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Old Men Need Love Too

After some serious thinking, Chris realized that he wasn't getting any younger, so he put in an application to date me too.

Spring Formal Date Application

1. Name: Christopher A. Kirkpatrick

2. Age: 30

3. Affiliation: *NSYNC, Fumanskeeto, Wright Entertainment Group, Jive Records, Social Security, and the AARP.

4. Qualifications: Singing and dancing since I was a young'n. Graduated from college; though the name of it escapes me at the moment *rubs chin* as does the year...*sits pondering*

5. Could you please list the last three (3) formal/prom/date party date(s) in which you had for reference purposes only?

1. Name: None...I went stag
Phone #: N/A
Event: P. Diddy's South Beach New Year's Eve Soiree

2. Name: Emily (Liv's friend from GU&GD)
Phone #: 1-800-GETDOWN
Event: 2001 MTV Video Music Awards

3. Name: Danielle Raabe
Phone #: 1-800-HARTBRK
Event: 2001 American Music Awards...shortly after we *sob* broke...up...*sniffle*

6. What are your feelings on the expense situation? Do you feel that I should pay because it is my formal? Should it be split down the middle? Or should I pay for the formal and you pay for the “beverages?”

Well, I still calim money from this *NSYNC group I'm in...so I suppose I could pay. Then again, my social security check hasn't come in yet...so unless we go someplace that will accept my AARP discount, you're paying.

7. Are you willing to stay the night at the place of the formal, or would you rather leave after the festivities? Please explain why.

I need to toilet paper Justin Timberlake's house and take my meds by no later than 11:30. So we'll have to leave after the festivities. Thanks for understanding...I'm not as young as I used to be.

8. How do you feel about sex after the formal? Okay that question was just for fun.

Well, if I take my meds...SURE! We can have sex after the formal! (But only if you remember that I need to be in bed by 11:30.) =)


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