This piece was originally forwarded to me (Olivia) by my friend Chris last April, shortly after NSA was released. It was written by a guy named Chris. No, not Chris my friend...and no, not Kirkpatrick. lol
The Top 14 Songs on the New 'N Sync CD
14. You're Pretty Mature For Your Age, Aren't You?
13. The Next Best Thing To An Actual Boyfriend
12. Yo, Girl, Your Butt Don't Look Big to Me
11. Baby, Just Wanna Give you a Pony and a Puppy Dog
10. A Personal Love Song for You -- Yes, You! We Really Mean It! You Are the One and Only Girl We Really Love, Even Though You're 12 Years-Old and Live in a Trailer Park in Nebraska. Honest!
9. I'll Be Waiting For You (On The Other Side of Puberty)
8. If You Buy Two, We'll Love You Twice As Much!
7. Acne Will Pass, But Love Lasts Forever
6. You Should Buy This CD -- Or That Bitch Suzy Will, and She'll Be More Popular Than You
5. Nobody Understands You, So Let's Get Freaky!
4. Baby, You Can Drive My Car (When You're Old Enough to Get a Learner's Permit)
3. Guess Which One of Us Actually *Likes* Girls
2. The Backstreet Boys Think You're Homely
And the Number 1 Song on the New 'N Sync CD...
What's Up, A-Cup?
