2.) If you ever meet Joey on the street, before you shake his hand, hand him a bottle of anti-bacterial gel and say, "Yeah, can you just de-germ your hands? Thanks!"

3.) Bring band-aids backstage with you and after Chris signs his auotograph, put a snoopy band-aid on his arm and say, "Now that wasn't so bad was it?"

4.) If you ever meet one of the guys on the street, dig in your purse and pull out a vibrator and hand it to them. After that, act all embarrassed but then smile and say, "You can play with it if you want!"

5.) Go into the MNG room eating a hotdog and drop some mustard on JC's arm and then say, "You might wanna save that for later - when you're hungry!"

6.) When you get to the front of the line for autographs throw your hands up and yell, "BEER RUN! I'M BUYIN!"

7.) Hold up a sign during the concert that says, "I LIKE PORK AND BEANS!" *smiles @ Bex*

8.) Hold up a sign that says, "This song SUCKS!" (to be held up during every song)

9.) While Justin signs his name, take out your tweezers and try to get a hair sample from his head. And while Lonnie is hauling you away, yell, "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!!!!"

10.) Hold up a sign that says, "Where's Nick Lachey?"

11.) Hold up a sign that says, "SHOW US YOUR TITS!" Maybe you'll get lucky!

12.) Better yet, hold up a sign that says, "I HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE!"

13.) Forget your pants.

14.) Even funnier, attach a sign across your private parts that says, "I forgot my pants!"

15.) Throw up a sign that says, "Here, Danger! Here, boy!" *grins @ the girls*

16.) Walk into the MNG room talking loudly on your celly and right as you get to the signing table yell, "WHAT? LIV IS STUCK ON THE LUGGAGE CAROUSEL, AGAIN?"

17.) Hold up a sign that says, "DO THAT THING WITH YOUR TONGUE!"

18.) If you ever run into JC at a club, buy him a drink and on the napkin, write: "JC, you're great and all, but what's up with those pants? Better luck next time buddy!" And see if he asks you to dance.

19.) Throw up a sign that says, "SAY MY NAME INDEPENDENT WOMEN, DON'T BE A BUGABOO, BE A SURVIVOR. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, NO NO NO NO NO MY BODY IS TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YOU IF YOU CAN'T PAY MY BILLS BILLS BILLS!" (Come on...it's #19...you know it's funny!)

20.) If you ever meet Justin, take out an onion and bite into it. Then smear your lips with lip gloss and start making out with your hand. If he's still there watching you, wink at him and say, "You're next!"