abduct their victims, let them loose in the forest and then hunt them down for sport. 10-12am -- The Battle for Late Night - A two-hour special that pulls back the curtain on the big ego's, big drama and big business in the world of late night television. ____________________________________________________ Wednesday, April 28, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 84 - Bad Call/Ricochet In Miami, FL, Detective Freddy Ponce and Sgt. Louis Melancon unravel the mystery of a man found shot dead in his car. The key to the case could be the victim's cell phone, which was stolen shortly after the murder. In Memphis, TN, Sgts. Caroline Mason, Tony Mullins and JT Max investigate the murder of a man found shot dead in a backyard. After they capture the man they believe is their suspect, the case takes an unexpected turn. 8-8:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 31 - Big Bags and Boxers Dog is out to make two grabs on two islands in one day. Part of the team is dispatched to Kona to nab a woman who skipped her court date. Meanwhile, Dog and the others hunt Patrick, a fugitive who's fighting in an Extreme Boxing event on the Big Island. Patrick will fight in a steel cage, and that gives Dog a great chance to catch him because when the fight's over there'll be nowhere for Patrick to run! 8:30-9pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 57 - Out of Sight Dog knows very little about Peter, but what he does know, he doesn't like! Not only is he currently facing two counts of second degree sexual assault, he's racked up numerous restraining orders over the years, and a week ago he dropped out of sight before missing his court date. The team begins their hunt with just a photograph and his father's address. The dad gives Dog some clues for the hunt, but the information is sketchy. With day turning to night, Dog approaches the alleged victim and ex-girlfriend, Natasha, for assistance. She is happy to help and agrees to set up a meeting with him where Dog could trap him. But just as the meeting is supposed to take place, Peter calls Natasha from the airport--he is about to board a plane for the mainland! The hunt begins. 9-9:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 127 - Nice Guys Finish Last "When you don't write the bond, you don't know the prey," as Dog always says. So when Dog and team help out a bondsman friend whose client jumped bail, the target is a blank slate. Are his tattoos gang related? Is he likely to be violent? And making matters worse, when they hit his apartment they learn he is moving out. Unless they catch him today, their only lead will vanish! 9:30-10pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 157 - Ghost Rider Dog believes in safety first, and today's hunt puts this philosophy to the test. The fugitive's problem with anger management increases the dangers of their already risky line of work. Dog warns the crew to be ready for anything as they head out. But an unexpected turn of events proves that even Dog and crew can be surprised. 10-10:30pm -- Dog the Bounty Hunter - 165 - Scared Straight Back in Colorado Dog tracks a fugitive who is on the run from the law for the first time. Reading the file Dog knows the young man's life is at the crossroads. He can either get back on the straight and narrow or careen down the road to wreck and ruin. Will Dog's posse be able to track down this wanna-be-gansta in time to convince him to make the right choice? 10:30-11pm -- Billy the Exterminator - 25 - Bee Relocation Billy's called to a home where he discovers a beehive with almost 13,000 bees lodged in the walls. He'll try to relocate them to a bee farm, but it's going to be very tricky business. Later, Billy gets a call about a skunk that's wandering around a backyard during the day. Skunks that come out in daylight are either sick or rabid and extremely dangerous. Can Billy catch this skunk without getting sprayed--or getting rabies? ____________________________________________________ Thursday, April 29, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- The First 48 - 85 - Neighborhood Sweetheart/Hail of Gunfire In Miami, Detective Ricardo John is investigating the brutal homicide of a 19-year old girl. The detectives believe that she may have been murdered to send a message to her boyfriend, an alleged drug dealer. In Kansas City, Missouri, a man is shot dead during a gun fight. Detective Everett Babcock has to unravel the mountain of ballistics evidence on the scene to solve the case. 8-9pm -- The First 48 - 128 - Live Bait/Drama at the Classic In Minneapolis, a young man is robbed and killed while meeting up with a girl he met earlier on a bus. Sgts. Christopher Gaiters and Robert Dale need to find out if the murder was a random act of violence or if the girl the victim just met, set him up. And in Birmingham, Det. Cynthia Morrow and her team are investigating the murder of a man gunned down outside the city's annual Magic City Classic football game. Detectives learn that there was tension between the victim and his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend and need to determine if he was involved in the murder. 9-10pm -- The First 48 - After the First 48: 07 - Burden of Proof/Last Ride On an early morning in 2007, in Detroit, Donald Udics and his wife, Barbara, were shot in their home by a man trying to rob them. Barbara died instantly. Don managed to call 911 and was rushed to the hospital. Officers Lance Sullivan and Charles Zwicker arrived at the crime scene and realized the killer had left in one of the Udics cars. The car had GPS and On Star, making it easy to locate. When police saw the vehicle, the driver attempted to avert arrest by speeding away. He ended up crashing into a telephone pole and then tried to make a run for it on foot. The suspect was apprehended and identified. A gun was found inside the vehicle, and ballistics testing confirmed that the gun was the same gun used to kill the victim and seriously wound her husband. The suspect was convicted of First-Degree Murder and sentenced to life in prison. 10-11pm -- Fugitive Chronicles - 04 - Nichols Suffering from loneliness while living off the land in the isolated Rocky Mountains, Dan and Don Nichols kidnap a local female tri-athlete and try to convince her to become Dan's wilderness bride. But after their plan takes a deadly turn, Sheriff Johnny France leads a five-month manhunt for the fugitives that ends on a snow-choked Montana mountainside. ____________________________________________________ Friday, April 30, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- Criminal Minds - 25 - The Perfect Storm After a series of gruesome murders, our team profiles and discovers the offenders are a husband and wife team. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 36 - The Big Game The BAU tracks a serial killer who puts the murders he commits on the Internet for all to see. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 37 - Revelations Tobias, the serial killer the BAU was hunting in a previous episode, has taken Reid as a hostage. Through behavioral profiling, the BAU race to discover his hideout before he takes Reid's life. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 38 - Fear and Loathing The BAU hunts a serial killer who murders young African American women from upscale New York neighborhoods. ____________________________________________________ Saturday, May 1, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-8pm -- CSI: MIAMI - 156 - Smoke Gets in Your CSI's When a crime scene is destroyed, Horatio suspects it's the work of the drug trade--or something even more sinister. Stars David Caruso, Eva LaRue, Jonathan Togo, Adam Rodriguez, Rex Linn, Emily Procter, and Megalyn Echikunwoke. Khandi Alexander guest stars. 8-9pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 09 - Demon in the Mirror Tammy, 15-years-old, along with the help of Alexandra, 17-years-old, must face the "Lady in the Mirror" a spirit that torments her virtually every night. 8-9pm -- Criminal Minds - 01 - Extreme Aggressor In the premiere of this new series, a vicious serial killer abducts his next victim. With few clues to the killer's identity, the FBI calls in the Behavioral Analysis Unit, an elite squad of profilers led by special agent Jason Gideon. Gideon's team puts together a portrait of the killer, but they soon discover that the case is going to be a lot more complicated--and deadly--than they thought. Thomas Gibson and Joe Mantegna star. 9-10pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 11 - Ghost School 13-year-olds, Bryson and Colt, join a paranormal investigation of a century-old haunted opera house. The boys struggle to be accepted by their dads who doubt their abilities. 9-10pm -- Criminal Minds - 02 - Compulsion After Gideon tells a group of agent trainees how the Footpath Killer was captured, the team heads for Bradshaw College, where a student has been burned alive in his dorm room. Hotch and Reid investigate and discover that the killer is obsessed with the number three--and has a plan to burn even more students to death. 10-11pm -- Criminal Minds - 03 - Won't Get Fooled Again When Gideon and the BAU team investigate two bombings in Florida, the case puts them on a nerve-wracking race to save an innocent man from getting blown up. 10-11pm -- Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal - 13 - Vanished Teens, Travis and Vicki, team up with a professional private investigator on a real world missing persons case. Their psychic hits shed new light and hope on the case. ____________________________________________________ Sunday, May 2, 2010 ____________________________________________________ 7-7:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 79 - Rootin' Tootin' Gene Gene travels to Nashville as a favor to KISS' manager and takes a promising but bickering country band under his wing. 7:30-8pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 49 - Ladies of the Night Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend. 8-8:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 50 - Sophie Couture Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution winds him up in jail. Meanwhile, Sophie's internship for a fashion designer turns into her strutting the catwalk during L.A. Fashion Week. 8:30-9pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 80 - Memphis Blues Nick learns the blues first hand when an innocent business trip with Dad results in him taking the stage on the spot where the legendary Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil 100 years before. 9-9:30pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 92 - Gene the Slacker When Gene finds himself with a week of nothing to do the family gets a sense of what it would be like if he didn't work so much and hatches a plan to show him their appreciation. 9:30-10pm -- Gene Simmons Family Jewels - 100 - Gene the Croc Hunter Gene and Tony get sucked into a Bayou adventure when a potential deal to manufacture authentic gator "Demon" boots turns very bizarre. Meanwhile back home, Gene misses Nick perform live on the Sunset Strip with his old KISS band mate Bruce Kulick. 10-10:30pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 10 - As Seen on TV Some thunder from Down Under sends shockwaves through the house. Meanwhile, Kirstie and Jim turn on the TV to get in shape. 10:30-11pm -- Kirstie Alley's Big Life - 09 - Preparation-K A pleasant surprise at the house serves as a wake-up call for Kirstie who decides the house, staff, and all the animals, must be prepared for anything. Meanwhile, Jim takes True under his wing to teach him about what it really means to be a man.Note: The Sopranos is seen Monday-Friday @ 8am & 2pm followed by American Justice @ 9am & 3pm, see daily listing feed at top of page for today's episode titles
Paul Harvey clip: Love letter to an addict
According to Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the 800-mile long Aruwimi River, which flows through the Aruwimi Forest in the Congo, was unwittingly named by famous explorer David Livingstone. He asked a native what the name of the river was. The native replied "Aruwimi," which means, "What is he saying?"